Tall girls/women
I just want to climb all over them -
Nibbling......
...............and licking.
(The Pink Strat Copy, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 0:25, Reply)

girls watching porn
.. its nice to share an interest.. :)
(5lab, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 0:23, Reply)

Women who are cleverer than me.
As this doesn't narrow it down too much, not being able to run away is also a good thing. And women who are nice.

Nice is under-rated.

Any clever, lovely quadraplegic women who are interested, Hello.
( dotmund .co.uk, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 0:18, Reply)

Lessee....
Rocky Horror Picture Show... Tim Curry in drag, rrowr!
Alan Rickman's voice... 'nuff said
All manner of beer & liquor...
Black Books
(Ecclesia, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 0:12, Reply)

Great big
forearms, with blonde hair on them.
Gorgeous aftershave.
Naughty whispering.
Cunnilingus.
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 0:12, Reply)

Well, now that you mention it...
Heres a complete list to what turns me on.

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE
1 Clothing - at the moment I'm immediately attracted to a girl size 10-12 with black cotton 3/4 pants, a white chesty bonds shirt and converse allstar shoes *drool*
2 Hair - black hair is the best, but not long. I like the emo hair chicks have. (this is hard for me to come out with - im a bit of a punker myself, so for me to admit i fancy emo girls... if you were my friend, you'd understand) and girl mohawks are awesome, so long as they are dark and tall and have those long bangers i love.
3 Eyes - green eyes are best, but hazel are great too. blue and brown are dull. heavy on the black eyeliner too - hell yeah
4 Lips - red. hot red lips. red lipstick is great so long it doesn't taste like earwax (and we all know how horrid that tastes, right kids?)
5 Face - a nice cute face, good skin.
6 Piercings! - NOT NOT NOT NOT i cant stress that enough NOT tongue, nose or eyebrow it looks feral. Labrette, Lips (anywhere) Septum, and the bridge of the nose are GREAT.
7 Tattoos - Even though I only have one (sonic the hedgehog - right arm) I still drool over chicks with the odd tattoo, nothing flashy just something unique.
8 Boobs - not too big not too small, a B-C cup are great.
9 Neck - i LOVE kissing necks, so a nice neck is good.
10 Waist - You can be *almost* as wide as you like so long as it tapers in at the waist. a tiny bit of a sticky out tummy at the front is fine, i actually really like it.NO ANOREXIA-LIKE SKINNYNESS, thankyou!
11 Arse - a nice butt. thats all. a nice butt.
12 Legs - nice legs. clean shaven, smooth rowr.
13 Smell - Nice expensive perfume... meow

-NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY SIMILAR-
PHYSICAL INTIMACY (THINGS A LADY CAN DO TO ME TO GET MY FIRE CRACKING
1 Ear biting
2 Neck Kissing
3 Lip sucking
4 Lip biting
5 Touch (of any kind, anywhere)
6 Sitting on my tummy
7 Sitting just about my wee fella (*cough* its not that wee... actually *cough*)
8 Showers together
9 Kissing
10 Cuddling
11 Intence flirting
12 Suggestive attitude/behaviour
13 Intense eye contact
14 Laying on the couch cuddling listening to some good music
15 Teasing. GOD HOW I LOVE TO BE TEASED
16 Sleeping together
17 Tying down, and being tied down
18 Blindfolds

Well thats about all I can think of.

**FUN INTERACTIVE EDIT**
this is my ex. immaculate. turn me on just by looking at me. and even by not looking at me sometimes.



OH YOU SAID 'LITTLE' THINGS THAT TURN ME ON... SORRY B3TA!
( Ska King Cody, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 0:12, Reply)

well as for me
Women who drive eddistobart lories
(Leroy_slade, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 0:11, Reply)

Nothing Too Weird Here
Couple of things do it for me:

1) Women with slightly crooked teeth,
2) Women who have slight difficulty pronouncing the letter "r",
3) White blouses stretching across the bust (size of bust not really an issue here),
4) Asian women (which may come in useful if we get this project in China: would be there for a month),

and, in a possible first for this board (haven't read too far back yet),

5) Obscenely intelligent women.
(Pleiades, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 0:03, Reply)

yes I am a wierdo
having a good old snog with the wife straight after a blow job always gets me going for round two.

mmmm salty
(baznatch, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 0:02, Reply)

What turns me on is....
Guys with long hair... and vampirism... also, if a guy or girl plays the guitar/drums i'm falling at their feet.

*edit*- oh and i forgot. there's something amazingly sexy about ice cold hands up my back.
(LoLLie, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 23:58, Reply)

I LIKE HENTAI! AND I CANNOT LIE!
(Roland Deschain, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 23:56, Reply)

Size
I suppose I do like my ladies on the bigger side too. Size 14 to about an 18 but well proportioned.

