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has anyone seen my son the doveston?
i have a suggestion regarding bbq
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:35, archived)
I have a suggestion regarding bbq too

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:41, archived)
yeh nobody gives a fuck about your suggestions mate lol

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:43, archived)
:-(

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:52, archived)
u no im just playin babydoll ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:01, archived)
wanky wanky wank wank

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:05, archived)
oh snap

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:54, archived)
you fancy Stephen Hawking, you just admitted it
/ac
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:43, archived)
haha this place would be dead on its arse without you

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:43, archived)
this place would be dead on its arse if I stopped posting

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:46, archived)
Haha I love you guys

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:22, archived)
fuck off faggot

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:34, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:54, archived)
Is it me or does this place seem more dead on its arse than usual?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:47, archived)
Oh I remember, I put wank on ignore.
Hope he doesn't get too upset about it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:49, archived)
this place would be dead on its arse if you stopped posting

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:51, archived)
we have a right wanky wanky wank wanky wank here

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:53, archived)
MODS!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:04, archived)
I suggest you wait until summer for a bbq.
It's bitter out.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:55, archived)
its always bbq time in cardiff thanks to these chaps
hangfiresmokehouse.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:00, archived)
Dunno if I've seen your son or not btw.
He's been a bit of a prick lately so I might have him on ignore. Might not.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:57, archived)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:59, archived)
I checked and I'm not ignoring him or upset.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:14, archived)
Needy prick
www.b3ta.com/questions/blacksheep2/post2221022
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:15, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7717265
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:16, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/5000000
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:19, archived)
A fine hour for the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:23, archived)
and now we are those future twats

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:29, archived)
Trouser tellin it like it is

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:34, archived)
He was an internet oracle. RIP.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:39, archived)
they got from one million to two million posts on /board between april and september of 2003
how times have changed
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:46, archived)
hey, I'm trying harder than anyone here

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 19:01, archived)
How has Dotface got a front page?
He's at least 75!
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:34, archived)
He's the only decent human being left on /board

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:42, archived)
US MANGA NONCES HAVE FEELINGS TOO :'(

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:51, archived)
They don't even seem to realise that they're repugnant paedos.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:54, archived)
like the london riots, innit
surround yourself with enough people behaving the same way and it starts to feel right
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:57, archived)
They need the big dirty boots if the old bill brought down on their brittle kiddie fiddler necks.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:59, archived)
dunno who that is, soz, sounds like a cunt though

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 18:54, archived)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:26, archived)
tl;dr

(#1, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:37, archived)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:46, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:44, archived)
My trip to Asda was fine.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:59, archived)
Quite fancy a Greggs though eh.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:59, archived)
I've been to a farm and pointed at some massive muddy pig bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 17:02, archived)
brb still has me on ignore

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:39, archived)
you ain't missing much, he's just talking about greggs the stupid cunt

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:47, archived)
I can't for the life of me imagine why anyone would continue to read /talk with me and mongy on ignore
it simply doesn't make sense
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:51, archived)
no offence like, just everyone else here is a bit shit and boring

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:51, archived)
Physician, fuck thyself.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:55, archived)
soon it'll be just you two anyway

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:05, archived)
woah hold on, are you saying the reason you keep coming back isn't because you like us all so much?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:20, archived)
your words, not mine

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:26, archived)
I knew you liked me really

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:27, archived)
woah, that'd be overstating it somewhat

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:28, archived)
your words, not mine

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:31, archived)
so what?
Its probably improved both your self obsessed troll like existences
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:47, archived)
No sign of the newsletter.
I'm getting worried here.
(#1, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:21, archived)
if it takes much longer imma have to google kittens myself

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:26, archived)
I might have a trawl through really shit dot com

(#1, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:30, archived)
Might go to Greggs and get a pasty.
Might not.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:12, archived)
oh ffs.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:15, archived)
enjoy your povvo pastry, faggot

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:16, archived)
mmm pastry faggots

