Bit quiet tonight, eh?Someone should start a pun thread.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:57,
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why do you have frank on ignore?(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:00,
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bring me the head of sebastian dried-on excreta(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:05,
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bridge over the river bald monkey(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:08,
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the one where baldmonica sings(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:09,
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2001: A Space Frisbee(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:28,
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me tooI have to keep logging out to post in your threads
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:09,
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woah, calm down, don't start getting your G-spot in an uproar again(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:12, archived)
I'm constantly logged out for that very reason(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:20,
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careful, i have it on good authority that they only open side ways(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:35,
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I didn't know baseball was on (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:28,
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we're 0-0 with fucking Palace at half time, looking pretty safe to finish in the top half of the table if this run of form continues(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:29, archived)
WHO GIVES A FUCK(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:28,
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why should today be different to any other?(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:31,
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Every shit is unique too.Life is beautiful.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:00,
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why do we excrete them in such secret shame only to flush them away?and treat life so frivolously?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:02,
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FINE. just whip me up into a state of ontological insecurity and then just leave me hanging there in some kind of existential crisis why don't yousome internet friend you turned out to be
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:48,
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Nah not really, it was just something to say.I'm not sure how to properly react to ROARRRRGH!
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:01,
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with lightening reflexes, if one wishes to survive(
artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:05,
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You've probably got all the cool kids on ignore, you whimpering Mary.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:38,
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Not me Shambo(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:42,
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I don't think I have anyone on ignore. I'd check but my profile page crashes my browser innit.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:48,
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I still don't know which one's Chaka Demus and which one's Pliers, what do you still not know apart from how to sit the right way round on a fucking toilet(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 16:52, archived)
I don't really know the offside rules in association football.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 16:56,
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A player is in an offside position when closer to the opponent's goal line than both the ball and the second-to-last defender (which is usually the last outfield player), and also in the opponent's half of the pitch.HTH
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I just realised if Chaka Demus and Pliers were defending and one of us was the ref there'd be a right brouhaha(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:01, archived)
^ Sissy ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:22,
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cardiff redbirds fucked up againcant help but lol
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:25,
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do you think if we all closed our eyes and wished really really hard then Mykey would come back?(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:32, archived)
Prolly too busy raising somebody else's fat kid.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:38,
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bish bash bosh, splish splash splosh(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:46,
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i'm back from the pictures, cant tell you if the film was any good as i fell asleep during the opening bit and missed a good hour, soz(
mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:03,
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my daughter says yes, it was funny, mind you she aint no film critic or anything(
mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:07,
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well yeah but if it's her birthday and she says the film was funny then it was funny and there's an end to that discussion, fuck you Mark Kermode cunt with your fucking haircut and your glasses and your fucking shirt(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:09, archived)
That told him Frank(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:23,
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could you please shut up now, I find you quite dull and uninteresting and generally utterly ordinary(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:35, archived)
I could, do you think I will?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:43,
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she said she wants a chinky for tea, i told her that chinky birds fannies open up sideways, she says nah(
mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:57,
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Must have been a Dreamworks production.|¦:¬D|
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:06,
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alright mike woz ere, I'm continuing my campaign to improve the quality of posting here at www.b3ta.com/talk(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:07, archived)
yeah it was, there was the lad fishing from the moon, i saw that bit, much the same as before(
mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:08,
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^ I do this ^ (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:18,
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You back on the bottle again then?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:23,
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call out gouranga and be happyHare Krishna Hare Kristna Kristna Kristna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare
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also it's "Krishna" not "Kristna" but hey, I copy pasted that so yeah, fuck you all(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)
i started chatting up some bird and it was going welland then she said she had two teenage sons and i didn't know what to do then i realised i haven't been a teenager for a decade but still you know still i mean come on
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:08,
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i was just thinking, she might be more your sort of age i was wondering if you wanted my scraps(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:15,
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reading between the lines it's clear you want to beast her kids(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:17, archived)
I was gonna say smyls but then realised this is at least seven more interesting than anything else that's been said on here this year.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:15,
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I don't think I've got anybody on ignore.I'm still number one in the 'ignored by qftw shitcunts' stakes I think.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:19,
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you can turn that "i don't think" into "i know for certain" by just looking at your profile settings thing(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:22,
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I have a bunch of people on ignore but I don't recognise any namesAlthough at least three seem to be comedy versions of me.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 14:05,
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she looked like she was in her 30s but then i guess she could stillhave been in her 20s when she had the kids so i dunno maybe it's not that suprising after all
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:21,
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on the plus side at least we know she puts out lol haha get it haha(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 13:21,
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She's probably got some games consoles and a good selection of crisps and fizzy pop.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 14:06,
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whoah you know what a mum with teenage kids might be the best person to be dealing with now i think about it(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 14:09,
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I used to work with a woman who was only a few years older than mewho had a kid in secondary school, it made me feel weird, I wasn't even 30 at the time.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 16:13,
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i worked for my gran one summer too*zing*
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 16:38,
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My best mate at school was a grandfather at 30.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 16:57,
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i hope your having a good old jolly up mongyLots of hookers and blow
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nah daughters birthday today, nando's then off to the cinema to see mr peabody, hooray(
mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 9:24,
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keep up man, it was his 39th last week(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 11:23,
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sometimes i wish you were my dad(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 9:54,
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I find myself badgered into making pancakes most weekends.It'll seem less amusing when my kids are all obese diabetics.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 10:17,
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this broadsword is a bit paradoxical isnt he(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 1:09,
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SozWatching that shit bit of telly where ropey prostitutes wobble their bums at cameras while trying to get you to call a £10 a minute number. I can't even wank to this shit.
