As we all know, JMG drives a HONDA.
What are we, on the road?


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B3ta has a new TEAM HONDA.
All the rest of you are shit.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

*Honda fives*

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

*Honda Club Handshakes*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

Type-R Civic fives?

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

It's not a Type R.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

Civic fives?

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

Indeed, and wall laid.
*Fives*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

( Zuowan, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

Have legs, will use.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

Kappas,
or Aasics if I'm jogging.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

Are you running in the early 90's?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

Aasics are a popular brand these days.
My Volleyball trainers are always Aasics, top brand.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

Isn't it "Asics"?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

It is, strictly speaking.
But their logo looks like an "a" and always has their name asics after it, so people call them aasics.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

in this case, it's probably sainsburys bAsics

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

yeah, well!
i drive one of them wipeout hover cars.
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

GAZUMPED!
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

oh it was all lies, jmg
i'm so sorry
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

i'm not sure my information online will help this forum, or could, not my thread to join into, not my thing, or is, no offence
ok
( mongychops, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

Ahh but JMG is an Accord?

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

No.
I'm not a vigilante or anything.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

Vigilante Fail!
I'm a Fiesta driver.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

Very dull car :(

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

A bus passenger JMG

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

Best rush hour car of all!

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

I rarely bus these days.
:(
Only to away games. Occasionally.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

BUS WANKER!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

FUCK YOU

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

If you could fuck your mum or Neil's sister, which one would you?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

Legs.
It's faster than the traffic on most of the main roads today.

Thanks to a serious accident on the M62 and the resultant cascade of tailbacks, it took me an hour and a half to go ten miles this morning.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

In a bus.
On the top deck, at the front, on the right.
( Zuowan, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

A big-engined six-cylinder BMW
with an interior phone and leather door panels.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:39, archived)

I just imagined the doors being leather on the outside

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

Lovely form.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

I read that as leather door penis

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

oh what would Freud make of us lot

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

it's for battering poor people if they get too close when I park

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

I bet you'd want to be catseyes
so you could look up all the cars' skirts
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

pfffft a Honda Accord perchance?

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

I had a Nissan Micra. For a couple of months.
I'm renting a car for a bit over the summer so I can run away on the weekends.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

I've driven a Micra.. Back when I first passed.
I've also driven a C3. Which I believe is French for bollocks.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

I drove a Micra,
back when I lived with my mum. It was one of the old-style square ones.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

I've also handled a Fiesta in my time, and a Corsa.
I don't mind a good CORSA.

Don't think much of the new design, mind.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

I haven't driven anything other than that one Micra.
It was faster than you'd expect for something with a 998cc engine.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

K10?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

looks like it,
I don't know.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

Corsas are pants.
HAVE AN IMAGINATION, MAN!
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

I drove a Micra straight into a pile of scrap cars once
it snapped.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

Although saying that, it might have been a Hyundai Pony

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

Hyundai Pony?
:(

Haven't seen one for years, must have all rotted away.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

That was the deal with this one
I got given it for banger racing, but both sills were so rotten it wasnt even worth stripping for spares, so I dumped it into reverse and drove it backwards into the scrapyard and into the nearest pile. Got 20 quid.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

Can't argue with that.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

hahahahaha
actually I don't know why I found that so funny.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

my mum got rear-ended by a Subaru Justy in one,
the Justy was a right off, the Micra needed a bit of straightening out.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

I liked Justys
especially the 4x4s.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

Wasn't that the same as a Suzuki Swift?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

ehhh, urrr, hmmmm, uhhh
there was a LOT of pinching and swapping going on with those two back then.
Which one made the Bedford Rascal van in a 4x4 version? Was that Subaru too?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

Bedford was General Motors, wasn't it?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

Was based on the Suzuki Carry, according to Wikipedia.
You could be thinking of the Daewoo Damas.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

Actually, I'm thinking of the Subaru Libero
the one they made 4x4 just so they could say every car in the range was available as AWD.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

Looks like the Mystery Machine.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

Yeah, but these big manufacturers swap old plans around all the time
Daewoo Nexia is an Opel Astra, Daewoo Espero was an Opel Ascona, Mazda 121 was an old Ford Fiesta (yes, I know, Ford own Mazda); it wouldn't surprise me if the crafty Asians didn't buy a redundant blueprint or go 50/50 on the design for exclusive production rights on each continent.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

Daewoo and Opel are both GM.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

They are now
they weren't back then.
(Daewoo also owned FSO, the Polish factory, about 5km from my flat)
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

My mum inherited an FSO from my granddad.
It was crap.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

it was a AWD

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

away over kittens
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

I got me a Honda Prelude Type S
Its all good.
(Fluffster, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

I think that on b3ta, Team Honda are the best team on here.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

Damn right
They all dont have the Vtec.
(Fluffster, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

Who needs vtec when you've got VANOS

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

Vtec AND Lsd.
I guess your BMW will have some sort of diff though.
(Fluffster, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

the one I'm looking at has TWO diffs
and a transfer box.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

well, quite.
It would be sheer foolishness to have both.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

but Vtec is wank in that it has only two cam lobes to select from
rather than a conical gear at the sprocket end and angled lobes on one cam, giving a massively varied range of valve timings.
And then there's DOUBLE VANOS!
*orgasms*
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

it's clever stuff.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

The Type S
is prob the best Vtec apart from the NSX. 5200rpm-9500rpm is a rush in any gear.
(Fluffster, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

I'll admit I know fuck all about any car made this millenium

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

you know those light cycles from tron?
yeah
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

the ones that only exist in a computer game?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

a film, tron was a film

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

yes
a film about someone being trapped inside computer games.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

jenpots in a car

( jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:46, archived)