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That time of the week again!
www.b3ta.com/questions/tramps/post475369
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:57, archived)
would this be a good time to mention I've got modalpopupextender objects being called dynamically from confirmbuttonextenders in a databound gridview?
I'm fucking bored of my job, anyone fancy running away to join a circus?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:02, archived)
Can we have Baldmonkey try and tame the lions?

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:03, archived)
He could have one in a headlock whilst kicking the other one away.
For an hour. Each night.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:03, archived)
I'd like to see some baldmonkey on rhinoceros action

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:04, archived)
I just sent a message laughing at someone I beat on fight night.
They messaged back before they read my message saying "good fight" and I felt pretty bad.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:03, archived)
BULLY.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:05, archived)
Why can't sign up forms settle on a fucking name for where we live.
It annoys me more than it should that I have to check the list for England, United Kingdom and Great Britain to find out what they file us under.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:20, archived)
I always choose Uzbekistan
because I press the U key too many times then decide that I like the sound of Uzbekistan
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:22, archived)
It was for my billing address though ennit.
www.telltalegames.com/store/talesofmonkeyisland

Oh yer, downloading.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:25, archived)
I'm well addicted to that cop chase Flash thing
I've got all the upgrades now, imagine that
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:26, archived)
roll call?

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:09, archived)
just going to bed. i'll think of you whilst i play with myself and cry.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:15, archived)
I think Bee Friendly left

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:18, archived)
listed

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:23, archived)
I can't help noticing that flouncers temporarily lose the ability to spell
that Otterby twat is a prime example of this effect
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:26, archived)
ok, I think I fixed my keyboard
totally just pulled the E key off and cleeaned underneath it

I should go back into tech support, I'm ace at computers
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:30, archived)
You wanna take him back anytime?

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:47, archived)
fella who got left out when 3 mates went for 2 lovely ladies.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:20, archived)
yer

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:21, archived)
siryessir

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:31, archived)
Hey so wuts ur favorite type of chicken?

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:09, archived)
Bantam

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:09, archived)
salt 'n' pepper.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:21, archived)
lol fried chickn

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:27, archived)
oh wow, it's like totally raining here
like, there's a whole bunch of like rain and shit

srsly
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:07, archived)
Seriously? Wow.
I might have a fag.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:12, archived)
I have bought a new shiny thing
and its one of these

www.dolphinmusic.co.uk/shop/flypage/product_id/10473

I hope to have it by Saturday, then the fun begins.

I intend to teach myself to play the thing, this could be fun.

when was the last time you played with yourself a guitar?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/baaj.gif
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)
try the thread below

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)
I decided this one was duller.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)
I say he starts a new thread, and shows us again.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)
Sometimes, I think to myself, that when I'm a millionaire, I'm going to hire you and put you in a box, a box which when summoned, unleashes what can only be described as a FURY of mind-altering artwork.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)
I honestly blacked out when I started it.
The first thing I remember afterwards is posting that link.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)
WE NEED MORE ARTWORK WHERE THIS HAPPENS.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)
i had a guitar when i was young
my parents bought it for me and wanted me to learn but all i was interested in doing was the james bond theme tune
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)
Two Minutes ago
Public holiday here...
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)
you fucking tit
you asked me what to buy and I said "don't buy a Squier, they are shit"

so what do you buy? a Squier

welcome to the world of compressed cardboard Korean shitplanks made in a refitted former lawnmower factory
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)
Looks like I was stretching the guitar comment a bith then.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)
I just checked, moohalaa gave the same advice when TBL asked this question in december
so I've no bloody sympathy

edit: bloody keyboard sticking, I'm going to throttle a kitten in a minute
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)
I'm now picturing you fronting a comedy gameshow whilst uttering this.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)
I also asked you last week what you said
as I had forgotten

and you did not reply.

anyway, I have not ashully picked it up, and can change my mind (such is the luxury of having a new shop in town)

wot you suggest then?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)
I'm guessing, not one of those.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)
buy a Squier, they're really good

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)
hahaha
I love you man.

