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eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 1:25, archived)
Remember to put your bums out
It's up yer bum week
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 23:59, archived)
mañana mañana

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 0:01, archived)
bum week already, where does the time go

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 0:55, archived)
up yer bum

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 1:17, archived)
Remember to put your bins out.
It's recycling this week.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 23:35, archived)
oh god

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 23:48, archived)
no no no no no

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 23:49, archived)
it is and all, you ruddy stalker

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 23:49, archived)
not the bins

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 23:49, archived)
not again

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 23:49, archived)
why

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 23:49, archived)
why

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 23:49, archived)
why

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 23:49, archived)
delilah

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 0:54, archived)
ho hum

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 23:55, archived)
I thought we'd discussed this, my bin day is thursday.
Couldn't you make a list of everyone's bin days and gaz them instead?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 23:59, archived)
not within my remit, soz

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 0:08, archived)
bin reminder bob

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 0:10, archived)
ho hum

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 23:02, archived)
home ho

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 23:08, archived)
zippity doo dah, zippity doh

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 23:14, archived)
You can fuck off with that French talk, and all.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 23:20, archived)
yeah, fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 23:14, archived)
up yer bum

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 13:34, archived)
you don't wanna know

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 14:28, archived)
The modern answer to storage space issues.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 Mar 2015, 14:30, archived)
I suppose you'd know, Colon-el.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 14:31, archived)
Colonde

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 22:29, archived)
reporting this

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 17:29, archived)
it's #bants

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 21:58, archived)
Timothy Dalton as 007
Discuss
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 17:44, archived)
The best Bond on screen.
Only two bothered to read the books before taking the role - Dalton and Craig.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 Mar 2015, 17:49, archived)
hahaha books

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 18:30, archived)
Yeah right like they're a thing

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 18:48, archived)
check em

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 19:15, archived)
r u A wizard

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 20:03, archived)
only to go 194465 until the big one

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 20:16, archived)
I might book a week off work when it comes close
and keep spamming until I make the 8,000,000th post. Then I can die happy
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 20:30, archived)
let's estimate about 100 posts per day, it's going to be five and a bit years off as yet

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 20:38, archived)
so you can probably hold off booking your leave for the time being

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 20:39, archived)
I'm writing a new pr1ckb0t

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 20:41, archived)
prick

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 20:48, archived)
wanker

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 20:48, archived)
:-O

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 20:48, archived)
haha you do maths you fucking massive nerd

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 20:43, archived)
does that count as maths

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 20:48, archived)
counting like hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 22:20, archived)
Enough of that.
Do I go out for cake tomorrow, bearing in mind that I went out for cake today?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 Mar 2015, 0:59, archived)
It's a fucking disgrace

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 1:16, archived)
I am.
I convinced the kids they were deficient in vitamins C, A, K and E and that we have to go out to get supplements.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 Mar 2015, 10:07, archived)
only if you have a perfect BMI
like me
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 11:32, archived)
Those BMI calculators aren't always right, you know...
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/61345/1419070978/bmicalculator.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 Mar 2015, 12:25, archived)
heh

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 16:22, archived)
You fat bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 11:39, archived)
If the mod(s) weren't so busy fingering the entrants at Crufts, they'd ban you for this terrible bullying.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 Mar 2015, 12:26, archived)
Looks like QOTW is properly dead now.
Question's been closed for a couple of days after being open for weeks. 4eva in r hartz.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 Mar 2015, 12:28, archived)
it won't be missed

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 12:31, archived)
It was pretty good for outing nonces.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 Mar 2015, 12:37, archived)
and the wobbles were great fun to watch

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 13:07, archived)
Although Fatbelms periodic meltdowns did become somewhat tiresome in the end.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 8 Mar 2015, 14:32, archived)
Alright cunts

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 0:43, archived)
Fuck off, nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 1:08, archived)
none of the above.
a labour of love
it's hard being green
a never ending tory
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 23:32, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 0:43, archived)
Sleigh

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 0:53, archived)
There's an awful lot of fondling of dogs' anuses in Crufts.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 21:06, archived)
There's a lot of moderating to be done.
Probably why we've not seen modolith today.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 7 Mar 2015, 21:14, archived)
anuses?

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 21:18, archived)
anuii?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 21:22, archived)
annui:
Sentiment de lassitude coïncidant avec une impression plus ou moins profonde de vide, d'inutilité qui ronge l'âme sans cause précise ou qui est inspiré par des considérations de caractère métaphysique ou moral, ou parce-que'on avait touché un trop grand nombre des fonds de chiens
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 0:34, archived)
I fucking hate dogs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 22:09, archived)
Fuck this shit, I'm off down the juicer.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 22:11, archived)
I like this!

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 22:14, archived)
up yer bum

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 19:57, archived)
no likey no lighty

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 19:59, archived)
You are too kind.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 7 Mar 2015, 20:31, archived)
right

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 0:35, archived)
bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 0:35, archived)
fooooooooooood?

