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curling

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:47, archived)
permanent wave

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:11, archived)
... one out?
Everyone loves a brownload.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:19, archived)
JMG!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 8:51, archived)
1-0
No fat chicks.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 8:57, archived)
I didn't have a good view of the goal, but saw a bit of a scramble and all of a sudden blokes were on top of me.
Rather like I imagine most nights are for Chief B3ta Mary, Moohalaa.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:01, archived)
R.I.P. Mooey, alway's in are harts. xoxox

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:12, archived)
Better in our hearts than our bottoms, eh, lads?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:23, archived)
Well yeah, he's white so I guess you wouldn't be interested.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:34, archived)
Damn straight, honky.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:39, archived)
yeah bored of this now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 8:59, archived)
NO STAMINA, FATTY?
DOWN WITH THE BLUBBERED!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:02, archived)
yeah fatties rarely have the stamina to spend ages on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:13, archived)
More of this sort of thing, please.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:01, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:16, archived)
*Nod*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:20, archived)
boom

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:25, archived)
Our hero!

(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:35, archived)
brighton on the tv tonight, poor charlton

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:50, archived)
Replying to the weekly JMG thread, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:18, archived)
^ basking in reflected glory ^

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:22, archived)
*FLARES*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:28, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 8:14, archived)
shammer

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 8:20, archived)
horbz

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:24, archived)
shambling

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 8:59, archived)
blubz

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:24, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 8:13, archived)
arsehole

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 8:20, archived)
mictorning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 8:59, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 7:53, archived)
horrning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 8:58, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 7:52, archived)
alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 7:53, archived)
Original and best.
Other morning threads are but pale imitations.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 8:37, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 8:58, archived)
Midnight on /talk, and called out on /qotw for 2.0-ing people.
Turns out I could sink lower, after all.

I regret nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 23:58, archived)
i dont get it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 23:58, archived)
You wouldn't want it.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 0:05, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 0:26, archived)
first world problems

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 0:05, archived)
Remember to put your bins out.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 0:55, archived)
bored of that now

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:26, archived)
but I was just getting a Handel on it

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:27, archived)
give it a rest

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:31, archived)
yeah take up crochet (crotchet) or something

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:31, archived)
at least that would stave off the boredom for a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:34, archived)
give it a rest

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:55, archived)
eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 21:40, archived)
Schubert

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 21:41, archived)
happy chopin

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 21:42, archived)
I'll be Bach!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 21:44, archived)
i'm making a liszt

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 21:45, archived)
i'm going into Haydn

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 21:45, archived)
shut it elgaritarian

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 21:48, archived)
beef and onion (Beethoven)

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 21:53, archived)
I've got a bit of a Nikolai Rimsky-Korsa-cough.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 21:59, archived)
I'm having chicken in (Erik) Satie sauce

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:01, archived)
Seriously though. Got a cold and feeling a bit ill-degard von Bingen.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:04, archived)
I've got a bit of a Tchaikovsky

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:07, archived)
I don't know any other classical composers, soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:11, archived)
you need to Varese your game a bit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:19, archived)
right you know flaubert's parrot right?
do you think it was real or imaginary?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:13, archived)
And a Pavel Chesty-cough.
I suspect there's a fairly deep seam of Russian 'cough' puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:13, archived)
we've all forgotten that philip glass has "ass" in his name surely that's one we could work with?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:22, archived)
oh and george crumb sounds a bit like bum,
these modern composers are a right bawdy bunch
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:22, archived)
Raveloli

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:16, archived)
vivaldinough of this

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:19, archived)
are you schumann? (sure man)

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:21, archived)
but they're only little meat Purcells

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:22, archived)
wait, TARTini

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:19, archived)
joseph cateloupe

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:21, archived)
strauss (strewth)

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:02, archived)
hiya ssg

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 21:55, archived)
hey did you have a super birthday?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:03, archived)
yes, yes i did

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:22, archived)
smashing!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 22:25, archived)
Anyone else watching On Her Majesty's Secret Service?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 16:48, archived)
this place would be dead on its arse if you stopped posting