I think it's time to sleep.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:10, archived)
also, this
b3ta.com/talk/6248224
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)
yes i noticed that
pity I fucked off to bed at 2.30
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)
nah fuck it
I'll buy a Roland Juno Di, sod the guitars.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:12, archived)
Squiers are only good if you put heavy strings on, jack the action right up and use them for slide
postin dis again

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMN81_PIhQI
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:16, archived)
Sounds like "In my time of dying".
My Tanglewood Outlaw sounds the same but my slide work is shit.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:21, archived)
er
i think you'll find this cunt is right
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)
That looks like a guitar.
I'm sure it is.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:02, archived)
It's no '59 strat.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)
no but this is
www.hobokenvintage.com/pic/guitars/59strat.jpg
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:06, archived)
Yay!

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)
SHUT UP YOU FAT SPASTIC!
It's JMG!
Who's already tits in the air furious?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:52, archived)
I reckon rigby's probably got something to say.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:53, archived)
Who?

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:53, archived)
EXACTLY

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)
pfft!

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)
I see.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)
I am a little bit narked

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:53, archived)
Chin up Fairy.
Pomp and ponder.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)
There's death wishing a'plenty.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)
:(

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)
I know, bad B3ta times.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)
I'm desperately disappointed, I found out I'm not funny

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)
Did you get zinged by rigby too?
Actually wishing I was dead after that.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)
we should have profile badges

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)
I'll stick one up your arse ifyou like.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)
IS THERE BULLYING AFOOT?

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)
i don't think this place is for me. too mean.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)
I wish Bee Friendly was dead

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)
Point proofen.
bye, bastards.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)
FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)

we are so fucking cool.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)
FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE!
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)
Bye

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)
FUCK OFF YOU INTOLERABLE DULLARD.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)
You spastic.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)
Is it everyone?

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)
sorry jammy I did not see you come in.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6283510
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)
Found an sd card...
Hi all, this may or may not be the right place to ask this, but i think this is the only place i won't get ridiculed if i ask this.

Right, basically, i found an 8GB micro sd card the other day, and it has a lot of data from one of the lecturers at glasgow uni. I know this guy's email and name etc, but i really want to keep the SD card, however i also wish to be a slightly good person and give this guy his data back (it appears to have a few people's coursework on it)

What would you guys do?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)
I'd give it back
Because i'm nice like that and stuff
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
I'd give it back because I'm not a thieving pikey cunt.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
You're pathetic if you think you won't get ridiculed here you pathetic cunt.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
I like this

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
Shut up you fucking idiot.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
You turn me on when you talk like that.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
I always talk like that.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)

You are the cause of my permanent state of arousal.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:35, archived)
Ditto, I'm rising like a soufflé.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:44, archived)
Ah well, you've swayed me.
I'll send him a quick e-mail and get it back to him ASAP.

also, derp on my part, for not knowing how much one cost >.<
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)
He might even send you something as a reward.
Book token, spice rack etc.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)
ooohhhhhhhhhh
a beloved spice rack!
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)
fuck a long way off
and when you get there, fuck further off

and keep fucking off until we tell you to stop
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)

....Can i stop yet?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)
duh!
give it back.. that's a shitload of work on there
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)
the Conga
like a train across the floor
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:43, archived)
bad dreams...
so what bad dreams or nightmares have you had recently?

After playing left 4 dead.. I had a dream i got chased by zombies, and had to see my brother get ´huntered´ alive. then come face to face with a witch in the sewers.. woke up in a sweat..

then a few nights ago i dreamt i was flying from gibraltar to madrid (i hate flying) and suddenly over barajas airport i did a vertical dive crash into the runway.. woke up bolt upright scaring the crap outa my cat sleeping on my bare chest who scratched the shit out of me in fear.

what´s your recent bad dreams?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)
I had a dream the other night
That my boyfriends friends had organised for him to get married the next day, to a horse. At first he thought it was funny, but then he thought it was a good idea.
I was upset because I thought the only reason he agreed to getting married to a horse was because it would mean he wouldn't have to marry me.

