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What's the longest you've ever given up something just to see if you could.
Once I gave up bread for a month and I've even given up alcohol for six months.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:13, 203 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Nothing never.
I don't give stuff up for no reason.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:15, Reply)
same here
I have faith in my ability to control myself should the need arise and don't feel the need to test it

and why would I give something up if I like it?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Could that post get any smugger.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:17, Reply)
He could have mentioned how he once didn't have a croissant for over 24 hours.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:21, Reply)
I haven't had a croissant in weeks damnit!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:23, Reply)
yes, quite easily

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:23, Reply)
I saw a lady on University Challenge last night
That could out-smug you, she puffed her cheeks and everything.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Well really I had reasons to give up.
I gave up bread to see if I was allergic to wheat and I gave up alcohol to lose weight.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:17, Reply)
When I need to lose weight I give up snacks and soft drinks
that usually does it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Wanking
I lasted about 3 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:15, Reply)

weeks clicks
(TheColonel, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:21, Reply)

weeks hours
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:22, Reply)

weeks breasts
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:26, Reply)
*rents 'Total Recall'*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Total Recall Supplementary Boob
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:28, Reply)
I gave up drinking for 3 months
it was a bit boring. I spent a year in Australia not eating kebabs just to prove a point. When I eventually had one it was rubbish. Don't eat Ozzie kebabs, they are crap. Pides are where it's at.

I have also never had a Big Mac and never intend to.

And finally, despite it being teh quintessential student hang out in Manchester, I never went to the Queen of Hearts.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:17, Reply)
haha!
I've had some fun times in that place and I wasn't even a student.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Pides are quality
Turkish restaurant in Lewisham does incredibly good food.

I had a Big Mac the other day. It tasted nice, but it screwed up my innards. As usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:24, Reply)
How can you never have been to tarts??
Sure, its a bit shit, but everyone has to go once.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:24, Reply)
that's a ridiculous statement

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:25, Reply)
This
is exactly why I never went. It's shit, and I don't willingly subject myself to shit places.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:26, Reply)
why would you?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:28, Reply)
YOU'RE HERE AREN'T YOU!??
fuck you that joke did deserve caps
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Dammit

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:29, Reply)
when my brother lived there
we used to go to a club called PSV which was in Hulme (where he lived).

It would routinely get teargas attacks but the music was excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:29, Reply)
I think it was Enzyme
who was at a club (possibly even the Hacienda, or possibly not) when he got tear gassed, and it happened three times before they closed the club.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Yup. It was me.
It wasn't a famous club. It wasn't even a famous town. It was a place called The Cube in glamourous Newcastle-under-Lyme.

EDIT: Like you'd ever find me anywhere like the Hacienda. Or, frankly, any club at all for the last decade or so.
/old
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:41, Reply)
You have to go at least once to discover that it's shit
And also the novelty of a bar in a church.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:30, Reply)
I'm from Brighton
we already have one of those. It was called the Font and Firkin, I think it's just the Font now.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:30, Reply)
I like the font.
£2 cocktails.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:32, Reply)
I didn't know that
I just remember their own brewery beer called DogBolter, which was about 7.5%.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:35, Reply)
They should have a comedy night called "comic sans"
this one didn't deserve caps
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Did you spend last night watching reruns of
Sunday Night at the London Palladium?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Shut up I'm funny I'm just not appreciated in my own time.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:35, Reply)
You're the Jim Davidson of B3ta.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:35, Reply)
You're Brian Connelly

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:36, Reply)
Ouch

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:42, Reply)
he might be shit
but he's not that shit
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:36, Reply)
shut it, Pasquale

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:39, Reply)
You can talk Des O'connor.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:41, Reply)
haha
I was going to call him Mike Reid, but I think you've nailed it there
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:44, Reply)
possibly the most offensive thing I've ever been called.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:57, Reply)
I try, I try.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:58, Reply)
oh it's that one,
I've been there, i thought it was ok.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:31, Reply)
but if it is a place that is widely recognised as shit
then why bother?

that'd be like stabbing yourself in the dick, to discover for yourself that it is a stupid thing to do, despite everyone knowing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:34, Reply)
You don't get drunk by stabbing yourself in the dick

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:34, Reply)
while that is true
it has no bearing on my point. You can get drunk places that aren't shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Yes but the shittest place you can get drunk in
you can still get drunk in, if you see what I mean.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:37, Reply)
I do see what you mean
but I'm of the opinion that if there is the option of a better place to get drunk then you should go there instead.

