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also JMG is bald and lives with his mum
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:19,
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NEARTHE
FUCKING
TOP.
Hello person spazzing back and looking at this from the FUTURE and seeing what was on 2 million and 3 million and 4 million and things. My advice to you: DO SOME WORK. YES, THAT MEANS YOU. GO ON. GO.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 1:02,
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addendum:You'll not find anything worthwhile - you may as well give up now. That said, you've got to 5 million, you sad cunt, so you may as well spend the rest of your pathetic life trawling through the old posts, in some hopeless attempt to "connect" with your b3tan ancestors.
User IDs over 100000 suck ass. Rolfcopters and cuntymints to you all.
Historians may well read our words at some distant time in the future. If you are such a person, and the year is beyond 2057, then I have important news for you!
I've had your mum, and she was crap.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 20:03,
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I would like to note that this ALSO took place during the historic fire of 2008. It made the news, you know(, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 20:08, archived)
Also, Future Friz, how are you? Are you still shit? I better hope not.(, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)
I'd also like to say a big Fuck Off to the future "Friz 9999.9"Or whatever shit name you've taken by now. :-D
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 20:11,
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WAY TO BE 5 MILLIONTHShould have kept the original, I like "wwe w" being a lasting symbol of b3tatude.
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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:20,
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Damn, you beat me to it - by one post!(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:20,
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I got 4999999 :((
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:22,
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holy shit nice one gilgy(
Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:20,
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edit it to be something good though(
Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:20,
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FUCK ME! YOU WIN!*makes notes*
*goes to bed*
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:20,
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*glees*FIVE FUCKING MILLION
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:20,
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Well done.You massive cunt. :-D
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:20,
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It should be a bit more epic a message.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:21,
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I was here too guys.Guys, notice me please.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:33,
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We only noticed you due to the smell.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 19:52,
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six million is the hitler number, you idiot!(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 0:07,
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you should get out more.(
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 1:16,
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shut up 90Nz0
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Well fuck meI missed this entirely
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 23:33,
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If anyone from the future is readin this...you're a cunt.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 23:33,
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