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if uri gellar was any kind of friend
he would make him alive again
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
I laughed my bollocks off
When the BBC asked him if he knew anything else and he told them that he only knew what they knew. Some fucking psychic he is!
(Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
i liked the viz edition where they asked the nation to concentrate their pschic energy on his photo to give uri gellar piles

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
at last
now I AM KING OF POP
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
it's such a trajedy
his son prince michael was just reaching sexual maturity. He'd waited so long only to die now
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
Behind the times, but...
Episode 2 of Psychoville was rather good I thought.

*ebays*

[edit] No.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

Behind the times, but...
Episode 2 of Psychoville was rather good I thought.

*ebays* Michael Jackson joke
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
Needs more Michael.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
A MAN HAS DIED FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU HEARTLESS CUNT.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

BEAUTIFUL SEXY
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
He's even MORE sexy now that he's actually dead and doesn't just look it

(Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
THE PEOPLE'S POPE OF POP

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
he was the people's paedo

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
THE PEOPLE'S PAEDO POPE OF POP
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
Along with about 150,000 other people today.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
You seem to know an awful lot about these deaths.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
Micheal jackson moonwalks into a bar.
He hurt his arse. lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
He can't moonwalk anywhere.
Because he's dead. You callous fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
He was only a mere mortal.
He couldn't resist the evil of the thriller.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
WE FUCKING KNOW!
hang on, what?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
It's alright guys, he's just hiding.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson_(actor)
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
Just heard that Michael Bolton's died.
Devastated. Apparently it's on Sky News at the moment.
(mingeswingers, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
As am I.
Big fan here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
You're joking, right?
RIGHT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
When Michael Jackson is buried, they're gonna play the Earth Song....geddit? because he'll buried under earth, see! Eh? Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
:( - For the joke.
:(((((( - For MJ.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
HA!
Hear his new single? "Rot With You".

Erm, zing.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
Something involving 'blood on the dancefloor'
meh
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
Comedy gold!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
Apparently
Michael Jackson died from choking on a small bone
(Arnolfini wasn't feeling very funny on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
i heard he swallowed some bleach
it was meant for his face
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
Sickipedia's down
Jacko dies and the world logs on to Sickipedia. What are we like?
(mongothemagnificent knows where you live, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
Micheal Jackson had stopped breathing when firefighters turned up...
I have very little medical knowledge but if I'd stopped breathing the last person I'd want first on the scene is a fireman.
(mousemonkey, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
So if you stopped breathing you'd prefer a clown to turn up?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
Suppose so,
If it was the last thing I was going to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
What's Michael Jackson's favourite food?
He is dead and so has no need for physical nourishment.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
DA DUM DUM TISH!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
Oh come on
We're cracking out new jokes by the second, and you stick your hand in the 2002 jar :(
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)
fair play

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
MICHAEL JACKSON'S IN THE THAMES

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived) 

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(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
Runaround..........
............NOW
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
Holding hands with Diana on the Pope

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

I don't mean to question your statement, but I do believe that there have been quite a few "Popes" so far, but when they die, the title gets passed on to the next one. And they become former Popes.
(Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
Oh lords, here we go again
*leaves for a couple of days*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)
WE WILL MISS YOU MICHAEL!!.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
He killed Dando.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
RIP Michael Peel

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
MICHAEL ARE YOU OKAY? MICHAEL ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY MICHAEL?
Evidently not. Lol.
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
He's not died, has he?
What a bloody scoundrel!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
OO ARE THEY???

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
there's thunder here, as if god himself is mourning jackson's passing

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
A little boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God a male or a female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both a male and a female."
This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Is Michael Jackson God?"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
Ooh where are you?
I want a storm.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
bournemouth

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
All this baad-mouthin', puttin' the man down. Maybe he did touch some children now and then, but come on! It's Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson!

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)

nonce
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
Michael Jackson is dead

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
WHHHAAA....?
News to me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
This needs to be on the popular page.
The world needs to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
I saw him in Cardiff when I was a young 'un.
Best night ever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
did you show him
your chocolate starfish?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)
Probably.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
i thought a few of you would get the south park quote, but no

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)
I did.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
*awards gold star*

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)
Montel.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
Have you heard about MJs unreleased book?
The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
If you own Rappers Delight on vinyl and a pair of Technics 1210's
You should pitch it down to about -6 or 7%

It sounds fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
is that like angel delight?

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)
Yes
But it tastes like cold steel
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:20, archived)
Are they going to dig Diana up to get her opinion on Michael jackson?
Farrah Fawcett is already being interviewed.
(empty_personality, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
Uh-oh

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
I don't know if anyone has heard yet....
but Jermaine Jackson's brother has died.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
Tito??
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
NOT TITO!
OMG!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:16, archived)
NO I DIDNT
DO TELL!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
Eat Brown Bread Ice cream
at the belfry!!!!
(empty_personality, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
What did eveyrone have for lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
nothing

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)
cannelloni
with fresh bread. nomtastic.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)
Nowt

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)
I knew he couldn't Beat It.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
It's Human Nature

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
Blame it on the boogie.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

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