First-Hand Paranormal Experiences
Whether they be scary, fun, strange or downright terrifying; tell us your experiences of the unknown and unexplainable
(blue36c, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 20:36, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bedtime stories.
Not anecdotes or ridiculous lies. Make up a bedtime story, b3ta style. Bonus points if everyone dies at the end.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)

The 7 deadly sins
Visit upon us your tales of greed, anger, sloth, envy, cheesemongering , impotence and alopecia.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 0:10, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Things you've done to get laid
Shameful, creative or bizarre, what lengths have you gone to to slip / receive a length?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Things baldmonkey has done.
Tell us about all the things baldmonkey has done. Like the time he took his washing machine apart and wrote his name across his lawn with the bits. Or the time he tried to make a bomb at a bash.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 22:38, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Tenuous connections
Example

I think Frankie Boyle should have done the olympic opening ceremony.
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Wussing out
That stunning girl/boy you never asked out, the nuisance neighbour you never smacked in the face, the meeting where your colleague sacked and pillaged the project on which you'd spent the past three months and you just sat there...tell us about when your own personal Honda Accord refused to start.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Late!
Inspired by this, what tales of epic procrastination do you have?

Tell us at some ill-defined point in the future.

Jokes about your guilty pleasure being answering QotW questions three hundred weeks late will be greeted with a sense of inevitability.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:31, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

The Single Life
I've just emerged from a year of living in a bachelor pad, where I did terrible things mostly involving the Reduced to Kill shelf in Tesco.

Tips for living alone, where no-one gives a shit.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Ever been horrified by nude photos of you
taken on holiday and then plastered all over t'internet?

Alt: do you take after your parents?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:53, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Other peoples houses
Things you found, observed, heard and noticed in other peoples houses.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 2:41, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That is NOT appropriate
I've just been to a famous high street pharmacy chain, named after a type of footwear and seen that they have a special offer on children's shampoo and conditioner. The advert reads:

"Get 2 for 1 on all Naked for Kids products"

I'm pretty sure in advertising terms having "naked" and "kids" in the same sentence is not a good idea.

What have you seen or done recently that would have Mary Whitehouse reaching for her smelling salts? If she weren't dead.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Let's never speak of this again....
Have you ever entered into this most holy of pacts?

Why not use the anonymity that the Internet provides to get it off of your chest now, tell us about who was involved, who did what, where you hid the body and why you decided not to inform the authorities.

The alternative is to let that guilt fester within your mind and act as a burden upon your conscience, leading to a mental breakdown and lengthy but necessary therapy at some point in the future.
( Muns, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Simple pleasures.
A happy moment I recall was driving a van down the motorway and Diesel Power by The Prodigy coming on the radio, the sun shone, my shades worked, the view was magnificent and I could feel the diesel power propelling me.
Nothing special in the scheme of things but a great moment.
Anyone else had a similar experience?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 16:17, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Biscuits
Ever had a particularly good Hobnob?
(username failed moderation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Have you ever worked nights?
And so..
(Bellend Sebastian, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:35, Reply)

Triumph vs tragedy
Have you ever proven the doubters wrong? Did they say you'd never make it, but 'who's laughing now'? Or, did you fail spectacularly, when all those around you thought you'd succeed?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Favourite song
Everybody's got a favourite song - you know, the one you bop along to in the car, know all the words to, dance around the house to, dance with the cat to, say 'ooh, I LOVE THIS SONG!! and then subject your friends/workmates/total strangers to the aural orgasm that is YOUR FAVOURITE SONG!!!!!!! EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!!!!!
What's yours?
EDIT: and why is it your FAVOURITE SONG!!!!!!!
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 6:51, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

OKCupid
Tell us your stories involving OKCupid profiles, screenies and self-appointed B3ta policing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:08, Reply)

Last Wishes
We've all seen sitcom moments where the last wishes of a dead person mean the living have to jump through ridiculous hoops to satisfy inheritance conditions or just pander to the desires of a dying person to have everyone at the funeral dress up like Godzilla. What would your dying wishes be?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Foot in the mouth moments.
Tell us your tales of when you've been a total spastic and said exactly the wrong thing to/in the presence of the wrong person.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 11:23, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Pick
a good one, or have a vote that is listened to, if people vote for it, it's because they probably have a story. 84 responses has to be the lowest ever.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Gazebos

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Nightmare customers

(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Best Things About Theoban
Finally a subject that can unite the boards.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 16:56, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Greenhouses.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:12, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Diarrhoea - Tales from the brown Side
Ever been caught short in the car, a meeting or round the in-laws?

Tell us you tales of faecal misery.
(Oobla, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Pagodas.
Tell us of your pagoda related high jinks and japes.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Pet lols!
What's the funniest / daftest thing your pet has done?
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 6:00, Reply)

HATS!

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:21, 1 reply, 12 years ago)