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:19, archived)
keep us updated wont you.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:16, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7717231
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:18, archived)
thanks for that. more info required though

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:20, archived)
Asda trip is now a near-absolute certainty.
Only an act of god could prevent it from happening.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:24, archived)
fingers crossed for a tsunami then

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:30, archived)
Better throw in an earthquake and some tornadoes for good measure.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:05, archived)
TBH it's looking less likely every minute. Might just go to Asda instead.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:17, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7717235
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:24, archived)
I might go to the toilet and have a big shit
but you don't see me posting it all over the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:26, archived)

posting smearing
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:28, archived)
That too!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:30, archived)
Let us know how it goes/went.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:57, archived)
I hope the newsletter isn't delayed this week

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:48, archived)
not clicking that, could be a virus, soz

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:51, archived)
It could be, I don't when he was last checked

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:52, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:53, archived)
hahaha wanker haha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:07, archived)
hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:07, archived)
we're all laughing now but wait till they found out what he did in the 80s

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:03, archived)
Haven't the germans suffered enough?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:07, archived)
has been

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:29, archived)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:59, archived)
lol yeah hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:03, archived)
there must be plenty for them to report on this week

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:10, archived)
what? do you have some inside information on Jonti's hilarious kitten animations?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:11, archived)
let's just say there have been some pretty funny things happening over at their other website recently

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:14, archived)
I mean, I haven't visited it, but it's bound to be hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:14, archived)
sickipedia?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:18, archived)
ffs it's like you don't even read the newsletter

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:21, archived)
Yeah, all fans of hilarious internet comedy know it's Joel who does the kitten animations, not Jonti.
Durrrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:28, archived)
oh shit I'M BUYING A HOME
/binkynews
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:14, archived)
oh shit have you got a mortgage then?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:16, archived)
oh shit well I've got one agreed and I'm awaiting the survey next week and apparently there's a solicitor's pack arrived at home

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:16, archived)
and again with the not caring right here

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:18, archived)
caring so little you posted it twice.
you're so hurtful sebastian dried wee.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:18, archived)
just remember he's more scared of you than you are of him

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:22, archived)
yeah
I don't care

soz
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:24, archived)
oh shit oh shit oh shit

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:22, archived)
i'm hoping the house doesn't fall down or anything like that
because it's about 30-40k cheaper than the next cheapest equivalent.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:23, archived)
flood plain lols

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:27, archived)
on a hill and a slope.
Now is the very best time to look for a house that doesn't flood, because all the ones that do are wet.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:38, archived)
yeah pretty easy to tell at the moment,
Did you have to view the property from a rubber dingy? Are you up to your waist in water when you stand in the front yard?

No? Should be alright, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:47, archived)
pfft! yard! as if it has a yard!
i think that miiiight be why it is cheap.

also being next to a derelict school and opposite a dilapidated glove factory might be helping me...
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:57, archived)
We call them Chinese nationals now
no need to be all racist
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:45, archived)
yeah, no one cares

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:18, archived)
"no-one" would be wrong. I know at least 8 people who care, not including me

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:20, archived)
i care xxx
sometimes i care too much
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:22, archived)
i'm sorry it's too much :( xxx
hello the lovely dovely doveston.

MORTGAGE OMG.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:22, archived)
whats that then

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:09, archived)
alright fellow forum user, it's a means by which website owner Bob Manual disseminates racist propaganda and child pornography

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:25, archived)
did you have a good birthday then?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:47, archived)
ohmygodohmygod one of the guys in the office has dressed up like a jamaican bobsleigher and has blacked up and is wearing fake dreadlocks ohmygod

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:22, archived)
hahaha, call him winston

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:27, archived)
Wow, really?
Photos or isn't happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:32, archived)
okok dunno where he went will try and find him

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:46, archived)
i am sorry mr tea, i don't know where he has gone
probably sent home or fired or something
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:45, archived)
Fair enough, thanks for trying.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 13:18, archived)
I don't believe you.
/burgundy
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:34, archived)
has he got a lucky egg?

