My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Hmm. A teaspoonful, you say?Anyone else been fed the line that the amount of spooge a bloke produces amounts to around a teaspoonful of fluid?
I think somebody got 'teaspoonful' confused with 'ladle'...*
*May be exaggerating slightly, but if the teaspoonful theory is generally accepted as the average, then I don't think I fall into that category...
TMI?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:01,
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TMI.Although, I am also definitely more than a teaspoonful.
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FreudianSlap, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 16:03,
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Did anyone order a bucketload?Okay, so maybe that is just a slight exaggeration.
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In this thread: we confuse pr0n with real life.(
idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 17:03,
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Wellaccording to porn, ladies love that. But yeah, eww.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 18:57,
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but nothing....prepares you for Freak of Cock...
see Youporn for details
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:34,
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*shudders*(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:47, closed)
teaspoons in quantity or quality?the first girl out of my group of friends to give a boy a blow job reported to the rest of us that the stuff that spurted from him "had a similar taste to that of licking an old metal spoon".
to this day, we still all secretly refer to the chap in question as "the old metal spoon boy".
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kitsune-tsuki tankeløst hode får lettest sove, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:23,
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Metal spoons, yuckThis is why it's so much more appetizing to blow diabetics. Mostly it's pleasant and if he's having a bad day, you can get a mouthful of sweetness.
Mmmm.
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A teaspoon full does not make that much mess.Load of bollocks if you ask me.
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:24,
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yesthat sounds like a far more accurate measurement
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I thinkthey mean a heaped teaspoon
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 9:14,
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tablespoon / teaspoonfrom what I can remember from my "O" level biology classes there are around 375,000,000 sperm in each ejaculate.
hope this helps
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I've always thought that must be a conservative estimate...Glad it's not just me O_o
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Depends how long it has been...*If the last spurt was half an hour ago, a teaspoonful might be about right.
If it was a couple of days ago, a dessert spoon would be nearer the mark I think.
* There doesn't seem any point making a length joke when it's on topic...
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ExactlyIt really depends on how long it's been since your boy's last orgasm. That and the kind of stimulation he's received. However, the "Imperial pint of semen" referred to in Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon remains firmly in the realm of fantasy.
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as a professional in the fieldI can tell you that 4-7 ml is a standard ejaculate, and that it varies greatly with degree and type of stimulation, recency of previous ejaculation, hydration etc. etc.
A normal teaspoon (imperial measure) is 5.91 ml.
Bear in mind that that little can go a very long way when unleashed. try collecting yours in a small measuring cylinder with 1ml markings.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:56,
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