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 16:53, archived)
Oh shush.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 16:56, archived)
A few people, won't get the official figures for a couple of days.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 17:25, archived)
I hope that includes timeshift etc.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 17:40, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 17:39, archived)
No, doctor?
Because Doctor No is a Bond film hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 17:45, archived)
Those films are all shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 17:56, archived)
Good shit though.
You'd have to be some sort of autistic prudish snob to hate all Bond films.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 18:21, archived)
Correct, everyone with different taste to you has mental health problems and is a stereotype of a class you don't identify with.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 18:24, archived)
You have a very inflexible approach to interpreting words, almost as if you have a crippling form of autism.
You're like that Mr Logic off of Viz.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 18:32, archived)
Why bother when we have all the time in the world?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 17:45, archived)
Such a good ending. :'S

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 17:45, archived)
cry evry time :'(

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 17:59, archived)
not since it was privatised

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 17:52, archived)
Nice satire there mgt.
What should I invest a fiver in this week?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 18:23, archived)
crisps

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 18:27, archived)
What, like PepsiCo?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 18:35, archived)
eh?
Pepsi is a drink, what are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 18:36, archived)
They own Walkers.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 18:50, archived)
I don't see how that's relevant,
I advised him to buy crisps, not drinks companies that own crisp companies.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 18:52, archived)
if he buys the drinks company that owns a crisp company,
hasn't he effectively bought all of the crisps?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 18:55, archived)
not really, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 18:58, archived)
but he would own a crisp company

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 19:02, archived)
yeah but they might have a backlog of crisp orders from retail outlets,
which would mean in effect he'd then own negative crisps, which is exactly what you don't want.

He'd be in crisp debt.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 19:03, archived)
i bet he could just go down to the factory and take as many crisps as he wanted,
if he owned the crisp company
nobody would stop him
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 19:12, archived)
what and go crisp bankrupt?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 19:30, archived)
i doubt the lines are so fine that him taking a few bags of crisps ruins his business model

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 19:36, archived)
then again, you are his accountant so it's probably a well shit business model or whatever i dunno

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 19:36, archived)
Classic MGT.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 18:57, archived)
It is relevant because that's why I asked.
PepsiCo own Walkers,one of the largest crisp companies in the UK. I thought you were saying I should invest in crisps, not just buy £5 worth of fucking crisps from Asda. You're my financial advisor, I don't pay you for nutritional advise. Sort it out.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 19:01, archived)
yes in crisps,
not in crisp companies, I don't know how many crisp companies you think you can get for a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 19:02, archived)
I'm looking to buy stocks and shares not the whole thing, jesus fucking christ.
You want me to sell crisps now or what?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 19:05, archived)
buy cheese and onion
sell prawn cocktail
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 19:06, archived)
About a tenth of a share of PepsiCo.
You're as bad at financial advice as you are at ... all that other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 19:06, archived)
I'm seriously considering firing her over this debarcle.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 19:13, archived)
I don't think you can fire somebody because of her debacles. That would be sex discrimination.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 19:41, archived)
no what is it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 18:49, archived)
One of them Bond films they have now.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 19:02, archived)
i dont know but i cant wait to find out

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 19:11, archived)
this place would be dead on its arse if I stopped posting

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 16:04, archived)
Frank

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 16:05, archived)
rich

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 16:16, archived)
mr h

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 16:19, archived)
night, grandpa

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 16:23, archived)
and how

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 17:00, archived)
monster munch still has be on ignore

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 14:08, archived)
me too

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 14:12, archived)
what flavour?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 14:41, archived)
negro

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 14:46, archived)
wait, that's not a flavour is it
it's an ethnic minority
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 15:06, archived)
And a type of cabbage.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 15:07, archived)
like gonzo lololololol because he can't spell

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 15:11, archived)
And he's Jewish and has a pob face.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 15:15, archived)
rofl sent before his time into this breathing world scarce half made up lolol

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 15:29, archived)
I just noticed monster munch has a furry pic in his profile

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 16:03, archived)
should fit right in on /board

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 16:21, archived)
haha so do I

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 16:31, archived)
is this the right place for 'edgy' humour and shit in-jokes?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 13:44, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 13:56, archived)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 13:58, archived)
Sunday on /talk.
Not sure I could sink any lower.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 9:36, archived)
I think it's about time Yulia Tymoshenko let her hair down.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 9:38, archived)

