I don't agree that pineapple is a good pizza topping.
Granted, I'd eat it, but I don't much care for it.

Having a top indian restaurant near by would be lovely. Are with within the famed 'balti-triangle?'

What would be your Indian restaurant order?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:36, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Pineapple should not go on a pizza
I like a mix of meat and veg - if it's got veg on, that takes some of the "bad for you" off.

At least in my head.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Evening Lighty
I quite like veggie pizza. But there is something to be said for spicy beef.

What base do you prefer?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:43, Reply)

I've been going for deep pan lately
used to do thin crust but I'm now leaning the other way. You?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:46, Reply)

I always go for the thin
I find deep-pan a bit too doughy for my tastes.

God knows what a 'stuffed crust' tastes like, the thought of it offends me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:47, Reply)

Fattening
you can feel arteries clanging shut all over your body. It's tasty for maybe the first piece and then you just feel slightly sick and ashamed.
(berk, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:51, Reply)

I can't imagine it'll be that nice cold either.
Which sort of fucks up breakfast the next day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)

It's a bit...congeal-y, yeah...

(berk, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)

Cold pizza for breakfast
WIN!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:59, Reply)

Yep
our local pizza place at uni did amazing SQUARE pizza which was inexplicably tastier the following morning after having spent the night in the fridge.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)

Is that like sandwiches that are cut into triangles
taste better than ones that are cut into oblongs?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)

Yup
mushrooms and peppers on your pizza, plus the tomato sauce - well, that's three of your five a day, surely?
(berk, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)

Add to that, a pint of cider and you are pretty much there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)

And a fag.
They're made from plants, so that counts..?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)

Exactly
onion sometimes, I guess jalapenos if it's a hot one.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:46, Reply)

onions, peppers and mushrooms
as well as Meat Feast and we're there
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:48, Reply)

Evening Amberl
What did you have for dinner this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:48, Reply)

I actually disgusted even myself
with what I ate :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:54, Reply)

What did you have?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:55, Reply)

Well my friend reminded me
that we were supposed to have a chicken eating contest a while back. So I agreed to have it tonight. She chose chicken nuggets :( and I ate 28 of them along with 2 bottles of wine and was promptly massively sick
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)

You DISGUST me
Did you have barbecue sauce?

Also, how many did you manage to eat?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)

Barbecue sauce yes
and the guy on the checkout went mad- gave us sweet chilli sauce, barbecue, curry, sweet and sour and ketchup (about five of each).

I ate 28 and two onion rings :(

After I was sick I had a piece of cheesecake and more wine. It was like the last days of the Roman empire but with no class
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:00, Reply)

So you didn't make the nuggets yourself?
Where did you get them from?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:05, Reply)

/shuffles feet
McDonalds ate while watching Supernatural
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:06, Reply)

Amberl. I'm not cross
I'm just dissapointed.

How much did over 50 chicken nuggets cost from there?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:10, Reply)

Between us it was about £12
I'm just annoyed we got decent wine!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:12, Reply)

And to think I sent you meal ideas so you could feed yourself for a week for about fifteen quid.
*Still disgusted*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)

I did buy the food :)
and I've been cooking it. But I do a Supernatural night once a week with a friend. So it was £6 :p
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)

Are you done with your eat-offs?
28 chicken nuggets? Christ. That is mental behaviour.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:27, Reply)

it is a bit
I was genuinely disgusted. But occasionally a competitive streak comes to the forefront and I just have to win, even if it means being sick
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:35, Reply)

It wasn't sick
it was a tactical evacuation.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:36, Reply)

Pretty much
I didn't feel bad. It was like my body was just saying 'you don't want this' and I felt absolutely fine afterwards
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:38, Reply)

It's disgusting.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:40, Reply)

It was very Roman

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:48, Reply)

i am v impressed
esp as you should have seen what we ordered between 4 of us at the restaurant. seriously i was so full i only ate about 1/4 of mine, and the other greedy gits polished it all off too (everyone secretly prefers the vegetarian stuff). luckily it was britain's healthiest indian restaurant (channel 4 said so).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)

I am actually disgusted with myself
I can't believe I actually ate it all. On the plus side I'm quite glad I was sick (not in an unhealthy bulimic way, just in a I think I would've burst otherwise way)

Did you have a nice evening out?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:27, Reply)

secretly i always think that too
but your body knows if you've eaten too much garbage!

