calling someone a Pilot or "in the air-force.."
Oh yes - she's a Pilot etc etc

means RAF - Rough As Fuck
( Signify, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 14:14, Reply)

rowing slang
sorry - archaic sport but it does have its gems.

'Having one's arse handed to you on a plate' - being severly beaten

'Beasted' - being severly beaten

'given a shooing' - being severly beaten

(all three of the above can also be used to describe a victory rather than a defeat)

'dirty protest' - venting ones displeasure at a stewards enquiry in the regatta toilets

'bum shoving' - engaging your legs in the drive phase of the stroke before connection.

'catching a crab' - failing to extracate your blade at the end of the stroke resulting in at best a

'boat stopper' or at worst, ejection from the boat.

'Hammersmith Mafia' - the amateur rowing association

'jurgen burger' - plate of food given to you by the gb squad coach

'killing a goose' - being given a win on a plate, on finals day at henley

'boff' - sex with a young lady eg - we boffed behind the scoreboard at the nat champs.

'blue tac' - the women that follow the oxford/cambridge boat race crews around at parties

'doing a 'rowett' - pulling a hideous beast in a kebab shop
(magictorch, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 14:14, Reply)

I like NEDS
I.e. "Neds" driving Novas etc..

None Educated Delinquent

arf arf...
( Signify, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 14:12, Reply)

My mate floss has this one ...
"Mad as a bag of ferrets!"

That made me laugh like a small girl when I first heard it :)

More of a saying tho innit?
(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 14:11, Reply)

Ben Hurr
One of mine, being English and talking about the weather a lot I made this one up a few years back, meaning Overcast.

"What's the weather like up your end?"
"It's a bit Ben Hurr"
"WTF?!?"
"Overcast mate, cloudy."
(odysseysounds.com, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 14:09, Reply)

not exactly slang
but a slang misunderstanding.

Girl: "You're a vegetarian?"
Me: "Yeah."
Girl: "I hate fucking vegetarians"
Me: "Don't fuck them, then."

awkward silence...

And another one. I was annoying this (stereotypically black) guy in Tech once and he said "What, man, I'll blow you." Everyone laughed. He then said "I'll blow you 'ard like. You won't know what fackin hit you. You wanna get blown, boy."

...I think he wanted to hit me. Never can tell, though, eh?
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 14:07, Reply)

my slang
iuno-I don't know
yaypanowoopla-a combination of yay, panowie, woo and houpla
2moz-txt tlk for tomorrow
tetwanker-used to describe someone who does nothing but tit wanks
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 14:07, Reply)

bless the little ones...
moths - mini goths

I love that one!
( Derek.T.Wonderllama, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 14:03, Reply)

Clockwork Orange
I have vidded this page of horrorshow slovos from the sinny entitled "A Clockwork Orange", my b3ta brothers and devotchkas.

Yeckate here to viddy it for yourselves.

and Yeckate here to viddy the book itself.
(odysseysounds.com, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 14:03, Reply)

slang, adjective (derogatory)
Cock Jockey

meaning one who rides cocks.

Literally descriptive of arseholes from appeldore now living in ealing.
(magictorch, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 14:01, Reply)

hmm..
the only one I can think that is worth a damn is the term "Hoo-Hoo" referring to female genetalia. that's poor.
(ashleydanger, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 13:55, Reply)

ok heres one
just found out that taking clothes off in cumbrian, is Dofft, and putting them on is Dont, also we got the usual ar's ga'an yam (i'm going home) hows it ga'an marra?? (how is it going friend??)
(Jinxy - Spontaneous Randomity awaits those who question my pic-a-nic basket, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 13:53, Reply)

brummie-isms?
bostin - for anything that is entertaining or so dumb its ace

hottie - hot water bottle, good looking girl (the two are unconnected me thinks)

and for some unknown reason when anything bad happens I exclaim 'bum nuggets' instead of swearing... thank god the south is re-educating me.
( Derek.T.Wonderllama, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 13:48, Reply)

Lick
A (female) friend of mine recently started using the phrase "She's worth a lick" if she thought a woman was particularly attractive.

She's not a lesbian or anything, she just says things like that.