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:37, archived)
'comedy' racism is never funny

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:39, archived)
Whereas earnest racism is frequently hilarious.
Case in point: Geoffrey Bloom.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:42, archived)
is it always racist to dress up as someone of a different race?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:54, archived)
when you do it, definitely

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:03, archived)
MGT could put on a pair of socks from H&M and do it racistly.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:19, archived)
most of my socks are from H&M :(

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:21, archived)
Case closed.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:33, archived)
here she goes defending her fellow racists again

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:04, archived)
I'm not I'm just asking.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:08, archived)
in today's politically correct society you are not allowed to highlight the fact that soneone else has black skin since that would be perceived as racist, even if you were implying that black skin is superior to white, that would also be racist
the safest course of action is to pretend that we're all the same, all cultures and peoples, even though it has been proven time and again that this couldn't be further from the truth
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:13, archived)
oh.
ok.

so what about men dressing up as women for comedy purposes? is that the same or completely different?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:16, archived)
the same applies
unless you try to chat up an equal number of men, women and those with both sets you are clearly some kind of massive sexist
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:19, archived)
I don't know whose side you are on now

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:22, archived)
those stonewall ads you get on the tube are great, picture of two women and a headline along the lines of 'one of these women is gay. if that bothers even one of you, our work continues'
the thing is by continually bringing up someone's sexual orientation in situations where it has no relevance you are making a big thing out of it, most people probably couldn't give a shit either way, but why this constant effort to brand a particular type of person as some kind of persecuted minority?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:30, archived)
Stonewall often gets criticised by feminists, too.
Then there's the whole essentialism debate and I don't even.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:31, archived)
Typical cis-hetero gender fascist.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:39, archived)
So we celebrate our diversity by pointing out that we're all the same?
IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:25, archived)
yeah I don't know what to think anymore it's all too difficult

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:27, archived)
I just think it would be better for everyone if we had one country for the coloureds and one country for the normal people

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:29, archived)
they'd have to be the same size though regardless of how many people lived there

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:31, archived)
Nah, the brown ones are used to cramped conditions
They'll be alright 45 to a room
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:36, archived)
"Not that room, not that room!"

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:53, archived)
lol Bradford

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:33, archived)
who cares, it's funny

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:18, archived)
There's not enough Minstrels about these days.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:40, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-OEhboorDI
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:28, archived)
holy mackerel

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:54, archived)
while I agree that it's hilarious to belittle ethnic minorities, I'd still report him and get him sacked just for shits and giggles

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:08, archived)
that's why you worked for the Disability Rights Commission is it

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:12, archived)
it's even funnier to belittle cripples

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:18, archived)
I call them raspberries lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:29, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:32, archived)
wait, I don't get it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:32, archived)
yeah you do

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:35, archived)
It's well lol to becripple littles as well.
Paralysed midgets is proper japes.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 12:33, archived)
two hour sympathy reply

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 14:28, archived)
I'm going to a steak restaurant for lunch this afternoon.
I'll prbably have a steak.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:59, archived)
christ you're such a prick i hate you so much, just fuck off will you

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:01, archived)
woah, harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:02, archived)
deserved though

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:03, archived)
what's the vegetarian option?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:04, archived)
so am i, im going gouchos

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:05, archived)
I might go and play with some pigs.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:31, archived)
Dennis the Menace is meant to be this sort of ASBO tearaway permamently about two minutes from being sent to borstal.
He has a pet pig. I can't think of anything more middle class, in 2014, than having a pet pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:33, archived)
chickens

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:35, archived)
Tee hee hee.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:36, archived)
I can help.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:50, archived)
Since when did Dennis the Menace have a pet pig?
Keeping in mind that I haven't read it since the 1970s.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:36, archived)
Since the 1980s

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:39, archived)
"Rasher", if memory serves
My kids like watching the cartoon...since when was Walter a mean, spiteful little shit? He was always a softy, and Dennis' mortal enemy, but he was never nasty, was he?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:42, archived)
I suppose they have to justify Dennis's merciless bullying of him some other way now

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:52, archived)
They should do a DtM strip set ten or fifteen years in the future.
Walter has, after years of therapy, finally overcome the relentless bullying he suffered as a child and now runs a successful florists' business with his partner Berty Blenkinsop (they plan to marry in the summer).

