I've got a headache
Well, hangover.

I need to sit outside in the cold all afternoon too, curse being a football supporter.

What are you doing today? And do you have a hangover?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 10:18, 96 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Trying to survive in the ghetto of Merseyside.
And no hangover.
( djtrialprice, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 10:32, Reply)

No hangover? Is that down to a lack of effort?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

I am a tee-totaller so no hangover here
I've shovelled snow off my driveway and my elderly neighbour's one too. My arms ache a lot now.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Nice neighbouring.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 10:47, Reply)

It's better done now than when its an icy patch of doom

(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Is your region expecting more snow to fall?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I don't think so, we're right on the coast and a wee bit warmer

(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:49, Reply)

The ex is coming over later
to try and persuade me to get back together. I'm understandably not sure about this, but I'll hear him out - I'll get a pint out of it, at least. Thems pretty much my plans for the day. Exciting stuff, huh?
(berk, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Morning berk
Don't let the fact you've not had a great couple of weeks influence your quest for future happiness.

Go with your heart, not your head.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 10:46, Reply)

He has a point though
why throw away 18 months of decent relationship for stuff we could probably work on? If he pressures me much more though he's going to get told to fuck off.
(berk, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Well only you know how you feel
And I hope that whatever happens, you are happier in the long term as a result.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I'm waiting for Monty to get up.
I'm thinking of playing loud music on my laptop.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Morning Poppet
Got a busy day planned?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 10:52, Reply)

yeah, going to st Paul's Cathedral and the Museum of London and maybe iceskating. And thinking of maybe calling another london b3tan to hang out with tonight.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 10:54, Reply)

You are cramming a lot into your UK visit.
Is it everything you were expecting when you were planning your trip?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 10:56, Reply)

yep. And a lot more. :)

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 10:58, Reply)

oh yeah, what's his name!??!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)

whose name??

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:02, Reply)

The bloke you've clearly pulled!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)

ahaha I haven't pulled at all!!
*completely innocent*
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Well keep saying that, and some people might believe you!
So have you had any thoughts about making Europe a permanent base?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:08, Reply)

ahaha I have had many thoughts about it.
was thinking a while back that after uni I might come back to Holland.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Do you have family in Holland?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Yes, all that remains of my dad's side who didn't emigrate to Australia.
so all my cousins and aunts. My favourite cousin Jaco lives there. I'm spending christmas with her and my aunty Siska.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

very very wise of you!
urrrrrrrrrrrgh got to get all dolled up for a wedding now, so bloody tedious, does anyone want to put on a 'swipe mask and go for me??? i'll take over after the dinner when the drinking and dancing starts...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:09, Reply)

I LOVE WEDDINGS!!
I'd do it!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:09, Reply)

You might meet someone special Swipe
And with the snow, is it a 'nice day, for a white wedding?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)

no snow yet but the sky is clearly bursting with it, has that ominous heavy white look about it
i have a sports car and very high heeled boots and a short skirt. DO NOT WANT SNOW. not even a single motherfucking flake!

also this is a mate from school. i know every single guy there, have known most of them since they were 11, and some of them since the groom went to oxford at 18. there will be zero pulling prospects.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

That is some anti-snow agression you've got going on there Swipe.
control the rage.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

i ldo ove the way it looks
i fucking hate dealing with it in london, it's crap for walking in, and shit for driving in, and it very quickly turns from white and beautiful to brown and grey and bloody deathly black ice!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I hate snow.
Cannae stand the stuff.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Isn't that a bit of an issue
living in Scotland?
(berk, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I don't.
I live in York.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Oops
*belms* Sorry! Still though - york gets a fair bit of snow usually, doesn't it?
(berk, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:52, Reply)

It does.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 12:12, Reply)

it snowed at my friends' wedding
and we had a big snowball fight, it was cool

and cold
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Morning Swipe
How are you today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:04, Reply)

It snowed here overnight
Despite everyone I talked to yesterday saying it wasn't going to when I told them it would.

