old stuff...
old clothes, old shoes, old jewelry and photos. 70's and earlier. i also get a little excited when i see the dent in the bottom of a slot machine tray where the coins have been hitting it for years. stone steps on old buildings that have been worn down in the middle from a hundred years of people walking on them. not old men, though. which could be a problem soon because i'm getting old myself. that's why my hubby is ten years younger than i am.
(Owl, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 8:10, Reply)

That little patch of perfect skin...
...where the top of female breast meets the collar-bone area
(Chopper3, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 7:49, Reply)

Cables
(mostly audio related cables). I love having a good collection of audio cables in different stages of repair… some needing soldering, some new and still too stiff to unwind, some plugged into equipment and left trailing off to nowhere. When I’m writing music or working at my computer I love to see cables lying around in the corner of my vision. I like having the choice when recording to use a good quality cable or a faulty and noisy one that could fail at any moment.
(nsp, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 7:39, Reply)

Well,tits,obviously.
but only lady tits.
edit:also,human only.
(That guy with a hat., Mon 21 Feb 2005, 3:49, Reply)

My Missus
My partner Sue is good looking with a nice size 10/12 figure. I suppose the 12C cup size does it for me and I do find myself perving at her. Although, shortly after she gave birth to our twin girls, I was in a permanent state of arousal for 2 years. This was at it's worst when the girls were about 10 months and not taking alot of solids. As milk production was at it's height and so taking much of the nutrients from Sue she became very quite thin BUT with 14DD boobs. Imagine an early Kate Moss with Dolly Parton's tits. Standing up, laying down, it made no difference, those puppies just sat up and begged.
(peewee13, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 2:39, Reply)

Not that I'm interesting or anything, but here's my contribution
Legs. Long, well formed legs have been known to reduce me to a quivering mess, and stop me mid-sentence. I want to marry Gisele Bunchen (as a positive side effect of this, to marry her I would have to kill Leonardo Dicaprio- bonus!)

Goth girls. If you are a goth female of any kind, and were not beaten with the ugly stick as a child, I will be checking you out.

Small breasts. Don't know why. Don't care, since breasts of all other descriptions don't bother me, meaning I have a wider playing field than my "DD or bigger" friends.

Odd girls. Crazy girls, or just plain deviants, get me going. Not bunny boilers or girls who kill household pets for arousal, but people who are willing to talk about stupid/ weird/ very sexual stuff after having known me all of 30 seconds. Also, girls who actually are mildly crazy, eg. my ex who was a mildly schizophrenic self harmer. When she wasn't freaking out she was lovely (until she stabbed me in the back and abused me for 2 years...)

Schoolgirl uniforms. I'm 16, and I spend 7 hours a day around little sluts in uniforms, with ridiculously short skirts and high heels. I like school. Lots.

High heels. A specific kind (schoolgirl related), plus the amazing "10 inch heel, thick sole, see though plastic ankle-breakers" worn by pornstars.

Getting head. Nothing says I love you like the sound of someone wretching as your bell end pokes the contents of their stomach.

Having my neck or ears bitten or licked. Ooh...
(youthink, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 1:50, Reply)

Yard Work
When my girlfriend does yard work. WooHoo!!
I don't even have to watch, just knowing that she is doing it is enough.
(Sofanda Peters, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 0:54, Reply)

so many things...
i love hairy men, especially tall, dark and hairy men, with chest, back, leg, arm and stomach hair who look like lumberjacks. i don't even mind butt hair, as long as it isn't like a bush. Accents are totally hot. i love the way a man smells after he's showered, and after he's been out in the sunlight. i'm totally turned on by a great sense of humor, especially a man who is willing to dress like a woman (but he still has to like women). i'm very into a well formed strong penis and strong legs and arms. i guess i just like a manly man.
(spamcicle, Mon 21 Feb 2005, 0:18, Reply)

Its not what u say, its how u say it.
Accents, any but my own, especially accents from abroad, The Texan is nice, Russian/Eastern European, oh, and Scandinavian, PHWOAR! In fact, almost anyone with broken English can do it for me, cant explain why.

PS. Anyone wanting to get a British passport and VISA, give me a bell, Im probably your best shot!

PPS. oh I forgot, im gay, HA!
(kyuoyoo, Sun 20 Feb 2005, 22:44, Reply)

turn ons
Chav girls
(shockheadedpeter, Sun 20 Feb 2005, 22:26, Reply)

Strange
I like rugby players & they have to be massive, big and the less conventionally attractive the better. Martin Johnson = SO gorgeous. I like 'em muddy as well...

I like seeing lazy, dreamy semi-smiles on my man first thing in the morning - very sexy...

Expressive eyebrow wiggles also do it for me...and strangely, men who can dance. Like Strictly Come Dancing proper stuff.
(SpongyMonkey is an honorary East Anglian on, Sun 20 Feb 2005, 22:18, Reply)

.
TITS
(Skippy_T, Sun 20 Feb 2005, 22:03, Reply)

*checks over shoulder*
my wife, obviously
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 20 Feb 2005, 21:27, Reply)

what turns me on now at my age is................
a really nice relaxing poo.....!
(igdude, Sun 20 Feb 2005, 19:49, Reply)

I have to say what does it for me on a lady (amognst other things) is
nice labia, no really, a nice well formed fanny is fucking ace, i cant stand it when you watch a porn film and 9 out of 10 times the female porn stars have minges like a bucket full of shammy leather, very off putting.
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Sun 20 Feb 2005, 19:37, Reply)

Either
a)I had a sudden and dramatic lapse in standards when I went to uni
b)I quickly acquired the ability to see the beauty within
c)There is correlation between (modest) good looks and intelligence

Because everyone at uni is SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL
I think I prefer "b)" 'coz it makes me sound lovely and sweet 'n' stuff
"c)" seems improbable (essex girls etc.)

