I don't think I'm the one who should apologise here.
Imagine if you will a small pub. It's a "local" pub but it's clientele come in all shapes, genders & sizes, from all walks of life and all corners of the globe.

One corner of the pub is reserved for those who like a good natter. It can get a bit repetitious and the humor is a mix of frat-boy and in-jokes but it's usually all in good fun. Another corner is set aside for those who like to share information with each other. They can be a lively bunch but mostly keep to themselves. In the 3rd corner we find those who can make funny moving pictures and draw spunking magenta cocks on other pics. Speaks for itself really. Funny shit to look at all day, everyday.
Finally we come to the story-tellers corner. This is a spot where the windbags do tend to gather. The landlord or a pub employee usually sets the topic (apparently thru some sort of democratic process) and the clients take turns telling their (sometimes true) tales based upon the topic.

When I first frequented this bar - mainly as purely a listener rather than a talker in the story corner, most of the story tellers would tell their tales and aside from some vigorous ribbing the audience would make their comments.
Things slowly started to change. It seemed as tho the most negative minded of the nattering mob, having got bored with the tautological banter where they were wanted something else, so many of them drifted over to the story-tellers corner.

This was also around the time that I became more of a teller than a listener. It also seems to be when some of the pubs problems started.[Maybe there is some correlation there - good-onya for spotting it!]
As story tellers told their tales they were often shouted down by the natterers or abused out-rightly as the natterers then took over the tales with their in jokes. To the point that there were even jokes about outdoor structures that store garden tools.
Surely jokes about the landlord's proclivity to stick his digits inside children would be funnier than that? No?
I mean these guys really are like flies on shit.
These days you head down to the pub and as you walk in the front door you pretty much get called a cunt for ordering your drink.

There have been many more people apart from me who have made far more effort to basically spoil the experience for everyone else, aside from their little cadre of in-jokers (however they seem just as happy to turn on each other too!).
So I'd like to apologise for my part in making this a shit pub. Because I decided I was sick of hearing the the same old dribbly shit-giving from a bunch of people who rarely actually head down to the pub to tell a story and have a laugh at others' stories and instead head down to the pub to hang pointless shit on the people there to share a story.

How many of us would actually listen and talk to these people in RL if they behaved the way they do online?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 5:09, 199 replies)

Primary school children
Shouldn't be let into pubs.
(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 5:30, closed)

Unless you are suggesting that we are all aged between 6 & 13
I don't get your point.
*Insert "the landlord enjoys fingering us" joke here*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 5:56, closed)

Well Played Sir!
Nail - meet head.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 6:19, closed)

Indeed.
It's gotten to the point where I generally stick my head in the door without saying anything, listen to the tenor of the conversation and just walk back out. Most of the time it just doesn't seem worth the effort, but I do so out of habit more than anything else.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 6:28, closed)

This ^^^
times 100.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:55, closed)

Aussie pubs must be waaaay different to Brit pubs.
We take the piss out of bullshitting, self-aggrandising pricks in pubs here.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:27, closed)

You musn't go out much then.
We'd lynch you here for being a whinging pommie wanker who collects "funny" stories off an internet site.

Cause it's not funny.
JSYK.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:42, closed)

You beat people up for dicking about on the internet?
Blimey, that sounds like a cracking local.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:46, closed)

Jahled's baseball bat.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:49, closed)

Rory's Ninja assassin sword.
Also.... Stfu you skinny whinging pom.

Even the mankey old skimpy in my local wouldn't serve you.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:31, closed)

You Talking To Me?
Missed that AB - mainly 'cos you rarely say anything worth replying to so I kinda skip over your drivel most of the time.

"Aussie pubs must be waaaay different to Brit pubs.
We take the piss out of bullshitting, self-aggrandising pricks in pubs here."

No you fucking don't. You might whisper to your mates but you don't have the bottle or the backup to take the piss out of someone in a pub. To be fair, I wouldn't either. Taking the piss out of someone in the pub generally leads to fisticuffs. Something to be avoided unless I have no other choice.

