Well it was bound to happen one day
Apparantly Mr Michael Jackson has actually kicked the bucket.

Im going to blame it on the boogie

hahahahahahahaha

EDIT: Oh no one actually knows. I bet its a publicity stunt.

Edit: Nope I think he's actually dead.

Edit: Yep. Definately dead.
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:13, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

bugger
second
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:14, Reply)

wonder
which boys' choir's singing at his funeral

edit: go figure, sickipedia's down
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)

Think you might want to remove that edit
By the looks of things.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:26, Reply)

Confirmed
He's dead

Gutted.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:28, Reply)

by who?
Ill remove it when I have heard it
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:30, Reply)

...
Been confirmed by 2 sources, but not by anyone worth paying attention to, not yet.

Whoops
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:35, Reply)

Not by an actual doctor though

(i should have joined myspace, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:41, Reply)

Just been confirmed
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/video_and_audio/news_channel_live/7459669.stm
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:44, Reply)

oh
no. This is going to be on the news for years.

On an unrelated note, I have some tickets for him at the O2. £100 anyone? Thats a bargain now.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:32, Reply)

Farrah Fawcett
picked a terrible day to die. Who's going to remember her now? Talk about bad timing.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)

Oh god she was ill for ages
She only got married a few weeks ago
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:36, Reply)

Inappropriate
A man's just died and you're making jokes. That's cheap.

Still, not as cheap as tickets to his comeback tour...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:41, Reply)

We talked about hamburgers
and chicken nuggets while Hair Pot dangled. I hardly think the death of a retarded paedo is going to change anything.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:04, Reply)

Good point

(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:13, Reply)

Blimey
I wonder if there will be ticket refunds...?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:43, Reply)

It could have been worse
If he did his tour he might have died on stage. That would have not been so nice.
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:46, Reply)

From personal experience
I can say it isn't.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:32, Reply)

Now THAT's funny.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 6:04, Reply)

maybe
he's gone to live with Elvis
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:46, Reply)

That was it.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:48, Reply)

This is easy
Someone play the Thriller track - he'll back up and dancing in no time.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:58, Reply)

Anecdote of the day has just come from a guy chatting shit on BBC news:
'I met michael Jackson and he was a lot taller that Dermot O'Leary'
(i should have joined myspace, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:06, Reply)

I saw Dermot O'Leary once,
he was a lot taller than Captain V.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:08, Reply)

Captain V
Was far taller than Captain Scarlett
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:11, Reply)

That's not entirely true.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:22, Reply)

Lies!!!
On the internet no less!
(bill, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:22, Reply)

News 24
Whoever decided to open the video obit with a clip from Thriller deserves a pint.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:08, Reply)

Those were my thoughts exactly
It wouldnt be so bad if the clips weren't mainly ones from Thriller
(i should have joined myspace, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:10, Reply)

Instant Meme
This one should run and run....
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:14, Reply)

He are in heaven now wiv da angels and Diana and St. Jade...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:08, Reply)

dnt forget da babby p!

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:13, Reply)

and
maddie
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:16, Reply)

And da Charlie's Angel....

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:33, Reply)

it's on ceefax so must be true!
wow, i thought he would live forever...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:17, Reply)

The King of Pop is not dead!
I just saw him in KFC.

At least it looked like him.

Well, he was white and had a slightly abnormal looking pointy nose, at any rate. Could've been him, being served by the slightly overwheight countermonkey with a quiff and dressed in a sparkly jumpsuit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:32, Reply)

soundbite on bbc
From the spoon bending freak himself, uri geller.

What odds am I offered for suicide?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:57, Reply)

.
I'll wave my arms in the air and offer 3 to 47, I mean 50, 02 dates... peas...
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:11, Reply)