Answer this then...
If all the food you eat is all different colours, how come it all comes out brown?
(squonk, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 1:07, Reply)

How many times...
...have you been in a situation that would have been nicer had you been naked?
(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 16:38, Reply)

D'Oh
Ask everyone who believed that the ice-cream van only played music when it had sold out of ice-cream what they thought all their friends were doing running up to it and buying 99s!
(le renard, Tue 27 Jan 2004, 12:12, Reply)

In one drunken night
How many of your friends have you pissed off and how many still talk to you..........
(Gabba, Mon 26 Jan 2004, 1:57, Reply)

Where's the most interesting place youve had a wank?

Mine was in the tearoom at work, nobody else was in there so i got away with it! =)
(iain with two eyes, Sun 25 Jan 2004, 15:19, Reply)

I got one:
Things your mom has told you when she's drunk!
(La Chockita, Sun 25 Jan 2004, 11:36, Reply)

hairstyles
what is the worst haircut/hairstyling experience you ever had?
(worminator, Sun 25 Jan 2004, 4:40, Reply)

The funnies/scariest most bizzare dreams ever
And then they can be interpreted.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 24 Jan 2004, 13:58, Reply)

Stupidity
What is the most ridiculously stupid thing you've ever done, e.g. being told not to do something because it's dangerous, so then proceeding to do it when dad's back's turned.

I was once told not to let go of a rope swing, so I did, purely because I was told not to and wanted to see what would actually happen. The result however was maybe not so dumb: I learnt never to do it again. Thus, the key to human and humanity's development is to do stupid things, just the once. Except for The Bomb of course, which was dropped twice (and counting).

As a friend of a friend of mine once said, when asked why people would go round fighting each other - "Because the human race is severely disappointing". I believe that this comment can be applied with ease to any situation / social problem in the world today.
(And I don't agree with that in the workplace, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 16:18, Reply)

Worse luck than calamity james dropping a mirror whilst under a ladder
Describe the most ludicrously unlucky day that you've EVER had. You know the days when you really think things can't get worse, then they really, really do, and you end up laughing insanely because you've cried yourself into a delusional state? Those would be good to hear.

One day as a kid I got caught smoking by my dad, then my mate's dad, then by the police (herbal high) then taken in by the police AGAIN for drinking on the streets that night.
(Tommy B!, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 15:20, Reply)

How about
"the most pointless thing you've ever bought?"
(el pedro, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 13:33, Reply)

what famous people have you ever met?
Me: Lenny Henry and Bob Geldolf together (I'd tell why it ended in tears if this is the question of the week).
(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 12:55, Reply)

Another question..
Any amusing stories about Ice Cream Vans and the fact that your parents used to tell you when the music was playing it meant he'd run out....no really I've not heard any of these stories for ages......
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Thu 22 Jan 2004, 23:09, Reply)

What is
the best accident accidentaly/purposefully caused by you?
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 17:18, Reply)

What, in your opinion, is the meaning of life?
Boring, I know, but I'm interested in people's opinions.
(HanaBizzle, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 17:12, Reply)

Have you ever been attracted to something you shouldn't?
Decrepit space stations are hot.
(Mreek, Thu 22 Jan 2004, 2:10, Reply)

what..
is the best pseudonym you use on the internet and why?
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Wed 21 Jan 2004, 20:53, Reply)

Best misheard song lyric
though I guess its been done before...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 20:53, Reply)

Worst. Joke. Ever.
You have it - we need it. And it has to bad...
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:55, Reply)

what
makes you better than everyone else

of course i would win
(Cyrus, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 21:48, Reply)

My great grandad was probably one of the Krays, although nobody is sure which one.
I also nearly played a gig with the Darkness, but our band had a car crash on the way to a crucial band practice, so we never got to play the gig.

I'd like to know, what are other people's dubious claims to fame?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 16:17, Reply)

Missed oppurtunities
What is the one thing you still kick yourself when you think about?
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 14:04, Reply)

If you could hide the music upload codes absolutely anywhere, where would you hide them, and why?
( jola, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 9:58, Reply)

How about the best April Fool's gag? (by you or someone else)
Like the time I was driving through Sheffield on April 1, listening to local radio, when this guy came on describing the wonderful new traffic lights that change to green when you sound your horn.
Half the city centre must have been woken up by that sound (it was 5am at the time) and I think it was later reported that the station had about 2,000 complaints from pissed-off motorists.

Honest.
wiggy.4t.com
(The Wigmeister, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:55, Reply)

Has Your
Mum/Dad ever told you that an Ice Cream mans music means he's ran out of ice cream? We need to hear YOUR stories!
(V3lvetPresley, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 12:43, Reply)

What the...?
What are the cleverest/stupidist scams you've fallen for?

What's the most callous and/or imaginative way you've split up with someone? And that's for contestant number 3.
(Top chumps, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 21:10, Reply)

What is the stupidest thing you've done to impress your friends?
I've done some dumb stuff to "fit in" or "be popular". I would love to hear other peoples' experiences.
(King of Teh Internets wants to give you babies, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 14:36, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Comedy Hearing
Being deaf in one ear, and partially deaf in the other, I often mishear things. One day a friend was talking about joining a new video rental shop, but said he couldn't join straight away because he didn't have two utility belts. I tried to work this out in my head and replied 'Utility belts??? what, like Batman?' At which point he cracked up and said to me, slowly and clearly 'Utility bills!!, you know, like a bank statement.' It still makes me laugh.
( 5olly, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 8:46, Reply)

What are your most disgusting room mate/flat mate stories?
They're filthy, they're loud, they leave disgusting hairs on your soap... They're ROOMMATES FROM HELL and we've all lived with them!
What did they do & how did you get revenge???
( CaptainKirk, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 6:03, Reply)