what's your favourite telly advert?
haha, remember mr.oizo?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:08, 36 replies)

I liked the vitalite adverts with the singing sunflowers.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:12, closed)

remember that one that went trio triiiii-o, i want a trio and i want one now
can't remember what it was for though, a biscuit maybe
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:18, closed)

You know that one about the red and blue cars that had a race and the blue one won because he only ate milky ways?
I wonder what that was selling. Blue cars or sutin, probably.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:21, closed)

Never put confectionary into the fuel tank of your dad's sports car.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:10, closed)

I only clicked on this to reply because
that's the EXACT thing I was gonna say. I fracking love that advert (it's in my youtube favourites list - tragedy) and now my mind is filled with piss.
(GeorgeOfTheJungle has seen what it does to a penny, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:35, closed)

Ooo-oh-oh,
me ears are alight.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:44, closed)

That was Maxell tapes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:57, closed)

Rerecord, not fade away.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:25, closed)

before your time

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:33, closed)

I used to like the ones where someone bet someone else that a third person drinks Carling Black Label
And then they used to sing Car-ling Black La-bel like it was a football chant or summat
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:43, closed)

Big bar Bandit is as big as a door!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:45, closed)

The red car and the blue car had a race
all red wants to do is stuff his face
he eats everything he sees
from trucks to prickly trees
but smart old blue he took the milky way

he’s looking for a chocolate treat
fluffy and light
cos he knows it won’t spoil his app-e-tite

mm mm MMMM!

oh no! the bridge has gone, old red can’t carry on
but smart old blue, he took the milky way
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:47, closed)

Actually that cartoon scared the shit out of me
The idea of a possessed car driving round eating people in their vehicles, kind of like a cartoon 'Christine'.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:54, closed)

I liked the advert when Pacers went from being plain green to green and white stripes.
where a bunch of retards said 'Stripes!!??!' as if it were the most shocking thing that had ever happened.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:19, closed)

!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=61l4F3Q-uBg
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:20, closed)

Putting a stripe into a chewy sweet was clearly the most astonishing achievement of science and engineering in the 20th century.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:35, closed)

Stripes???

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:39, closed)

Our son Pat, is a bit nifty with a bat.
He can run in a circle, as fast as a cat.

Joe Absolom was Pat, in that advert. Does anyone remember who was narrating?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:32, closed)

a white guy

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:56, closed)

ringo?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:01, closed)

No ring goes like a Ringos goes.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:47, closed)

^Terrible bullying of Flob Carehome

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:53, closed)

There's one out now
Some kid riding her bike around with a cat in the basket singing 'Somebody To Love' which is quite freaky...
( snee held his breath since, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:51, closed)

no, they're singing 'we built this city on rock and roll'.
you fucking spastic.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:37, closed)

Ah...
See - this is how much it freaked me out...and shows how much TV I watch

Somebody To Love was the Boogie Pimps with the video of parachuting babies - also freaky.
( snee held his breath since, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:03, closed)

Mr Oizo has made some top notch electro and techno

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:06, closed)

Which is pretty impressive for a puppet

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:18, closed)

the puppet was called Flat Eric, soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 18:09, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:20, closed)

'Course you can Malcolm

(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:09, closed)

With a bit of luck, this thread can go over 100 replies,
which may well be a first for a non-meltdown thread.

Remember Carrot's Commercial Breakdown? Or whichever programme it was where Chris Tarrant talked us through loads of adverts? How starved were we for entertainment that it was deemed acceptable to make entire shows out of adverts?*
I'd like to say things have moved on since, but the existence of Rude Tube suggests that we've actually regressed.

*There was always that German newspaper add, where some pervert used the paper to hide his erection, though - probably the first sight of tits and muff for many a boy born in the early 80's, if they hadn't already seen Porky's.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:32, closed)

It's too orangey for crows

(McChinaman banned, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:00, closed)

R Whites Lemonade
I'm a secret Lemonade drinker
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:02, closed)

^The bloke who was in that advert was Elvis Costello's dad.
TRUFACT
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:53, closed)

I doubt that there's anyone, born prior to 1982, that doesn't know that.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:52, closed)

John Mcenroe?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:53, closed)