Everyone seems to want skinny birds, so I am taking advantage of the under utilised natural resource of sturdier birds!
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 23:50, Reply)

I don't mind being the only one to say this...
Lance Henriksen's voice.
( Sydney Bintstow, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 23:42, Reply)

I don't know why,
...but women who have eyes that are slightly crossed. OMG. Pyoot pyoot pyoot.
(The 2-Belo OH SHI--[Sound of impact][End of recording], Thu 17 Feb 2005, 23:38, Reply)

Turn Ons II
"On the job" turn ons..
My ears being touched and getting my back scratched.
The ears though, that would be enough for me to agree to anything.
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 23:37, Reply)

Turn Ons
Visible panty lines - just enough of an idea but leaves you filling in the blanks. Esp. if the lady in question is a size 14-16. (Enough tension in clothing to get a descent outline)

or... when knee length skirts ride up just a couple of inches when the wearer is sitting, climbing stairs/out of cars. Again, just a glimpe of slightly more leg/inner thigh than one is normally allowed
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 23:31, Reply)

i like....
nerds. *giggles* da cute ones, but sorry i already got me a fish.
(sillygooseofdoom murp,SHANIKWA, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 23:24, Reply)

hmm
I find some goths really sexy. With the right figure, clothes and makeup... hmmm.... *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*

My friend likes girls who look "innocent" which sounds rather creepy and perverted and potentially paedophilic but maybe that's just me.

Also, in response to Naive Amoeba, "English" isn't technically an accent either as there are lots of regional accents.
(Mr Slippyfist, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 23:23, Reply)

teh qotw
tall girls with long black hair.(goth is good)
music taste is important the more diverse the better oh and i like japanese girls too
(merzbow master of pulsedemons, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 23:23, Reply)

really soft hair on
silly, dorky boys.
(LaChicKitten, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 23:08, Reply)

nearly forgot
Dark, curly hair, the curlier the better.

in re browncow, and also because I just couldn't resist:
I also love icecream, icecream vans (especially when they are playing music 'cause they've run out of icecream) and icecream van drivers. Heyo!
(fantastic german, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 22:54, Reply)

Probably just me...
... but girls in glasses.

If you're a girl and wear glasses, i'm your man. Not that i'm desperate or nowt...
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 22:46, Reply)

TITS.

( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 22:43, Reply)

Biting, vampirism, that sort of thing.
Considering the last post, I think I could well be in.

ASL?!?!!?
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 22:41, Reply)

Stockings esp. stockinged feet...
Chokers are nice too. Giving (not receiving) oral sex.

Authentic Celtic lasses with their firey red hair and twinkly green eyes. Freckles are also very attractive.

I would sell my soul for a weekend with an intelligent, spiritual, stocking clad, button-nosed, freckly, celtic red head.

*holds up legally binding soul selling paperwork*
(Rubberband_in_Oz, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 22:36, Reply)

name at least 9
of samwise gamgee's 13 children from memory and I'm yours forever.

Or the evening. your call, really.
(save a quarter, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 22:33, Reply)

Right,
A slim red head with a Russian accent and an ankle bracelet.
Excuse me,,

fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 22:33, Reply)

Hmmm
Girls wearing my shirts or boxer shorts, and irish or russian accents
(Nyphur, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 22:24, Reply)

Hmmm....
1) The idea of sexual activity outdoors or in public places (ie in forests, swimming pool changing rooms etc)
2) Posh English accents (although it also makes the lass seem to good for me)
3) Ladies talking frankly about intimate things instead of pussyfooting around the subject
4) Seeing ladies' feet (its not a true foot fetish, just the sight of a woman's feet... you hardly ever see them!)
5) An 'individual' dress sense
6) Shaven ladyparts
7) Bondage
8) Using food/sweeties
9) Physically painting on a nude body
10) The words 'naked', 'nude', 'nudity' etc (yeah, the words)
11) European accents
12) Women wearing ties or belts (nothing else)
13) Small to medium sized tits, not big. Ew. But, again, not flapjacks
14) A nice bum. Cant beat em!
15) Visible stomach muscles. Not like a 6 pack, just some slight definition of the muscles from the rest of the tum
16) I agree, tandino... ra ra skirts! Great things. Skirts in general are great though!
17) Girls in glasses

You wont tell anyone I know, will you? Cheers.
(costie, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 22:06, Reply)

Redheads
...as long as there's "fire down below!"
Big nipples rather than big breasts.
Thai/Japanese/Oriental women
Oral sex at "that time of the month"
Smiles that reach the eyes rather than the mouth
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 22:04, Reply)