I got stuck in traffic on my way to work.
Does that count?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:24, 2 replies)

No,
THIS is the end.
(GeorgeOfTheJungle has seen what it does to a penny, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)

This is the end...

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:02, Reply)

Let's just be glad we have this time to spend together.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 13 Mar 2014, 8:14, 2 replies)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 7:49, Reply)

Don't go breaking my heart

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 7:40, Reply)

I won't go breaking your heart

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 7:39, Reply)

alright
Alt- morning
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 6:56, Reply)

How very meta.

( clockworkrat has nice pants, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:55, 4 replies)

is this now question of the fortnight?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:58, 2 replies)

i like breasts

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:50, 4 replies)

What's love got to do with it?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:03, 2 replies)

what is love?

(Eukanuba, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:43, 5 replies)

Is this the real life?

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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:58, 6 replies)

I think this would revitalise things
this

Bit of a retrospective... see where we were, what we've become
( rofl harris, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:54, 12 replies)

Rob Fairholm was trapped in a vicious circle of self loathing, life failure and unwarranted moral grandstanding.
Whatever happened to him?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:37, 14 replies)

last!!!!
well, it was worth a try.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:15, Reply)

The Council erected an iron door...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJg2pkG4BN8
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Now might be a good time to recall some of the best bits of the past year's QOTW.
I liked it when knob fathomo drowned in his own 44,000 saltwater pool. Things definitely picked up after that.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:33, 17 replies)

I'm trapped in the chiro's waiting room
WHEN I COULD BE IN MY SALT WATER POOL
(BeatsWork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:37, Reply)

what have you seen on reddit recently?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:23, 13 replies)

So let the conspiracy theories start
My mate had her dog put down on Thursday. QOTW wasn't updated on Thursday, or even at all. Could it be that QOTW was really run by an obese, mildly retarded Golden Retriever?

In the interim, we'll just have to set our own questions.

Anyone know any good stories about sheds?
(gordonjcp, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 2:41, 2 replies)

A friend of mine
Once locked herself out of her hotel room. Needing a piss, she didn't put the light on as she didn't want to wake her hubby. Not sure why, as he's a deep sleeper. Anyway, stumbling around in the dark, she found a door, opened it thinking it was the one to the bathroom, and found herself locked out of the room and in the hotel corridor. Starkers.

Long story story short; she pissed on the CCTV camera, thus shorting the electrics and saving her blushes before managing to regain access to her room by rousing her husband from his deep slumber after five minutes of increasingly frantic knocking on the door.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:10, 11 replies)

I'm guessing you guys have already seen this?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 19:39, 1 reply)

Fucking lazy bastards. A 2 week question?
This place has gone to the dogs and no mistake and now even the modulators are admitting defeat.
Broken Britain! Broken B3ta! Broken biscuits!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:04, 13 replies)

i got stuck once
unpleasant. didn't like it much.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:36, 21 replies)

Mods are asleep
Quick, post anecdotes!
( Zuowan, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:37, 4 replies)

Yo back up now and give a brother room
The fuse is lit and I'm about to go boom
Mercy mercy mercy me
My life is a cage but on stage I'm free

SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:35, Reply)

I was once stuck in Garbage Compactor 3263827 one day.....
STAR WARS!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:27, 2 replies)