Yesterday I had a dimmer switch fitted to my kitchen lights which made me all happy inside.
What little things have made you feel happy recently?
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:15, 183 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have new leather soles on my shoes which are super shiney

I am skating around the office, weeeeeeeeeee!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I've just signed up for fast broadband.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Does that mean you will be able to insult me a lot quicker?

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Nope, it just means my life will be complete.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Get a dimmer switch too.
They're fucking ace.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:22, Reply)

No they're not, they limit your choice of low energy bulbs.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Pfft!
You don't know what you're missing then.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:25, Reply)

They also reduce your ability to see properly
Bright lights FTW.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:26, Reply)

he's only pretending to care about the environment
so he can argue with BGB. He delights in stabbing mother earth in the face at every opportunity.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:28, Reply)

That's rubbish, I am a pragmatic enviromentalist.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:29, Reply)

one more?
pragmatic enviromentalist n utter cockmonkey
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:35, Reply)

But my kitchen now looks very romantic.

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:28, Reply)

you can go on Come Dine With Me now

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I freaking love that show

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Oh fucking this... please

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:30, Reply)

everyone loves come dine with me.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:36, Reply)

It's getting a bit dull now.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I don't watch it often enough
for it to have become tedious yet.

And even if it did, I could just watch that one episode where that woman from Preston went mental and starting sobbing and screaming in the middle of her starter, went for a nap instead of cooking the main dish and left in the middle of dessert.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I don't
To be fair, I haven't seen it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:39, Reply)

You have a life AICMFP

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I play computer games
Gimme back my fiver
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)

my bloke kicked up a fuss when I made him watch it once
but I've since caught him watching it secretly when he thinks I'm not around.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Neither have I.
Spooky.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Doo dee doo-doo, doo dee doo-doo

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)

You'd love it.

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Are you kidding.
TV puts 10 pounds on you.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Come Dine with Me
probably puts 50lbs on, with it's creamy deliciousness.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Ha
the broadband is too bright, turn it down!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Did it come with spellchecking technology?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:21, Reply)

No, that's extra.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I've just found a transformers garter
that I'm totally going to make this weekend and then wear all the time.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I found my clitoris

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Was it hiding under the lettuce?

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:25, Reply)

It was wearing a hoody
And sat in a boat.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Did it take some honey, and plenty of money wrapped up in a five pound note?

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Gentle manipulation did seem to conjure some sort of watered-down honey
It was quite fascinating.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Try sticking a ring through it.
You'll be pleasantly surprised.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Now I have 'Single Ladies' stuck in my head
And am imaging Beyonce with a clit piercing. It's like Heaven and Hell.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I didn't realise it was co-written by Dio...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Ha!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

www.xkcd.com/712/
(bill, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

hehe love it!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)

if you like it then you shoulda stuck a ring through it?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Beat ya
AND with more words
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I still prefer the Glee version.

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Shaddapa you face

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)

My penis.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:26, Reply)

The trick is to make someone else happy with your penis.

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:26, Reply)

But to be fair
if you can't do that, you can have an awful lot of fun with it on your own.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:27, Reply)

It makes me happy.
I just noticed that Penis is automatically capitalised on my phone. Perhaps I attach too much importance to my Penis.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Voulez-vous verifier les pneus?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Ce sois?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:35, Reply)

That's the one

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Kaol's tiny beard

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:32, Reply)

This also gives me much joy.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Did it tickle your clit while he rimmed you?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:33, Reply)

His cockbeard?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:34, Reply)

YOu are strangely cock obsessed today

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:35, Reply)

As opposed to you being so
everyday?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:35, Reply)

You're obsessed by speedboats

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Did I mention cock in the last thread?
DID I?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I've been approached by a radio station who want to do a 1hour special about my band!
We also have some management interest and are starting to record our album this weekend.

All of these things made me happy.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Bristol Hospital Radio isn't what it used to be.