How sad.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
missy
this is /talk, i think people get banned for posting cute stuff

but this is lully
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
Dude, sorry.
I didn't realise that you were actually spasticated.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
show
me
your

bumhole?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)
This has NOTHING to do with horses

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
ffs mongy
1. msn
2. say you don´t believe they´re a real girl
3. webcam
4. i don´t believe your boobs are so big
5. webcam
6. i promise i won´t show anyone
7. 4chan
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
I'm quite angry that you missed an easy 'Friz as a Boomer' joke.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
What, like the ice lolly?

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)
haha :D
BLEURGH
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
it's all bad
yeah
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:00, archived)
whoa, bed times, imagine that

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)
Oh wow I play Left for Dead.
Don't want to play with you though cause you sound pretty weird and that.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)
well if you play PC version gaz me your steam ID
i only post some weird things here to see the reactions out of pure boredom
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)
Do you have any idea how irrevoacbly damaged my sterling reputation would be if I played video games with some weirdo from b3ta?

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
me and rebel biscuit and coast of yemen have some good games
even my french accountant at work plays it (ffs, he´s on 50/52 achievements).

worth a shot, trying versus more now as played the hell out of the rest.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
Woah this is uncomfortable.
Don't quite know how to say this cause you sound a nice person and that but I really don't want to play video games with you. Contemplating telling you to fuck off at the end of this post but decided against it.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
I don't have much to add to this subthread, can I just reiterate the fact that you are quite shit and boring?
thanks, I feel more involved now
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
i just re-read it
fucking boring agreed

now who the fuck has a link to this 3 guys 1 hammer shit? i can´t find fuck all on it... just forum threads
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)
I'd really suggest not watching it.
It's not one of those shock sites where you maybe get a bit of a laugh out of it, it is genuinely fucked up and horrible.

I wish I wasn't a curious cunt.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)
hmmm. ok fair do.
make me feel like an internet virgin why don´t you
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)
I'm saving your soul.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
I didn't mean just your last few posts, I mean generally you are shit and boring and unfunny

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)
is it me or do all your posts contribute zero content of interest

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)
yeah, that's you all right

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
Shit, could someone help me pick up all of these spoons?

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
I'll give you the link but you have to take the wank challenge on it and actually knock one out to it.
As evidence I want to see your semen on the front page of today's newspaper with the video playing in the background.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)
fucking hell, you are shit and boring

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)
just saying, like

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
Go easy on this shit and boring spastic yo.
He's just trying to be less shit and boring.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)
I was just making an observation, no offence, forum banter

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
Go and click that post where mongy said he wished Friz was dead.
More popular page posts should wish death on people.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
link please, can't be arsed scrolling

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6283250
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)
Oh yer job done.
Let's make a load of posts from a load of different people wishing Friz was dead. If the popular page was full of posts wishing Friz was dead, that'd make Friz feel pretty bad which would in turn make me feel like, really good about myself.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)
I wish Friz would just die.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
haha friz sounds like it could be the name of a dog.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
i wish you guys weren't such boring sheep

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
I wish rigby was dead.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)
clickin dis

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
so spelling is subjective then you sad case
why stay if you hate it soo much?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)
I wish Friz would decompose.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)
i don't remember them when I wake up sometimes.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
i had a dream once

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
Did someone shoot you soon afterwards?

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
did it involve black guys

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
Sounds terrible.
I never have bad dreams, just odd ones.

The other day I had a dream where I was fishing. I caught a big black fish with purple eyes. I put it back in the water. End of dream.

Can't remember whether or not I was in a bivvy
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)
This post was better when I read 'fishing' as 'fisting'

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)
Fantastic thread.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)
i have nothing to post on this forum
bivvy
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)
this was bivvy

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)
Chips.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)
curry sauce

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:51, archived)
northernwifeb3ta can't look directly at the sun anymore.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)
i can you dick
it just makes me sneeze is all

edit: huzzah from awesome manager:

"Yer, don't worry, I'll sort you out."

He even said "yer" trying to be all relaxed and cool
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)
shitcunt

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)
You called?

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:27, archived)
Rubbish

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)
shooting some b-ball,
up against the school?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)
Outside of the school.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)
this

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
Fresh prince!!!!

