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Oh fucking hell.
Just to push him down the board.

Hello. What's shaking, you gorgeous beings?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
My fist.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
Oh aye?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
INNN RAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
AT THE THUNDER

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
I AM THE LAW.
/judge-dredd.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
THERE IS NO SPOON
/SuperMatt
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
I'm surprisingly well moneyed
I might buy a toy
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
Ooh Monkey with cymbals!

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
Nice one

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
BUY ME SOMETHING

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
Alright
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
I don't know.
Get me something fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
Some Polos

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
PEEP-HOLE BRA

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
I've seen her tits
There'd be no peeping
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
YUK

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
WITH FIRECROTCHLESS PANTIES

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)
You're a sick man

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
My extremities.
/low blood sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
Get this man a doughnut.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
With chocolate icing!
STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
I'm like a victim of a sexy crime, only I've been stabbed with the hot knife and pummelled with a phwoar bat.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
PHWOAR!

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
... I've not got anyone on ignore so I don't know who you want to push down because no one shit has posted
apart from you, twatfeatures.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
*shrug*

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
Not much. I hung out loads of washing, unpacked and will clean the bathroom whilst the Sims 2 Nightlife is installing.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
WOWSERS

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
lol i got locked on a empty train
i had to bang like a mong on the drivers window to get someone to let me out
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
Each time you mention this I will call you a mong
MONG
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
lololol i so am
well disappointed with the drivers cabin bit. fucking dull, i wanted some buttons to push
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
You need a key for cool shit to happen and beep and that

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)
I saw that.
I did do LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
i sat there for fucking half hour

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)
Were you on the only train IN THE WORLD
With no emergency door release handles?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
£50 fine for improper use though

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
Ultimate shame for being fucking spasticated enough to get locked on

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
Yes this

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
nein.
it was my platform. and it was their errrrrror.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
How did you get locked on a train?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
The guard walked through and mistook her for an old bag.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
Michael J Fox

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
I'm deeply in love with you.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
You bum lords.
I see your double Michael J Fox and raise you a Muhammad Ali.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)
Shakey J beats Muhammad Wobli hands down.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
*splorf*
ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
We talked about this and we both agreed no.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
Michael J Fox

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
A guy added me on FB and his hobbies include collecting Weebles
WEEBLES
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
OH THEO.
Did you add yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)
I collect porcelain fairies
AS WELL YOU KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)
I'm organising the SSG Farewell Tour
Who wants to do sound?
(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
Who is SSG anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
I'll perform "Rhythm is a Cancer"

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
Excellent

(__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
FUCK YOU FRIZ
STOP TRIVIALISING MY ILLNESS, FUCKING SERIOUSLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
This funky, funky beat.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
I can't bake cookies.
I just can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)
I haven't tried baking cookies yet.
I might try on Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)
it's staff training day
so far, it's going BRILLIANT
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
I'm going to make myself a billionaire.
When I do that, i'll buy a road and you can have one of the houses.

If anyone pisses me off, I'll rent out one of the houses to smack-heads at £1/year.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)
My hips



I think the screws have come loose :(
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
I'm excited for a party tonight, and for when I can get home and read a new book.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
I'm mooshing my boobies together as well speak

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
My gigantic quivering testicle.
I keep it in the loft.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
Half of the Sinai Peninsula

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)
THE CRICKET!
THEY ARE DOING THE CRICKET JUST ROUND THE CORNER FROM ME, A WELSH!
very exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
I am in a good mood
My car isn't costing as much as I thought it would and tomorrow is my last day at work this week. Yey. *does a little dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
My Nan

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)