.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 9:42, archived)
still u got dubs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 10:03, archived)
Someone of your advanced years
ought to know better.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 13:22, archived)
Not with that attitude you won't.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 11:09, archived)
sunday on mumsnet?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 11:48, archived)
I had a quick look. They were all talking about roasts. Filthy sluts.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 11:52, archived)
We're thinking of roasting a fat chick tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 12:02, archived)
The Doveston and SSG are probably roasting a lamb.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 12:24, archived)
Sexiest post of the week.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 12:27, archived)
wanky wank wank wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 2:43, archived)
I'm watching that new Robocop on the youtubes. It's pretty wank.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 2:50, archived)
kurtwood was the best thing in that but he ain't in this one

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 2:56, archived)
mods! yeah saw that on the potato cam earlier. it was bollocks.
www.reddit.com/r/fullmoviesonyoutube/comments/1yllqk/robocop_2014/
it's shit, i wouldn't bother
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 3:00, archived)
I'm halfway through, dunno if I'll finish or not.
It could have been paced a lot faster....
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 3:16, archived)
it doesn't get any better
i'd bail now if i were you. i paced it over two days. and it was still shit.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 3:18, archived)
Just finished it now.
It's not the worst Robocop film, but still pretty wank.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 4:08, archived)
legs and co on telly
if anybody fancies a 1970s wank
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 0:50, archived)
I just watched Rush it's ace.
Also downloaded some porn in HD called "Top Bottoms" I will let you imagine what that's about
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 0:51, archived)
Women who shit out of their mouths?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 0:55, archived)
close

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 1:12, archived)
A load of cartoon arses that hang about in an alley?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 1:08, archived)
that was the Flintstones you mong

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 1:12, archived)
is this that thing with jeremy clarkson, james may and a hamster i keep hearing about?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 1:14, archived)
this?
www.b3tards.com/u/04d821dabf7fcbecc84b/topbum.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 1:17, archived)
Pan's People or gtfo

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 1:09, archived)
old

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 1:11, archived)
I was born middle aged, deal with it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 1:19, archived)
I just watched that G.I. Joe: Retaliation, it was ace.
Much better than the last one. Kind of reminded me of the original comics, especially the Snake Eyes/Storm Shadow sub-plot.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 1:23, archived)
two lepers playing poker
one threw his hand in and the other laughed his head off
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 1:28, archived)
That was a fairly good joke, well done. :)

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 1:41, archived)
that was no joke
but thank you anyway
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 1:50, archived)
∆ upset

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 2:03, archived)
⦽ ǜƥŝēţ

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 2:32, archived)
Well that's easy for you to say.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Feb 2014, 18:58, archived)
so how about a pun thread for Saturday and to commemorate mongys 60th
Superheroes crossed with mongy crossed with biscuits

EDIT: ALSO anyone vaguely connected to a movie or music it seems

EDIT EDIT : or cakes
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:51, archived)
superflan

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:53, archived)
lionel rich tea

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:53, archived)
pretzellen keller

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:55, archived)
simon bour bon

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:56, archived)
(custard) cream

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 23:00, archived)
the jimi hersheys experience

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 23:01, archived)
pick up a penguin cafe orchestra

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 23:03, archived)
mini cheddar me
Haha yeah
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 23:07, archived)
the ted kennedys

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 23:09, archived)
avenged seinfeld

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 23:11, archived)
limp biscuit

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 23:11, archived)
wins

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 23:13, archived)
wims

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 23:31, archived)
swims

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 23:44, archived)
qwims

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 0:21, archived)
Sympathy reply
To obvious reply
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 0:50, archived)
Apple Piederman

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:54, archived)
yeah I know that's not a biscuit

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:55, archived)
hey hey i was only 40, lets not go wishing my life away

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 23:02, archived)
yeah well I wasn't sure
Also I just cut my fucking finger open on a fucking ice cube

What the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 23:14, archived)
Captain Custard Cream
Banaman right? Or did I imagine it?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 23:18, archived)
KitKatwoman

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 23:22, archived)
brilliant
Batternburgman
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 23:25, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYV2KRvWyaI
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 1:39, archived)
James Bun

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 23:37, archived)
Bloafeld
Mr Scarablancmange
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 23:38, archived)
fucking grabbing at straws now fatty

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 23:44, archived)
jeremy clarke's pies

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 23:49, archived)
terrys chocolate orange juice

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 0:05, archived)
Fuck Wogan

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 23 Feb 2014, 0:50, archived)
can't remember if I've had a shit today, might go and see if I can squeeze anything out
alt: Yulia Tymoshenko y/n ?
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:27, archived)
I'm sure there's someone on this forum that can check up your bumhole and find out

