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That time of the week again!
www.b3ta.com/questions/tramps/post475369
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:57,
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would this be a good time to mention I've got modalpopupextender objects being called dynamically from confirmbuttonextenders in a databound gridview?
I'm fucking bored of my job, anyone fancy running away to join a circus?
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:02,
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Can we have Baldmonkey try and tame the lions?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:03,
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He could have one in a headlock whilst kicking the other one away.
For an hour. Each night.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:03,
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I'd like to see some baldmonkey on rhinoceros action
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:04,
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I just sent a message laughing at someone I beat on fight night.
They messaged back before they read my message saying "good fight" and I felt pretty bad.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:03,
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BULLY.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:05,
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Why can't sign up forms settle on a fucking name for where we live.
It annoys me more than it should that I have to check the list for England, United Kingdom and Great Britain to find out what they file us under.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:20,
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I always choose Uzbekistan
because I press the U key too many times then decide that I like the sound of Uzbekistan
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:22,
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It was for my billing address though ennit.
www.telltalegames.com/store/talesofmonkeyislandOh yer, downloading.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:25,
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I'm well addicted to that cop chase Flash thing
I've got all the upgrades now, imagine that
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 4:26,
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roll call?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:09,
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just going to bed. i'll think of you whilst i play with myself and cry.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:15,
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I think Bee Friendly left
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:18,
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listed
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:23,
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I can't help noticing that flouncers temporarily lose the ability to spell
that Otterby twat is a prime example of this effect
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:26,
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ok, I think I fixed my keyboard
totally just pulled the E key off and cleeaned underneath it
I should go back into tech support, I'm ace at computers
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:30,
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You wanna take him back anytime?
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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:47,
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fella who got left out when 3 mates went for 2 lovely ladies.
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The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:20,
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yer
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:21,
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siryessir
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:31,
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Hey so wuts ur favorite type of chicken?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:09,
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Bantam
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:09,
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salt 'n' pepper.
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The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:21,
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lol fried chickn
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:27,
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oh wow, it's like totally raining here
like, there's a whole bunch of like rain and shit
srsly
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:07,
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Seriously? Wow.
I might have a fag.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:12,
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I have bought a new shiny thing
and its one of these
www.dolphinmusic.co.uk/shop/flypage/product_id/10473I hope to have it by Saturday, then the fun begins.
I intend to teach myself to play the thing, this could be fun.
when was the last time you played with
yourself a guitar?
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:59,
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www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/baaj.gif
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:00,
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try the thread below
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:01,
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I decided this one was duller.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:01,
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I say he starts a new thread, and shows us again.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:02,
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Sometimes, I think to myself, that when I'm a millionaire, I'm going to hire you and put you in a box, a box which when summoned, unleashes what can only be described as a FURY of mind-altering artwork.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:02,
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I honestly blacked out when I started it.
The first thing I remember afterwards is posting that link.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:03,
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WE NEED MORE ARTWORK WHERE THIS HAPPENS.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:06,
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i had a guitar when i was young
my parents bought it for me and wanted me to learn but all i was interested in doing was the james bond theme tune
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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:00,
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Two Minutes ago
Public holiday here...
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:01,
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you fucking tit
you asked me what to buy and I said "don't buy a Squier, they are shit"
so what do you buy? a Squier
welcome to the world of compressed cardboard Korean shitplanks made in a refitted former lawnmower factory
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:02,
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Looks like I was stretching the guitar comment a bith then.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:03,
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I just checked, moohalaa gave the same advice when TBL asked this question in december
so I've no bloody sympathy
edit: bloody keyboard sticking, I'm going to throttle a kitten in a minute
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:05,
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I'm now picturing you fronting a comedy gameshow whilst uttering this.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:07,
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I also asked you last week what you said
as I had forgotten
and you did not reply.
anyway, I have not ashully picked it up, and can change my mind (such is the luxury of having a new shop in town)
wot you suggest then?
