that's really annoying, you should bitch-slap them this morning
but beat this. i have a 2 bed flat and from time to time i've had various friends living here when they've needed it. i only found out on fri night that one of them used newspaper on her bedroom carpet as a toilet when i was washing my hair and she couldn't have the bathroom for 5 mins. now is it me or is that the most disgusting barbaric animalistic abuse of someone giving you a rent-free room for a year you've ever heard?????? i am still fuming. i am tempted to post it on fucking facebook!!! and to buy a new carpet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:48, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That is vile. Disgusting, revolting, everything horrible.
You should get a new carpet and get her to pay.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

i know, right?
it is not often something really shocks me, but... the thought of shitting on someone else's bedroom floor has horrified me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Either that or the kitchen sink.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

she could have waited 5 bloody minutes
apparently it was my fault for taking too long to wash my hair.

oh right. sorry that i like to be clean, you dirty welsh bitch!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

It's only a bit of piss.
What would you do if you absolutely had to go and didn't know how long it would be until you could get to a toilet? Edit: Oh, it was a shit. Erm. OK not sure how I feel about this now. Edit: actually, that's better. No chance of the shit getting onto the carpet, the newspaper would have done a good job of that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)

it's fucking rancid
that's how you feel about it! also... i was only washing my hair, who the hell can't wait 5 minutes?? no no, i am totally and utterly revolted!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Maybe she'd had a curry.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

It's funny though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

no it isn't!
i could have charged her a grand a month for that room, and she got it for free. and this is how she repays me??? also... the mutual friend who told me.... didn't know what she did with it after that. so she probably stuffed it in my kitchen bin.

dirty dirty bitch!!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

If I was in dire circamastances about that sort of thing, whatever solution I choose, I'd make damn well sure nobody else knows about it.
Did she just leave it there to discover or something?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I don't understand why her old roomie told her this story
unless she was just trying to revolt and freak her out.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

in a brief nutshell
3 of us were good mates from work. when she got a new job and needed to be in central london rather than where she lived, i offered her my spare room. then last november we had a bit of a row and haven't spoken since. i was out with the mutual friend on fri, and she/her boyfriend decided to tell me! cue ragerageragerage.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Second hand like that
could just be winding you up/ leaving out vital details I guess for the sake of a good story
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:08, Reply)

i would like to think this
but the girl in question... she grew up on a farm and is very practical, i guess she didn't see anything wrong with it. she knew enough not to tell me about it though! christ, i won't even share the same pot of houmous with someone if they double dip, never mind THIS!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)

it is disgusting
however when I think of the situation (and I'm of the same mode of mind as you i.e. never that's disgusting) she must have been truly dying. I can't imagine that she'd do it otherwise, I really can't. So she must have felt actual shame at it which would be why she didn't tell you.

I still can't fathom why the floor though. If the situation was as desperate as all that, why not something better. Even a plastic bag or biscuit tin or something
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

EXACTLY
mind you, she had to pay for a new bathroom carpet at her parents' house after a similar incident involving food poisoning, so she does have previous form. urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:21, Reply)

bathroom carpet?
Surely that's just asking for trouble...
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)

actually i may have exaggerated that
i think it was the bath mat. but still.

fucking incontinent beast.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Yeh', I wouldn't tell anyone, no matter how much I trust them or not.
All blokes have been at a house party or walked home from the pub and taken a sly one down an ally in the back garden. It's almost a right of passage, you and 4 mates standing up against a wall in an ally and having a piss, stepping backwards.

But taking a dump in a bedroom is quite rank, but it was done yonks ago and you didn't realise so I guess it would be no big deal, some people just can't hold it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)

to be fair
if i still liked her, i wouldn't mind as much, i guess.

but in hindsight, she really abused my generosity with the flat, and she turned out to be a massive pain in the arse, therefore the rage!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Yeh', taking a dump in someone's bedroom in dire circamstances doesn't make someone a bitch.
Being a bitch makes someone a bitch though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:16, Reply)

wise words gonz, wise words
but i maintain there is something inherently Wrong with your statement "taking a dump in somebody's bedroom" whichever way you look at it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)

no
she apparently wrapped it in a million newspapers. but there the trail goes cold.

either that or the mutual friend saw my face and realised i was never in a million years going to see any trace of humour in this!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I'm pleased you told us
so we can, though.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:02, Reply)

it's disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
surely even a wastepaper basket would have been a better solution than MY CARPET, however many sheets of paper you put down first!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I put broken glasses, crockery and bulbs into newspaper before I put it in the bin.
I think it can cope with a bit of shit.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Ah Noel, you're attempting to apply logic to female rage here :)

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I'm a sucker for punishment.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Hehe!
Oooh, 5 days! I'm mega excited now!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)

*bursts*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Yeah, sorry 'swipe but this is funny as fuck!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

you
you're on my list
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Is it a long list?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I think it's hilarious as well.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:14, Reply)

you two are both on it
i keel you. i keel you good.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

You couldn't kill anything, let alone a couple of yorkshire dwelling geezers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:17, Reply)

i have sympathy for birdies and fluffy things
you two and that penguinofdeath, a fellow insubordinate... no problem!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Where about in Yorkshire Mr Dozer?

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

he can't answer you
as he is pretending to ignore me and that would mean admitting he is still on here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Ahhhh
Oh, Facebook keeps telling me to add you as a friend, so I'd better do as it says.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

gosh that makes me feel VERY SPECIAL

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

The capitals make me believe you.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:40, Reply)

i know
cheap trick, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

VERY!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post915975#post915982
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I NOE, RIGHT???

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Aha!
Apparently I suggested that, or so facebook tells me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)

yes i think you were one of the instigators

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 13:13, Reply)

oh lol.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 11:54, Reply)