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Got a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."

(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Shove it up your arse

(, Wed 4 May 2016, 20:58, 1 reply, 2 years ago)
Read old qotw by pooflake to see some racisms
Its well unlol.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2016, 8:33, Reply)

Wait by the dog poo bins for free, piping-hot mitten warmers.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 15:21, Reply)
Jewn

(, Thu 25 Feb 2016, 13:53, 1 reply, 2 years ago)
LUDLOW: 4.50 Mendip Express 4-6

(, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 10:45, Reply)
Fuzzy Felt

(, Fri 29 Jan 2016, 15:38, Reply)
Run out of ideas for a website you barely care about?
Simply steal features from Viz.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 13:32, Reply)
Got heartburn acid indigestion?
Dissolve bicarbonate of soda with water and drink it. Works better than rennie, cheaper and you can let out a huge burp!
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 20:20, Reply)
Wear a noose as a tie for a job interview. In case it all goes wrong.

(, Fri 15 Jan 2016, 18:10, Reply)
Tosser, go away

(, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 19:52, Reply)
Never, ever, ever bloody anything ever.

(, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:35, Reply)
fuck a horse

(, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 7:59, Reply)
set fire to yourself

(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 14:59, Reply)
wank wank wank wank wanky wank wank wank wank wank wank wank

(, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 17:14, Reply)
avoid suspicion from the police
By not mumbling allha akbar in the electronics section of maplins
(, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 19:32, 4 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
Don't make long term plans with Sinead O'Connor.

(, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 17:14, Reply)
Prevent sneezing
By paying a professional executioner to follow you round with an axe and instructions to sever your head if you sneeze.
(, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:39, Reply)
kill yourself
you'll have everything you ever wanted
(, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 13:36, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
Whale fat
makes an excellent renewable biological alternative to dirty and expensive oil-based fuels
(, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 20:45, 2 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
Saying Jesus Christ
five times whilst looking into a mirror will make someone rush into the bathroom thinking you've cut yourself shaving quite badly.
(, Wed 28 Oct 2015, 17:36, Reply)

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