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I've just made the first baldmonkeystuff fan pack which I will be giving to a chum; Chris.
Also, I have been to the tip and there was a very long queue but I didn't care because I got to watch the first twenty minutes of Fight Club in my dashboard.
What else are you jealous about?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
YOU COULD HAVE TOLD US YOU WERE GOING TO THE TIP

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
HIS WHOLE FUCKING LIFE IS A TIP
/doesn't mean it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
Yes.
I could.
I am not sure how this would have benefited anyone though as my car was full.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
Kersal's interesting life :(

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
You too can watch the finch chicks
www.bbc.co.uk/springwatch
webcams

OMG TEH BABY BIRDS GOT WEBCAM!!! A/S/L???
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
6 days/dunno/up a tree

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
It wants me to install real player
real player makes my pc stab babies
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

www.free-codecs.com/download/Real_alternative.htm
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
This is probably really dumb of me
but I don't know what else to do about this.
www.b3ta.com/talk/4995415
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
haha you stupid twat
what are you doing letting your kid go on b3ta anyway?

typical retarded yank - I seriously doubt that hex was arranging sex with her
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
and if you are a brit then you should know better

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
it doesn't matter what nationality he is
there's being a protective parent -ie not letting your underage kid go on b3ta, and interpreting someone trying to arrange to fly 10,000km to shag them
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
if hex published a screenshot of the gazzes
then we could see the TRUTH
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
All we want is transparency.
And due process.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
there is no age limit on b3ta
anyone should be safe to come on here
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
Hex isn't safe to cum on here.
Evidently.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
Well not really
People have always called this site and 'adult' site, and somebody should check the sort of sites their teenage daughter was going on!

I can't believe a word of Hex arranging to meet up with her!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
IT'S RESPONSIBLE.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
I know he was, I have the proof in his own words.
I let Kk on b3ta when she was 10 actually, and it was never a problem until she hit 14. Funny, that.
Heh, and I'm a Brit, not that it matters to me, but it does seem to be important to you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
brit, schmitt
you let a kid on a website dominated by perverts like myself, you fucked up, admit it and move on
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
good responsible parent letting a 10 year old girl on a site
where necrophilia, nazism, and so forth on an adult community with peurile, oft sexually explicit dark humour as the ethos of the site.

Yes, that's clever.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
HEY!
It's not like the site has produced a book with a whole section of PAEDO JOKES which would give people an idea of the sense of humour here.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
gosh no
I hope she hasn't been left to her own devices here since she was ten years old!

oh
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
HOLY SHIT I AM GOING TO PRISON
AFTER I BOUGHT YOUR BOOK AND EVETRYTHIGN
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
On the other hand, I recone Hex would be gutted if she was taken away.
10 years old is way too young, a sensible 15 year old though?, yeah', I think that's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
who the fuck are you?
seriously though?
(likeajackhammer, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
so hex would fly over to the US and arrange to have sex with her
seems a far step beyond typical teenage flirting online
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
and if ONLY we could see the gazzes
then we could decide if they were questionable, or mere flirting
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
I'm picturing Hex flying across the Atlantic like superman.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
1 hand to guide flight
and the other to squeeze out the easy first one
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

n tt
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
No
he was talking about meeting her in the UK when we go there in the Summer. And he said exactly what he wanted to do to her then.
Honestly, you're his friend and you're not going to accept what I say, but I wouldn't be making a fuss about this if it wasn't so seriously fucked up. He was totally out of order and I had to try to stop him, because he wouldn't otherwise. He just kept on.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
FROM NOW ON WE MUST BELIEVE EVERY WORD OF WHAT WE READ ONLINE EVEN WHEN IT INVOLVES BEING A MASSIVE FUCKTARD.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
*clicks*