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
I'm glad Captain Obvious found the time to create an account.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)
sorry i just like will smith.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)
He scares me
This is what he does, right.

He posts an odd insult in my direction, and then gazzes me to tell me he doesn't mean it.

I'm not sure what to think of the guy. He seems to be trying too hard.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)
get off this post you fat fuck
i cannae breathe

edit: well fuck you then friz you bi-sexual mr kipling wanker. and your singing is shit. climb up back inside your own arse pls.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)
In the land of the dull and needy,
you really are a fat spastic.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)
See? This confuses me
I'd understand if I, you know, replied to your posts. Or complained. Or reacted in any way.

You're an odd, odd man
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)
no you are a needy fat faced drama student, you are scum, do fuck off
you can maybe look down on ...................no one, you shit fuck
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
this
with bells on

and to think this pervy song writing pedo is going to try and teach kids to sing....
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
Paedo.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
Yup
"you know i´m always joking right?

if ever you actually get seriously offended let me know and i´ll delete a post

you contribute some good material to b3ta. and to food suppliers. i joke i joke!

but srsly, ur a good guy, & your pretty fuckin funny, so if am offending yer, i will stop

hugs x..."
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)
see mongy, this is what i´m on about
he even edited my gaz.. fucking loner
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
Which bit did I edit?

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
Aww
I really mean that much to you?

That's so sweet :)
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)
you made a mistake, and i will pay you back

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
What mistake did I make?
I'm genuinely interested
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
the one where you became bisexual and started touching kids

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
my fucking kids
the freak is a cunt
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
I touched.. your.. kids?

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
did you?
no. but you wanted to, i still have he posts, you went to far
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:47, archived)
At what point did I go too far
Or to far, as you say
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)
EVIDENCE!!!!
time to write to the schools...
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:48, archived)
no one likes a troll these days
funny that, i enjoy it
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)
Mr. Kipling wanker?

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)
His name is GuyInSpain.
I remember when he had a bit of a flounce on /board.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)
biggest fish i ever caught was a yellow tail tuna
10 kgs
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)
I caught a sand shark with a handline. first cast after arrriving in Fremantle. It could only go downhill from there
about 3 feet long and very thrashy
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)
my first ever time fishing, i caught a 16lb carp and got into the angling times
which was very boring
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
but mine tasted nice
:P
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:50, archived)
:/
one thing i have regularly now is a nice swordfish steak.. but never been sea fishing. might go on a dolphin trip next week armed with a camera though.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)
Fucking hell, I'm heading for my 50,000th post.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:34, archived)
Do a big gay threadrush.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)
What sort of a tedious cunt would do that

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)
Esme would.
She's well rubbish.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:41, archived)
i'm going to post this
j.photos.cx/20090706-eff.png
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:40, archived)
Thread: SAVED.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:44, archived)
bivvy woz ere

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
Mike's about....SHITS GON' KICK OFF!

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:55, archived)
some fucking massive big black immigrant lady stole my ray bans tonight
not fucking happy seeing as everyone else i was drinking with tonight were friends, and she was just some loner in a pub who took her time to take the opportunity.

fucking bitch.

anyways, anyone got anything to cheer me up about tonight? friz cheer me up with a song you lil fatteh you x
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)
Racist nonce.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)
haha, no Raybans

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)
Stop mocking him, Raybans are (very expensive)

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)
it's doubly funny for me because my raybans were a present from a black immigrant lady
it's like I've got his raybans
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)
I got them duty free
but now i´ve lost:

€300 hugo boss glasses, running around trenches in belgium playing soldiers with sticks. When I was 25.

€150 duty free ray bans by trying to not look a dick by wearing them indoors. and i bought cheaper ones to learn from my lesson!

next stop.. topman
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)
Danananananananana UIGHUR! UIGHUR! UIGHUR! UIGHUR!

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)
haha
no raybans

No. Raybans.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)
Yeah, I don't really care.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?

NOT YOUR RAYBANS
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)
:(

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)
WHY DID THE DULL FORUM USER CROSS THE ROAD?
BECAUSE NO RAYBANS
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)
I SAY I SAY I SAY, MY DOG'S GOT NO RAYBANS
HOW DOES HE SMELL?