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:29, archived)
yeah but he's got me on ignore

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:31, archived)
I get blood in my shit quite regularly.
Should really get it checked but then it goes away. Fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:52, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=92Ju6ljgXog
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:48, archived)
not clicking that might be a virus, soz

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:49, archived)
no need anyway, I sat on the pot and released an impressive array of plops, might want to give it 5 minutes in there now

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:08, archived)
the most metal welsh name is gwawr because it is a bit like the metal band name gwar

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:13, archived)
wait why would i want to give your plops 5 minutes

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:14, archived)
Give them time to finish their crossword.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:15, archived)
I mastered the 5 second mud out this one time.
5 seconds from squat to empty and 5 minutes to get my blurter back in.
(#1, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:33, archived)
tell you what right, I'd hate it if my waste pipe turned inside out every time I released my bum treasures, that'd well piss me off

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:59, archived)
can't help noticing no one's tackled the alt question yet though

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:01, archived)
n
She's well past her prime.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:18, archived)
yeah but she's been in prison, must be gagging for it by now

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:19, archived)
Prolly stinks of muffy minge muck now.

(#1, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:34, archived)
well no, I imagine the guards would have hosed her down every couple of weeks

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:39, archived)
It's no picnic

(#1, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:28, archived)
unless you're german
or japanese, they eat each others plops all the time, I've seen it on the internet, they can't get enough of each others plops
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:29, archived)
That is a bit on the odd side.
I quite like curry.
(#1, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:33, archived)
I've said it before, I'll say it again, we should properly drop bombs on them

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:35, archived)
haha remember this advert
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrvLR0pVQ3A
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:39, archived)
I don't,
does anyone else remember the Imperial Leather soap advert that was set in a spaceship, there was a woman in a bath, in space, Spacefish thinks I must have dreamt it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:42, archived)
i like the recent one where a fireman is blasting his hose up a naked woman's fanny

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:45, archived)
might write them a letter and ask about it

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:46, archived)
maybe you are thinking of this one, they're in a bath on a plane
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nK_O1tpEHY
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:48, archived)
hmm I don't know

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:51, archived)
i bet it is

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:54, archived)
I remember there being like a big round window in the ceiling above the bath,
with space outside of it, and the bar of soap floating in zero G at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:45, archived)
maybe a different soap brand is the issue here

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:47, archived)
I remember those weird cunts, they spent all day every day in the cunting bath and never once got their hair wet
and what the fuck, who gets a fucking bath with their kids watching, fucking child porn, reported 2 modz, I hope you get b&
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:10, archived)
I have had it with these motherfuckin baths on this motherfuckin plane!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:41, archived)
was it this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2JRhXy2kKQ
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:46, archived)
I don't think so, no,
because it's not set on a spaceship which is the primary criteria for it being the spaceship advert that I remember really, although it does look a bit like a 1980s Dr Who set.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:49, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sforhbLiwLA
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:51, archived)
with inflation that's $211.29
which is £126.95
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:54, archived)
calm down clem, ssg is trying to help

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:51, archived)
i didnt watch it that's why i asked

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:51, archived)
maybe it was actually a flake advert

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:54, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7395683
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:55, archived)
there is a flake ad set in a spaceship
but it's too recent so I dunno, it could be a chimera.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:44, archived)
just face facts and admit you're wrong

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:48, archived)
well it's certainly starting to look that way

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 23:22, archived)
no

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:47, archived)
alright clem fandango

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:48, archived)
no

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:46, archived)
but Limara hoochie totally gets it, her and that slutty Cadburys bunny bitch
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOW8WgdtCb0
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:47, archived)
ffs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:50, archived)
hey we beat Palace 2-0

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:52, archived)
palace are fucking cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:54, archived)
no argument from me there

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:55, archived)
fuck off wank

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 22:22, archived)
Anyone sitting around, browsing the internet, not really doing anything?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:32, archived)
Right here

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:35, archived)
go on

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:35, archived)
yeah just waiting for the vin film to start on the tv

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:36, archived)
is Vin Diesel in it?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:38, archived)
he stars, natch

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:39, archived)
fine, if you like watching films with bisexualists in the lead role then go ahead, I'm not stopping you