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this place would be dead if I stopped posting here (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 1:00,
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what ever happened to dogbombs game reviews on /links?What ever happened to dogbomb? These questions need answers
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 0:46,
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So yeah did we invent Facebook?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 0:37,
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yeah that thread was shit and never going to get good, time for more of me(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 0:25, archived)
I'd quite like to wanky wank up Milla Jovovich's fallopian tubes(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 0:28, archived)
Totally done thatShe won't put her finger up your bum and make it go all fizzy, the fat dyke.
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I had to google thatfar less exciting than I hoped for
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broadsword, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 0:42,
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Boston pancake is oldskoollll mother fuckery (
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 0:45,
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alright SDoE when acronymed your name sounds like what I used to pay your mum for(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 0:28,
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so yeah I used to work at this manufacturing plant that was also a powerstation called ICI and this cunt called mongychops turned upI wanted to throw him in a vat of acid kinda like the joker from the real Batman.
Yeah prednisolone. The only way to fuck your brain up
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 0:23,
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if you could go see something being manufactured where would you go, i went to a power station as a kid that was interesting(
mongychops, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 23:45,
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We can't see anything manufactured in this country any moreEconomy based on service industry with Minimum wage, zero hour contracts, Pound Shops thrive while bankers get richer for putting this in this mess.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 23:53,
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my first thought was Milla Jovovich's fallopian tubesso yeah, Milla Jovovich's fallopian tubes
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I'm going to start using that as my stock answer to difficult questions(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 0:03, archived)
I was going to say that's a bad choice but I've been to Auschwitz and it's ok for a day out(, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 0:18, archived)
Having not watched any telly in the 70s I remain in the dark about the manufacture of pencils or rock.So that, or Lucy Verasamy's knickers. Hello.
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Alright fattySome bird off of the telly that keeps asking if she can kiss my winkie. Dunno, might let her if I can be arsed.
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Nora Batty?I've just realised Nora Batty sounds like rimming, was that the joke all along?
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broadsword, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 0:25,
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If I had to choose only one factory, it'd probably be......a place where vegan confectionery is made. I have had some really good ones in the past, and I always wondered how it was they made them taste as good as their 'full fat' kin.
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little awful annie and daddy iraq warbucks: tony blair adopts 'hard knock personal life' rebekah brooks(
maia posted this on, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 23:21,
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Tony Blair and Brooks should die in sink hole of scum in HemelBut that's how it works. They had their snount's in the trough of Establishment and Media entitlement and gave little thought about us twats. Now cry fake tears and so hard done by.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 23:47,
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he is the only man to sort out the ragheads and the yids(
mongychops, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 23:50,
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if he'd have bombed the irish and the gypsies then he should have been made president for life(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 23:51, archived)
newsletter's here, not read it, prolly a bit dull tbh, might have a wank instead(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:15, archived)
I hope Weebl is in it!(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:21,
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And Friz, don't forget him!(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:29,
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www.gigglebeats.co.uk/2013/09/new-act-of-the-month-stephen-frizzle/
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:30,
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1 timed comments and 0 regular comments soundcloud.com/gigglebeatscomedy/stephen-frizz-frizzle-adrian
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Not even a mention of his dead babyThe unfeeling prick.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:40,
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That can't be the Friz that used to be on here, that one looks a bit wacky(
broadsword, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 20:14,
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you'd look a bit wacky if you pretended to have a baby then pretended it died(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 20:18, archived)
I actually got stepped at the time for making a joke about his non-existent dead babyI'm more pissed off about forgetting the password to this account though
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=89699
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I like that that is your main questionit was probably Woodside.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 21:45,
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alright mongychap, everyone's fucked off, probably reading the newsletter, dunno what that is, soz(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 20:11, archived)
it's not for me, i find the news boring, i've got to blow up loads of ballons now, daughter is the big 11 tomoz(
mongychops, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 20:23,
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nice oneI sincerely hope you have bought her far too many presents
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