Meanwhile Dennis is a smackhead/in prison/dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:58, archived)
yeah I always used to imagine something like that

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:01, archived)
He's not allowed to be a 'softy' any more in case the gays get upset

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:57, archived)

www.londonlee.com/chipshop/chippics/dennis.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:00, archived)
that's like a scene from qotw right there

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:00, archived)
why, are all gays softies then?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:02, archived)
apparently so

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:05, archived)
That Alexander the Great, what a wimpy little poofter he was eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:08, archived)
ancient Greeks weren't gay,
they just liked bumming boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:10, archived)
It ain't gay if you're the guy.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:15, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10944461
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:05, archived)
Since shortly after pigs were first domesticated, you ancient biddy.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:50, archived)
pigs are for eating, not for petting

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:53, archived)
never mind that,
despite struggling with "hard sums" at school he nevertheless managed to build a high-tech armed sports car in his dad's shed.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:59, archived)
Anyone would think it was a strip in a children's comic rather than a hard-hitting work of gritty social realism.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:07, archived)
even children need to be able to suspend their disbelief,
I mean Rodger the Dodger flying around like a helicopter just by swinging his belt around above his head is one thing, spontaneous feats of mechanical engineering are quite another.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:09, archived)
I bet you wrote in letters complaining about the fact that his dogs could talk.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:10, archived)
I don't remember that

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:11, archived)
Liz Hurley keeps a small herd of Gloucester Old Spot, fact fans.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:49, archived)
Cor I'd herd her old spot in Gloucester if you know what I mean

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:58, archived)
I think I do, and I agree.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:01, archived)
That's a relief I felt like I was out on my own on that one

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:04, archived)
She's gone a bit far with the gob-job, gonna end up looking like Leslie Ash if she's not careful.
Mongy'll be after her with a ragworm on a hook.

Still would, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:35, archived)
Liz, not mongy, I hasten to add.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:36, archived)
I'm talking about your mums.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:38, archived)
but I only have one :(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:43, archived)
Ask Monty Boyce if you can borrow one of his.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:51, archived)
fat wanker

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:49, archived)
they've set up a gazebo in the office today, not sure why

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:57, archived)
and they're selling cake, chocolate and crisps in aid of sport relief
which doesn't seem quite right
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:57, archived)
'Nancy Boy' was a good tune but what did they ever do after that?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:09, archived)
are they anticipating rain?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 11:12, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 7:41, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 7:52, archived)
Friday, doves

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 7:54, archived)
great innit

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:01, archived)
i got 4/7 this week :(
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-26275148
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:36, archived)
3/7 for me :(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:40, archived)
5/7 what do I win

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:43, archived)
respect

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:48, archived)
6/7
I HAVE NO LIFE
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:11, archived)
Nah, you've just paid attention to the news this week

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7717073
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:10, archived)
good point

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:18, archived)
A whole frickin' heap of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:24, archived)
Fuck yeah

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 10:37, archived)
oh yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 7:55, archived)
BUMHOLES

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:06, archived)
it needed saying

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:32, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:15, archived)
morning my best friend in the world EVAR!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:04, archived)
Morning troops

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:33, archived)
where's manolith please?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:36, archived)
he's dead

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:37, archived)
oh yes, of course
Ah well, he had a good innings.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:39, archived)
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:43, archived)
hey
just thinking of putting the kettle on.
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 9:58, archived)
brb still has me on ignore

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 23:54, archived)
brb has candles
for about two more minutes
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 23:56, archived)
it's alright - they've gone out now