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:42, archived)
the film makesno sense anyway, he dies, then he is alive again, dunno why, nobody does

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:44, archived)
Is Vin Diesel in Passion of the Christ?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:45, archived)
dunno, i only saw the first one with robert powel in

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:48, archived)
I like it when Judge Dredd says DEAD OR ALIVE, I'LL BE BACK

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:12, archived)
he's my favourite super hero

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:14, archived)
no man, Dark Vader is the best superhero

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:20, archived)
any tit in that one?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:03, archived)
transporter 3 is on

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:08, archived)
am I going to have to ask for a tit rating every time you mention a film or are you going to start telling me in advance?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:11, archived)
it has tit in it, not very good tit tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:12, archived)
I like tits

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:14, archived)
seen that one, you don't even get to see any tit

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:51, archived)
airplane is on, i prefer airplane 2

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:01, archived)
no tit in that either, I don't know who's in charge of making films these days

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:02, archived)
Queers.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:03, archived)
I believe the politically correct term is faggots

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:04, archived)
Fuck off back to the guardian.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:14, archived)
Vin diesel looks like a gay rapist.
The only people who like his films are cunts
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:08, archived)
you must be fucking joking, I'm a busy man, no time for that nonsense

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:37, archived)
whats it to you

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:44, archived)
It's all data. It all goes in the file.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:44, archived)
what file

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:45, archived)
The file with the power.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:34, archived)
A bit, yeah.
I just bid on loads of vinyl bargains on the ebay, put dinner in the oven, built a fire, that sort of thing. Life is good.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:45, archived)
"vinyl bargains" sounds like something of an oxymoron

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:15, archived)
YM sounds like something of an oxymoron

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:19, archived)
yeah kind of a bit
might go read some Kafka instead
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:46, archived)
I thought Kafka would be a little too upbeat for your tastes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:54, archived)
hell no I love a bit of romantic comedy now and then

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:56, archived)
the cockroach dies at the end

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:57, archived)
I cry evry tiem

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:59, archived)
I don't use the internet

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:00, archived)
but.. but..

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:09, archived)
I post via fax and a friend with an internet

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:15, archived)
show off

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:28, archived)
I say friend, I mean a chinese IT specialist I pay via western union
Also I wonder why you edited that
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:29, archived)
No, I'm drinking disarono and watching poirot

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:13, archived)
nope

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:18, archived)
brb still has me on ignore

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:47, archived)
i know but he wont say why
must be upset
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:50, archived)
I've been thinking carefully about this Ignore 2.0 system
and I've come to the conclusion that it was implemented by someone who did not understand how to write SQL select statements using table aliases or self joins

tl;dr - it's been written by an idiot in the most simplistic way possible and no one has the confidence to actually go in and fix it
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:56, archived)
i think it's probably more that nobody cares enough to actually go in and fix it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:58, archived)
pretty sure some people actually volunteered at the time

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:00, archived)
I love how the search is still fucked too
like page 1 has 10 results then page 2 has 20 then it gets up to about 100 results then you click next page and it says no results found

I mean, whoever wrote that clearly had a strong grasp of recordset paging
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:01, archived)
I did

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:01, archived)
yeah but you're a fucking cunt

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:02, archived)
yeh, there's your problem see

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:05, archived)
an SQL administration cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:42, archived)
oh ok, so you don't do sql development then
stick to creating users and doing backups kthxbai
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:59, archived)
i wouldn't think about anything else if i had the time, but i really don't

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:02, archived)
yeah well maybe you should make time instead of going to the cinema and falling asleep and eating chinese food every hour God sends

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:04, archived)
don't you try and spoil my birthday celebrations, ima have home made carrot cake cooked by my ex wife in a bit, now that's risky shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:09, archived)
fucking carrot cake, carrots don't belong in cakes, carrots belong in fucking stew and cornish pasties
chocolate goes in cakes, not fucking carrots
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:32, archived)
starbucks carrot cake is good cake

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:37, archived)
well no, because carrots don't go in cake, carrots go in cornish pasties, we've just decided this haven't we

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:38, archived)
its no wonder your gut is so messed up gonz

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 20:43, archived)
hey at least I eat vegetables, I just don't eat them in the wrong foods, cake is the wrong food, you don't put carrots in cake, carrots don't go in cake

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 21:02, archived)
^upset^

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:51, archived)
what did you do?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 19:53, archived)

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