squirrels;
are they the root of all evil?

also, why are there so many wankers in the world. just look at them, filling up the streets and whatnot...

www.testedmaterial.com (best unsigned band in the world...
(notjustahatrack peeling a sausage..., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:53, Reply)

Question of the week
Now that your're a MoP (Master of Photoshop), can you still use MSPaint?
(Freshie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:52, Reply)

(The most) dastardly deeds you have done (& got away with!)
Did you take a crap on the front lawn & blame it on the your best mate? Crash your mums car drink-driving then blame it on anonymous inner city vandals? Break into your grans house to steal booze & blame it on some local girls who were 'after you'? Piss all over your girlfriend while she slept and blame it on the dog?

The list of dastardly deeds is endless... and could involve ANYTHING at ANYTIME in ANYPLACE and at ANY AGE....

Perhaps only you know your dark little secret ....is your concience burning?? Time for a nationwide confessional !!!
(hulagirl, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:44, Reply)

What should we ask for a question of a week?
Each week we ask a question. The idea is to generate material that's:

* interesting to read on the site
* appropriate to use on B3ta radio
* fun to answer

What would you like to ask? (We'll be leaving this question open for a while - so feel free to drop in ideas anytime.)
(Cyrus, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 22:00, Reply)

strangest pet
i have a dog who just runs into wall's!
how about you?
(mini mitch, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 19:46, Reply)

What is the....
Worst way you've put your foot in your mouth.

oh the shame
( The Lurker Plenty One, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 16:39, Reply)

What was the worst way you've ever hurt someone?
We've all had those 'my bad' moments which ended up injuring someone. Intentional or not, friend or complete stranger. How did you do it?

The wilder the better. Car crashes are all too common these days.
(McChaff, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 15:51, Reply)

If you owned a monkey butler what would you name him (or her)?
I would definitely call my money butler Monsieur Bananas as it just screams class. I would also dress him in a smokers jacket, monacle, top hat and let him smoke a pipe that blows bubbles.
(cancel my subscription-i'm tired of your issues, Sat 17 Apr 2004, 20:12, Reply)

"Various things you've awoken to in the morn."

Things on you, things *in* you, things around you, places, people, etc...
Granted, "Various things that have appeared on your body a week after waking up somewhere you didn't recognize" could also bring up some amusing results....
(afkun, Sat 17 Apr 2004, 6:12, Reply)

********!!!!!!!!!BELLY BUTTON FLUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!******
Where does it all come from honestly!
You should investigate the number of dust particles to pass your nose.... (you need to be cross-eyed(not ANGRYeyed)to do this) To ensure a correct counting method keep only one eye open per minute (alteration between eyes IS acceptable)
This should provide a valid answer!

How much dust went past you nose in 5mins...?
my answer is "Why did i bother....7,043,728 specks."
(RANDOM NAME, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 18:24, Reply)

Ever got someone to question their sanity?
Or better yet. Yours.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 17:59, Reply)

Pranks played that have gone wrong?
One day, whole class decided to burst out in hysterical laughter for no reason in English to wind up the teacher. The signal was a particular sentence in the shitty novel we were reading. We had it all planned out......

Sadly, the teacher said that she had a sore throat and couldn't read to us that day. Her face when we started begging her to keep reading!

Very pathetic of us.
(ghost_of_the_hitler_fish, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:21, Reply)

Drunken adventures in your local supermarket
What did you do? Where was it? How many policemen were called. That sort of thing.
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 10:36, Reply)

do you know
the muffin man?
(spread, lubed and ready, Thu 15 Apr 2004, 19:59, Reply)

Operation Rex
Yeah i heard about that apparently the creature was called a barawhalecod now travels the oceans of the world fighting for the rights of all sea dwelling creatures from the scurge known as Man-kind. She's also been know to help cull a few seals to stop them eating all her evolutionary brothers and sisters.
( cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 14:27, Reply)

Old Newfoundland
Speaking of training animals for covert ops:

You know, in 1943, Newfoundland spearheaded a secret project code-named "Operation Rex". They cross-bred cod with whales and barracudas to make 50 foot killer cod to devour German U-boats. It was cancelled in late '44. One specimen escaped. They never found her.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 14 Apr 2004, 0:19, Reply)

Are those...
real?
(hornyTadette, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 20:45, Reply)

The worst chat-up line ever...
... either used by you or on you, and what was the result?
( Biffins Bridge, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 14:05, Reply)

What have you made that took hours and never got used?
Are You magical/have magical powers?
What makes your friends or you strange in any way?
Favorite food that takes 15 minutes to make?
Favorite food?
What does Shaye Saint John look like under her mask?
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:54, Reply)

What other animals apart from Dolphins, Pigeons etc could be trained for military purposes?
You could train small chimps as suicide bombers or moles to tunnel into a base and detonate under ammo stores etc. Imagine a fully loaded blue whale taking on a submarine the ultmate deep sea fighter.
( cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:32, Reply)

The deepest trouble you've ever been in abroad?
We were pulling up to the Russian /Norwegian border in 1981 and my Norwegian co worker turned to me and said, "By the way, don't tell the border police you're American, they'll arrest you. Just show them your Norwegian work visa and pretend your Norse, ok?" I was effing petrified.

No arrest, though. We pulled it off.



Another qotw: Stupidest self delusion you've perpetrated on yourself?

I once became absolutely convinced (and I am SO not the angels/crystals/dolphins type) that I was on a bus that was going to crash, I was going to die in the crash and the very nice man sitting next to me was an angel come to ease my passage to heaven.

There! God, I admitted it! I feel so much better now.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 2:58, Reply)

ester ranson (sp?)
what does ester ranson look like underneath her mask?
(moohead, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 2:18, Reply)

do you have a theory concerning why trolls exist?
i really would like to have a scientific discussion about their origins
( rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 12 Apr 2004, 22:34, Reply)

questions
How many easter eggs can you eat without being sick?
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Sun 11 Apr 2004, 11:47, Reply)

Hmmm?
Are spastics the way they are because they know the meaning of life but their brains cannot handle the horrible truth of it all?
(Wiggles, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 4:34, Reply)

who's rick
james bitch?
(mixtapes, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 3:37, Reply)

What's your best photoshop idea
that you just didn't do because you were too lazy/busy or it just didn't turn out right.
(Crawisfluffy, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 0:56, Reply)

how come
every time i go to post an answer for 'Question of the week'
i've always bloody missed it and end up HERE?
(Angle Grinder, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 23:35, Reply)

Strangest sex
I think it's pretty self-explanatory, myself
(Digitdean: Disappointing Fans Since 1989!, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 20:16, Reply)

Where's nemo

( ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Sat 10 Apr 2004, 14:59, Reply)