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Ha!
I'd love that. I'd dress up as Noel Edmonds if I was on hospital radio!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:36, Reply)

You in the Wurzels then?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Nah, it'd be ace though - wouldn't it?!
Did you hear that they're abolishing the Cider tax? It's fucking mental down here at the moment with everyone 'celebrating'.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:40, Reply)

it would like...
I'm made up for you all.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I HATE cider.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Get out of Brizzle, you faker ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Finding out I have a fake boss called Malcolm Badger
It was set up so we could thwart unsolicited sales calls. If they ask for our boss by name we put them through, if they ask what our bosses name is we say "Malcolm Badger, but he is unavailable at the moment" If they ask for Malcolm Badger we make up more and more ridiculous reasons why he cannot come to the phone until they give up trying to sell us shit. Today we had a phone call from someone who claims to have spoken to the fictional Malcolm Badger for half an hour yesterday and had been told to call back today.
( Peej, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I don't have to do that.
I know for a fact that my boss won't speak to anyone. I can barely get him to speak to customers.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:37, Reply)

My boss is very good at what he does
and if he wants or needs something he does a lot of research. He never buys anything from people who phone up to sell him stuff. Hence the fun and games.
( Peej, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:39, Reply)

That reminded me of
www.b3ta.com/questions/dirtysecrets/post91056
(bill, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I've just eaten a 'Moo & Blue' pie by the Pieminister company.
Shit names aside it was far and away the best non-home made pie I have ever eaten. Fucking scrumptious.

I'm very happy indeed with my purchase. MmmmmMMmmmmm
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:45, Reply)

"moo & blue"?
what kinda pie was it?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Beef and blue cheese

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Write and tell them, in fulsome praise mode.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I was thinking of gazzing them my cock in gratitude

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

they might make it into
a cock pie
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

seriously
write and tell them. people love to be praised and they might give you free stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Funnily enough
I've been thinking that I will - and I've never done anything like that in my life.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)

nor me
I've been getting into giving people praise where it is due. I've found that services have improved.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I knew I should have been suspicious

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I said praise where it is due
you arse-hat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Well
No more services for you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I should be so lucky

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:46, Reply)

pft
I have a mental image of you being smug in your prius whilst eating a croissant
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

is it making you gush?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

It's making me vomit

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:57, Reply)

vomit with lust

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I had one of those last week.
Fucking excellent pie.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I got a phone call this morning
confirming that all my references had finally checked out OK so I can start my new job next week. It counts as a little thing because I knew they would go through fine eventually but I'm still quite relieved.
(bill, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I purchased a game for my phone which is titled
5 Minutes to Kill Yourself. Strangely enough it doesn't involve MacDonalds or Burger King or KFC... but it does involve running around an office insulting people so they punch you and smashing staplers into your face!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Oh my god I've played that online
it's awesome. I think I ended up sticking my head in the microwave after jamming the door catch with a biro or something
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Hehehe its so much fun
I insulted a dude what looked like a lady until he sat on my head... then I shut my face in a photocopier - its fun for all the family!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

slightly related
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1264166/KFCs-Double-Down-chicken-sandwich-bread-unveiled.html
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:03, Reply)

*boik*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

I won't go to KFC.
I've seen the sort of people they employ, let alone the food they serve.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Crumbs!
That is quite scary.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)

I cooked dinner yesterday for friends. It wasn't anything special but they all raved and made me happy.
Plus the trees are getting leaves now!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:00, Reply)

tomorrow is Friday!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Woo!

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Get up and dance for tomorrow is Friday

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Hiya camel!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

eh up!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)

*whispers*
I'm going to see my one tomorrow and your one is coming to see you. This is good, but let's not eat too many croissants ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:16, Reply)

we shouldn't eat our croissants before they're hatched
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

You're so right
*joins match.com*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

i found my one one
OKCupid
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Haha cheers

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I can still hear you
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:22, Reply)

shit, she must have vampire hearing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

shut the fuck up!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)

oh yeah
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)

at first I read that as "tomorrow is Fishing!"
and I was well excited
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

What the fuck are you on!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)

what? WHAT?!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)

ERE! Watch it!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I went fishing once
I'm not sure how people make a hobby from it, but it was nice hanging out by a lake with my mates
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)

it is nice to be in the sun and by the river, cook out with your friends, have a few beers
it's all good
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)

cock out with your friends?!
oh no wait...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:27, Reply)

I read that as
tomorrow is fisting
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Incidentals

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

?