I think it's quite funny actually....
(sionnach, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 13:43, Reply)

Crap
Latest slang for shit that I've heard is 'belly clay'
(Catchag "You know!....For Kids!", Mon 2 Feb 2004, 13:42, Reply)

also boom-spack-a-lack
i think it was apache indian? anyway, used as an exclamation upon an act of outstanding or remarkable spack-handedness.
( wingphil, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 13:37, Reply)

Not sure where I heard this
But my fave insult has to be......

you window licking shit goblin
window licker on it's own is almost as good
(cousteau, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 13:35, Reply)

Courtesy of my townie brother...
"Munter", meaning an unattractive person (usually female). I first heard it when he was describing a trip to Amsterdam's red light district:

"These was all these birds, man. The really expensive ones were alright, but most of them were these fat ugly munters!"

My personal favourite from my school days was the all-encompassing "gaylord" ("Why, that's right, I am indeed the Lord of the homosexual community. Doesn't that mean you should be bowing to me?") and "pilchard" (which basically means "plonker").

Oh, and my friends and I have always referred to the lairy townies you find loitering about as "Kevs" (as in "Kevin the Teenager" from Harry Enfield).
(Orin delurked to post this gibberish on, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 13:34, Reply)

CockSocket
Meaning either a slag or an offiesive term used against people who probably arn't but we're accusing of being bumgay...
(Shifty weeeee, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 13:31, Reply)

He / She..
.. has a face like a dropped pie.
( Signify, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 13:29, Reply)

Ahhhh Shit the bed!
To be used when the worst possible situation arises.

I used it on holiday, and when my mates first heard it they had no idea what I meant. By the end of the trip we were all using it regularly and still do.
( TooMuch2AM, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 13:28, Reply)

Spaccy
getting an unfortunate amount of usage to mean anything that's broken or not working correctly. I can't help saying it, it just worked its way into my vocab.

other verisons of this are : spachanded - when I mess up something I'm 'being a bit spachanded'

A phrase of my own: 'On The Wonk'
I'm an e-learning developer, so when something isn't lined up on screen, it's on the wonk.
( notshiny, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 13:23, Reply)

Lipsing
My mate, a wannabe North London gangsta biatch said to me 'he be lipsing me' - i was totally baffled as to what this meant, i was guessing it had something to do with oral pleasure. Turns out it means to argue!
I don't know - kids of today eh!
(Ghost Batty Rider, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 13:16, Reply)

PLIQ - Pronounced Pleek
I use it when addressing retail staff etc

i.e. Come on pliq - can't you work the till.

Person Of Low IQ
( Signify, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 13:13, Reply)

She's got a face like....
...a bag of smashed arseholes
( Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 13:12, Reply)

Here's a few me and my mates are using at the mo'
1. Proper Job! :: as used by a bloke who appeared on scrapheap challenge a while back.

2. Top Bombing! :: as used in one of the John Smith's ads, getting a bit old now.

3. Minge Biscuit :: one of mine, I don't think anyone else uses it!
( harribo, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 13:11, Reply)

Boyed
My missus works as a teacher in a South London boys' comp, so this has genuine classroom etymology. I gather it means "made to feel like a little boy", as in "aaah, Miss boyed you!" consequent to an Exercise Of Discipline.
( Shedside, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 13:08, Reply)

Some old, one brand new.
"Timmies" are how my friends who work at the local welfare office refer to those who recieve a disability pension. From the Southpark character of course.

Asking a mate "Go down for a dollar?" isn't a request for oral pleasure. It's shorthand for "I'm bored of this pub/club. Wanna go somewhere more interesting?" Used mainly towards the females in the group.

"Michelle" is a g-string. Used in public places to point out girls wearing anal floss without seeming to be a perve. "Is that Michelle?" "Yes, I think that's Michelle." "No, that's not Michelle."

Umm, "Anal Floss" hasn't been listed yet either. It's a g-string.

And one I've been meaning to coin for a while now. "Woo-plaint" As in "I'd like to make a woo-plaint." It's a complaint about something that's too good to ignore, but ends up sucking away great portions of your otherwise productive life, like spending hours reading these b3ta threads every week.
( Udderbelly A tale of four titties, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 12:54, Reply)

Not sure i its here or not
But "fugly" is the word- a lovely cross between fucking and ugly.

also "fair-dinkum" and "jerk-off", if the second one is allowed.

Thankyou.
(MissieMissie, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 12:49, Reply)

Ned Kelly
Officially the worst film ever made, and so anything that's rubbish, is completely Ned Kelly eg. 'that is fucking Ned'

Things that are incredibly good, are 'shooting monkeys'.
(MrVictim, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 12:42, Reply)