ours was delicious, we had... christ... chicken tikka samosas, a veggie dish with chickpeas and yoghurt and puffed rice, vegetable bhajis, lamb and chicken kebabs, yellow lentil dahl, black lentil and kidney bean stew, lamb rogan josh, chicken biryani, aubergine masala, beef madras, all sorts of naans and rice...... the table was covered, it was great and gross all at the same time. however, client and partner put it all away, i was impressed but v relieved i stopped when i did! also being veggie i couldn't be tempted to eat more than a couple of the dishes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:33, Reply)

Sounds delicious
glad you had a good evening and managed to stay sane with the food!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:34, Reply)

it was divine
don't get me wrong, i have still gained about half a stone this weekend, between the american last night and the indian tonight. starvation ALL WEEK :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:38, Reply)

Starvation isn't the answer.
If you go without food, your body with eat away at the muscle, not the fat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:42, Reply)

starvation WORKS though
it will be recommencing tomorrow (well, today)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:45, Reply)

I'm going to need it as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:49, Reply)

you don't need anything of the sort
if FB is anything to go by!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:54, Reply)

I really do!
At the moment I'm quite lumpy and overweight. The problem is I tend to graze while I'm working and not really notice. Plus all the Relentless and Red Bull tends to add up calorie wise.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:58, Reply)

you could always replace red bull with the sugarfree red bull
bars are shit at stocking diet drinks, though. it's diet coke or nothing.

and you don't look even remotely lumpy or overweight on your pics!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 1:07, Reply)

Luckily I like diet coke
At the moment some weight has settled on my hips/thighs which I'm trying to shift. I just need to do what I usually do, and buy a shit magazine and cut some photos of grossly overweight people out of it and stick them on the fridge
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 1:11, Reply)

It won't work as well as a sensible diet.
FACT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:49, Reply)

it's all i've got

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:55, Reply)

Have fruit
Have pasta.

Have something.

Please.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:58, Reply)

you don't get that dizzy floaty high
from eating fruit and pasta though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 1:06, Reply)

Two things that've worked for me
is letting yourself drink what you want, but only eat one food item (for me it was soda bread) and that really knocked the pounds off.

The other is only eat fruit and one other thing, while limiting drinks to water/tea/coffee/diet coke
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 1:08, Reply)

all this research about exercise making no difference
is very depressing. it's all about the diet and the metabolism. gaaaaaaah!

your second one sounds more effective/healthier i guess...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 1:21, Reply)

the second one is healthier
but they both work. If you can make it through the first three days, it is easy after that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 1:37, Reply)

it's lifestyle that makes it hard too though
if you have someone else cooking for you, like in college, or in my case go out for dinner several nights a week, it gets hard!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 1:46, Reply)

That's true
but even if going out for dinner, it can be managed provided you opt for a meal that's a majority of one item. It takes the fun away from eating out, but there's a certain satisfaction in it as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 1:54, Reply)

all this research about exercise making no difference
is very depressing. it's all about the diet and the metabolism. gaaaaaaah!

your second one sounds more effective/healthier i guess...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 1:21, Reply)

*dribbles*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:42, Reply)

Shoots....
SCORES!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:48, Reply)

Pineapple is fucking rank.
If I get within ten feet of the smell of the stuff I boak. Hideous, hideous, hideous!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:41, Reply)

Cheese and pineapple is the greatest of the buffet items.
If it is presented in 'hedgehog' fashion, it's even better.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)

Jeff, I like you and all that
but you are wronger than a Muslim in a pork butchers on the whole pineapple thing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)

Ow, DG
I worry about you.

I'm going to work on the basis that because you live in the north, you consider the pineapple with a suspecion of the exotic and therefore are scared of it.

Tell me, do you serve 'Vesta curries' when you have a dinner party?

(I'm joking).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:46, Reply)

What are these 'Vesta curries' of which you speak?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)

www.doyouremember.co.uk/memory.php?memID=4839

Just add boiling water! It was a taste of the future back in the 70s!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:54, Reply)

Of course I remember!
I was merely adhering to the northern stereotype of abject cultural cluelessness. Now, if you don't mind, I need to feed ferrets and get whippet out for a shite.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)

How are the pigeons?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:59, Reply)

Fucking delicious!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)

Delighted you are of a vesta generation too.
It seems to be just me and Monty with the Joey Deacon comments these days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:03, Reply)

I'll be 40 in less than a month's time.
I remember the Bay City Rollers and Jon Pertwee as Doctor Who without the benefit of DVD...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:05, Reply)

I'm 36 and remember Tom Baker more than anything
I also recall being shit-scared of a Dr Who film (featuring Roy Castle). Dead scarey when I was a boy.