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 0:02, archived)
goodbye b3ta's rose :(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 0:20, archived)
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 0:23, archived)
But in the real world how does this contribute?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 23:58, archived)
well just in case you thought I was refusing to participate in that last thread

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 0:05, archived)
This explains it all

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 0:07, archived)
why would we think that? is that something that you would be likely to do?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 0:10, archived)
no need to get all upset about it

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 23:59, archived)
Wishes are real, SSG.
alt: puns
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 23:39, archived)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 23:46, archived)
Enjoy the last minute

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 23:59, archived)
happy two candles brb's name

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 23:53, archived)
Thantifus.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 0:14, archived)
thankifus would have been better but that will do
you're welcome
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 0:16, archived)
Happy Candle Day!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 23:54, archived)
Thanks, spazzcaptain.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 0:14, archived)
bit mad what's happening in ukraine, innit

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:15, archived)
Yeah, 1-0. fucking disgrace.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:18, archived)
yeah it's like Syria all over again
even though Syria hasn't even finished yet
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:18, archived)
give it a few years when the monetary system collapses, it'll be like that here

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:26, archived)
where we going tomorrow then

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:26, archived)
the pub

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:28, archived)
rugbys on might want to pick wisely

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:35, archived)
oh yeah, nos da?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:37, archived)
good idea

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:43, archived)
oh well

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:28, archived)
scotland will be alright though

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:30, archived)
fingers crossed

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:36, archived)
you gonna vote for independence?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:44, archived)
aye

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:46, archived)
great

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:50, archived)
bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 23:11, archived)
i wanted us to stay together until i found out cameron wanted that too
now i want independence
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 23:11, archived)
we should just make England independent,
Scotland, Wales and NI all together
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 23:28, archived)
whoah i dont want to be associated with that rot

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 23:32, archived)
government needs to stamp out those fascist violent protestors

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:24, archived)
the protesters need to stamp out that fascist violent government as well,
it's so difficult to take sides.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:26, archived)
no its not

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:28, archived)
is too

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:30, archived)
maybe for flip flopping you but not for me

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:33, archived)
I know you're an authoritarian by nature

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:34, archived)
no wait i think the protestors are the good guys right?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:28, archived)
haha thats what they want you to believe

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:28, archived)
yeah good point, fuck 'em

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:29, archived)
the good guys were the students who started the protests,
then all the right-wing loonies piled on and it all went silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:29, archived)
you dont think the fascists were there from the start pull the other one love

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:44, archived)
the government fascists were, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:47, archived)
oh haha

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:55, archived)
ive stopped buying chicken kievs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:32, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:34, archived)
That'll learn 'em.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:44, archived)
why, what's happening in ukraine?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:32, archived)
war

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:38, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:59, archived)
Once there was this thing
Alt: bumholes.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:47, archived)
oh man - that thing

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:49, archived)
That thiiing

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:51, archived)
do you think magnum died?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:50, archived)
more likely to have melted

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:51, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:51, archived)
was he called magnum because he was a massive cock? haha get it?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:02, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:06, archived)
I don't get it, soz

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:07, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HilyOLWzrM
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:15, archived)
he's been posting all day, he must have you on ignore

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:51, archived)
What a 2.0 cunt
I hope he dies in a fire.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:52, archived)
i hope he dies, lol

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:52, archived)
he just said you're a horrible messageboard troll and he hopes you catch dog worms

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:55, archived)
I think you're getting confused again

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:56, archived)
I think fuck off cunt

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:57, archived)
^upset^

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:22, archived)
did anyone manage to diagnose frank's problem or would it be kinder and more economical to gas him?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:57, archived)
this place would be dead on its arse if I stopped posting

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:01, archived)
that doesn't answer my question

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:02, archived)
like fuck,
it comes alive again every time you're banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:06, archived)
^upset^

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:07, archived)
my mum told me just because you are hurting you shouldn't hurt others, rise above it and you beat her

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:18, archived)
I have a final solution for that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:19, archived)
he'd have a massive gas wank and go out happy
A bolt to the head is the only way.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:20, archived)
I don't mind if he goes out happy,
I'm not a monster.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:22, archived)
he should die in a fire