This is getting off the point though. What I was getting at is that there is no point going somewhere shit just to see for yourself how shit it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Can I take the opposite side of the argument,
you shouldn't totally avoid a place just because someone says it's shit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:42, Reply)
what about if every one of your good mates
whose opinion you trust say it's shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Wouldn't stop me going to meet people there or if a group of people want to go.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:45, Reply)
nor me I suppose
but I would be suspicious of their motives
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Its cheap.
We're poor. End of.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:39, Reply)
The union is surely cheaper?
As is OP bar, and that is marginally less shit. Hell, even Robinskis is less shit. Is Robinskis still there?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Robinski's is still there.
I'd say its more shit.
Never been to OP bar, because I live opposite Slems, and their bar is equally as cheap, so there's no point.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:42, Reply)
irrelevant

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:40, Reply)
When you're drunk enough it doesn't really matter how shit the place is.
IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I'm rarely so drunk that the fundamental shitness of a place won't affect my enjoyment of being drunk
I reiterate: why go somewhere shit and get drunk, when you can go somewhere good and get drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Usually because the beer is cheap and so are the men.
In all honesty, I've had some of the best nights out in some real dives.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:42, Reply)
if it's really cheap then it doesn't count as shit surely?
I was fortunate in Cardiff that two of the cheapest clubs were also the best ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:43, Reply)
I guess I just know how to enjoy myself wherever I am.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:44, Reply)
what a delightfully subtle jibe

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:45, Reply)
It's not a jibe
she's just subtley pointing out that she's a dirty slut who will fuck anyone anywhere.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:46, Reply)
we all know that
there's no need for subtlety
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Sometimes I wish that was true.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:50, Reply)
No-one who does what you did in those pub toilets
could be described as choosy in any way.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:52, Reply)
He said he could make me a star.
I was young and foolish.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)
No, he said he could TAKE your chocolate STARfish.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Good isn't it : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)
I never did
I was at MMU for 2 years
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:27, Reply)
I used to go to the Met Union of a friday night sometimes
It was usually a good laugh, and then you could have Babylon Pizza on teh way home.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Ever go to 5th Av?
Or is that after your time?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:31, Reply)
I'm not that fucking old!
I did go to 5th Ave, I went there last October, it was strange as I didn't know any of the music and of course it wasn't full of ciggarette smoke.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:32, Reply)
christ I'd forgotten about that
I haven't been in a club since the smoking ban.

They must be extra shit now.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:34, Reply)
The Venue
on Whitworth Street used to be pretty good. I used to go to The Roadhouse a fair bit as well.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:44, Reply)
when was that?
neither of those sound familiar

I used to go to Welsh Club (Clwb Ifor Bach) or Metros.

First time in Welsh club, I entered the top floor, they were playing Zeppelin, beer was £1 a bottle and they were projecting Roger Ramjet on the walls. Fucking awesome.

Metros used to be £1.50 for a pint of stella. £5 for a big jug of vodka and red bull and they did free toast after 1am

edit: it occurs to me that I thought you were responding to a different post
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)
I don't know these places
Cos my flatmates are mainstream and like to go to shitty places like Opus and the birdcage :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Well...........
I last went to the Venue about 10 years ago. The Roadhouse is still there www.theroadhouselive.co.uk/

EDIT: www.thevenuenightclub.co.uk. I'm sure it wasn't here when I was a lad :0)

I remembered another haunt: Muttz Nutz - that was quite 'grungey' and cheap!
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Ta very much :D