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:04,
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I'm guessing, not one of those.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:08,
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buy a Squier, they're really good
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:08,
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hahaha
I love you man.
I think it's time to sleep.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:10,
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also, this
b3ta.com/talk/6248224
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:11,
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yes i noticed that
pity I fucked off to bed at 2.30
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:12,
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nah fuck it
I'll buy a Roland Juno Di, sod the guitars.
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:12,
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Squiers are only good if you put heavy strings on, jack the action right up and use them for slide
postin dis again
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMN81_PIhQI
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:16,
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Sounds like "In my time of dying".
My Tanglewood Outlaw sounds the same but my slide work is shit.
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:21,
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er
i think you'll find this cunt is right
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rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:05,
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That looks like a guitar.
I'm sure it is.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:02,
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It's no '59 strat.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:05,
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no but this is
www.hobokenvintage.com/pic/guitars/59strat.jpg
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:06,
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Yay!
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:07,
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SHUT UP YOU FAT SPASTIC!
It's JMG!
Who's already tits in the air furious?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:52,
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I reckon rigby's probably got something to say.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:53,
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Who?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:53,
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EXACTLY
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:54,
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pfft!
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rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:54,
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I see.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:54,
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I am a little bit narked
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Lollylegs lite, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:53,
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Chin up Fairy.
Pomp and ponder.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:54,
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There's death wishing a'plenty.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:54,
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:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:54,
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I know, bad B3ta times.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:55,
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I'm desperately disappointed, I found out I'm not funny
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:55,
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Did you get zinged by rigby too?
Actually wishing
I was dead after that.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:56,
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we should have profile badges
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:56,
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I'll stick one up your arse ifyou like.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:01,
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IS THERE BULLYING AFOOT?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:59,
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i don't think this place is for me. too mean.
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Harold Alperts Love Driver, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:56,
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I wish Bee Friendly was dead
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:56,
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Point proofen.
bye, bastards.
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Harold Alperts Love Driver, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:59,
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FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE FLOUNCE
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:00,
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we are so fucking cool.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:01,
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FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE!
FLOUNCE!
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:00,
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Bye
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:57,
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FUCK OFF YOU INTOLERABLE DULLARD.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:58,
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You spastic.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:03,
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Is it everyone?
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:59,
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sorry jammy I did not see you come in.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6283510
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 2:00,
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Found an sd card...
Hi all, this may or may not be the right place to ask this, but i think this is the only place i won't get ridiculed if i ask this.
Right, basically, i found an 8GB micro sd card the other day, and it has a lot of data from one of the lecturers at glasgow uni. I know this guy's email and name etc, but i really want to keep the SD card, however i also wish to be a slightly good person and give this guy his data back (it appears to have a few people's coursework on it)
What would you guys do?
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LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:26,
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I'd give it back
Because i'm nice like that and stuff
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Lollylegs lite, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:27,
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I'd give it back because I'm not a thieving pikey cunt.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:27,
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You're pathetic if you think you won't get ridiculed here you pathetic cunt.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:27,
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I like this
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Lollylegs lite, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:28,
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Shut up you fucking idiot.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:29,
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You turn me on when you talk like that.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:29,
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I always talk like that.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:30,
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You are the cause of my permanent state of arousal.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:35,
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Ditto, I'm rising like a soufflé.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:44,
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Ah well, you've swayed me.
I'll send him a quick e-mail and get it back to him ASAP.
also, derp on my part, for not knowing how much one cost >.<
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LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:30,
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He might even send you something as a reward.
Book token, spice rack etc.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:32,
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ooohhhhhhhhhh
a beloved spice rack!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:51,
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fuck a long way off
and when you get there, fuck further off
and keep fucking off until we tell you to stop
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:30,
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....Can i stop yet?
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LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:34,
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duh!
give it back.. that's a shitload of work on there
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rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:34,
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the Conga
like a train across the floor
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scott,, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:43,
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bad dreams...
so what bad dreams or nightmares have you had recently?
