Must not click links, must not click links, must not click links
VERY NSFW

There's some fucking scary people out there...

wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Genital_Bisection
wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Nefertiti_Piercing
wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Anal_Piercing
wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Female_Nullification

Sits in the corner rocking and whimpering
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:16, 111 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I hate you
I've not clicked on them yet but I know I'm not going to be able to resist clicking on them. I'm just glad I'm not at work as I wouldn't be able to resist it there either!

:edit: Why did I click on those? I'm off to get some sporks...
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:18, Reply)

genital bisection
why, just why?
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:21, Reply)

The inside is more sensitive than the outside apparently
some guy thought it was a good idea to slice his cock open to check and found out he was right. Well done him.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:23, Reply)

there are things
I don't want to find out by cutting my penis in half


many many things.
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:27, Reply)

I think you are lying...
Halfy.
( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Quit breaking me

( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:44, Reply)

I can't break you, V.
You're too bendy.
( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:45, Reply)

Hmmm
Are you trying to suggest that I'm a bit of a bender?
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:51, Reply)

( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:54, Reply)

Not at all, merely that you enjoy male company a LOT

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:55, Reply)

Whilst this is true
I prefer people that have boobs.

:edit: Lady boobs!
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Jiggles

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:01, Reply)

*drifts off in to his own little world*

( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:05, Reply)

Arrrrggghh!
I've seen it split to the glans before but not a full bisection!

*shudders*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)

*fetches mindbleach*
*deletes from history*


What is that last one? I can't even make it out, and I didn't want to look for to long...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:27, Reply)

She's had her clit and all labia removed.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Yuk yuk yuk
Why? Why would you do that to yourself? *shudders*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:32, Reply)

No idea
Some people like the idea of being asexual I guess.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:35, Reply)

I read "erotic death" "slave contract"
as erotic "death slave" contract, but fortunately the link underlining sorted it out for me.

*resolutely not thinking about anything else he may have seen*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:33, Reply)

I wonder if that EMLA cream would work on the double-knob thing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:34, Reply)

meh

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:36, Reply)

I've just had dinner
It takes a lot, but after that first link I'm almost to the state where I've not had dinner. I've heard of tihs happening naturally.... I don't understand! Unless people are trying for double penetration.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:43, Reply)

Pfft! doesn't scare me.
I have the Modcon book.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:46, Reply)

Blousie, you're hardcore!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:47, Reply)

You know the score Beekers.
I even pierced my own earlobe once.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:53, Reply)

@blousie
*impressed*

I pushed a stud back through a healed lip piercing about ten years ago.
It went septic:S
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:04, Reply)

I've got one very similar to the second one there.
I am WELL HARD and OTHER THINGS.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:48, Reply)

That one isn't scary
I've been considering having a similar sort of thing... after I find someone who can adminiater a local anaesthetic. The first and last.... they are not nice!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:53, Reply)

But you're a boy!
I'm considering the second one, but I'd need a lot of lignocaine.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:54, Reply)

If you're serious I can recommend a great piercer.
But only if I can watch ;)
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:57, Reply)

I wouldn't have it any other way
I really am considering it, but need to get a job first as I'd feel guilty being dolescum and having other people pay for my sexual pleasure ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Vertical clit hood yep?
Make em pay bex. It's more fun that way.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Yeah
images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d0/Vertical_clit_hood.jpg&imgrefurl=http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Vertical_clit_hood.jpg&usg=__Yf6SotL34H6L-ZUFYAAkP-O_zxI=&h=1722&w=2194&sz=1772&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=n1zkIWLKFgUOoM:&tbnh=118&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvertical%2Bclitoris%2Bhood%2Bpiercing%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB:official%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1

It could look nice if she didn't have a big ole hair on the piercing.

*sells tickets to pay for piercing*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:04, Reply)

I wish I'd had that instead of the horizontal peircing.

( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Ooh!
*signs up*
( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Eh?
I swear you were male last night. You're not a transexual are you?
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:54, Reply)

It's NSFW
Not quite the same but as close as guys can get to it: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apadravya

Tempting. Very tempting.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

No

( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:25, Reply)

D:

( Maladicta, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 18:36, Reply)

The pain's part of it dewd
You gotta take the rough with the smooth.

Besides, it only hurts the split second the needle goes in. The rest is fucking uncomfortable, but not that bad.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:56, Reply)

I heard of someone having their cervix peirced.
Now that is hardcore.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:56, Reply)

I had mine embiggened to get a coil in there a few years ago
passed out in a pool of blood in Sainsburys half an hour later. That was fun.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:57, Reply)

"clean up on aisle three"

( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:01, Reply)

*spare room lols*

( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:02, Reply)

Oh it was great
The staff had no idea of what to do, one of them kept repeating, but I'm a first aid officer, over and over again. Once they established I wasn't smacked out of my head they called my boyfriend and had him come collect me.