And Aussie pubs are pretty much the same as Brit pubs. Except nobody drinks 4X over here.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:05, closed)

Blimey, you must drink with some wankers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:34, closed)

Nah..
Can't recall having a drink with you....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:39, closed)

Oh man, that's a killer zinger right there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:30, closed)

I'd use a hammer if I was you.
Lol, that was a joke. I would actually kill myself if I was you.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:30, closed)

tl:dr?
Most of the wankers from /talk have turned /qotw into an internet wasteland due to their constant negative input. & I'm kinda sorry because a lot of my responses to them has not improved the website.
Kinda.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 6:24, closed)

Here's a top tip - if you want a funny, amusing funny stories page, post funny, amusing and mostly credible stories on said page.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:05, closed)

Your turn then.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:42, closed)

Way to miss the point, Dr. Einstein.
Why would anyone bother taking the time to write something funny?

The standard reaction now is for one of you shitflinging chimps to either; aggressively accuse the poster of lying, which wasn't entertaining the first time you did it, so the 1,00th time is almost physically painful, or to just hijack the whole thing and drag it off into yet another bickering match.

Ringofyre certianly has posted interesting and amusing stuff in the past. He rarely does it now, and I know exactly why. He has explained it very precisely in this thread.

You on the other hand don't get it. You still think calling people liars, cunts, or lying cunts is worth doing.

Anyway, to go back to the analogy, what you've managed to do is chase all the interesting posters out of the pub. Now you're complaining that it's full of idiots. Well, you're hogging the bar there son, if you want something better, move aside.
(username failed moderation, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:21, closed)

I've seen plenty of responses from AB and others acknowledging stories that are funny.
If it doesn't happen as often it is probably because a page full of "Great story mate!" posts is a lot duller than, say, calling an obvious liar a liar and them getting upset by it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:25, closed)

You lost all credibility at teh 'Ringofyre certainly has posted interesting and amusing stuff in the past'
Unless by 'interesting and amusing' you meant 'barely literate and desperately upset'.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:29, closed)

In your
opinion, of course.

Anyway, if you prefer ABs relentless drivel, have at it. I'm not going to waste time persuading you otherwise.

Time for a time out, I reckon.
(username failed moderation, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:41, closed)

Oh now, we all enjoyed finding out that QOTW moral guardian Ringofyre is married but advertising on OKcupid.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:39, closed)

Bit slow on the uptake there old bean.
Maybe you should spend less time here and more time attending to your missus.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:42, closed)

I would do, but her boss objects to it in office hours.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:48, closed)

Another
day off?!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:55, closed)

Change The Record....

( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:19, closed)

And here's another one.
The moral guardian who spends his time humiliating his colleagues.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:36, closed)

Err
I know. Complete bastard I am. Going around, humiliting people.

"We take the piss out of bullshitting, self-aggrandising pricks"

"Some stories are funny because they're well...funny. Some stories are funny because picking the holes in the blatant lie, mocking a pompous arse or deflating a fevered ego is also, funny"

Can you see any contradictions on what you accuse me of and what you've posted just in this thread?

Cheers

Nice ninja-edit there AB. Calling for people to post literate posts then spelling humiliating wrong must have been, well, humiliating....
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:46, closed)

Says the wanker
who published a fail archive.

Fucking hell, you really have no sense of what a hypocritical tool you appear to be. It's as if any brain cells that should have been labelled "self awareness" got missed out.

In short, you come out as something of a sociopath without the superficial charm.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:52, closed)

That's an interesting definition of hypocrisy there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:27, closed)

No self-awareness whatsoever

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:33, closed)

I like funny stories.
Some stories are funny because they're well...funny. Some stories are funny because picking the holes in the blatant lie, mocking a pompous arse or deflating a fevered ego is also, funny.

I bet you used to write letters of complaint to Speak You're Branes didn't you?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:42, closed)

How many of us would actually listen and talk to these people in RL if they behaved the way they do online?

That's probably why they spend so much time in here- no one in the real world wants to be bothered with them.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 6:31, closed)

Probably closer to the truth than they'd let you believe.