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:21, Reply)
The Roadhouse is fuckin ace!
it's like a large basement and is everything you'd expect from a decent live band type bar
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:29, Reply)
I'm still a horrible teenager.
You're all old to me. I bet they played Killing in the Name at least once
That's my favourite club. Closet to my sort of music as you can get in a club, and lots of fringe-sporting emo boys in check shirts for me to take my pick of.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:41, Reply)
The Ritz
Monday night :0)
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:44, Reply)
That's on my list!
I don't start til one on tuesdays this semester, so I shall definitely be visiting there.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Whatever's the matter?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:52, Reply)
I'm not sure about bgb but the term "semester" is pretty shit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Its what they're called now.
We don't have terms cos there are only two.
Its shitty and american, I know.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Same when I was at uni but the head of the course refused to call them semesters
and called them "long terms".
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:59, Reply)
It also doesn't make any sense
it means you have 12 straight weeks of teaching before christmas, which makes it hard to concentrate by the end, then you have exams straight after christmas, which is also shit, then you have more teaching, then you have to do as much revision for your second set of exams during easter, but you haven't actually been taught everything you need yet as the third "term" involves teaching the end of the second "semester" then you have your final exams with no break in between to revise the last stuff you have been taught.

On the plus side, you get a fantastically long summer holiday. I went to Croatia once.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:01, Reply)
I got round this problem by doing very little work or revision
that way it didn't matter at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Same here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:09, Reply)
it still slightly galls my mrs
because we have the same degree.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:11, Reply)
A Desmond?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:19, Reply)
nope
an Attila
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Ha good one
I've not heard that slang before.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:28, Reply)
My sister got a 'Fred Durst'
but it was in Sports Science so she is shunned by the rest of the family.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:32, Reply)
And breathe.
Its worth it for the summer holiday.
I shall get round this in the same way I've gotten round the revision for every exam since my GCSEs.

Piss about on here.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:04, Reply)
a wise decision
don't let work get in the way of not doing anything meaningful. You'll be nicely set up for getting a job after uni.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:06, Reply)
It's true
it's not like her vagina is going to forget what it's for is it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:08, Reply)
What?
I don't quite understand this.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:09, Reply)
I was being exceptionally crude and offensive
in suggesting that as an attractive woman it makes no difference what you learn at Uni as you will always have a career in prostitution if you want it.

No offence mind!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:11, Reply)
None taken!
You have a point.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:14, Reply)
it seems unlikely
although there is precedent. TGB's vagina thinks it is this place:
news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/spl/hi/picture_gallery/05/in_pictures_postcards_from_russia/html/10.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Pffft!
Brilliant
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:12, Reply)
It's ok
I've just realised that Mondays isn't grab a granny night at the Ritz. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:55, Reply)
What day IS grab-a -granny night?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Whatever night BGB turns up.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:01, Reply)
no, that's granny-grabs-everyone-else night

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)
I gave up alcohol for about 9 months
but I had a few reasons that weren't particularly big on their own. I became Designated Driver Man!
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:18, Reply)
I'm sorry I'm not sure if I understand the question.
What is this 'giving up' of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:19, Reply)
You should give it a go.
You might like it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:20, Reply)
It sounds terrible.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Start small.
Give up face punching.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Don't listen to her Monty
we love you just the way we are.

Like this:

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:25, Reply)
Ha ha, I saw a bit of that last night,
He does look a bit like I imagine Monty to look.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:26, Reply)
That is actually Monty
have you not wondered how he can spend so much time on here? It's because he's fucking minted.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Hahaha you cunt.
I'm not THAT grey. And if you look carefully, he's smiling.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:30, Reply)
This is going to be the new Sid