Turn-on #1: Purdy girls who don't know they are
#2: The "natural look" i.e. no caked on make-up (mascara is however good- see #3)
#3: Big expressive eyes, dunno why, I just love em (not quite manga cartoon proportions mind...)

I also have this tiny spot on my side which acts as an ON-SWITCH (so to speak) but only if it's touched accidentally/almost-touched-but-not-quite. This often leads to problems in public as one may imagine
(ladridoloco, Sun 20 Feb 2005, 19:02, Reply)

:|
when girls' skin gets all clammy after sex, and that faint smell of sweat, my girlfriend thought i was taking the piss when i said i liked the smell of her post coital armpit.
And she was German!
oh yeah...accents. dutch mixed with german is a good mix.
well spoken girls
pale skin with slight freckles
and ah...curly hair.

okay. this is just becoming a list of ex girlfriends' qualities. sorry
(sextuple rooty, Sun 20 Feb 2005, 18:51, Reply)

Plastic Switch
I'm a robot you see....
( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Sun 20 Feb 2005, 18:50, Reply)

Not sure if I'm stereotypical
I like very soft skinned girls and real, may I stress real, tans. Oh and heavy eyemakeup gets me going as well, as well as long straight hair and big boots.

Oh and my friend makes me draw people naked. He's a bastard.
( Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot, Sun 20 Feb 2005, 18:31, Reply)

Be it receiving or giving, there's something s-e-x-y to me about earlobe kissing/nibbling action.
( Squeaky Shoes *riao riao*, Sun 20 Feb 2005, 18:13, Reply)

Among many others...
Women with bare, toned and tanned legs, wearing tight skirts that stop at the knee, usually get me started. Especially if there's a split in the skirt, showing some thigh, Yum.

Intelligent, honest conversation can be good

Being woken up by a woman stroking my dick is always a good start to the day.

Any woman who’s comfortable enough in their own body to masturbate in front of me, and/or enjoys watching me do the same. An ex used to get very turned on watching me cum.

…and all the basics, good looking, sense of humour, etc.

Yay, first post :D
(R4MP4G3, Sun 20 Feb 2005, 17:59, Reply)

Eheheheh
I have a bit of a nose fetish. I really don't know why.
A big, straight, slightly pointy nose or a long nose with a bump in it like Arab guys have just...ahh...make me melt.

And large, long eyebrows. Very nice.

And ankles.

And, not to be racist but I love that wonderful dark colour of skin that...

Oh screw it.

I LOVE PAKISTANI MEN
(Mreek, Sun 20 Feb 2005, 17:40, Reply)

Girls who use my full name. No-one's used it for years (except on my card, driving license etc.).
( William Hill is fuckin' skill is back from the dead, Sun 20 Feb 2005, 17:32, Reply)

It's shallow
.. but a pretty girl is always nice. Even better if they don't take one look and run away. Also, if they don't use the phrases "You're too nice" or "F*** right off you freak."

Hmmmm....
(David S Green, Sun 20 Feb 2005, 17:31, Reply)

Biig black chunky shoes on girls
No idea why, but a nice pair of legs leading down
to a pair of huuge chunky shoes does it for me.

Oh, and tight black chokers as mentioned by others. Plummy upper-class accents, and doing naughty things in places where you might get caught.

Woo, first post.
(GoldenAppel Quadrospazzed on a life-glug, Sun 20 Feb 2005, 17:31, Reply)

um...
recently I've found freckles do, not all-over crazy freckles but just a few across a girl's nose, also red hair always catches my attention, whether it stays depends on what's under the hair!

Oh and I agree with the neck-thing, not in a bite-it kind of way though!
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 20 Feb 2005, 17:14, Reply)

Not me (honest, guv)
A friend tells the story of a girl he met who seemed fairly nice and conventional. Until, that is, he went back to her place for the first time. He opened the fridge and discovered it was full of Cadbury's Cream Eggs. It turns out that what turned her on was to insert one of these eggs and get the man to eat it out of her.

They dated for a while but he had to end it because, as he put it, "there's only so many Cadbury's Cream Eggs you can eat".
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Sun 20 Feb 2005, 15:39, Reply)

Kids toys get me going.
It's quite embarrasing when you get a boner but it's even worse when you get one while you're sitting next to your fit Aunt and you're both checking out the childrens section in an Argos catalogue.

We were sitting at the table discussing the purchassing of cots and pushchairs for a reason I cannot remember. Due to the way we were sitting I had a perfect view of her cleavage. That wasn't what set me off though. Deep into conversation about "away-facing" push chairs my aunt kept turning to me to talk and her breath kept hitting my neck and that sent shivers down my spine which resulted in me developing an instant and quite visable boner.

The conversation sooin fizzled out and she went to make tea for my sick granny in the other room. I never really knew if she though I was turned on by the children in the argos catalogue or her breasts but it's actually the feal of someones breath on my neck.
(dzee, Sun 20 Feb 2005, 14:55, Reply)

...
actually, that like fold between the arm and a breast is hot.

And two x chromosomes.
(icouldbeahero, Sun 20 Feb 2005, 14:17, Reply)

Two tits...
... a hole and a heartbeat, that's all it takes for me.
(CheezyPeez, Sun 20 Feb 2005, 13:50, Reply)