Walk of shame out of Sainsburys High wycombe was pretty bad.

Edit: I forgot I got a free carrier bag of 'ladies hygiene products' from the nutty first aid officer.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:05, Reply)

I could never look into getting a coil fitted.
It's sounds so sinister. Better off messing with your hormones on the pill.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

I had it taken out last year and an implant put in instead
Prefer it muchly and you can freak people out with it easier
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

One of the cock bisection pics
looks like really sinister mushrooms.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:58, Reply)

Why
just why did you feel you needed to share?

I'm clean out of mindbleach and mental floss so I shan't look.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:07, Reply)

I looked.
I think that people who find that they want to do some of those things need help.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Don't blame me
it's your own perverted fault for looking when I didn't change the link names ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Haha, always the quiet ones!
I just like to see how far people are willing to take it.

Just when I thought I'd seen it all with a guy split to the bell end and three massive bolts through it, I clicked on link one......
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:18, Reply)

It takes all sorts to make a world Mrs Bin.
As long as they only do it to themselves then there is no harm. I think that changing your body that way is just the same as getting a boob job or a nose job.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Well this is true
but I do wonder if people who take genital mutilation to such extremes have issues that need professional help.

However, as you say, it doesn't harm anyone else then what's the problem.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

Think of the African women with lip plugs.
You wouldn't say that they were mentally disturbed. To adorn or change your body is something that is deep within us and for some of us Western people, needs to be realised.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

I hope I haven't upset you BGB
Maybe it's just me.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

No, you haven't upset me.
I understand your thinking in why people do this to themselves, I'm just trying to help you see why.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)

I just wonder that
when people feel the need to mutilate their genitals, especially the woman who has had her clit and labia taken off, must have some deep seated issues with their own sexuality.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

I won't deny there are a small number of freaks out there that may have mental issues, as in all walks of life.
Most people go into their modifications with a clear and intellectual idea of this is how they want to be. People who do modifications to themselves are only doing it because they cannot find doctors who will do it for them.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Is it bad that things like this don't shock me anymore?
Or does it just mean I should be training as a doctor instead?

Also, I remember when BK or Kaol showed us the pics of genital piercings and cuttings once before, so for some reason I still wasn't shocked.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

I'd love to get a branding.
I wish I'd got into body modification a lot younger then I'd have been more daring.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

I don't think I'd particularly like to be branded
I managed to semi-brand myself on a sandwich grill once. A bit too sore for my liking.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

I like the look of flesh removal
when it's fresh and red, but it looks awful and blotchy when it scars.

And it would obviously hurt like a motherfucker!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

It can look awesome
farm1.static.flickr.com/30/242885027_cf2ab4ca76_o.jpg

But it makes me feel a little sick thinking about getting chunks of my flesh cut off
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:32, Reply)

OOooh, that's the first one I've seen that looks good
They usually look shit or are really small and heal up looking like a vag. I think I'll stick to tattooing though
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

That does look good
Haz a nice mottled look to it.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

*voms*
Why, oh why, would anyone have their nob cut in half? Weirds. And as for anal piercing... *boiks*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

What do you think of the clit piercing DiT?
I think it'd suit me
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

Y'see, that's quite sexy, I think.
But quite what anyone could achieve by having their bumhole pierced is beyond me. Maybe I'm too sheltered.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

I'm wondering how you'd wipe your bum with that in easily as well
There can't be that many nerve ending around the ring shirly
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Well you could get a big
star shaped ring and have playdoh funfactory styleee fun
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)

This is all different kinds of wrong.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

It's not.
It's genius.
( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Squeeze one out at work and don't flush
freak out your coworkers
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Wasn't there something
along those lines in the Newsletter a while back?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:14, Reply)

God I have too many freaky friends
who show me stuff like this all the time.

*waves at DiT* you're still alive then?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:30, Reply)

I am!
Have felt quite horrible all day though. Hangover + Hay fever = Unhappy DiT.

But England won the cricket, so that's all good.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Jesus pissing Christ. I've not clicked and I don't want to.
*crosses her legs very very tightly*
( Maladicta, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)

Ew ew ew
wrong wrong WRONG

I'm going to have nightmares...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:49, Reply)

I am SO not looking at any of these.
At all. No siree Bob, no.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:40, Reply)