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:29, archived)
cripples
they're unpleasant to look at, they can't be happy and fuck knows how much tax money gets wasted buying them wee bags and leg braces, wouldn't it be kinder and more economical to just gas them?
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:02, archived)
define cripple
your inability to empathise could be described as a disability. are you crippled? you are unpleasant to look at, you can't be happy and fuck knows how much tax gets wasted on you. have you considered gassing yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:05, archived)
i'm all for them as long as they hide their horrendous atrophied legs when they're going about on those wheelchairs

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:17, archived)
well I think there should be a tick box on tax forms so you can specify that your tax money doesn't go towards keeping them alive, that's a good first step
and maybe another tick box to say you want to pay for them to be gassed
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:18, archived)
bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:20, archived)
I think you should shut up and fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:20, archived)
you know he's not a minority right?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:21, archived)
yeah yeah,
tbh I don't think they spent nearly enough tax money on him, it obviously didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:22, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:25, archived)
what were you actually diagnosed with btw?
just out of interest, like
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:29, archived)
tell you what I wasn't diagnosed with, that's being a smelly drooling cripcrip with a weebag

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:31, archived)
am I going to have to diagnose you myself?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:32, archived)
tell you what, you're welcome to try
if you guess right then I'll tell you
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:35, archived)
you caught jew?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:38, archived)
silly mongy, that's a congenital defect, you can't catch it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:38, archived)
I have an opinion on this now and my opinions are better than facts

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:39, archived)
see, you're learning from me already
go on, you can have 10 guesses, if you make a correct diagnosis then I'll let you know
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:42, archived)
mental brain spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:43, archived)
it's interesting to note that I used to work for the Disability Rights Commission

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:45, archived)
tourettes?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:46, archived)
fuck off

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:47, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:47, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:47, archived)
its not really

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:46, archived)
one of them took her employers to court for constantly referring to her as "Davros", I properly dun a lol at that one

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:49, archived)
are you wearing glasses?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:43, archived)
no, do you want me to?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:44, archived)
do you have facial hair?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:45, archived)
bit of 5 o'clock shadow
beards and moustaches are for wankers
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:50, archived)
are you claire?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:51, archived)
really you're just wasting guesses now

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:01, archived)
borderline personality disorder with bipolar type 2
And some ASD elements.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:45, archived)
you're not even trying are you

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:47, archived)
pathological narcissism?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:47, archived)
you're not taking this seriously

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:50, archived)
gout

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:05, archived)
haha, like it's the middle ages, I get it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:09, archived)
no no people still get it,
in fact it's coming back into fashion I gather.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:10, archived)
schizophrenia

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:15, archived)
I don't have to

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:48, archived)
i hope one day he gets over his meekness

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:37, archived)
as long as I don't ever need a wee bag I'll be a happy man

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:42, archived)
minorities are an abstract concept

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:23, archived)
Even the ones whose fannies go sideways?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:25, archived)
^upset^

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:24, archived)
it's ok to be upset

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:25, archived)
i enjoy laughing at most of them, some make me want to boik but its a fair deal

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:20, archived)
they fucking sicken me with their drooling and slobbering and the stupid fucking noises and smells they make

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:26, archived)
eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:20, archived)
alrighh

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:25, archived)
see, i just cant stay mad at you, you big wanker

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:26, archived)
i didnt mean to hurt you

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:27, archived)
He's just a jealous guy

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:34, archived)
woah, not sure you're allowed to use that word here any more

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 20:18, archived)
have you trademarked it?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 20:29, archived)
stop starting man

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 20:50, archived)
hey ssg - what do you call a bald hedgehog?
pointless x
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:30, archived)
teehee!
compo dis!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:35, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 20:48, archived)
hello?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:37, archived)
is it me your looking for?