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
Would you post these supposed gazzes on here then?
"when you're coming over in the summer I am going to have sex with you, while you're 14/15."
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
I'm gathering from your comment
that you don't even believe what I'm saying when I tell you that he was talking about meeting her in the Summer in the UK for sex. It's perfectly true though.
No, I'm not going to post anything he sent here. I did threaten him with that to stop him, but it didn't make any difference, and it would really embarrass Kk. If you look back you'll see that I have not aired any of this publicly previously. The only reason I've done so now is because of the half-truths and lies he posted yesterday. I felt that I had to at least say something.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
Fair enough, it's a very serious accusation though.
Good of her to be travelling alone to a foreign country or I guess she will actually have an adult with her?
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
can you no longer read? has your wobbling got to a level where your eyes don't work

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
Lots of people tell members of their preffered sex, what they would like to do to them.
It's a common chat-up thing to do.

It doesn't mean they'll actualy do it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
this^
i mean,ask them stop to it sure, but clearly she wasn't avoiding hex herself.
Kids do these things.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
Won't she be 16 by the summer?
I may be wrong, not sure if the date's american or english
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
No, she's barely 15

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
good for you
none of this should have really been made public but some people seem to live their lives via b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
what did you have for lunch?

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
nothing yet

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
I'd love to see hex use her as a kleenex
or even a hanky

I just want to see a boy blow his nose on a girl
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
Of course, letting two teenagers know you are uncomfortable with them flirting should always be done with legal threats.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
HOW DARE THESE TEENAGERS HAVE HORMONES.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
Lighten up Mofaha, Hex is a kid himself
You've told KK to stay away and she has. Just drop it. Before this turns into something nasty.

Well "nastier", rather. You're accusing an 18 year old of paedophilia for having an innocent conversation with someone thousands of miles away. If you don't want her talking to people oldre than her, keep her off b3ta. End of.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
This.
With added FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
If she's been on b3ta since she was only ten fucking years old
I think he needs to look at his own lacking parenting skills.

I admit - I don't have my own kids at all. But I wouldn't let a 10 year old girl alone on the internet, whatever site.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
Yeah, I can't say I'd let my children on here until they were at LEAST 16
I certainly wouldn't introduce them to it. If they find it on their own, fair enough, I applaud their humour. But no way is it the sort of place you should encourage
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
This with added FUCKING STUPID CUNT.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
baldy, your son is only little
I'm going to do sex on him.

GOOD GOD WHAT HAVE I SAID
ON THE INTERNET
I AM AN ADULT

baldmonkey I suggest you contact your lawyers.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
I NO!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
I'm glad that your 3 year old son won't have any adult supervision
that's good, plus you're letting him fly to my house alone.

I'll tempt him in with sweets then I'll put a broom up his bottom.

and thanks to your parenting, you won't be able to stop me!

broom broom1
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
b3ta was never an online sex site was it
and the law is there to protect children under the age of consent from adults, which hex is, i think this is already going to turn nasty, if there are flames to be fanned it will happen on here, particually when it is all hearsay
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
It's a crock of shit and you know it.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
i'm just a fan
but i do not like nonces, online or offline, it is all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
Thats the thing though, it's all hearsay
and this is just blowing it all out of proportion. As far as I can see, Mofaha has dealt with KillerKitti and that should really be the end of it. I can't say I advocate bringing your children onto websites like this in the first place, but if you do then you've got to accept that relationships with other members are going to be formed, b3ta is a very friendly sociable sort of place. and I don't for one minute believe any of these messages were explicit or inappropriate for one minute, but if they were then all Mofaha should do is just keep KK away and put an end to this, before it gets even nastier
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
i hope it gets really fucking nasty

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
Mongy, I love you
but sometimes you make me do a :(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
i'm holding out for an online OMG SUICIDE ATTEMPT

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:15, archived)
look here:
www.onlinesuicidefun.org/onthelolinternet
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
agreed.
it doesn't get much more sensible than this.
(.underwhelmed, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
It wasn't innocent, believe me.
And I don't mind who she talks to as long as they behave appropriately towards her.
I know he's popular, which is why he's getting defended and I'm getting attacked by people who know nothing about what really happened or what was said. I don't really care about that, but I am very upset about the stuff he posted publicly yesterday, which is why I've responded here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
I see where you're coming from completely
but this kind of thing will happen online, especially on a website that gets as childish as this. And yes, Hexachordal posting what he did yesterday was very silly (probably an indication of his maturity, no?), but he was reacting to some pretty hefty accusations.