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:31, Reply)
It better not be.
I've just had to leave the room because I couldn't stop laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:33, Reply)
I can picture
bgb saying this to a lot of people
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I bet you picture me doing a lot of things.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:24, Reply)
I don't
I just watch my videos
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:26, Reply)
.
I gave up wanking for 5 weeks. The first week was unintentional, I just didn't do it. The next two weeks were unavoidable, as I was sharing a room on holiday. Then I just carried it on, 2 weeks later I was drunk and horny. All was well.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:28, Reply)
And after the fifth week,
you produced something which looked like the climax of The Dambusters?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Well
I was able to refill the can of ambrosia rice pudding I'd taken from the cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:32, Reply)
When you finally cracked the seal
did you end up looking like Bill Murray after he had been slimed in Ghostbusters?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:35, Reply)
I uploaded it to a bukkake site
The only person who downloaded it was BGB, everyone else found it too extreme.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:39, Reply)
What can I say.
I'm hardcore.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:41, Reply)
I gave up alcohol for about 5 weeks.
Then I went to a beer festival. "One pint can't hurt," I thought to myself.

Things get a bit muzzy after that, and the following day I had a catastrophic hangover - even by my standards, it was bad. Even my hair hurt.

So I decided to carry on drinking to maintain a minimal tolerance. In effect, I re-started drinking for health reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:45, Reply)
You got a hangover from 1 pint?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:53, Reply)
worra BEN-DERRRRR

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Nope
But my memory of the evening doesn't cover the end of pint number 1 and the hangover the following morning.

(Getting a hangover from one pint is in my repertoire, though. I once vomited blood for 48 hours after 2 pints. A hangover from one is NO problem.)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)
was that 2 pints of drain cleaner, perchance?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:07, Reply)
think you've found a new drinking buddy?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:08, Reply)
*crosses fingers*
They don't tend to last that long so I've found it best to line up replacements in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:11, Reply)
very wise
had some lovely pollen the other day. I forget where it was from. Made a nice change to the bog-standard skunk I've been getting.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Ahh, love that stuff.
It tastes delightful doesn't it?

The luxury hashish market seems to be booming these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:15, Reply)
it also works very well if you keep it in a (clean) pepper mill
and use that for your grinding.

it does taste delightful. Nice daytime high as well.

We really don't get much down here. The pollen was a christmas present from his fiancée's sister who lives somewhere more metropolitan
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:17, Reply)
If and when I get down your way
I'll bring you a selection of what's about.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:28, Reply)
that would be most welcome!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:38, Reply)
I absolutely adore Pollem
I love the fresh, almost lemony smell, how it fluffs up a treat when warmed and the wonderful speedy high. Very Summery.

Brilliant on cheesy toast as well incidentally...2 joints worth and you'll be rockin'
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:18, Reply)
mmm, pollen on cheese on toast
now that sounds good. can imagine the taste working well.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Eating hash does not agree with me.
One of the lowest points of my life followed my eating about a gram and a half of squidgy black when I was a teenager.

*cringes*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:35, Reply)
I've always loved it
get a real rollercoaster ride of stonedness. great fun
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Definitely a different buzz
I get these weird sensations behind my eyes, get clammy with mild auditory hallucinations and munchied up to fuck.

I got a quarter of council hash last year, i was determined to make 'enchanted butter' with it, never got round to it though, although i still have it. This method gets rid of all the shite in it and the THC gets absorbed by the butter, that you then use in baking or freeze for a later date.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:42, Reply)
fuck you've just reminded me
the uncle of a mate of mine is a chef and makes strong pot butter every year. From scratch. Not only some of the nicest butter I've had, but also a good high. We ate a shitload of it spread on malt loaf on a camping trip once. Delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:48, Reply)
My mate who deals the hash
has just told me he's getting dosed up on mushrooms and going to the midnight 3-D showing of Avatar in the IMax at Waterloo this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:06, Reply)
that is going to fuck him up
fact
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:11, Reply)
He is long, long gone anyway.
He used to live with Spiral Tribe.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:18, Reply)
Oh dear
I do hope he has someone there to escort him home. I also thought about this, but getting back home once the Imax had done it's worst to you, would be a bridge to far.

Edit: I might save that for Tron 2 at the Imax!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:12, Reply)
Can't remember.
Think it was fairly standard cooking lager.

Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:15, Reply)
2010 is the year for celibacy

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:01, Reply)
I think we should have a b3ta charity day to raise some money to get you some cock.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:02, Reply)
don't want no cock

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:04, Reply)
In my head,
This was to the tune of 'I get knocked down'
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:08, Reply)
HAHA!
Yes, that works very well.