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:38, archived)
i can see it in your eyes

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:39, archived)
conjunctivitis

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:12, archived)
hello.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:41, archived)
hey

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:42, archived)
well, this is awkward...
...tell you what, i'll go look for a funny joke. brb
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:49, archived)
alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:49, archived)
haha - yeah!
imgs.xkcd.com/comics/slippery_slope.png
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:50, archived)
Not even your mother cares.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:56, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:57, archived)
How dare you. I'm not even wearing a cardigan.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 18:13, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 18:14, archived)
GOTO 10

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 18:17, archived)
Facebook largely relies on people having friends.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 18:17, archived)
Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 18:06, archived)
hi! how are you?
in recovery mode i hope
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 18:07, archived)
Yeah doing well ta. And you?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 20:02, archived)
hanging on in there
thanks x
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 20:17, archived)
good good I am glad to hear it really I am please tell me more

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 20:48, archived)
it was nice to see some blue sky and sunshine today

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 20:52, archived)
scrotums

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 18:07, archived)
nasal scrotum's apparently
poor fucksocks
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 18:11, archived)
scrotum's what?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 18:18, archived)
scrotum

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 18:19, archived)
best thread ever

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:43, archived)
you know what, this place would be dead on its arse if I stopped posting

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:55, archived)

you know what, this place would be dead on its arse if I stopped posting
Ner ner ner, I'm a big fucking spastic called Frank, mer mer mer, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:56, archived)
I don't get how everyone seems to know my name, I don't know your name, who the fuck are you people
/ac
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:01, archived)
it would be even better if ur name was frank, i'd lol then, as it is, not so much

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:03, archived)
308 days to christmas

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:11, archived)
363 days till my birthday

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:27, archived)
I just did a picture of you being dissed by a fish, check it
i.imgur.com/5noNxSh.png
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:33, archived)
You should totes post that on /board, they'd be all like woo yay houpla.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:36, archived)
fine, fuck you then

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:48, archived)
mictoboy still has me on ignore, just saying

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:52, archived)
if someone would be kind enough to ask mictoboy what I've done to offend him and perhaps relay his answer to me then I would be most grateful pl0x kthxbai

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:53, archived)
I mean he's made some classic posts here over the years
I can't actually remember any of them but I'm pretty sure some of them were quite funny and I just feel I'm missing out by not being able to see his posts because he has me on ignore, which is a great system when you think about it, makes a lot of sense to do it that way
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:57, archived)
^upset^

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:57, archived)
i think the idea of ignore was forum self moderation, as we can all tell it works fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:17, archived)
steady on young fella im chirpsing a tart at the mo

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:14, archived)

Fr w
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:37, archived)
yesterday i hired an audi r8, today my van broke down and im in another hire car, a chevvy spark, i cant decide which is better

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:02, archived)
I got a Chevy as a courtesy car once, damn thing drove like a tank put together by a Blue Peter presenter.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:09, archived)
i think this one has been twoc'd from noddy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:26, archived)
what is this your fucking blog now

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:10, archived)
it always was

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:26, archived)
ask grry, he gives a fuck about cars

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:38, archived)
dont think i need some failed dentists opinion, ta

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:39, archived)
^ needy ^

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:08, archived)
just let it die

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:17, archived)
152 days to my birthday, just saying

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:19, archived)
don't care

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:20, archived)
oh hahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:22, archived)
oh wait, I get it, bluffing, nice one

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:22, archived)
39 days until the cricket season starts

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 17:22, archived)
tbf dove we should have let it die at birth let alone this long

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:31, archived)
TIVO PUKE

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:45, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:52, archived)
uke pivot

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:56, archived)
if everyone in Star Wars fought everyone in The Bill then who would win, I reckon Reg Hollis or Frank Burnside

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:33, archived)
Haha, top banter sir! God I love this place.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:35, archived)
And by "love this place", I mean "hope everyone who posts here dies in a car crash".