Talk writing update: I've written four numbers today.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I'm so jealous. It seems to have snowed everywhere but in London.
*stamps foot*
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)

It's only about 2 inches
But I still proved them all wrong.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)

must.... not..... mock....... POD's..... two....... inches.....
oh fuck it. dude, i doubt you'd prove anything with only 2 inches.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

or your 1 inch cock

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Are you suggesting Swipe has a one inch cock?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:20, Reply)

ur. yes
told you morrisons fake lemsip does wird things to my brain
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)

yes but still! I've never seen it and I wanna see it.
edit: the snow. I want to see the snow.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)

You'll have to be unlucky to miss the snow.
When are you going to Scotland?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)

um probably about the 17th of december
can't decide between Edinburgh or Inverness.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

edinburgh

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

why though??

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

It's a fantastic city.
Beautiful even.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I've been there and I liked it
and I'd be jealous because my mate lives up there and I wanted to go there about now to see him and his mrs

there are lots of fun things there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)

okay. Will see if I can book some accommodation up there then :)

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

if a band called Bad Nurse play
you should go and see them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

There'll almost certainly be some snow about up here at that point

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:23, Reply)

YAY!

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Edinburgh
there's way more stuff to do for starters, and it's a lot prettier.
(berk, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)

And it's not as far
And it's slightly less crap.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:27, Reply)

'Slightly less crap'?
Are you from Glasgae, perchance?
(berk, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Studied there

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:51, Reply)

you should go snow chasing
its a popular sport over here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:18, Reply)

drinking morrison's fake lemsip
i think it has something in it that spins me out. Really should have just paid the extra 50p and got proper lemsip
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:14, Reply)

*There there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)

yay sympathy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Have you got the JeffAIDS?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:21, Reply)

hard to say
this one's just a nasty cold. How does jeffAIDS start?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:22, Reply)

From either fucking a dog
Or with a cold.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:24, Reply)

i don't have a dog to fuck

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)

You can fuck any dog, it doesn't have to be your dog.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:28, Reply)

what breed would you recommend?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I did not drink last night and I have got loads of little jobs done.
Off to the gym later and then rest before going out tonight.
( girlinthehole, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Waiting for a fucking plumber as the heating has completely gone off now.
He was supposed to be here at eleven... grrrrr.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Isn't it wierd how the heating always breaks down when it's the coldest.

( girlinthehole, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 12:23, Reply)

If he does deign to show up
make sure you're proper grateful and treat him with the respect he so obviously deserves.

And make him plenty of tea.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 12:25, Reply)

He came yesterday
to fix the valve in Sweary Jr's radiator. It warmed up, then went cold and now the whole sodding system's gone off.

As for tea, he'll be lucky as the milk is running out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

No hangover
but rather tired. I'm about to go shower and then try and put together a last minute 'royal' costume
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Nazi uniform, innit?
And pretend to be Harry.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 12:31, Reply)

that does require sourcing a nazi uniform
and I don't have Monty's number
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 12:32, Reply)

A slight flaw in my plan there, then...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 12:34, Reply)

plus it'd require dying my hair ginger

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 12:35, Reply)

OH GOD, NO!!!!!!!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 12:36, Reply)

haha I'm in Portugal bitches
this ancient Moorish castle has free wifi. Off to see the sights!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 14:53, Reply)

G
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Wahey we won a game!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I have a hangover
fucking long island iced teas

am experimenting with alka seltzer and baileys, stay tuned for updates
( broadsword, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I like breasts.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I like Baileys

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I like chicks.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

very tasty when served in Caesar salad

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I like salad

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I like Caesar

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Give to Caesar what is Caesar's
So give that salad to Caesar.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 16:24, Reply)

no
we can share while he tells me about his time in Bithynia
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 16:45, Reply)

classicslols

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I like baileys breasts

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 15:59, Reply)

No hangover today, cos I'm a GOOD BOY and don't drink on work nights
But tomorrow night, yes, pub. I only get one day off this week so I will be hitting the Abbot's Ale House for Litre pints. And verily I shall drink them. And it shall be good.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I've just woken up. Although I don't drink so I don't know why I've been in bed so long.
And if we don't beat Birmingham at home I'm going to march round my front garden shouting 'HUGHES OUT' whilst holding a 'DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING' placard.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 16:43, Reply)