You need to go to the chippy
and get fish and chips with loads of salt and vinegar on them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:35, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Wrong!
Sparing with the vinegar or you'll have a soggy mess that makes your eyes water.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Wrong!
No reason especially, just wrong. Vinegar is vile.
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Well you won't want one of my chips then!
All the more for me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:40, Reply)

*steals a chip*

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)

heh heh heh
There are few things more romantic than a walk along a windswept seaside promenade, off-season, sharing a bag of chips.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Aww. Sounds quite nice actually
as long as there's no bloody vinegar or ketchup. Or you could swap the chips for maltesers or something, that would work for me too...
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Vinegar on Malteasers?
You freak.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:52, Reply)

And me posting that probably makes me a massive
Bumder as well.

Either a romantic, or a bumder. But I'm guessing bumder.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I've done that and I wholeheartedly agree.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Where did you get to share a bag of chips?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Blackpool!

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:56, Reply)

You're all class Blousie
All class.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I know.
I think that's why Monty fancies me. Kindred spirits innit.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:00, Reply)

And you both like chips as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)

hang on
i thought he fancied me.

get to the back of the queue bitch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:06, Reply)

You can have Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:08, Reply)

:(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:10, Reply)

What?
My feminine charms haven't worked on you so she can have a go.
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:15, Reply)

You're not the boss of me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Neep!

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Neep?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Noo?

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Confused.com

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Storyofmylife.org

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I'm in need of some romance
shall we go to the seaside and eat chips? I can bring my dog........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:48, Reply)

What sort of dog have you got?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:54, Reply)

One that's already in a relationship Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:55, Reply)

She is brown
and very lively with beautiful curly hair........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Sounds good.
And the fact she is a bitch will make a welcome change.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:01, Reply)

She certainly is
but she has had 6 kids.............
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Did she qualify for a council-kennel?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:04, Reply)

ha ha
seeing as they were a mixture of colours, quite possibly.........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:11, Reply)

How long after having her litter of puppies did you
Take her children off her and sell them to the highest bidder?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:12, Reply)

the required time
7-8 weeks - all the pups (which are now 3 years old) are doing really well - I still see 3 of them occasionally.Never again though, she was really down in the dumps after they left, and I should have kept the last one to go as they got on so well. I will always regret letting that little fella go.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Why not get another dog to keep her company anyway?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:18, Reply)

As I am jobless
at the moment and my personal life is in utter turmoil. Not a good time for any sort of major change.Although it will be considered once I get another job.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Bad times.
Well at least you've got a dog to keep you company!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:28, Reply)

She is
about the only thing keeping me going right now. I had some news that I really didn't want to hear last night and it has rather upset me. Boyfriend stuff, won't bore you with the details but it is apparent that the 14 month relationship I thought I had is based on a tissue of deception, untruths and utter selfishness and now I just don't know whether it is worth carrying on.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Was his name Craig by any chance?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:34, Reply)

no
never had the joy of a Craig....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:38, Reply)

FACT.
Any relationship that has untruths, selfishness (utter or otherwise) and, err... 'tissues'

Isn't worth being in.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Cheers Jeff
I ought to give this serious consideration but will most likely ignore it, sorry. I am just letting of steam.Normally sorts itself out.I swore nobody would ever hurt me like this again and like a mug I've gone and done it again. Where is that nunnery.........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:43, Reply)

In my pants?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:45, Reply)

ha ha
tea in my keyboard now, thank you!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:46, Reply)

No problem

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:48, Reply)

It's a brew ha-ha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)

*nods sagely*
*high fives*
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:50, Reply)

You know how to treat
an Alsation.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:52, Reply)

*Winks*
And don't I just know it!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Chips are shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:19, Reply)

hahahaha
I'll bet you love them really.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I really don't.
Fucking povvo paddy food.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Well at least admit you like chips, even if they are just for you to piss on.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Shan't. That's why I piss on 'em.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:42, Reply)

error
the correct amount of vinegar on chips should make you almost die of asphyxiation when you inhale near them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:42, Reply)

YUP!
it was delicious. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I do not have words for how sick and wrong you are.

(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I think you have some sort of potato based auto asphixiation sex fantasy going on.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:50, Reply)

This is a fact
See also: Mustard, Horse Radish.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:51, Reply)

depends
this is totally true of fat chipshop chips.

your more sophisticated french fry is better with a drizzle of balsamic or something.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:56, Reply)

The french fry is better with mayonnaise.

( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I wouldn't say the french-fry was more sophisticated than a rustic chip-shop chip.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:00, Reply)

i would
but sophistication does not necessarily mean tastier chips.

yes to the mayo, but pref flavoured - chilli or mustard or garlic ftw.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:05, Reply)

And you'd be wrong
*Crosses arms, issues steely glare*

How is THAT for taking control?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:07, Reply)

ERM
pointless?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Possibly.
But I still think you are wrong about your chip preference.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Definitely this
Although it should be taken down a notch when gravy or curry is involved.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Even balsamic?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:48, Reply)

No. I like balsamic vinegar
because it tastes nice. Normal vinegar does not.
(berk, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Oh berk =((( How can someone be so pretty yet so wrong? Sad Times.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:50, Reply)

She's a woman

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I've already got them - that's what I had on my chips. :D

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 12:48, Reply)