Seriously, just drop it all now. If he's persistent then you have good reason to go getting the law involved but all you're doing now is making a bad situation much much worse. Things like this could even result in b3ta getting closed down.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
See
what I'm saying is, I would definitely have dropped it had he not been persistent. But he has been.
If you really feel b3ta is threatened by this who do you think you should be putting pressure on? The adult pursuing a minor, or the person trying to stop him?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
Alright, I really don't know all the ins and outs of this
so I'm not going to pass further comment. But when he was posting on here earlier he seemed suitably scared so for now, for the good of the boards, just cut all communication between them and drop it. If there IS any further harassing from him, then yes, maybe doing something would be right. But it certainly doesn't sound like KK is innocent in all this and I hope you've had words with her too.

Now can we go back to kittens please?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:19, archived)
you can't brush this stuff under the internet carpet

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
For now, I'm not sure there's anything to brush under the carpet
since it is all very much public knowlegdge now. Just....let's try and move on and see if lessons have been learnt
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
i dont blame you
he only did it to get attention, and that is what he is getting
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
I'm posting "paedo" under everything he writes...
purely because he posted all this shit online.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
i'm joining this protest mike

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
Have you even read the messages?
Go on, admit it. And do you not think somebody would question your parenting when they found out what website your stepdaughter was on?
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
I understand your possition, however, I belive you're bieng over protective.
Hex is a fantastic guy, I know and love him to pieces.

I belive that you should allow them to continue their online relationship, stop spying on your step-daughter's private messages, and appologize.

Apon the relationship becoming offline, and I hope if that is what your daughter and Hex wants, then that happens... deal with it then. I doubt that, that would happen while she is still under age (at lest, by UK laws).

As much as I love hex, he is not an adult.

And I very very very much doubt that he is after her knickers, so to speek. He is not like that in the slightest, and i'm saying that as someone who knows him very well. I can understand how you would think that, but I'm afraid you are misinformed on that point.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
you are very much the voice of reason, Gonzy McGonzagall.
But in the eyes of the law Hex is an adult.

I dunno about any of this so I can't judge. I just think everybody needs to CALM DOWN CALM DOWN.
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
If he's this good at looking after her ONLINE, I dread to think what poxes she's caught off her real life friends already.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
Sorry, you're right about that.
Actualy, going a bit off-topic, prehaps they should introduce 'teenager' inbetween adult/minor.

Morely though, what i'm trying to get at, a just-about-to-turn-16 year old and a just-turned-18 year old, isn't a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
sorry honey
But regardless of what you say, Hex IS an adult, but that's not the question.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
Legally you are correct
but seriously, a 2-3 year age gap? That's fuck all, especially when you consider that generally girls mature quicker than boys

I can't believe you're actually trying to ruin a kids life over this, are you basically saying that he will now never be able to enter the US?

And what about your daughter/stepdaughter? Has she gotten away scott-free? After all, she knew fine well what she was doing

There's the black and white letter of the law and then there's common sense, fair enough you can give them both shit for carrying on the way they have, but actually going to a lawyer is way too far in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
He can enter the US if we get a marriage of convenience!
/has the citizenship
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
I don't know what's going on, and frankly I don't care...
but I'm going to call you names for something or other, to follow the crowd!
(likeajackhammer, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
Ok.
Please use the space provided below.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:15, archived)
The people who saw these:
Awful license plates
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:48, archived)