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

dramatic music following you round?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)

And occasional tables!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I've got an occassional table
There it is over there
You can tell it's an occasional table
Today's its day off, it's a chair
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Eggzackly :D

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Is that a Milligan?
Today I saw a little worm, wiggling on it's belly
Perhaps he'd like to come inside and see what's on the telly
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

nah, Les Barker
I've got an occasional table
There it is over there
You can tell it's an occasional table
Today's its day off, it's a chair

I've got an occasional table
I can't seem to get it to settle
It's all been a bit unexpected
I thought I was buying a kettle

I took it upstairs on the bus
I always get the bus back from town
It was then it turned into a wardrobe
Took six of us to get it back down

I've got an occasional table
But some of the time I've not
I always rush me dinner
You never know how long you've got

I think I might have another
It skews the element of doubt
It's the kind of occasional table
That's only in when you're out

I thought if I had two they might breed
I'd really quite fancy a set
But with them both being occasional
I don't think they've actually met

I've got some occasional tables
I'm never quite sure where they are
I'd quite like to have a settie
But so far they've not gone so far

I think therefore I am
All we believe stems from this
Except my occasional table
Which only occasionally is

Perhaps there's a parallel universe
Where they all go to live quite a lot
Where they're called usual tables
And only occasionally not

An infinite number of occasional tables
Well then sure there was always one there
I've got an occasional table
Look, here it is, it's a chair
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:24, Reply)

A link would have been fine....
but thanks
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:25, Reply)

sorry, I only found it in someone else's blog

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:25, Reply)

FLIIIIIIM FLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAM
Did you ever see Blue Shirt B3ta guy again? I was reminded of it randomly the other week but forgot to ask!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:13, Reply)

^this

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Ah yes he is still there, I have yet to have worked out who he is on B3ta
or if he even posts! I have seen him on the main page a few times now but I still haven't seen his face so cannot confirm if he is hawt or not!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Can't you get it in the newsletter?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Hehehe that might come off a little bit...
Oh... I dunno... what's the word... STALKER-LIKE!?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:22, Reply)

You were here first
if anything he's stalking you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

A valid point
I shall use this excuse when the Police arrive to question me!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

that's what the internet is for
do it.


DO IT!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Yay peer pressure
DOOOOOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTT
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Could you imagine how that conversation would go down...
Me: Can you put something in the newsletter to help me find this B3tan please?
Rob: Are you a stalker?
Me: No, I just look at the back of this guys head out of my window, its not stalking, promise.
Rob: Riiiiiight... *gazzes the mods*
Me: *Runs*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Does Rob need to gaz the mods?
Or does he not like doing the "dirty work"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Who knows!?
I imagine he would create some sort of flashmob to track me down and hit me with mallets though
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:34, Reply)

you're not trying to find him
you don't necessarily want to know who he is, just to let him know that you can see him
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:33, Reply)

that sounds much better

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

That doesn't really sound any less stalkery though!! Hehe

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

it didn't come out right
sounded less freaky in my head!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Most things do!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:47, Reply)

too true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

If he's truly a b3tan
and not just a front page glory supporter then he will understand the humour.

Hopefully.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Well when Liverpool was bidding for European Capital of Culture 2008
Manchester sent a billboard on wheels saying "Manchester loves Liverpool" and it was really lovely and made me cry a bit. I thought of the two cities as actual people and thought "NUR!" to anyone who thinks we shouldn't like each other because we're opposite ends of the M62. I'm actually verklempt as I type this.

What I mean is, we should just get something in the newsletter or on the main page that he can't miss, just saying "Hi!" to him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Have you been drinking meths again?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Honest to god no

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Aw!
That's nice.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I'm nearly crying

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:27, Reply)

So am I. With laughter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Hehehe
But then he'll know that I can see him from my window and he might want to speak to me irl... I'm not ready for that sort of thing, I'm an internet person dammit not a normie.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Oh yes, you're right
It's best NEVER to make the transition from internet to IRL.
You only met nutters and people who smell of biscuits down couches.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)

And people that carry Frazzles in their pockets!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Exactamundo Flim!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)

doooooooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiitttt

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)

He's a b3tan
he'll talk to you via big bits of paper with scrawled magenta crayon words held up against the window
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Hahaha
What if he held up a sign that said 'IGNORE'!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Then he would become my all time favourite b3tan

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)

I love you
and I'm Manchester to your Liverpool
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I'm standing on the helipad of the Beetham tower RIGHT NOW
Flashing you my boobz
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I have Dr Feelgood Live '75 DVD waiting for me at home, I hope.
If I have, that will make me happy. I also have a documentary about Roky Erickson due any day from the US, which will also make me happy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)