( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:24, 35 replies)

Front right
Looks like he's taking the term 'come and praise' in the wrong way.
( Muns, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:29, closed)

fucking hell
Thats a blast from the past
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 15:53, closed)

I was cold I was naked, were you there, were you there? I was cold I was naked were you there?
(Band of Rain, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:03, closed)

This is slightly freaking me out, I can't lie

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:06, closed)

i still remember the words to every fucking hymn we sang at primary school assemblies.
give me oil in my lamp keep it burning...
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:26, closed)

sing hosanna......

(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:33, closed)

Mummy, make it stop.

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:36, closed)

and the spastic kids would accidentally sing 'of kings' after the second repeat.
durr.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:00, closed)

^ that

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 19:24, closed)

Fucking
Magic.
(Chairman Lmao Something something your mum, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 20:13, closed)

We still sing that
and they still do.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 20:18, closed)

this makes me inordinately happy.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:28, closed)

Haha

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:22, closed)

Shit the bed yes

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 20:45, closed)

We did that intentionally.
The headmaster would turn purple with rage, without fail.
( Muns, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:21, closed)

I still remember the moves we had to do to that hymn.

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:49, closed)

If seeing the cover wasn't bad enough
[shudder]
(fivetide, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:40, closed)

yes
But for you to remember the Rohypnol must have worn off
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:14, closed)

bloody hell that takes me back

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:04, closed)

Bloody hell!
We used to laugh at the three at the back!
(Headsbollockskuntz, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:06, closed)

Same here
Proper 'Why Don't You Belfast gang' looking muthafuckaz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:07, closed)

The image has a whiff of piss and flared corduroy.

(Headsbollockskuntz, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:14, closed)

aka Belfast

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:20, closed)

blimey

(magictorch, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:26, closed)

Hallelujah!
My fave hymn was "Autumn Days" as it didn't have any mention of God or Jesus in it. Which I suppose just makes it a song.
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:34, closed)

..
Autumn days, when the grass is jewelled
And the silk inside a chestnut shell
Jet planes meeting in the air to be refuelled
All these things I love so well

So I mustn’t forget
No, I mustn’t forget
To say a great big thank you
I mustn’t forget.

Clouds that look like familiar faces
And a winter’s moon with frosted rings
Smell of bacon as I fasten up my laces
And the song the milkman sings.

So I mustn’t forget
No, I mustn’t forget
To say a great big thank you
I mustn’t forget.

Whipped-up spray that is rainbow-scattered
And a swallow curving in the sky
Shoes so comfy though they’re worn out and they’re battered
And the taste of apple pie.

So I mustn’t forget
No, I mustn’t forget
To say a great big thank you
I mustn’t forget.

Scent of gardens when the rain’s been falling
And a minnow darting down a stream
Picked-up engine that’s been stuttering and stalling
And a win for my home team.

So I mustn’t forget
No, I mustn’t forget
To say a great big thank you
I mustn’t forget.

It's a perfect b3ta song, as it mentions food.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 19:07, closed)

MmmmMMmm
Bacon and pie, two things for which we should all be truely grateful.

However I have to admit that I've never seen a jet plane being refuelled and I can't imagine how this might be a sight so wonderful as to offer up a song of thanks.

I might change it to something I can really appreciate like...
"The smell of petrol as the mower is refuelled"
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:02, closed)

"..
All these things I love so well

So I mustn’t forget
No, I mustn’t f..."

argh! it's infectious to just keep singing it.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:41, closed)

Fucking hell
I haven't seen that for nearly twenty five years.

It made assembly even more of an ordeal for us, as we only had one book per two pupils, so one of us had to share with Richard Moss, who used to go whole terms without bathing or cleaning his teeth.

Oh and one of the books sported a gargantuan pube that managed to sneak inside the laminated cover. We all used to make sure that Richard Moss got this copy.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:35, closed)

I fucking love you pal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:07, closed)

this to win
why can't this win?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:16, closed)

we had hymn books with a swirly red and purple cover.
hymn number 6 was 'when lamps are lighted in the town' and 'all things bright and beautiful' was number 18.

i am forty and i still remember this. fuck you, churchy primary school.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:07, closed)

I have the piano music version of that in my classroom
I was helping clear out the music room and found it. I couldn't let it be thrown out.

I too loved Autumn Days.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 20:17, closed)

Pah, Autumn GAYS more like

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 11:07, closed)

Cross over....
....the road my friend
There's a lorry round the bend
If you want your life to end
Cross over the road
( lucifer101, Sat 15 Jun 2013, 23:40, closed)