(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 7:55, closed)

How's your phone?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:29, closed)

I certainly wouldn't listen or talk to you in RL.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 7:32, closed)

At least read my book.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:43, closed)

What, putting up private posters of them in the public domain, that sort of thing?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:02, closed)

Oh well played.
You've managed to entrap all four of the drearies in one fell swoop. For a moment I thought this was the real ringofire.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:12, closed)

You can tell they're really one person because occasionally he forgets that one of is supposed to be semi-literate.
Mind you, his breakdown probably isn't helping things.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:39, closed)

I dunno what's happened to baldmonkey, he used to be funny :-(

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:20, closed)

Can somebody just ban all the whiners. Please. It's almost depressing to watch them.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:13, closed)

watch be one of
(username failed moderation, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:24, closed)

The flies are out early this morning
How many of them do you think will have a go but claim not to be upset, despite sounding just the opposite?

They are sort of proving your point.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:13, closed)

Cheers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:39, closed)

I can only assume you're thanking me for pointing out your failings.
Cheers.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:51, closed)

Best use of the Legless Gambit in this thread so far.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:46, closed)

Least intelligent reply in this thread so far.
Please keep up.

Sometimes I think even you don't listen to the background noise that is yourself.

I do feel slightly guilty for laughing at you though.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:59, closed)

Is this the most drawn out flounce in history?
Are you leaving or not?
Perhaps if you do, things might get better again.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 8:53, closed)

I don't know about you Tangles, but I'm getting uncomfrtable taking the piss our a man who's so clearly having a breakdown in the wake of his marriage breakdown.
It's heartbreaking really, he was on here all over christmas.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:46, closed)

I wouldn't worry about ringo, he has 'Plenty more websites in the favorites menu'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:52, closed)

Hahahahaha

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:54, closed)

I find it interesting that you guys all seem to think
that you know so much more about my state of mental health and the state of my marriage than I do.

Really.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 6:05, closed)

The funny thing about people in the middle of a mental breakdown
is that they rarely understand that they're in the middle of a mental breakdown.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 8:14, closed)

Are you the pub's bouncer, then?
As an aside, I really regret looking at your profile.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:15, closed)

This is the best answer today.
You go home with a prize.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:22, closed)

Another one?
Woo-hoo!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:17, closed)

I have to say tho
Legless came fucking close with -
"Except nobody drinks 4X over here." Ahh, you can take the boy out of Queensland...
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:19, closed)

b fl
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:21, closed)

End of the day,
whether you agree with me or not - this ain't exactly working is it?

So now I have a suggestion for qotw.

How do we fix it?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:47, closed)

Get rid of it

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:48, closed)

you're barred

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:51, closed)

Be less shit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:51, closed)

^ Aside from these "helpful" suggestions...

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:55, closed)

Kill yourself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 9:56, closed)

That's a pretty irresponsible thing to say to someone who's clearly teetering on the brink

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:53, closed)

I hate to say it..
but I think QOTW has run its course and nicely summarised why in the op
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:03, closed)

No way!
I love it!
( Ken Oath, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:08, closed)

It's quite simple.
Tell a concise, literate, coherent, amusing and, ideally, believable story.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:34, closed)

To be fair though AB...
That probably still wouldn't work, would it?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:45, closed)

It's not a question of fixing QOTW.
QOTW is the sum of its parts, which broadly speaking are only the posts.

So, the posts need fixing. Few of them relate to the questions any more.

Be less shit is actually as good an answer as there is. The problem is it's the shit posters demanding that there is less shit posted.
(username failed moderation, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:11, closed)

ignore the people you don't want to hear from you fucking spoon.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:39, closed)

How we fix it
is very simple.

Basically, you can't respond to a post until you've posted yourself on that week's entry.

If the entry you post is obviously shit (an in-joke, a dreadful pun rather than a good one) or just complete nonsense - it gets removed and your right to reply to QoTW for that week is suspended.

If your reply is just "LIES" or any form of in-joke - it gets deleted. No more responses for you to QoTW for that week.

3 strikes and you're out. Three reasons to delete your posts or responses, and you and your IP address are banned forever.

Fuck up your first post to QoTW by breaking these rules - banned forever.

That would fix it pure and simple. Mods - are you listening

Signed, yet another person not really willing to contribute to QoTW anymore due to the high quotient of wankers on here.

