Fed up of pesky trick or treaters?
Simply spray paint the word "Nonce" on your front door.
(Martin Anus, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 15:38, Reply)

TOP TIP for nonces
put sockcooker on ignore
this tip also works for non-nonces
(littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 21 Aug 2024, 20:04, 1 reply, 6 months ago)

TOP TIP for nonces:
When someone aerosol sprays "KILL THE NONCE" on the front of your house, simply add an 'S' to the start to give "SKILL THE NONCE" and it will look like you're just running training classes to rehabilitate nonces into society.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 15:31, Reply)

TOP TIP for nonces:
When someone aerosol sprays "KILL THE NONCE" on the front of your house, simply add an 'S' to the end to give "KILL THE NONCES" and it will look like you're just making a political statement.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 9 Jun 2024, 11:27, 2 replies, latest was 8 months ago)

Spit Pot

(littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 9 Oct 2023, 21:48, 1 reply, 1 year ago)

Please suggest a funny "top tip" that users of B3ta.com might enjoy


ChatGPT
Certainly! Here's a funny "top tip" that users of B3ta.com might enjoy:

"Want to instantly upgrade your selfie game? Simply attach a small mirror to your pet's collar. Every selfie will now feature your best 'furry friend' in the perfect photobomb position. Plus, it's a great conversation starter for those awkward family gatherings!"

Remember, humor can be subjective, so feel free to adjust the tip to fit the tone and style of the B3ta.com community and their sense of humor.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 11 Sep 2023, 22:01, 1 reply, 1 year ago)

Pushing 2019 off the board again

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 13:49, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

Pushing 2019 off the board

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 30 Jul 2023, 16:56, 3 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

How To Pick Up Women:
Spread feet apart, stand firmly, wrap your arms around their waist, squeeze gently but securely, and lift upwards.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Jul 2023, 12:48, 1 reply, 2 years ago)

 
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:35, 3 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

Keith Arsewank

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 29 Mar 2023, 20:39, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

can't be arsed to check your own website for a useable joke for the site's weekly newsletter?
Just check your twitter account and post something from that instead
(littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Tue 7 Mar 2023, 17:13, Reply)

Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 5 Mar 2023, 20:45, Reply)

Can you move Login to somewhere it's not so easy to press it on purpose on mobile view? Or add an "are you sure?" Thanks hun.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 1 Feb 2023, 8:07, 1 reply, 2 years ago)

everyone reads this bit

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 1 Jan 2023, 19:57, 3 replies, latest was 2 years ago)

no one reads this bit

(littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 1 Dec 2022, 10:40, 4 replies, latest was 1 year ago)

arseboon dilbaro

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 13 Oct 2022, 10:18, 1 reply, 2 years ago)

What to do if you eat something too spicy
If you eat spicy food and feel like you are going to die from the spicy food, you just put a little salt in your mouth, drink it, rinse your mouth, and it will stop being spicy. You can also drink milk to quickly relieve spicy.
(shubin geroge, Thu 13 Oct 2022, 10:11, Reply)

Tired of scrolling through pages of user-generated content to find a joke for the newsletter?
No need! Simply re-use jokes from previous newsletters, over and over again.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 9:42, Reply)

arseboon dilbaro

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Aug 2022, 20:21, Reply)

Top Tips " - says Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 25 Jul 2022, 20:12, Reply)

INVISIBLE GRAGGLE

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jun 2022, 20:15, 1 reply, 3 years ago)

Bugs and feature requests (6946 stories)

(littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 11:09, 3 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

Top Tips (6945 stories)

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 14 May 2022, 16:49, 3 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

Malcolm Ecstasy is a camel knobber

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 22:29, Reply)

Malcolm Ecstasy is a camel knobber

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 Mar 2022, 22:49, Reply)

Malcolm Ecstasy is a camel knobber

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 21 Mar 2022, 20:13, 2 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

as you seem to read this one more than BAFR
there is still spam on the links board and in the calendar
(littlemix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 8 Jan 2022, 12:29, 2 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

Want to navigate your way to the Talk board,
but can't be bothered to type it in the address bar of your browser and/or save it in your 'favourites'?

Simply click on the Calendar link at the top of your screen. There's a link the Talk board there that the mods haven't thought to remove, because they abandoned Calendar to the spambots years ago.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 30 Dec 2021, 16:24, 6 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

Create the title for the next James Bond film
By incorporating the words "gold" and "die" in a phrase that sounds like it means something but is actually nonsense when you really think about it.
( krang, Fri 12 Nov 2021, 9:58, 2 replies, latest was 3 years ago)