I have been hearing
that story about Orangejello and Lemonjello for 10+years; they were legendary in the Atlanta area. Also supposedly in Columbus GA there were twins named Hotel and Motel.
(Hannah_Fruit, Mon 30 Aug 2004, 4:05, Reply)

more from nz
Where I work, there's Dick Newdick, Rod Cumming and John H Ung (quite why he insists on the H I don't know ...).

My wife works with a Drew Peacock (say it out loud a few times).

Oh, there's also a Steve Ball at work. Which isn't very funny until you see his login id BALLS.
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 30 Aug 2004, 3:59, Reply)

i hope my brother hasn't already posted this
my mum's cousin used to be the registrar for births deaths and marriages in NZ. amongst the gems that she collected from him over the years are:

Benson and Hedges (twins)
Lesbiona and Dirkshit (twins - i kid you not)
My Own Revenge
Worthy Relief
Christmas Naughty

and, my personal favourite:

Joseph Holiday Express Cocoa Bean.
(jamtart, Mon 30 Aug 2004, 3:49, Reply)

6 more wankers.
Jonathan Wank
Wendy Wank
Jordan Wank
Kenny Wank
Thomas Wanker
Irina Wanka

Oh and in australia we have the "gimpi muster".
(That guy with a hat., Mon 30 Aug 2004, 2:50, Reply)

His Mum & Dad must have liked Thunderbirds...
Virgil Mary, nickname Virgin Mary.
(Julian Coped, Mon 30 Aug 2004, 2:48, Reply)

and Ryu.
his name is ryu.Haryukin!
(That guy with a hat., Mon 30 Aug 2004, 2:45, Reply)

NZ is full of them
we also used to have a professional athelete called Dick Quax and he had a porn star mo' as well
(DWF, Mon 30 Aug 2004, 2:42, Reply)

also there is Liu-Ming Poon
and the proof is here
(That guy with a hat., Mon 30 Aug 2004, 2:38, Reply)

Gabriel De Cunto
yes thats right Gabriel De Cunto.have a look at the movies he's been involved in here
(That guy with a hat., Mon 30 Aug 2004, 2:35, Reply)

In darkest NZ
there is a bloke called Dwaine Pype & I knew a girl in Reading who's surname name was Bollock she didn't tell many people that for some reason tho - that is all
(DWF, Mon 30 Aug 2004, 2:09, Reply)

pudding snacks...
when my mom worked as a teachers aid, one of her co-workers brought up the names of two african-american twins she had worked with at an Atlanta, GA elementary school: Orangejello and Lemonjello (pronounce oh-ran-gel-oh and leh-mon-gel-oh).
(iank, Mon 30 Aug 2004, 1:24, Reply)

Someone I know has a mother named 'Gay Shakeshaft'. Hohoholarious.
(Fenriz-Hates Goffiks, Mon 30 Aug 2004, 1:23, Reply)

luna loves you reminded me of this...
...i knew a Forrest Gump.do you think he could run fast?he was too pudgy to run,mind you it was fun to yell "run Forrest,run!" and watch him waddle away!I hear he ran across america...
(That guy with a hat., Mon 30 Aug 2004, 1:21, Reply)

There's a girl at the university where I work
who has adopted a lab coat from an ex-student. The name emblazened boldly on the breast pocket is 'I. Ming'.
(Dazbert, Mon 30 Aug 2004, 0:59, Reply)

almost forgot...
my ex used to work a postal route and heard some real good ones, or eternal favorite was gay wiener
(killbunnie23, Mon 30 Aug 2004, 0:18, Reply)

we had one in my school
justin case *groan*
(killbunnie23, Mon 30 Aug 2004, 0:17, Reply)

Mr Nick King and his sister Joe
Did these people have parents who despised children, rather think so.

Nick looks an awful lot like penfold...
(eddieheadache, Sun 29 Aug 2004, 23:45, Reply)

Mr Randy Bird II
He used this chat up line (cos I told him to)
'hello Im Randy Bird, are you?'
(eddieheadache, Sun 29 Aug 2004, 23:43, Reply)

Mr Randy Bird
When I was at uni there was this american guy called Randy Bird. He'd heard that bird meant woman, but, being american had no concept of what randy was. To top it all he looked like Rolf Harris and people used to take the piss out of him, cept he hadnt got a clue who he was either...
(eddieheadache, Sun 29 Aug 2004, 23:42, Reply)

Turkish names
My friends and I met a group of Turkish students whilst underage drinking on a green in Cambridge (as you do). We introduced ourselves, got chatting and only then got around to asking their names. I forget most of them, but one in particular stands out: her name was Minge.

Cue much choking on beer as we struggled to control our hysterics, while this poor girl looked on confused. We entirely failed at finding a nice way to explain it to her and had to give it to her straight - the look of horror on her face was priceless!

She insisted that everyone call her Claire from then on.
(crayongirl, Sun 29 Aug 2004, 23:25, Reply)

Frank Zappa
Not only is his daughter named Moon Unit, but his son is named Dweezil(sp). Poor children.
(Luna loves you., Sun 29 Aug 2004, 22:51, Reply)

My mum knew a chap called Neil Down...
( Gataki, Sun 29 Aug 2004, 21:38, Reply)

burn it!
My last name is Witcher. My being a strange, strange little girl made for a lot of "witch" jokes. But by far the best derivitive is "It's colder then a Witcher's tit."
I also have known people named Forrest Green and Sterling White.
(Luna loves you., Sun 29 Aug 2004, 21:15, Reply)

cockburn
In the current olympics there is an american gymnast called something cockburn lol sorry i couldn't remember the first name. she won gold in team gymnastics
(the monk, Sun 29 Aug 2004, 20:57, Reply)

Choirmaster Bate
When I was in my early teens I sang in a church choir. The choirmaster was Donald Bate. Nowt wrong with that but once at a wedding I heard somebody refer to choirmaster Bate... I gave it all up.

There's more...

Back in my home town there are two estate agents known as Crook and Blight
(ravabelli, Sun 29 Aug 2004, 20:40, Reply)

I used to work for an insurance company..........
...and we had a client called Mr Glasscock. I kid you not.

One of the best ones though was a call to my mother (also working there). The lady on the other end of the phone asking about the policy she had taken out for her daughter sy-oh-barn (phonetically).

My dad worked with an Ivan Overall, and a guy Brian Allen, who due to spelling mistakes on his personnel files, which were stored by surname, was known as the Alien Brain.

My maiden name was a classic though, it wasnt till I pointed out to my parents in my teens they noticed I was (to my class at school) Mary "had a little" Lambert......
(mary magdalen, Sun 29 Aug 2004, 18:25, Reply)

my old textiles teacher
had the surname 'Manley'...therefore she was miss Manley. oooh the irony.
(rainmaker is 98% lurker., Sun 29 Aug 2004, 17:53, Reply)

probably been mentioned
But I have a book on PHP cowritten by a Wankyu Choi.
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sun 29 Aug 2004, 17:10, Reply)