Awaiting the inevitable response from the usual suspects to this post in 3,2,1...
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:45, closed)

Rather draconian.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:51, closed)

Yes, well
desperate times, desperate measures. Being unregulated means QoTW is dying on its arse.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:53, closed)

It's the continual moaning about QOTW that's killing it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:54, closed)

Fix it
and there would be moaning. Keeping everything on-topic would sort of do that, would it not ?
(TheImmortalJenkins, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:56, closed)

Or people could just grow some balls and stop whimpering and crying like a schoolgirl every time somebody takes the piss out of them.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 19:46, closed)

Better version of banning people forever
is to put their username and password up for the first person to grab.
(username failed moderation, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:12, closed)

You really did come to completely the wrong fucking website, didn't you?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 19:35, closed)

I bet you're a riot at parties
(cs1ca, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 19:37, closed)

The mods can't even be bothered to fix search, what makes you think they're gonna set up all these ridiculous rules you've suggested and then police QOTW like it's some sore of strict fucking communist state?
You are a shit person with terrible ideas
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:14, closed)

Have you considered the possibility that your attitude is the problem here?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:34, closed)

Looking at some of the shit-flinging here -
Rory's attacking Loon about BGB, I've bought up Jahled's baseball bat (& Rory's sword - but I have to say I don't really think that counts), I've given Battered shit about banging on about apeloverage's book, AB's brought up a number of refs. including Albert Marshmallow and (I think) ctrl_del_alt (via a link, no less!) and tangledupinblue thinks I'm flouncing and shit.

Happy, sociable bunch, aren't we?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:16, closed)

Gr8 story m8!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:18, closed)

Cheers!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:43, closed)

Careful Now
That's trademarked....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:07, closed)

This thread wouldn't be complete without:

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:47, closed)

Or indeed..

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 10:50, closed)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:36, closed)

YES.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:12, closed)

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:42, closed)

Who is this bloke anyway?

( Ken Oath, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:09, closed)

Only the most famous and respected actor in Britain.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:14, closed)

Michael Caine?

( Ken Oath, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:28, closed)

I don't think Caine ever graced those hallowed cobbled streets.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:38, closed)

A character
from Coronation Street. Don't really know or care where the meme came from.
Tellingly the lines seem so blurred between fantasy and reality to tangled that he can't tell the difference between actor and character.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 21:06, closed)

You are correct.
However if it had not been posted by you, AB, Rory or Monty and a few others it might have had a whiff of originality.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:13, closed)

Please don't do anything stupid hun
There are people who can help. Maybe you just need someone to listen.

(that person isn't me, though, as your post is tl but unfortunately I did r and I really regret doing so)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:03, closed)

For fuck's sake get over it
If you don't like the comments just ignore them, if you can't ignore them then delete your account and kill yourself.





cheers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:05, closed)

Perhaps there's a 'door' where you can 'leave' this 'pub'.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:12, closed)

Outside?
I'm pretty sure this pub has the windows boarded up.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:34, closed)

It's like the Winchester
only the zombies outside have more brains than the clientele.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 21:07, closed)

you're an idiot. You're making it worse by carrying on bringing it up every fucking week,
Put them on ignore, post your stories or just Fuck off. I've given people shit for bullshit stories, and taken the piss, and most who don't like me will have ignored me. You keep banging on about it like some qotw crusader that no one fucking wants. The mods put in 2.0, it is stupid but it does exactly what you want and silences the fuckwits that ruin it for you. Shut up. Just fucking stop it
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:36, closed)

This reply wins.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:39, closed)

This.
With extra fuck off.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:54, closed)

Taken under advisement.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:58, closed)

The correct answer is to
accuse him of getting cross on the internet, and make an estimation of how many minutes it will be till he flounces.
(username failed moderation, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:33, closed)

This is all true.
Though it does read as just a little bit upset & online.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:33, closed)

I was in a very bad mood this morning.
I
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 15:32, closed)

Trust your mood has improved somewhat?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 20:52, closed)

feeeling right chipper today thanks ringo.
still think you're a tool though.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:41, closed)

If I even remotely cared about what you had to say, that migh've hurt.
A little.

Have a good one.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 23 Jan 2013, 1:25, closed)

How come Windypig isn't a MOD?
Doesn't he finger enough dogs for you? Eh? You people disgust me.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:17, closed)

Hooray for common sense!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:39, closed)

The man clearly doesn't have a fucking clue how to run a pub.
Or indeed how to post on a comedy forum without getting extremely upset and having a massive internet breakdown. I hope you can talk some sense into him windy.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:05, closed)

It's
evolution, and to be expected. And whilst a glass of whine seems appropriate, QOTW's entertainment value is ultimately whatever one wishes it to be.

