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I found out who the b3tan i saw in the pub the other day was.
He's a link boarder. He made the sign of the cross when i said I was a /talker. i replied "At least I'm not a QOTW boarder....you cunt"
Should i
(a)shun him,
(b)laugh with him, or
(c)kick his crutches away when i next see him?
VOTE NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:24, archived)
Fire solves everything.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
B, C, then A.
Followed by a quick wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
GO NORTH

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
GO WEST
If I don't listen to the talk of the town
Maybe I can fool myself
I'll get over you I know I will
I'll pretend my ship's not sinking
And I'll tell myself I'm over you
'Cause I'm the king of wishful thinking
(King of wishful thinking)
Ooh I am the king of wishful thinking
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
I love you from the bottom of my pencil case.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
deep, so deep
the number one we hope to reap,
depends upon the tears you weep, so cry baby cry
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
Don't marry her *blank* me

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
umm... is it 'or'?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
Mike's right.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
you see a flask
exits are north, south and dennis
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
THROW FLASK AT RHCPAUL

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
the rhcpaul catches your clumsily thrown flask
then bludgeons you silly with it

game over
you have scored 2%
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
BEAK CHEAT ENABLE
BEAK RHCPAUL TO DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)
hold hard, the rhcpaul is rather taken with your beak
there shall be no bloodshed today

an alliance is formed and an agreement is reached, the new enemy appears in hues of grey

sally forth and defeat... /talk
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)
You have been eaten by a grue.

(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)
Damn your eyes, I was going to say that.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
i know who you are, sonny

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
So do I, on point of fact.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)
do you though,
do you?!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
i might buy some (very expensive) sunglasses

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
Why the brackets?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)
i was trying not to make a point of the fact that they will be (very expensive) sunglasses

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
I see

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
What's the matter, Pickle? You're looking (very ex) pensive.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

en
an
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
Oh aye...
*cricket applause*
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
i think they're more prone to rubbing their wings together

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
Ex pensive?
No longer?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

engage him in debate about his christian views
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:26, archived)
Why not just be friendly to him?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
hahahahahahaha.
no.

I should have warned you about the bumpy crossing things. fallen regularly on them when skating. thought you would wait and do road, with pads.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
Couldn't be bothered to wait
I will now though :S
I'm going to look into a different route - one with fewer crossings.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)
weep in his beer

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)

e a
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
in that case
r k
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

ee as
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
I just wouldn't visit that pub again.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
It's the only one with a sun trap beer garden
and despite previous felonies, I still get served there.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)
Where is (d) make sweet love with him.

(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)
He's really tall.
I'm not sure my buttocks could accomodate.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:30, archived)
You can use a CHAIR

(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)
what, to make enough space in them?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
He's a b3tan. His penis will probably be <4inches

(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
He might have a choad thouhg.

(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
Pretend to be a cat near him.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)
This is the most likely to happen.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
d) ENVOLVE

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)
*arms flail*
*legjivery*

ENVOLVE!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
ENVOLVE!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
ENVOLVE!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
what, no please?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
(d) find something esle to talk about, rather then lonely internet message board cliques

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)
that's such a /talk thing to say.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:46, archived)
that's such a b3ta reply.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
you're such an internet person

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
says the person posting on an internet message board about cliques.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:48, archived)
yeah, but I'd never talk to someone down the pub about it
I'd be far too ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)
massage his prostate
with a bog brush
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
not sure i could reach it.
Could probably send a hamster up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
Finger him!
bet yet, fist!
(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)
fuck meeting b3tans irl
thats some bad juju maaan
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
You've met me
I can't think of any worse juju than that.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
i do not bash.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
INTERNERD FIGHT

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)
*pushes you*
into a hedge
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)
oh yeah because links are awesome!
no but really, board and talk at least have conversation, links is just a string of other things to look at.

CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)
but... but... i like looking at other things sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)