I'm still waiting for the right person.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 14:39, Reply)

cthonic took my arse virginity
and I didn't even feel it...
(Mattyboy, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 14:05, Reply)

I lost my virginity to SSG's dog.

In the face.
( Comma, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 13:57, Reply)

mmm
17

tied up on a bed

in huddersfield

to a hot guy

waddled to the train station, cos bloody hell it hurt

yay for doing it kinky the first time anyway :D
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 13:55, Reply)

i've lost
my bike pump
( e.parsley, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 13:47, Reply)

i want to lose mine to MSG
*runs around like a mad thing*
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 13:33, Reply)

I'd like nothing more
than having SSG as my first, my last and my everything
(Fellmeister, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 13:30, Reply)

SirSandGoblin
WTF Who? Have I missed some fantastic post?
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 13:09, Reply)

Hmm.
I had a bottle of jack daniels first (I'm still amazed to this day that the event was even possible after that much booze. Ah, youth!) and it was a bit of a 'mare really, in retrospect. I wandered into a room at the 3-am stage of a party to find a large female partygoer who seduced me with the cunning line of "I'm bored, want to fuck me?". The worst part was explaining the following morning why there was a condom wrapper and a handprint in menstrual blood on the host's parents' white leather sofa. Grim.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 13:07, Reply)

..funny you should mention that..
I happened to lose mine in the wee hours of this morning! Was originally planned for Valentine's day, but illness and other things got in the way. We're both 15, and it was both of our first times (i'm just happy that i stole someone's virginity woo :D)

It wasn't bad I spose, no bleedage (thank fuck for horse riding!), no pain. Orgasm for both of us but not particularly good ones I dont think.

Thing is we spent the whole time laughing. Both of us just in hysterical laughter for no apparant reason, apart from the occasional squeal or silent breathy bit. It's odd.. I never thought I'd be *laughing*.

We also spent about 20 minutes arguing about who was going on top. Like Hell I was, next time maybe.

But yes all is well, I'm glad it's done and I'm not actually regretting it at all :D



As for girlie virginity, as far as I'm aware it remains intact (as does my anal v's!). I could be wrong though, alcohol is a terrible terrible thing..!!
(mercary, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 13:06, Reply)

Pfft.

( 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 12:35, Reply)

It's Malcolm!
In a rigidly run hall of residence at Uni. Nobody in your room after 10pm. Regularly played poker and did other stuff into the small hours. Always vigilant for Malcolm the caretaker who did his rounds every hour on the hour. Miserable twat. Probably dead from misery now. I was just glad to have a girl in my room who seemed to like John Lee Hooker. Bam! She rolled me! Rutted all night except on the hour when we had to stop shagging for fear of alerting Malcolm. Didn't last long as she didn't actually like John Lee Hooker after all! Miserable twat!
( Pfffwwttt... I told you so., Sat 5 Mar 2005, 11:46, Reply)

I lost my virginity to SSG

(Marwood, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 10:45, Reply)

I plan to lose my virginity to SSG

( coco, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 10:37, Reply)

I plan
to lose my virginity to SSG
(DMQOB, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 10:35, Reply)

I plan to lose my virginity to SirSandGoblin

( butchbint, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 10:11, Reply)

Mk3 Ford Escort
I was young, she was older, I was cool, she had Breasts! Then, one clear starry night she lovingly took me out for a drive in her rusty, Mk3 Escort..We parked in a local car park, magic tree scented the air, she climbed into the back and opened the hangar doors.

She turned me into a man. Spotty bitch.
( Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 10:07, Reply)

unveiling of the pants guard...
Was with my first proper boyfriend who I had when I was 20 (yeah, I didn't get out much). It was all very embarrassing as we had no idea what we were doing...I mean, yes we both had seen porn but when you're actually doing it yourself it's all scary and weird.

It was pretty crap and over in about 5 minutes. That was the pattern for the rest of our relationship, he was pretty terrible. A few months later he dumped me over IRC. Ouch.
(Tallywhacker the aussie spacker, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 7:56, Reply)

woooo "incest"
my first time was also my first kiss, first groping of breasts, first oral sex experience and first intercourse experience.. and it was with my now stepfather, who wasn't anything but some dude i knew when i did it... mum ran off with him afterwards.. fucking bitch
(brotagaia, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 6:48, Reply)

A tip for the virgin girls..
...if you don't want to bleed the first time you have sex, go horse-riding regularly for a while beforehand. I spent most weekends from the age of 10 at the stables, and my hymen was broken long before my periods even started. No pain whatsoever, my first time went like a dream.