I'm the chap in the corner with the soda water reading the paper.
(roysin, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:37, closed)

Genuine
"cheers".
*clink*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 11:57, closed)

Cheers
*clink*

*accidentally spills drink over ringofyre*

Er, sorry.
(roysin, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:05, closed)

That's not your 1st "soda water" is it?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:08, closed)

Genuine mistake, sorry
*wipes ringofyre's jacket, leaves print stains*

*knocks over said's drink*

*trips over table leg, falls into next table, knocks drinks over punters*

*gets up, slips, falls over pool cue rack, cue hits jukebox which starts playing yakkity sax*

*gets hit in face by cream pie*

*makes for door*

Sorry!
(roysin, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:35, closed)

It's like complaining that telly's crap.
Switch it off, then.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 12:48, closed)

You could always take a leaf out of your own book
You did choose to comment on this thread. You could have ignored it.
Or are you the guardian of B3TA now?
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:22, closed)

Yes I am, and you'd do well to remember that.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:32, closed)

Maybe, just maybe,
he's not the one who's upset?
This whole thread is a complete waste of time, isn't it?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:36, closed)

I think the accusations about people being upset is a tad overused.
It seems to be the stock answer for the hard-of-thinking.

Personally I think this thread has sort of proven the point Ringo was trying to make. Although I'll probably be accused of flouncing, being upset, boring, or using the Legless gambit instead of a witty or God forbid intelligent reply being said in response.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:43, closed)

And so it continues.
Anyway, my work here is done, so I'll be riding my Accord into the sunset.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 13:45, closed)

You seem a little upset, here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:30, closed)

Too subtle.

(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 7:08, closed)

Honestly?
I've never received any of this 'abuse' stuff on anything I've posted, as infrequently as I bother.

Also, everything you post is tedious and awful.
(cs1ca, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:03, closed)

You appear to have totally gotten QOTW all wrong by posting amusing stories.
You fucking cunt,
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:28, closed)

It's worse than that.

I get the taking the piss bit, too.
(cs1ca, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:34, closed)

^ singlehandedly ruining the internet

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 13:30, closed)

This pub you are asking me to imagine,
it's not a real pub is it?
It's creepy when you get metaphorical on us.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 14:54, closed)

If anyone fancies coming out clubbing after last orders we're all heading over to /talk.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:09, closed)

I've got nothing to share
just wanted to have a post here as everyone else seems to be doing so.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:05, closed)

There are probably more posts here than the rest of the QOTW combined.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:28, closed)

I like it when a post goes nuclear,
but it's just not the same without JMG flooding it with Steve Macdonald pictures (the token efforts, above, are just that).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 16:50, closed)

Cheers
This is great for racking up my "ignore" column.

*reaches over the bar*

Have one on the house.
( clockworkrat has nice pants, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 17:45, closed)

Wait, so you've come into this thread specifically to look for people to ignore?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 18:08, closed)

Oh yes
Would you like to join them?
( clockworkrat has nice pants, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:30, closed)

Yes please.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 8:12, closed)

Cheers.
After roysin's clumsiness last night, I'm staying dry.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 21 Jan 2013, 21:02, closed)

Have this 'soda' instead
or would some sherbert be more to your taste?
( clockworkrat has nice pants, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 22:30, closed)

That sounds a bit noncey....
but yes, I'd love some Lemon sherrrrrr-berrrrrt.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 5:49, closed)

Please feel free to put me on ignore.
I'm against ignore 2.0 on principle but I wouldn't miss you.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 23:44, closed)

I might miss you

( clockworkrat has nice pants, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 0:01, closed)

The worst thing is, I bet you are really proud of this searing insight, aren't you?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:07, closed)

Nope.
I'm not sober either you pontificating cunt.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 9:13, closed)

You're lovely, you are.
I bet you get lots of cuddles.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 10:18, closed)

Now you are being
all nice & lovely.

Fuck off, you can't have my gin you fucking teetotal.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 12:09, closed)