After playing left 4 dead.. I had a dream i got chased by zombies, and had to see my brother get ´huntered´ alive. then come face to face with a witch in the sewers.. woke up in a sweat..
then a few nights ago i dreamt i was flying from gibraltar to madrid (i hate flying) and suddenly over barajas airport i did a vertical dive crash into the runway.. woke up bolt upright scaring the crap outa my cat sleeping on my bare chest who scratched the shit out of me in fear.
what´s your recent bad dreams?
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:58,
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I had a dream the other night
That my boyfriends friends had organised for him to get married the next day, to a horse. At first he thought it was funny, but then he thought it was a good idea.
I was upset because I thought the only reason he agreed to getting married to a horse was because it would mean he wouldn't have to marry me.
How sad.
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Lollylegs lite, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:00,
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missy
this is /talk, i think people get banned for posting cute stuff
but this is lully
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:06,
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Dude, sorry.
I didn't realise that you were actually spasticated.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:09,
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show
me
your
bumhole?
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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:08,
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This has NOTHING to do with horses
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Lollylegs lite, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:10,
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ffs mongy
1. msn
2. say you don´t believe they´re a real girl
3. webcam
4. i don´t believe your boobs are so big
5. webcam
6. i promise i won´t show anyone
7. 4chan
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:10,
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I'm quite angry that you missed an easy 'Friz as a Boomer' joke.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:00,
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What, like the ice lolly?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:02,
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haha :D
BLEURGH
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:03,
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it's all bad
yeah
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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:00,
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whoa, bed times, imagine that
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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:02,
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Oh wow I play Left for Dead.
Don't want to play with you though cause you sound pretty weird and that.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:01,
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well if you play PC version gaz me your steam ID
i only post some weird things here to see the reactions out of pure boredom
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:05,
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Do you have any idea how irrevoacbly damaged my sterling reputation would be if I played video games with some weirdo from b3ta?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:06,
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me and rebel biscuit and coast of yemen have some good games
even my french accountant at work plays it (ffs, he´s on 50/52 achievements).
worth a shot, trying versus more now as played the hell out of the rest.
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:09,
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Woah this is uncomfortable.
Don't quite know how to say this cause you sound a nice person and that but I really don't want to play video games with you. Contemplating telling you to fuck off at the end of this post but decided against it.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:11,
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I don't have much to add to this subthread, can I just reiterate the fact that you are quite shit and boring?
thanks, I feel more involved now
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:12,
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i just re-read it
fucking boring agreed
now who the fuck has a link to this 3 guys 1 hammer shit? i can´t find fuck all on it... just forum threads
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:15,
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I'd really suggest not watching it.
It's not one of those shock sites where you maybe get a bit of a laugh out of it, it is genuinely fucked up and horrible.
I wish I wasn't a curious cunt.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:16,
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hmmm. ok fair do.
make me feel like an internet virgin why don´t you
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:18,
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I'm saving your soul.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:19,
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I didn't mean just your last few posts, I mean generally you are shit and boring and unfunny
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:16,
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is it me or do all your posts contribute zero content of interest
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:18,
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yeah, that's you all right
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:19,
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Shit, could someone help me pick up all of these spoons?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:27,
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I'll give you the link but you have to take the wank challenge on it and actually knock one out to it.
As evidence I want to see your semen on the front page of today's newspaper with the video playing in the background.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:18,
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fucking hell, you are shit and boring
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:02,
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just saying, like
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:03,
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Go easy on this shit and boring spastic yo.
He's just trying to be less shit and boring.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:05,
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I was just making an observation, no offence, forum banter
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:06,
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Go and click that post where mongy said he wished Friz was dead.
More popular page posts should wish death on people.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:09,
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link please, can't be arsed scrolling
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:13,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/6283250
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:13,
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Oh yer job done.
