I said the same thing about meeting you

(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I got a pay rise today
Thought you'd like to know that.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I'm not ignoring it , I didn't leave I just said it was uncomfortable.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I was talking more about the people who left.
but yeah suck it up, it's important if horrible.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

aid it was uncomfortable tarted masturbating as if my life depended upon it
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

You are a bad bad man Monty Boyce.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

It's not me that's the nonce.
Fucking hell, don't shoot the messenger.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

ahaha I'm not, just that comment you made, made me snort my tea out my nose.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

+while loudly imagining the lord's prayer

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Loudly imagining?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

you can't talk in a lecture.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

You're not supposed to beat off in lectures either, but our Bobby doesn't let that stop him.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

when I was at uni
one of the girls on my course used to casually flick the bean in lectures and the library

true story
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

and now you're engaged.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:59, Reply)

a or
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:00, Reply)

hahaha
I wish you posted more often.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Much as it pains me,
sometimes they actually make me do some work.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I like this!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:03, Reply)

very good

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

no, the girl who did it was far far far too Welsh

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

perhaps vehemently would have been a better choice of word

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)

obviously mental shouts get through to the Great Divine Lord better then quieter mental prayer..

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I know you're a pensioner now but please stop trying to live vicariously through me
By projecting your nastiness.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

congratulations
I could do with one of those
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Just my "I've been here 2 years" one
nice enough though, about £1000 a year pre tax.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

definitely nice to have
we haven't been told if the pay freeze here is still on. I imagine it is.

Fortunately the company is doing well internationally, so we should get a bonus in April which is nice.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

i got a £10k payrise and a bonus in may, which was nice
this time around, the criteria for bonuses is so ridiculous i won't be seeing a red cent of it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

This probably won't make you many friends

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

we're all used to it by now.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Still doesn't make me happy about it

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)

you could convert to law and specialise in construction or patents or something with your background
if you wanted, you're clearly brighter than most!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:09, Reply)

you will receive little sympathy for that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:53, Reply)

i'm being flippant. it's no fun if people don't-
oh wait, al has bitten. marvellous.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I am still gobsmacked that you have the audacity to complain about paying tax
when you can receive a 10K pay rise and a bonus. My wages would rise by something like 40-50% if I got that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

i don't complain about paying tax
although obviously i would prefer not to.

i complain vociferously about what they spend the money on. less lesbian quangos looking into the effects of wearing knee-high socks as opposed to ankle-socks on 4-5 year olds and more pay for doctors and teachers, please!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:57, Reply)

and lecturers.
Don't forget the lecturers.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)

no need
no one will be going to uni soon
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Not true.
Rich people will.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

someone in the pub the other night had an additional idea to my
"you get your fees paid for if your A-levels are good enough" idea.

if you piss around at uni and get less than a certain mark, you have to pay the fees back.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Ooh congratulations
what are you getting me for my birthday?
(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Those shoes applebite really wants just to piss her off.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

hahaha that would be a bit funny

(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Would she explode in some sort of shoe rage?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I imagine she's more a pouter
Maybe a foot-stomper, but not a rager. She's too meek for that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:51, Reply)

She might use her mad pole/agility skillz
And kick Chompy in the head.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

we discussed how we would use pole in a fight.
She says she would swing around it and kick people in the head, I would just shimmy up to the top and call insults from there.
(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Fuck that.
Hulk out and hit people with it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)

She'll pout and huff and then talk really fucking fast at you I would imagine.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Well done, I got one yesterday too!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I thought your boss hated you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:45, Reply)

he means he took a tenner from his boss' desk drawer

(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

I'm not you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:49, Reply)

haha of all the things I'm currently being accused of
theft is not one of them!
(Spitz, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)

YOU STOLE MY HEART

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 11:50, Reply)

He does
It was quite odd. He called me in, said that while I do sometimes act a cunt, my work is appreciated.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 10:48, Reply)