Don't Want No Cock!
But I'll have gash again!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Your comical picture is now in my profile btw

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Not bad, for a wobbler!

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:12, Reply)
A double ended purple sillicon one?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Ha, absolutely
Complete with brown chevrons
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:20, Reply)
They weren't there on the original model
are you sure they're not just shit stains?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Pssssst, Al
I was being kind, pretending not to notice is was 'caviar'
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Have you finally opened that closet door?
Say it ain't so! I was going to leave my fiance and move to merkin land to be with you!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:09, Reply)
I don't want vagina either...not really a fan of anyones but my own.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Have you turned into Bob Todd?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:22, Reply)
choosing not to have sex is different then not having a desire to have sex
I want to have sex...definitely...just choosing not to.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Fair enough
If you're happy with it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Buy her a strap on
and fire her in the direction of BGB. Two birds one stone etc
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:05, Reply)
that sort of defeats the purpose, doesn't it?
dildos are shit anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Even those big wobbly double ended silicon ones?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:10, Reply)
yes, even those...as it's a dildo...and dildos are shit

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:19, Reply)
I'll take your word for it, I've never actually used one.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:21, Reply)
maybe you should try it...you might like it?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:27, Reply)
He could put one end up his bot bot
and the other down his japs eye and then just get on his hands and knees and rock back and forth, he'll get himself off in record time.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Not really into 'Docking' i'm afraid
and the bot-bot has a plug of nightsoil in there, as i am too lazy to wipe.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:32, Reply)
It's not docking if you shove it right down your japs eye surely?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:32, Reply)
Not really too sure on the technicalities of Docking.
Maybe you could ask your Dad to clarify the situation?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Then it's 'Pearl Harbouring'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:57, Reply)
This is what happens when you mix history and deviance

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:01, Reply)
I might try that
It sounds like fun
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:32, Reply)
I gave up sex for Lent once,
and made it to Good Friday. It was a very good Friday though.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:52, Reply)
It that the one just after gash Wednesday?

(TheColonel, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:55, Reply)
No, it began on the evening of Moandy Thursday

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Just before (take it in the) Keister Sunday?

(TheColonel, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Which, alas, spawned a Wank Holiday Monday.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:00, Reply)
I always preferred Fair Scaturday

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:03, Reply)
And with Peencake Tuesday, we've got the lot!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:04, Reply)
Not forgetting Palm Sunday

(TheColonel, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:06, Reply)
COLONEL WINS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:08, Reply)
Was it between Gash Weds and Wank Holiday Mon?
'Cos i think they were the best
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:09, Reply)
Nah, Palm Sunday
I found its subtlety and relevance to be just that little bit ahead of the pack. As my young colleague below says, great work all round though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:14, Reply)
great thread chaps
well done
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:11, Reply)
*eats wedge of orange*

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:13, Reply)
Don't forget to 'warm down'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:18, Reply)
*revels in being part of a group of 'chaps'*
*moons*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:19, Reply)
*frotts*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:24, Reply)
ooh, I say!
And it's not even Frottday!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:26, Reply)
Smoking
4 years and counting
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 17:03, Reply)
As someone more eloquent than me once said:
Those who quit smoking aren't the heroes, the real heroes are the rest of us who have to listen to them.

Seriously though, good on you!
(bill, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 18:33, Reply)
I quit and never preach to anyone who still smokes;
(just because you are all weak girly boys with no internal fortitude or strength at all doesn't mean I can't talk to you).
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:22, Reply)
Reading and/or posting on this fucking site while at work.
Lasted about an hour.

I have no will power as you all are so interesting, erudite, and sophisticated, and you say "cunt" and "breasts" a lot.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 20:18, Reply)
I gave up the cinema.
The people who frequent it are rude cunts.

I love film. I used to write about film. Film is, like, yo-big in my life.

It has been 12 years since I've been to the cinema.

Why go to a place that will make me want to strangle teenagers?
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:11, Reply)

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