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:35, archived)
bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:37, archived)
the ssg effect, the vileness and hatred he oozes is infecting this forum

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:40, archived)
needs more flap

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:43, archived)
you post here,
don't you Mr. Tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:40, archived)
Yes.
Yes, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:42, archived)
is there anything we can do to stop you feeling so self destructive?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:43, archived)
I'd welcome the peace of oblivion if only it would extinguish the memory of the torment I've suffered here.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:43, archived)
although Tosh Lynes would turn to the dark side

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:37, archived)
I reckon Vera Duckworth

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:40, archived)
dunno who that is, soz

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:41, archived)
Was that the awful CGI thing with the dodgy Jamaican accent?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:45, archived)
i've never seen star wars

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:44, archived)
just say Reg Hollis then

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:45, archived)
reg hollis then

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:49, archived)
dunno who that is, soz

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:54, archived)
get bent

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:55, archived)
hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:16, archived)
he's changed
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/21/article-0-025C5B8D00000578-834_468x631.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:55, archived)
what the fuck is that your boyfriend or something

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:11, archived)
its reg hollis

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:59, archived)
bob cryer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:45, archived)
good choice, he was easily the best Batman
/ac
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:54, archived)
fuck off with your shit questions

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:53, archived)
looks like you've clicked the wrong reply link there

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:55, archived)
Fear leads to the burnside

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:55, archived)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:58, archived)
Sun Hill; You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:07, archived)
I liked how they always called criminals "toe-rags" because it was on about 6pm so they couldn't say "cunts" or whatever.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:15, archived)
that's just the Jasmine Allen estate you fucking wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:15, archived)
you fucken idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:00, archived)

fucken idiot toe rag
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:10, archived)
Big Tony Stamp obv.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:11, archived)
he's a proper fucking cunt and no mistake

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:11, archived)
He's double hard. He did some vigilante work on the side I heard.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:13, archived)
in real life he's 4'9 and has a leg brace and a wonky eye, they used trick photography to make him look normal

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:16, archived)
He was one of the size doubles in the hobbit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:17, archived)
don't be so fucking stupid ok

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:19, archived)
Oh hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:25, archived)
hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:26, archived)
Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:30, archived)
lol yeah hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:33, archived)
Oh hahahahaha yeah haha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:36, archived)
wanker

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 15:10, archived)
warning

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:45, archived)
consider me warned

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:48, archived)
That's precisely how I consider you, The Doveston.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:49, archived)
*brings tha noise*

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:50, archived)
baldmonkey was a hero to most

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:14, archived)

her dinl
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:24, archived)
woah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:32, archived)
woop woop
it's the sound of tha police!
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:14, archived)
i am back on the bass

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:23, archived)
You been hanging out with mongy?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:25, archived)
haha i just got it, fish mongers haha

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:26, archived)
It's funny because 'bass' with a short 'a' refers to several species of fish popular with sport fishermen.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:33, archived)
Oh man I am on fucking FIRE today.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:34, archived)
we wish

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:18, archived)
i think he's on about bass, the drink, actually

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:23, archived)
i wouldnt even talk to that odious prick

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:45, archived)
mods, terrible bullying, etc. blah

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:47, archived)
aw don't be so harsh on yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:03, archived)
Wait hang on is that the joke mongy was actually making oh I'm so confused.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:14, archived)
nah i dont like ssg at all

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:17, archived)
whoah bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:03, archived)
fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:16, archived)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:30, archived)
yes because you are a horrible person

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:32, archived)
bit mean

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:33, archived)
no you are very mean, a spiteful, nasty piece of work

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:38, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:43, archived)
Get a room, you two.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:46, archived)
I didn't even get a warning for wishing two prominant b3ta people painful deaths.
The moderation here is shit.

I have candles!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 11:29, archived)
i wish you were dead

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 11:35, archived)
bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 11:55, archived)
Stick 'em up yer bumhole.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2014, 11:41, archived)
Wish i could

(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:13, archived)
Feel free to stick whatever you like up brb's bumhole.
The bigger and spikier, the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:25, archived)
that's probably because wishes aren't real
you weird religious pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:27, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:01, archived)

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