Despite not being a member of the armed forces, I do have soul.
What do you have that you are not?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 19:35, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Did you ever forget to put your bins out?

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 19:18, Reply)

I beg to leave, to hear your wondrous stories.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 19:03, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Why not have a "question" of the "week"?

(McChinaman banned, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:32, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I don't want to see a ghost.
What's the sight that you fear the most?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:53, 7 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Ageing
I have just noticed in the last couple of days that my armpits have started to smell of sweat at the end of the day. This has never happened before. I am 43.

Stories about ageing - gracefully or otherwise
(Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:49, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

FIRE!
Everybody hopes I will die in one. (I won't cos I am a Time Lady with special regenerative powers).

Tell us about your experiences - funny or horrific - with fire.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 14:02, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

School teachers and the way you harassed them
Or...myths about school teachers that came true.

We had an English teacher called Miss Toft (true) somehow we found out she used to be a lifeguard, and took great pleasure taking turns just shouting "RED BANDS OUT" for no reason.

We also had a stand in teacher for science that we called Mr NippleHead simply because he had a fucking massive nipple on his bald head.

The best and strangest though was an English teacher called Miss Croft who was really sexy, half way through our last year she vanished. The rumour, which was widely accepted as the gospel truth was that she had died from cancer at the age of 27. Even the staff seemed to go along with this when the subject was raised. Then about 12 years after leaving school I am sat in a restaurant little posh place, tables too close to one another and shit candles that kind of posh, sat with my girlfriend when I look to the left and there she is, Miss Croft...I had to do a double take. Started explaining to my girlfriend why I looked like I had seen a ghost, when Miss Croft leant over said hello and that she must look really good for a dead woman.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:39, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Other people's kids.
No stories, just pictures.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 15:16, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Who is the most creepy and upset?
Tell us in exquisite detail why you think some creepy weirdo is upset, or explain why you definitely aren't upset or even slightly creepy.

Oh wait, that's this week's question.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:21, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Have you been injured at work?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 13:58, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What's the best slapstick thing you've ever seen?
Have you witnessed someone walking into a lamp-post? A food fight? All your favourite moments please.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 12:01, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Anniversaries, milestones and important dates
I just reached the big 10 on b3ta. In light of this post your big date stories.

Hint: If you aren't a shut in weirdo you could use anecdotes from relationships, birthdays, work and life-changing choices.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 20:37, Reply)

ex-b3tans
Which users do you really miss? Also give us some stories about omgb4shes and someone who got a bit drunk and did that thing
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 19:13, Reply)

Celebrations
What have you celebrated, and did it all go disastrously or embarrassingly wrong?
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Dreams
2 nights ago I dreamt I was buying a vacuum cleaner. Is my life so exciting that my dreams are getting boring? What happened to the flying dreams?
What dreams have you had that puzzled you, scared you, made your life seem exciting, or did you just wake up and think ‘what the?’. What memorable dreams have stayed with you all your life?
Perhaps B3ta can analyse them for you……..
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 0:52, Reply)

Wedding Celebrations
Weddings are a ripe opportunity for mischief, adventure, and debauchery. Tell us about your fun times at weddings of family and friends (even your own you poor bastard).
(tingtwatter Eating loads of red meat since, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 23:37, Reply)

Ignored
Just post a screenshot of your ignore list. That's it. That's what we're going to do sooner or later.
( Zuowan, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:27, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

FRIEND.

(Good evening Good evening, Mon 22 Sep 2014, 22:38, Reply)

Make up a story explaining why a newsletter hasn't been published in months.
Or just pick this and everyone call the people responsible lazy fat dog molestering cunts.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 18:36, Reply)

award winning playwright Michael Starr

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 6:07, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

OCD
Do you have OCD, do you know someone with OCD? I have to put three semicolons at the end of each post.. what do you do? ;;;
( arsefez is back, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 20:00, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Pointless fears, peeves and loathings
What thing/s do you know full well is/are tiny and pointless - but still make you rant like a mong brushing his teeth or cower like a little girl backstage on the jimmy savile show?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 15:41, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Y R U UPSET?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:44, Reply)

coincidence
do that.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Who Do You Think Is The Biggest Cunt On B3ta And Why
Provide boring tedious details, and have a fucking good old slag each other off fest, 'coz then we can all have a good old circlewank about it, and bring up old quotes and screenshots and accuse each other of being sockpuppets then get all shitty and bang on. Can even use old in jokes, and have a big old barney, then drag out sockpuppets to support / deny whatever it was that we were banging on about.

Like any other QOTW to be honest, but Officially Sanctioned.
(yeswehavenopasties, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:05, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)