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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.

zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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oops, well I went out shopping. Who'd have thought I'd get an actual b3ta lady with an actual (or at least apparent) interest?

I gazzed her, a quick one, no commitments made (no not like that you dirty fools).

Next week/later this afternoon: what she may or may not have said in reply.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:22, 57 replies)
Oh...
That wasn't as exciting as I was expecting.
Also, do you wanna go out for a drink some time?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:25, closed)
yeah, who wouldn't?
You're buying though.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:28, closed)
Pfft!
You're buying!
This is doomed from the start, isn't it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:29, closed)
Sorry, you're just not my type
you cheap bastard
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:31, closed)
Rubbish!
Well, good luck :p
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:32, closed)
Good Luck mate!
Hope it goes well,

she looks like a stunner, and is also on B3ta so personality too!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:27, closed)
B3ta? personality?
Are you new here?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:47, closed)
Hey!
I was being all optimistic! Plus you have to have personality when no one knows whatyou look like...

I'm stuffed well and truly it appears...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:03, closed)
A GREAT BIG WHOO HOOO!!!
Golly gosh mate. I hope it all goes well.

*clickety click*
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:32, closed)
You're such
A middle-aged woman.
Really you are :p
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:33, closed)
nearly!
I waiting for a sex change and aim to expire when I reach 60 :0)
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:37, closed)
Haha, fair answer
*waits for more news*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:39, closed)
Was it 'stop fucking pestering me, you sweaty palmed aspergic'?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:46, closed)
from
'would you like to meet for drinks' to 'you are an overperspiring sufferer of a mild form of autism' in one message? Well, I've met crazier girls.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:47, closed)
Was it 'piss off I'm not really a woman'?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:49, closed)
Truckers know how to touch a man better than any woman.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:51, closed)
Oh, it's you!
I remember you. You are one of the funny ones. Yes, that's it.

Please, regale me with some more of your witticisms. Unless you just want to regurgitate your usual insults, I'd be happy to read them too!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:48, closed)
hahahahahaha
oh no the QOTWs are revolting..
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:50, closed)
You'd best not eat them, then*...
*the oldest joke of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:51, closed)
Old jokes on the internet?
Why don't you fuck off back to, oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:53, closed)
Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:55, closed)
Congratulations!
Even if nothing comes of it, well done to both of you for taking a step :)
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:50, closed)
I went out with someone from b3ta
They have me on ignore on the boards and in real life.

Its ever so funny when we both go to the same bashes.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:51, closed)
I TOLD YOU I took you off ignore ages ago
Just stop trying to put your winky in my ear
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:52, closed)
scott still puts me on ignore sometimes
it hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:53, closed)
You were going out with scott?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:03, closed)
I should be so lucky.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:03, closed)
You went out with Kylie?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:13, closed)
You dreadful lothario.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:53, closed)
Exactly.
That's why he;s on ignore.

Online and REAL LIFE.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:54, closed)
She cut me deep.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:58, closed)
Which one are you referring to this time?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:58, closed)
The second one.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:59, closed)
Not The Furry Dinosaur, she's lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:00, closed)
* Awaits patiently in the queue until I'm next in the line *
Or is it a lottery?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:07, closed)
Lets hope it never comes to that Gonzo.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:11, closed)
Right people.
Lets just leave them alone to get on with it now.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:51, closed)
It wouldn't have been posted if they didn't want us to gather round and pay them attention.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:52, closed)
I get the feeling
That we may be lynched for ruining the drama if we do not meet up, now.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:52, closed)
That's right, internet people will be less likely to want to lynch you if you're getting sex.
You have heard of jealousy, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:58, closed)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5503190
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:59, closed)
Ha
Or someone who didn't previously have a Flickr account? :\

Damn people are paranoid on here!
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:00, closed)
THE GAME'S UP BALDMONKEY

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:04, closed)
You opened a Flickr account just for me?
Awwwwwh :-)
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:04, closed)
Damn straight fellow member of the female sisterhood.
Don't listen to these ASSHOLES, you go and have a good time, but listen to me, don't put out on the first date, and let him pay for it, is it Lobster Champaign Cocktails again?

Maybe let him stick a cheeky finger up your bum, pretend you love it, guys ♥ that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:06, closed)
Hang on now,
we're here, and you've just posted a link, to us, there, while we're...


Fuck me, Derrida was right.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:01, closed)
HIGH BROW ALERT HIGH BROW ALERT HIGH BROW ALERT
AWOOOGA
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:02, closed)
WOOP WOOP WOOP

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:12, closed)
oooooohhhhhhhh
you are soooooooo right its untrue!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:00, closed)
you tell it like it is sister.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:12, closed)
Nice One Son !
Stick a finger up her shitter and tell everyone about it in the next question.... especialy who it is and her phone number.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:57, closed)
Oh Gonz
Every woman wants someone to treat them as well as you would.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:01, closed)
I know
I do.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:02, closed)
and when you split up
Definitely do NOT use any chilli on anything as means for revenge...
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:03, closed)
I hate getting chilli on my finger.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:07, closed)

and then PEEING ow ow ow
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:09, closed)
Wassabi on the Cunt Sticks.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:08, closed)

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