Let's make a load of posts from a load of different people wishing Friz was dead. If the popular page was full of posts wishing Friz was dead, that'd make Friz feel pretty bad which would in turn make me feel like, really good about myself.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:15,
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I wish Friz would just die.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:25,
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haha friz sounds like it could be the name of a dog.
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Harold Alperts Love Driver, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:25,
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i wish you guys weren't such boring sheep
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rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:27,
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I wish rigby was dead.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:28,
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clickin dis
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:29,
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so spelling is subjective then you sad case
why stay if you hate it soo much?
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rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:39,
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I wish Friz would decompose.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:29,
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i don't remember them when I wake up sometimes.
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Harold Alperts Love Driver, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:03,
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i had a dream once
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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:06,
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Did someone shoot you soon afterwards?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:10,
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did it involve black guys
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:11,
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Sounds terrible.
I never have bad dreams, just odd ones.
The other day I had a dream where I was fishing. I caught a big black fish with purple eyes. I put it back in the water. End of dream.
Can't remember whether or not I was in a bivvy
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:14,
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This post was better when I read 'fishing' as 'fisting'
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:22,
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Fantastic thread.
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Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:21,
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i have nothing to post on this forum
bivvy
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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:21,
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this was bivvy
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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:22,
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Chips.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:22,
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curry sauce
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rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:51,
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northernwifeb3ta can't look directly at the sun anymore.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:22,
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i can you dick
it just makes me sneeze is all
edit: huzzah from awesome manager:
"Yer, don't worry, I'll sort you out."
He even said "yer" trying to be all relaxed and cool
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:23,
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shitcunt
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:26,
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You called?
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shitcunt, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:27,
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Rubbish
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Lollylegs lite, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:29,
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shooting some b-ball,
up against the school?
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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:30,
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Outside of the school.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:32,
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this
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Lollylegs lite, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:36,
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Fresh prince!!!!
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Harold Alperts Love Driver, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:55,
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I'm glad Captain Obvious found the time to create an account.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:58,
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sorry i just like will smith.
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Harold Alperts Love Driver, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:13,
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He scares me
This is what he does, right.
He posts an odd insult in my direction, and then gazzes me to tell me he doesn't mean it.
I'm not sure what to think of the guy. He seems to be trying too hard.
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__, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:23,
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get off this post you fat fuck
i cannae breathe
edit: well fuck you then friz you bi-sexual mr kipling wanker. and your singing is shit. climb up back inside your own arse pls.
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:25,
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In the land of the dull and needy,
you really are a fat spastic.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:26,
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See? This confuses me
I'd understand if I, you know, replied to your posts. Or complained. Or reacted in any way.
You're an odd, odd man
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__, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:26,
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no you are a needy fat faced drama student, you are scum, do fuck off
you can maybe look down on ...................no one, you shit fuck
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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:34,
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this
with bells on
and to think this pervy song writing pedo is going to try and teach kids to sing....
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:37,
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Paedo.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:37,
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Yup
"you know i´m always joking right?
if ever you actually get seriously offended let me know and i´ll delete a post
you contribute some good material to b3ta. and to food suppliers. i joke i joke!
but srsly, ur a good guy, & your pretty fuckin funny, so if am offending yer, i will stop
hugs x..."
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__, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:38,
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see mongy, this is what i´m on about
he even edited my gaz.. fucking loner
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:39,
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Which bit did I edit?
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__, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:44,
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Aww
I really mean that much to you?
That's so sweet :)
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__, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:37,
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you made a mistake, and i will pay you back
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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:39,
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What mistake did I make?
I'm genuinely interested
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__, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:40,
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the one where you became bisexual and started touching kids
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:41,
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my fucking kids
the freak is a cunt
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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:44,
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I touched.. your.. kids?
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__, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:44,
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did you?
no. but you wanted to, i still have he posts, you went to far
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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:47,
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At what point did I go too far
Or to far, as you say
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__, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:48,
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EVIDENCE!!!!
time to write to the schools...
