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I think the shit lurker from down there has had some kind of breakdown.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:02, archived)
I'm getting some proper mental gazzes.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:03, archived)
I think you should unveil them for the world to see.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:04, archived)
Honestly, what the fuck?
@ re: At least thank the people that answered your question,
What do you care?

Go stick some more gel in it quick!
(Qazxswe After 6 years major lurkage..., Thu 30 Sep, 17:00, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
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Sent To Qazxswe:

@ re: At least thank the people that answered your question,
What the blithering fuck are you on about, chavvy ginger hair?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Unpleasant creature, Thu 30 Sep, 16:59)
in reply to:
@ re: At least thank the people that answered your question,
Oh mate I *really* hope we didnt get off on the wrong foot...

Very sorry again. Hope the medication works for you real soon.

I might be a pointless fuckhole but with time I can learn and change. Try doing that to your chavvy ginger hair
(Qazxswe After 6 years major lurkage..., Thu 30 Sep, 16:57)
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:04, archived)
oh god
are you ginger?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
No.
My hair has been many colours in my life, but never, ever ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:09, archived)
Nor is it chavvy or full of gel.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:10, archived)
You are FAIRLY chavvy, be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:11, archived)
I bet he has some black polyester trousers with white stripes down the seams

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:12, archived)
LIES! SLANDEROUS LIES!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:16, archived)
I don't even know how.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:15, archived)
Come on.
All that "business" (and it's in the past and I love you and I'm glad it all worked out and you are happy, you know) wouldn't have been out of place on a Jeremy Kyle. And you wear shell suits, drink Special Brew and on your passport your occupation is given as "Twocker".
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:19, archived)
You fucking liar.
Special brew is foul.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:21, archived)
I LOVE YOU YES I DO

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
harsh
cr3 calls me a chav because I want a Staffie
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:21, archived)
Chav.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
Chav.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
fucking hell, you might as well tie your hair in a Chelsea Facelift and get a white tracksuit
you revolting council-estate trollop.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:30, archived)
Get a Staf/English Mastiff cross instead.
Looks the same but five times bigger. Then you can look even smaller, as everyone will think it's a normal staf.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:34, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:58, archived)
haha poor people

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:29, archived)
HAHAHA! THEY ARE A CRY BABY!
LOVE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
Hahaha
Oh excellent, I do love the mentals.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:11, archived)
They're multiplying, WB
it's like there's something in the water.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:13, archived)

I based your chavvy/gingeryness on the fact that googling your nick brings up your Flickr (and dont say it isnt yours because it mentions b3ta on it as well) and you look... well.. ginger.

My main point is a think you are a rude, uncouth moran (EDIT: yes as in Dylan) who sends offensive messages with no basis in truth.

I dont and never will have a problem with gingers.

And yes I may be mental... I have had a proper shit day and some fuckwit insulting me for no reason (and more importantly) with real menace pissed me off.

Sorry. Will deal with it
(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:22, archived)
MORAN

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:23, archived)
Haha, 'real menace.'
TAKING THE INTERNET TOO SERIOUSLY.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:25, archived)
Your screen and/or eyes are fucked, you mentalist.
And at least I can spell moron, you moron.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)

Haha I meant as in Dylan - as per my edit :P

And do fuck off: Google your name. A ginger pricks Flickr account with a b3ta badge appears on it.

That is some fucked up coincidence
(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:25, archived)
MORAN

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:28, archived)
Oh, I see.
You're basing everything off a picture taken over 4 years ago, whereas I'm basing everything off you being a screaming mental on here.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:29, archived)
he's right, you do look ginger:
www.flickr.com/photos/brayndedd/280181618/

It's ok, you can admit it. Yo udon't have to be ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)
Fair enough, but that's not even a little bit what I look like nowadays, what with it being 4 years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:41, archived)
Are you still with her?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:59, archived)
No, not for a few years now.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:59, archived)
thank god, she's rough

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:01, archived)
Cracking tits though.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:10, archived)

And I hope you told her to go see a doctors with that cracking skin issue... Not a good look... crusty tits...
(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:16, archived)
Wooooah now
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moran_%28Maasai%29

he might just fuck your shit right up.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
MORRON

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
MOARING

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:46, archived)
*pokes the mental for more reactions*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:27, archived)

I have been poked and responded accordingly.

I would look for more pictures of the lying ginger but I cant be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:17, archived)
you need to calm down
this place is a playground. Insults are thrown with full violence, safe in the knowledge that none of us care about who we're talking to. If you get insulted, it's your problem. It's only the internet, after all.

Take a deep breath, you mardy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:27, archived)
but those words really hurt, whaaaaaaaaaaa

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:30, archived)
I'm totally sending this to mike.
It's comedy gold.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:32, archived)
I just looked at the flickr photo - you are totally pikey looking.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)
I was a bit of a twat back then, I must admit.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:41, archived)
Are you ginger?
No.
My hair has been many colours in my life, but never, ever ginger.
( BraynDedd Unpleasant creature, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:09, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply) then:

Your screen and/or eyes are fucked, you mentalist.
And at least I can spell moron, you moron.
( BraynDedd Unpleasant creature, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:24, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply) then:

But in actual fact:

Oh, I see.
( BraynDedd Unpleasant creature, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 17:29, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)

In summary: Q: Are you ginger BraynDedd? A: Yes. Yes I am

Be proud BraynDedd! BTW did you see that MIA video?
(I helped save b3ta! Qazxswe Meh, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 18:15, archived)