Plus, a crop can come in really handy at times...
(DeeDee, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 6:32, Reply)

what a day
Me, a 21 year old college student (a bit late bloomer you think? A boot to the head for you, I am a gentleman after all and was saving it for the right one) having a couple days off school thanks to the college exam schedule. Her, a 46 year old woman born and raised in england, moved here to Canada just over 24 years ago a little before her first born. Me, untrained in the pleasures of the flesh due to actually being a decent human being. Her, untrained in the real pleasures of the flesh due to being raised in a strict christian household and hubby being so as well...she didn't realize where it was supposed to go, and he was one of those "just stick in in and wiggle it around 'till you're done" sort, both of them thinking it a sin and all that. After loss of hubby though and we'd become friends, she got curious, but we were both being good 'till we could get some other life stuff sorted out. On this day she comes by my place in the early morning and we watch some movies. Get to cuddling together, then kissing, hands exploring, getting hotter and heavier steadily as we lose interest in the movie and more in each other. That's when we decide today's the day. We did it constantly all day long, then in the late afternoon we decide to take a break and get some dinner to replenish spent energy. Turn on the tele to see what's on and see constantly looping videos of two commercial airplanes crashing into the twin towers then them collapsing. Yes, it was 'that' September 11th. What a day. I found my mate (lovers now for...what...three and a half years and we do it at least 3 times a day, when we have the day all alone have had marathon days of upwards of 9 times a day...for me that is, for her a bit more), and ol' Curious George had his nipple tweaked by his Saudi buddies. Of course, the latter means nothing to me and the prior quite a bit, so that's what 9/11 means to me. Rabbits have nothing on us. Here's to the first time being the right time!
(Cloven, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 0:28, Reply)

Just *knew* it would happen
I was 18, about to go to Uni and was determined to "properly" lose my V plates (had tried once but boyf was useless) before going so I at least knew what I was doing when I got there. I went down to Essex with my previous boyfriend (who was seeing someone else at the time) to visit a mutual friend who was working down there. There'd been some high level flirting going on: I fancied the pants off him and I knew he wanted me and all this culminated in us rutting like deer on the lounge floor of my friend's house as if our lives depended on it. Sex was quite good - shame it ruined our friendship.

Lost my girl V plates at Uni to some random lesbian I picked up at a LGB soc drinks party. Arranged to meet up with her the following day and God, she was a minger. What was I thinking of???
(SpongyMonkey is an honorary East Anglian on, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 0:26, Reply)

Lord of Tiny Flies
lol at your post ... brought back some memories of my own

Did'nt actually lose my V plates, but while the vicar was out, when I was 16, I got as close as it could ever be without actualy doing it with the vicars daughter, in his study, in the vicarage. He was out at the time ! Think of everything you could do without actual penetrative sex .... it was done.

And the killer

some 15 years later ... sat in the very same study, in the very same vicarage, with my wife to be talking to the vicar (the same vicar, different girl mind)about our wedding plans, reading of the baans etc ... and my eye was drawn to a stain on the carpet ... the same stain me and the vicars daughter had tried to scrub out 15 years ago ... still faintly visible !!!

Bless her, my wife wondered why I was looking red in the face and biting my lip in that study ... told her why a couple of years ago .. thank the gods she laughed and thought it was funny ... told me off for not sharing the joke beforhand.

And the vicars daughter you may ask ... what happened to her ?

Went off to London and became a Lesbian. Which was a crying shame and a big loss to mankind. (but a big win for sensible shoe'd womankind so I have been told)
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 0:19, Reply)

losing your virginity
I was 19, he was 21. it was both our firat time.first time was a bit rubbish, due to being slightly drunk and stoned. second time aound he was put off his stroke by mutal friends shouting "touch the prawn" from down stairs. to this day I can't look at a prawn with out giggling.
Lost girlie plates aged 21 to a girl who was 17 but looked about 12. fun though :)
(singalonggirl, Sat 5 Mar 2005, 0:05, Reply)

Python Pickup
I was 21, she was 22, I think, and quite hot. We got slagged, I mentioned having Monty Python's Flying Circus (yes) on the computer, she came home with me. We got through maybe two episodes and. . . fade to black. Then she took my Python and I never saw her again.

*sigh* Those were the days.
(notcarlos, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 23:48, Reply)

I gave up my "v" plates to
some guy when I was 17. It was shit, of course.

As for my "girlie" V plates.......woo! Being as a lot of females fantasize about lesbian sex, I was certainly not in any minority here.
My best friend is hot and had some girl on girl interaction experience. So, September 11th, 2001 - yes, that September 11th. After going to the pub after work, feeling down etc, me, her and her hubby hit the hot tub after more than a few beers. My friend and I ended up having awesome lesbian sex in the hot tub while her hubby watched!
The next day, a notice went around the apartment complex stating that same sex interactions would not be tolerated in public!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 23:35, Reply)

The best days of my life.
I thanked my father and got my first ever pocketmoney, I could earn upto 50 quid a week. It was either that or he'd give me fag burns again.


I didn't leave home until I was 34.
(Elmintrude has lumps of it round the back, Fri 4 Mar 2005, 21:34, Reply)