Who is your favourite Doctor, and why? (rather than who!)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:08, Reply)

Tom.
He was the one I really grew up with, although I like them all. Matt Smith is my favourite of the new bunch, he's more old school.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:10, Reply)

And of the old-school?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:10, Reply)

Again, Tom Baker.
Mad as a box of frogs, and his autobiography is one of the funniest things ever written.

I'm also one of the few who thinks that Colin Baker was given a bum deal.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:13, Reply)

Oddly, I recently read Tom's autobiography.
The life of a monk is somewhat strange.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:15, Reply)

Indeed.
I must read it again. I remember pissing myself laughing at the bit where his loathsome father in law who hated him wanted him to wipe his arse when he was dying because Tom had been an army medic or something.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:18, Reply)

Quite correct.
It was also interesting to read about how going into the church was quite a normal career path.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:19, Reply)

You've convinced me.
I'm going to get the book out and read it again. Somebody knight Tom, please?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:25, Reply)

His meeting with his son in Australia was quite something as well.
He does deserve some sort of honour, not least for his voice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:26, Reply)

I agree.
Practically out of work for 20 years until the kids who grew up watching him in the 70's got jobs in television, too.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:31, Reply)

I like the fact he invaded a family to watch Doctor Who
And had to send a letter to the kid who wasn't believed at school that Doctor Who watched the telly with him!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:43, Reply)

I live in
one of the points of the balti triangle, as it happens. Possibly just outside it depending on how far you extend down the main road. There are... *counts* 5 indian restaurants within five minutes walk of me, at least two of which are very good.
(berk, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:42, Reply)

Do these restaurants still do the 'family sized nann breads'
That take over most of the table?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:44, Reply)

Possibly
I would struggle to eat one however, so I wouldn't know.
(berk, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:46, Reply)

What do you usually order?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:47, Reply)

Chicken kashmiri
pilau rice and a peshwari naan. I'm not big on overly spicy stuff.
And you?
(berk, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:49, Reply)

If I go out with mates we usually split a rice between two
there's far too much for one if we're having bread too.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:51, Reply)

I stare at the menu for ten minutes and then order the usual of
Chicken Tikka Madras
Special Fried Rice
Plain Nann
Veg Dhal and maybe a onion bhaji if I'm quite peckish.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:52, Reply)

I'm a chicken sagwala man
half a pilau rice and then sometimes a naan, sometimes not.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:53, Reply)

Ooh, not seen those for a while
There are a bunch of Indian takeaways near me but it's about 15 minutes walk up to Bhangla Lounge or Lasans. I'll do that occasionally if I'm in the mood for curry.

Do you find that ordering takeout curry for 1 it's hard to meet the minimum order? I do.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:48, Reply)

Yes, almost always
hence why I wander down in to the village and collect...
(berk, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)

It's easier to order a curry for one than it is to order Chinese for one.
With a curry, it is just a case of

Main dish
Rice dish
Nann/Sundry items

With a Chinese, to fully enjoy it, you really need a couple of mains along with either rice or chow mein and a few sundry items.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:50, Reply)

I had a Chinese once.
She was filthy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:52, Reply)

*sniggers*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)

I don't really ever do Chinese or Thai or Japanese or any of that
I don't mind it particularly, but I'd never choose it over Indian or Italian or French or even German.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:52, Reply)

You should try
Sabai Sabai (it's thai) on Woodbridge Road. Fuck me that place is awesome.

EDIT - also, Germany has cuisine? And takeaways?
(berk, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)

I'm amazed they have a dress code.
*stares blankly*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)

The Germans have a long tradition of culinary delights.
Usually done on gas mark five.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)

Can I have my jew done medium rare?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)

"How would you like your Jew done sir?"
"Oh, just wipe its arse, walk it through the bank and it'll be fine".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:03, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)

Sour kraut?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)

Schnitzel! Strudel! All that Jazz!
Maybe not takeaway but there's a German restaurant at the bottom end of Shirley I keep meaning to try.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)

Keep meaning to try
and don't call me Surely.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)

Shirley seems a very strange place
for a German restaurant! That said, I think there's an Iranian restaurant on the Hagley road or something equally as odd.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:05, Reply)

I'm sure I complained of this
the other evening but I never know what to order
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:56, Reply)

