Folks,
Anyone want a QOTW talkboard?

Go to feature requests and click I like this on the request I posted!

Then we'll not have to butcher every QOTW board with random shite!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:26, Reply)

Disasterprone
With me it's not personal names but company names. When bored (which happens a lot) I have called my mates (via their p.a's) and pretended to be a representative from:

'Bowl-lux' Industries
'4Q2' Computer Services
'Jazz' Magazine

and my personal favourite:

'S.H.' I.T supplies

oh, how I laugh when they call me a 'pointless twat'
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:25, Reply)

And I have photos
available for a small fee.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:19, Reply)

not so much the tip..
but you've all seen mine... so know the size..

and you know I'm a trombonist.

My tongue has a top tip =)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:15, Reply)

Either
you like girls too or you are very flexible
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:06, Reply)

Ahem!
I have absolutly no cock but also have very good cunnilungus skills.

Make of that what you will!
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:04, Reply)

I find that when bored
and calling companies up for info, substituting a humorous name for your own is a laugh. So far I have managed

Mike Hunt
Fernando Flaps
Frank Pickalilly
Ringo Bingo
Mickey Mayo
Greg Gorgonzola
Mario Kart
Andrew A-Hole
Anal Gollum
Hans Downtrousers
Trevor Ringstinger
Ivor Greencock
Peter Phile
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I have never met rachelswipe
...so I have idea what she's like as a person beyond her always-enjoyable QOTW posts. Although I did check out her pic, I cannot comment on her appearance as I am a married man and value my 'nads.

However, for the record I wish to make it known that I also have a massive cock and excellent cunnilingus skills.
( reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:01, Reply)

tiptoptip
Use the time spent waiting for the qotw to change to go and do some work.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:59, Reply)

Further to Swipe's Comment below
Not only are we all lovely, we all have massive cocks and excellent cunnilingus skills.

So fuck off.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:55, Reply)

Bitchesdontknowaboutmydiabeetus
Dude,

RS is very pleasant, intelligent, and knowing her I can say she's well worth a go, or more accurately, a pretty attractive woman...

Perhaps you should acclimatise yourself to the people on boards and become an accepted part of the community before opening your trap...

You're entitled to an opinion, but not be offensive.

Oh, and if you don't like the clique, join it (It's open to all!) or fuck off to /talk!

Your semi-literate cunt.

Were your parents related before marriage?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:48, Reply)

Before slagging off rachelswipe
Just don't.

Oh and hell hath no fury etc.
( abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:45, Reply)

Relatively new members (say... 6 months or so)
If you've only been here for 6 months, have only posted 5 things, (3 of which were not related to QOTW and 2 of which are plain grumbling and 1 of which was just downright rude) Then maybe you'd accept the guidance that you'd look like less of a pillock if you simply remained quiet.

Plus... saying that you think a lass (who's sultry look and smiley eyes awaken filthy feelings in anyone worth of the label "man") is "A bit of a dog" only goes to highlight how *little* you know about womenfolk.

Top-Tip:
Go back to the playground and ..... "Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers."
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:22, Reply)

Bitchesdontknowaboutmydiabeetus
doesn't deserve an opinion!

top tip: don't post horrid things about strangers who never did/said anything to you. it just makes you look like a cunt of a twat.

unlike pjm and pooflake and humpty and abefroman and disasterprone and frankspencer, who are very lovely.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:55, Reply)

Curry
Chinese food and the remains of a mate's curry are not a good combination. Especially not when combined with red wine. And whatever you do...DO NOT add beer to the mix.
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:36, Reply)

pooflake
in porn it may be fine

in education they seem to look down on it :o(
( zulu eh?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:34, Reply)

zulu
rubbing yourself provocatively in front of your work mates is positively encouraged in the p0rn industry

only not so much in an open office environment...as I've just discovered to my cost.

I'll get me coat...and my p45
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:31, Reply)

PJM
Yeah yeah yeah

- but does she put out?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:25, Reply)

Before starting to rub yourself provocatively
make sure you're not at work surrounded by your collegues...
( zulu eh?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:24, Reply)

Bitchesdontknowaboutmydiabeetus
Everyone has their own personal opinion, which is fine and everything however in a rare moment of seriousness I need to say this:

I have had the priviledge of knowing rachelswipe personally and can safely say that she's one of the warmest, funniest people I know. She's also a human being with feelings and insecurities like the rest of us.

I can personally vouch for the fact that she scrubs up just fine... To resort to te popular vernacular, I would...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:23, Reply)

Top Tip

I find that putting posts onto the 'top tips' QOTW helps to pass the time whilst waiting for another new one to start up.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:21, Reply)

Bitchesdontknowaboutmydiabeetus
Entitled as you are to your opinion, what you've said there is tantamount to treason on these hallowed pages.

EDIT: especially as some of us thought she was brilliant before we saw what she looked like

EDIT 2: Brains, great personality and beauty can sometimes be a difficult combination to live with every day (believe me, I know)

meh

Anyhoo, when is the next QOTW gonna kick in?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:02, Reply)

Rachelswipe
Nowhere near as tasty as everyone makes out. Bit of a dog really.
(Bitchesdontknowaboutmydiabeetus Do you have diabeetus?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:48, Reply)

Similar
Women -

If what we say can be interpreted in 1 of 2 ways, and 1 of those ways makes you feel angry and sad - we meant the other one.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:54, Reply)

Wimmin! Take everything personally.
Everything that's done, said or implied is actually all about you and was meant as an insult.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 15:35, Reply)

Music Fans
Put James Blunt under a Pyramid, see if he dies.
(kitescreech still here, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 10:52, Reply)

EDITORS FANS!
Save your hard earned student loan money by spending five pounds on 'substance' by Joy Division.

All the songs are the same, recorded over 25 years earlier and you can get them cheaper!
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 0:33, Reply)

If you place a sharp thing under a Blunt,
it pyramids. Try this today, and see!
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:09, Reply)

Did you know that...
..if you place a blunt thing under a pyramid, it sharpens?

Only it doesn't.
(FightingComet got Boost Power on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:20, Reply)