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:48,
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no one likes a troll these days
funny that, i enjoy it
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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:26,
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Mr. Kipling wanker?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:33,
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His name is GuyInSpain.
I remember when he had a bit of a flounce on /board.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:24,
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biggest fish i ever caught was a yellow tail tuna
10 kgs
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rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:23,
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I caught a sand shark with a handline. first cast after arrriving in Fremantle. It could only go downhill from there
about 3 feet long and very thrashy
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:31,
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my first ever time fishing, i caught a 16lb carp and got into the angling times
which was very boring
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:34,
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but mine tasted nice
:P
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rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:50,
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:/
one thing i have regularly now is a nice swordfish steak.. but never been sea fishing. might go on a dolphin trip next week armed with a camera though.
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:53,
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Fucking hell, I'm heading for my 50,000th post.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:34,
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Do a big gay threadrush.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:36,
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What sort of a tedious cunt would do that
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__, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:39,
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Esme would.
She's well rubbish.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:41,
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i'm going to post this
j.photos.cx/20090706-eff.png
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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:40,
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Thread: SAVED.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:44,
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bivvy woz ere
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:55,
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Mike's about....SHITS GON' KICK OFF!
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:55,
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some fucking massive big black immigrant lady stole my ray bans tonight
not fucking happy seeing as everyone else i was drinking with tonight were friends, and she was just some loner in a pub who took her time to take the opportunity.
fucking bitch.
anyways, anyone got anything to cheer me up about tonight? friz cheer me up with a song you lil fatteh you x
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:02,
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Racist nonce.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:03,
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haha, no Raybans
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:03,
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Stop mocking him, Raybans are (very expensive)
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:04,
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it's doubly funny for me because my raybans were a present from a black immigrant lady
it's like I've got his raybans
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:05,
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I got them duty free
but now i´ve lost:
€300 hugo boss glasses, running around trenches in belgium playing soldiers with sticks. When I was 25.
€150 duty free ray bans by trying to not look a dick by wearing them indoors. and i bought cheaper ones to learn from my lesson!
next stop.. topman
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06,
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Danananananananana UIGHUR! UIGHUR! UIGHUR! UIGHUR!
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ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06,
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haha
no raybans
No. Raybans.
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07,
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Yeah, I don't really care.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07,
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KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
NOT YOUR RAYBANS
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07,
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:(
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:08,
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WHY DID THE DULL FORUM USER CROSS THE ROAD?
BECAUSE NO RAYBANS
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:09,
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I SAY I SAY I SAY, MY DOG'S GOT NO RAYBANS
HOW DOES HE SMELL?
NO RAYBANS
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:11,
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TAKE MY RAYBANS... PLEASE
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ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:12,
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What are/is Raybans?
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Lollylegs lite, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06,
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It's a type of large range cooker.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07,
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sunglasses
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07,
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I thought it was a type of drink
Like JD. I don't know why. It makes sense now.
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Lollylegs lite, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:08,
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karl's going to show us some bumhole
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ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:03,
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Tomorrow
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:03,
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Here's some wikibumhole
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Anus_m.jpg (NSFW)
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06,
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wikipedia: autistics uploading pics of their genitals and debating sonic the hedgehog
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ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07,
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That is very clean
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Lollylegs lite, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07,
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He doesn't seem to have an arse
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__, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:08,
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Why do you have 2 accounts?
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:03,
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why do you have one?
make us laugh?
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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:04,
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I've actually got 2.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:05,
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TOO FUCKING TEDIOUS
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06,
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2 unfunny accounts great
will you ever do humour? or just post shit on /talk? and pco it?
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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06,
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How do you know they're both unfunny?
You don't know what the 2nd account is.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:09,
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if you are fucking wormulus i will hunt you down and kill you
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:11,
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I'd love to see you try.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:13,
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do you play cod2
it would be quicker tbh
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:15,
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No.