What do you like though?
Hot and spicy or creamy and mild?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:57, Reply)

creamy and mild
I'm no good with spicy stuff. I've spent my life never eating in Chinese or Thai places because of the peanut and fish allergies
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 21 Nov 2010, 23:58, Reply)

I'm going to cook
www.curryhouse.co.uk/rsc/pasanda.htm

Next week.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:01, Reply)

that looks rather nice
I will remember it for next time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:02, Reply)

That's what I have
if the curry place I'm in doesn't do my favourite thing. It's nice.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:03, Reply)

I'm right into cooking curry at the moment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)

From scratch?
I ought to try that. I've made thai green curry from scratch and it was really good, far better than bought paste... but I've recently found a curry paste that's really good, so I've never bothered to make curry sauce as opposed to just buying a jar of the stuff..
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:07, Reply)

Yeap.
from scratch.

I'm not a fan of the 'stir in sauce' and I get a sense of pride in making it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)

I shall give it a whirl one time
however this stuff is beautiful. I've had takeaway curry which was less nice.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:15, Reply)

I'm always on the look out for indian food recommendations
I shall investigate in more detail!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:18, Reply)

There's a jalfrezi in the same range
which is probably more your thing, although I haven't had it and it might be rubbish, but the korma is bloody lush. And the jar it comes in is very pretty.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:23, Reply)

I don't mind if it isn't outstanding
I'll eat it anyway, but if there is a fantastic stir-in sauce I wanna know about it.

Although there is something nice about having no E-number in your food.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:25, Reply)

There aren't E numbers in that stuff
I think it's coloured with paprika or summat.
(berk, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:27, Reply)

I shall buy some and report back!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:29, Reply)

you need to cook the basic sauce first
www.curryhouse.co.uk/rsc/sauce.htm

If you are going to make it yourself.

It is quite labour intensive, to be honest, it is a lot less hassle to order it in.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:04, Reply)

That;s what I meant :)
I'll remember the name for next Indian
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:05, Reply)

It's very nutty
Are you okay with nuts?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:06, Reply)

Usually fine
but not with peanuts at all.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:07, Reply)

You should be okay with a passanda.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:11, Reply)

that's almonds, no?
plus 8,000,000 calories.

start with a biryani, i reckon!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:20, Reply)

How was dinner?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:23, Reply)

amazing thanks!
healthy indian food.... it was delicious!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:30, Reply)

Indian food is the best of all the foods, I reckon.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:32, Reply)

hmmmmmmm
i do love it. but overall the winner for me is some form of middle eastern - i love turkish/lebanese/persian/greek food best of all the foods, me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:38, Reply)

The missus does a lovely line in Greek food, I have to say.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:40, Reply)

greeks have all the best food
haloumi and pitta and houmous and tzatziki and feta...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:44, Reply)

I don't like vine leaves :(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:45, Reply)

did you see dolmades in my list??
they tend to put raisins or sultanas in there. urrrrgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:53, Reply)

Not a currant favourite with you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:59, Reply)

urgh
that is lowering the bar, not raisin it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 1:05, Reply)

You love the puns!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 1:15, Reply)

Is this a Bhuna?
Or is this a Jalfrezi?
Mixed up my order,
They all look the same to me

Open your gob,
Just swallow a fork and see.
I'm just a student,
Need something real cheap to eat

Because I'm stoney broke
Not a bean
Don't remember
The menu I've seen

Korma, Saag or Madras
Doesn't really matter to me
To me...

Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle, now he's dead.
Naan-aa, dinner just begun
But now I'm going to crap it all away.

Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, Curry on,
'cause nothing really madras.

Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.

Naan-aa, ooh ooh,
This Dopiaza's mild,
Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

I see a little chicken tikka on the side,
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh
pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicey
ME!

Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani and a naan
O Vindaloooooooo
(No no no no no non o no no No)

I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
Stand well back
This loo's quarantined.

Here it comes,
There it goes, technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming up again
Up again
Here it comes again
Here it comes again
Here it comes again
Here it comes again

This vindaloo is about to wreck my guts Poor me... Poor me... Poor me!
So you think you can chunder and think it's alright?
So you think you can eat curry and drink all night?
Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby,
Just had to come out,
Just had to come right out in here....

Korma, saag or bhuna,
Balti, naan or bhaji
Nothing makes a difference to me
To me
Anyway my wind blows.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:23, Reply)

Hahahahahahaha!
Fucking brilliant.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 22 Nov 2010, 0:27, Reply)