How many new posts can we fit in an hour and half?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

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( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

POST POST POST
NEVER STOP
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Hold it on high and reach the top

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

oh god im having an s club 7 flashback

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

Did he "bring it all back"?

( TY&GN, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

He never had a dream come true
Have you ever?
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

FUN LIGHTGUY FACT NUMBER 12
on one of the s club songs they used lots of children as backup singers

I WAS ONE OF THOSE CHILDREN

edit: it should be pointed out that i never got to meet any of them, my primary school was asked to provide children for vocals and my class was chosen, we just sang and went home again
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

Liebot are you telling us a lie?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

this is a solid gold truth

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

YOU WOULD SAY THAT.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

if only there were some fable teaching us the importance of not telling lies!

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)

the story of Jesus:
lie and you get crucified
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

there ain't no flashback
like an s club flashback
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

I thought they were reforming
but I haven't heard anything since
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

I think we should have none

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

As long as they don't have to contain anything new or potentially interesting, probably lots

( WormuIus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Aggravated, pseudo-ironic internet fiction doesn't count.
Sorry.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

I don't know
I just don't know.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Don't know, don't care
cos I'm off to bed.
( CowJam, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Frankly my dear i don't give a damn

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

hopefully, not many
/thanks to all who added to the Builder's Film Club thread,
really cheered me up reading that :)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

it was rather good
i can't remember having seen that many replies to a post that wasn't a brand new thread
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Best pun thread so far.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

The Silence Of The Hammerdrills

( broadsword, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

I got as far as 'Silence of the Jambs' with that one

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

Haaa

( TY&GN, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

sorry I just missed it

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

go for it, it's still down there
/and still getting added to :)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

It's still down there and it's very good.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

snakes on a plane
bindun?
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

Builder's Bum and Dumber

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

It's almost a shame it was a subthread!
Who would have known it would have gone on to be such a hit?

I'd prepare your tuxedo for the cr3 end of year "Post of the year" awards!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

I'm loving /talk more and more :)

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

It's great when it's like this!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

We could go for an all board pun thread in the bunker, when the maintenance kicks off.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

Man, this actually sounds really gay.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

but oh so tempting

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

More than you!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

I'm listening to Limp Buizkit.
I feel I should be drinking cidar in the park with all the cool kids, to do this.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

Cool kids wouldn't listen to Limp

( magnum, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

cool
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

I really like them and don't understand why many people have such a hatred for them.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

Why not focus on how many interesting conversations or discussions on points of interest we can have
or how many new things we could learn?
( magnum, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

I dunno, but I'd like to see everyone stop posting for an hour or so after the maintenance is done.
Make them think that they've fucked B3ta up.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

I'd like to see everyone except glued eel and Lightguy banned.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

It's an impossible dream.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

bend over and we'll find out

( scott,, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Gate or lamp?

( broadsword, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

both

( scott,, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

WOO 7000000!!!!11!11!!!!!! \m/(*-*)\m/

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

I wonder if I can hit 20,000 before it goes down

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

Maybe

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)

good luck!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

It sure is possible

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

Only about 655

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

Did you delete that thread about the person at your uni who died?
From ages ago...
( TY&GN, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

I don't think so...

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

I was looking for my horibbly controversial reply
but I can't find it
( TY&GN, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

Hmmm...
I'll have a poke.
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/5675024
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

how many DICKS can your mum.. oh wait
no idea
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)