NO RAYBANS
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
TAKE MY RAYBANS... PLEASE

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)
What are/is Raybans?

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)
It's a type of large range cooker.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)
sunglasses

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)
I thought it was a type of drink
Like JD. I don't know why. It makes sense now.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)
karl's going to show us some bumhole

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)
Tomorrow

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)
Here's some wikibumhole
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Anus_m.jpg (NSFW)
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)
wikipedia: autistics uploading pics of their genitals and debating sonic the hedgehog

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)
That is very clean

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)
He doesn't seem to have an arse

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)
Why do you have 2 accounts?

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)
why do you have one?
make us laugh?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)
I've actually got 2.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)
TOO FUCKING TEDIOUS

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)
2 unfunny accounts great
will you ever do humour? or just post shit on /talk? and pco it?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)
How do you know they're both unfunny?
You don't know what the 2nd account is.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)
if you are fucking wormulus i will hunt you down and kill you

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
I'd love to see you try.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)
do you play cod2
it would be quicker tbh
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
No.
I don't play shitty online games.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)
cod2 and the cod series are some of the best FPS games ever made
or AOE2. I would fucking rape you with my chinese elite troops.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
INTERNET HARDMAN.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)
OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO KILL ME.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
sorry i assumed
if you are ever funny i take it all back
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)
if it involves you
no question
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)
oh rigby shall we have a little bully up of the boring and tedious user?
it seems fair as he is really rubbish
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)
lets bum him in the tits

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)
Can we do this tomorrow?
I'm going to bed.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)
no karl, you will get to see how shit you are now
i'm searching your posts you dullard
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
you're talking about me right?
*tries to do something un-tedious.. i was in ' dead snow' does that help?
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)
what a shame
you fucking twat
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)
easy riggaz

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)
So they are your ex rays now?

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)
Donkey Gums put it perfectly:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6281258
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)
This isn't a nice post.
He won't reply.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)
He's a bit of a shit

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)
you know i loves ya really

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:09, archived)
hahah
I PASSED MY FIRST YEAR! :D
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:05, archived)
Mark?

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)
43%, 54%, 50% and 48%
not great but who cares :D
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)
hmmm
i just hope you´re not thick, and just spent far too much time enjoying your first year ;)
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)
usually the first year doesn´t go towards any grade as such
but congrats
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)
it doesn't on my course
but we still have to pass it to move on, and now i know i can do this thang
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)
cool :)
see I didn´t know this, so when I got 41% in c++ i changed course, and put myself 4k more in debt due to not wanting to get a shit degree. doh!
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)
She outsmarted you and now she's a pair of Ray-Bans better off than you.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:08, archived)
Coming over here, stealing our shades.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)
I hope she doesn't even sell them on, she just chucks them in the bin.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)
I hope all of his friends were in on it.
Because they find him to be a fat spastic as well.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)
@mongy
I probably have made someone laugh.
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)
You haven't made me laugh

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)
Or me

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)
JOIN IN

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)
With your fucking dress sense

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)
show us your bumhole

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)
we are still waiting
we can do this day or night
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)
You've got less hair than JMG.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)
you are one of the b3tans i don´t like tbh

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)
@karl
wouldn't it be good if you'd made someone on this forum laugh once?
(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)
MONGYCHOPS FOR PRIME MINISTER

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)
Posting above Karl
/talk has no time for attention seeking shitcunts.

PARADOX ROFLS!

Post how much you hate Karl. Or me. Talk about me.
(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
YEAH
ME
(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)
CUNT
SKINNY EMO TWAT CUNT
(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)
so yeah, who likes breasts?
I'm quite partial to breasts myself
(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
I don't mind them.

(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
I like them sometimes

(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
EVERYONE likes breasts
and bumholes
(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)
In the right circumstances

(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)
I bloody love breasts, me.

(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
I am a breasts man
Hence why I grow my own
(, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)
I'm more of a bum man.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)
VALJEAN, AT LAST, WE SEE EACH OTHER PLAIN

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)
Oh come on now.

(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)
I'm partial to breasts
chicken breasts that is!

hehehe
(, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

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