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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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you want to have sex with him too?
are you the new b3tan slag?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:57, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
No I'm the new B3tan cock-tease.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)
that's not very nice

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Being nice doesn't really get me anywhere.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:02, Reply)
oh, me too
being mean doesn't get me anywhere either
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)
The solution:
Get easy
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:06, Reply)
been there, done that
all I got was lousy sex and lolzdrama
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)
I misread that
I thought lolzdrama was some kind of exotic STD
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:16, Reply)
it is! it causes all of your friends to get jealous then talk about you like what you do with your life is any of their fucking business anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Not technically an STD
cos I've managed to contract that from text flirting in the past!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:19, Reply)
It's not her fault, Kristine
Bert and I are fucking irresistible. Don't pretend you wouldn't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)
You ain't nuffing on Agnostic Antichrist
you gender-confused ugnaut

NUFFINK!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)
I think I'd have a go on Darth
he's got sexy hair
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)
I don't see you as the picky type

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)
That's not nice
I am bloody gorgeous*

*outrageous falsehood
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:02, Reply)
I'm not really, lady luck just happened to lead me down a path filled with sexy men.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Me too
For women, I mean. I'm not the fussy type (although I used to be), but I still somehow end up with girls that are way out of my league
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:06, Reply)
actually the latest was not really that great, yet he was the cockiest
so cocky in fact that after I told him I didn't want to talk to him anymore he called the next day to tell me to lose his number
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Awww, what a meanie
but you can't knock cockiness, without it I don't think I'd have ever got laid
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)
meanie? nah. He's a loser.
I'm going to start being classy. And cocky.
Let's see how easily I get laid.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Me too
as a quick glimpse at my profile will reveal
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:12, Reply)
it's a man
EDIT actually, that's a different one to the one I first saw of you, she's not bad, but you do look like a massive, try-hard homosexual
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)
"Not bad"
In the way that Faith No More were "not bad" at music, presumably
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:16, Reply)
they were fucking shit

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Sorry Kristine
Unless you recant that vile opinion I'm going to have to insist we cut straight to anal
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:20, Reply)
my dildo or yours?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Depends
if you've got one picked out for anal which you actually enjoy it'll have to be mine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)
*I like this*

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:29, Reply)
I didn't like Faith No More

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)
That's ridiculous
but I think you get my point. We've established there's no sense in making a football metaphor
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:20, Reply)
His hair's not bad, is it?
*Just checked profile*
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:07, Reply)
It's quite fucking hot, really

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)
Ladies, please
You'll give me a big head

*awaits strikethrough eagerly*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)
Fuck off
Chickenlady's mine, I've been barking up that tree since 2007
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:12, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Fair enough
Shotgun first go on Kristine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)
no no
I don't do the committed ones
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Fucks sakes
why do only the ones with morals fancy me?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Mine are fading fast.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I wish I could say mine were
but I just don't see the point in it
I can have better sex by myself
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)
I'm sure a romp in the sack with Bert
will do away with those that remain, just in time for my entrance
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Can I watch as Bert starts on your entrance?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:27, Reply)
stop with this talk!
I'll need a lie down soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)
This is true
Yet we've never been at the same bash yet.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Just you wait
I'll have PJM's head on a stick, and yours on an entirely different one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:17, Reply)
CHK MI PRFILE 4 NKKED PICZ

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:14, Reply)
LIAR!
And I had a nightmare about that face.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:16, Reply)
If this is true that's made my day.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:50, Reply)
This is true
That bird beaky thing - always appears in my nightmares, I'm sure it's from some sort of film or some dark childhood trauma.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:09, Reply)
That's just me crawling across your ceiling wearing my mask.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Best insult I've had today

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Aw, now I feel sorry for you
ok, after me and AA, you're the third best looking bloke on OT.

..but for fairness' sake, have a look at the bash photos and see just how little that means
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)
I keep meaning to
and in all honesty, with the exception of the strikethroughs your insults are making me warm to you, for sheer originality and creativity
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Oh shush, you massive bumder
I'm a vile, contemptible human being and don't you forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Vile, yes. Contemptible, yes.
Funny, also yes. I'd really prefer to hate you Bert, it would make my life so much simpler. But the heart wants what the heart wants
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Fucking hell
I'm on fire today. That's three lots of bumming I have to do at the next bash
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Who the fuck are the others?!
I'll break their goddamn toes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)
AA and BGB
I'm a total fucking slag
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:16, Reply)
AA looks like he'd break

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)
I fell on him once and he didn't break.
He's quite a sturdy little thing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:23, Reply)
*prouds*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)
AA looks diseased in his profile

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Is that the photo of him in the dress?
I took the piss out of him for years because of that photo, but if you look at the bash pics... well, I'm a little bit gay for him now
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:03, Reply)
He's lovely but does get a little opinionated when drunk.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:04, Reply)
He can't be opinionated
with a cock in his mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:06, Reply)
this made me laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Ah, what did I say this time?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)
Quite a lot about everything : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)
Oh dear...
Anything in particular?

I remember badmouthing Vegans, but that was before I even starting drinking
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)
I can't remember.
It was information overload. *laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Usually I'll insult Grunge in general, state that Nirvana are shit, and only still famous because their singer decided to paint the ceiling in an unorthodox way

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Not what I'd call a controversial opinion

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:32, Reply)
You'd be amazed

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I assume the callous attitude towards the manner of Mr Cobain's death gets peoples backs up
But Nirvana were no great shakes. Point any of their fans the way of The Pixies "Dolittle" and watch them get enlightenment
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Nah, people don't mind that too much
They try to say how it was a good genre, but I find every track I've ever heard boring.

That goes double for Pearl Jam and the Pixies I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:52, Reply)
can I recommend you try listening to Of the girl by Pearl Jam?
I wouldn't call the album it is on grunge at all. give it a try.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Thank you, I shall give it a go

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:10, Reply)
the album is called Binaural
used some interesting recording technique, and on the whole it's quite different to their other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:20, Reply)
Try Screaming Trees for a slightly less over played grunge band

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:06, Reply)
I do remember you talking about Nirvana now.
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Ha!
*Points finger*
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Yes, Miss "Look At That Sixpack"?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Heeheehee!
But now I wasn't the only one!
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:10, Reply)
But you were the only one drooling at the time...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)

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