I don't play shitty online games.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:16,
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cod2 and the cod series are some of the best FPS games ever made
or AOE2. I would fucking rape you with my chinese elite troops.
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:17,
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INTERNET HARDMAN.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:14,
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OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO KILL ME.
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WormuIus, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 13:20,
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sorry i assumed
if you are ever funny i take it all back
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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:12,
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if it involves you
no question
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rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:13,
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oh rigby shall we have a little bully up of the boring and tedious user?
it seems fair as he is really rubbish
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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:17,
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lets bum him in the tits
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:18,
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Can we do this tomorrow?
I'm going to bed.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:18,
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no karl, you will get to see how shit you are now
i'm searching your posts you dullard
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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:20,
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you're talking about me right?
*tries to do something un-tedious.. i was in ' dead snow' does that help?
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rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:21,
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what a shame
you fucking twat
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rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:04,
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easy riggaz
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:08,
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So they are your ex rays now?
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Spunky Bumface, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:04,
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Donkey Gums put it perfectly:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6281258
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__, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:05,
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This isn't a nice post.
He won't reply.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06,
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He's a bit of a shit
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__, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07,
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you know i loves ya really
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:09,
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hahah
I PASSED MY FIRST YEAR! :D
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weaver., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:05,
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Mark?
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__, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:06,
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43%, 54%, 50% and 48%
not great but who cares :D
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weaver., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:10,
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hmmm
i just hope you´re not thick, and just spent far too much time enjoying your first year ;)
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:12,
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usually the first year doesn´t go towards any grade as such
but congrats
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:07,
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it doesn't on my course
but we still have to pass it to move on, and now i know i
can do this thang
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weaver., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:14,
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cool :)
see I didn´t know this, so when I got 41% in c++ i changed course, and put myself 4k more in debt due to not wanting to get a shit degree. doh!
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:16,
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She outsmarted you and now she's a pair of Ray-Bans better off than you.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:08,
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Coming over here, stealing our shades.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:11,
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I hope she doesn't even sell them on, she just chucks them in the bin.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:15,
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I hope all of his friends were in on it.
Because they find him to be a fat spastic as well.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:20,
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@mongy
I probably have made someone laugh.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:00,
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You haven't made me laugh
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Lollylegs lite, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:00,
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Or me
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Lollylegs lite, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:00,
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JOIN IN
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Lollylegs lite, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:01,
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With your fucking dress sense
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__, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:01,
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show us your bumhole
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ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:01,
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we are still waiting
we can do this day or night
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mongychops, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:02,
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You've got less hair than JMG.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:02,
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you are one of the b3tans i don´t like tbh
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richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:02,
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@karl
wouldn't it be good if you'd made someone on this forum laugh once?
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mongychops, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:58,
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MONGYCHOPS FOR PRIME MINISTER
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:00,
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Posting above Karl
/talk has no time for attention seeking shitcunts.
PARADOX ROFLS!
Post how much you hate Karl. Or me. Talk about me.
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__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:57,
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YEAH
ME
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:58,
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CUNT
SKINNY EMO TWAT CUNT
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__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:58,
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so yeah, who likes breasts?
I'm quite partial to breasts myself
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:57,
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I don't mind them.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:57,
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I like them sometimes
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Lollylegs lite, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:57,
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EVERYONE likes breasts
and bumholes
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:58,
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In the right circumstances
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Lollylegs lite, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:58,
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I bloody love breasts, me.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:57,
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I am a breasts man
Hence why I grow my own
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__, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 23:58,
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I'm more of a bum man.
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ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:00,
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VALJEAN, AT LAST, WE SEE EACH OTHER PLAIN
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__, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:01,
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Oh come on now.
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ArthurTheRat, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:02,
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I'm partial to breasts
chicken breasts that is!
hehehe
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Spunky Bumface, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 0:02,
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