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 18:46, archived)
I've got 5 cans of stella and a massive bag of salted peanuts
beat that!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 18:51, archived)
Truly, you are the Caligula of our times.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 19:02, archived)
i've got friends and family who truly love me

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 19:16, archived)
Give yourself 10 bonus points

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 20:03, archived)
Ben and Jerry's Caramel Chew Chew milkshake.
Consider yourself beaten.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 20:05, archived)
I bet you cry at the end of Bridget Jones' Diary.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 7 Mar 2015, 20:30, archived)
Gü chocolate and caramel pudding with jersey cream, pretty sure I win

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 21:28, archived)
I had fish and chips for dinner, and have just eaten a fajita.
Sweet courses are for wimps.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 21:31, archived)
you fat bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 21:41, archived)
yeah a curry

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 20:18, archived)
good afternoon, lovely b3ta people

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 12:50, archived)
Got the paint off your knob yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 13:00, archived)
it's a knocker, and no.
but coincidentally there is a new mark on my knob today.
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 14:29, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 13:17, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 13:19, archived)
*waves*

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 13:47, archived)
Is it bin day already?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 13:50, archived)
*Nod of Stetson*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 7 Mar 2015, 13:50, archived)
JMG.
It is GLORIOUS down here in suffolk. Might take the dog out.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 14:15, archived)

ut ff my finger
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 16:13, archived)
So when was AB made a mod?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 17:21, archived)
unlikely, it's the weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 14:30, archived)
alright
Just off to meet family for food and drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 12:49, archived)
oops

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 12:50, archived)
nah its ok
Alt:up yer bum
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 12:57, archived)
great

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 0:36, archived)
how did it go

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 0:36, archived)
OK I hope

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 0:36, archived)
besure to let us know

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 0:36, archived)
how it went
check em
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 0:36, archived)
because it would be good to know

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 0:37, archived)
Morning, forgot to go to bed, whoops, what's shaking?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 7:46, archived)
pendulous jiggling breasts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 8:22, archived)
Michael J Fox

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 8:51, archived)
Hopefully nothing.
The equipment I'm using has to remain in precise alignment at all times.
Saying that, we did have an earthquake when I running some experiments in Japan which knocked the electron beam out. We also had a full solar eclipse that day and I found that the plastic/foil wrappers from the biscuits I was eating made a very good solar filter for my camera. I think we were only expecting a plague or comet to complete the medieval portents of doom that day.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 7 Mar 2015, 9:14, archived)
Bollocks
you work in Subway at Cleethorpes. The only thing you ever precisely align is the processed meat on a BMT
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 12:05, archived)
He'd better tesselate the cheese slices or I swear to God...

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 12:33, archived)
Hell, it's not even trigonal symmetry.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 7 Mar 2015, 18:41, archived)
You fucking joysponge.
I had dreams, dammit. Dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 7 Mar 2015, 18:41, archived)
Anyone fancy a full English tomorrow on me?
Only caveat being no one has any fucking toast
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 1:20, archived)
please donate the cost of my full english minus toast to charity

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 1:27, archived)
Why does everyone think you are a boring cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 1:27, archived)
This is a genuine request for clarity.
I mean I am a nonce so the animosity towards me is understood and acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 1:28, archived)
because i'm so verbose

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 2:09, archived)
so its not just because you are boring?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 2:22, archived)
of course not

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 8:58, archived)
fuck off, nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 1:30, archived)
Hey alright I am clicking this you mad child molester
I am guessing the famous board game Operation scarred you for life
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 1:34, archived)
why do you say weird things?

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 2:10, archived)
eh?
he chops small boys penises off for a living
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 2:21, archived)
I wouldn't normally refuse such an offer,
but I'll be eating breakfast with my children, so it probably wouldn't be appropriate to have you around.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 7:21, archived)
1am bored of that now thread

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 1:00, archived)
shouldn't have had that coffee earlier

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 1:13, archived)
What does a fat 48 year old single balding herpes infested toast riddled wank fiend do for a pastime?
I dunno why the fuck you asking me Frank?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 1:22, archived)
I think QOTW is now officially deceased

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 23:19, archived)
Just this place and /board to go
and then we can all get on with our lives.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 23:46, archived)
It's like waiting for an old relative to just give it up
We all know you are hanging on...but fuck me eastenders is on in half an hour get it over with
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 0:08, archived)
Also from what I can tell /board is dead well fucking dead.
The same 3 people posting semi original work
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 0:08, archived)
friday night, everyone is out on the piss

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 0:17, archived)
I mean every day of the week
You have taken me off 2.0 I see
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 0:26, archived)
/Offtopic is weirdly lively though

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 0:37, archived)
I kinda wanna step into that realm but I have seen the quality of that wank

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 1:22, archived)
The last post in the last thread was 3 hours ago
I fear you may have been yanking my chain you young whipper snapper
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 1:25, archived)
bored of that now, what I'd really like to see is a photo of mongy's new van with his shit tent on fire next to it

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:36, archived)
If you love mongy so much, why don't you marry him?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:39, archived)
dunno, don't think that'd work out tbh

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:42, archived)
They're a pretty good match, they're both old, fat and dull.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:53, archived)
Is mongy the spesh with the watches?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:59, archived)

How about this picture I took earlier today

i.imgur.com/jxGqlt5.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:47, archived)
I did actually take this picture while buying iron tablets for the missus

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:59, archived)
I hope her iron gets well soon

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:07, archived)
She wouldn't know what an iron was if it was to hit her in her creased face

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:15, archived)
I hope his new van
is one of these
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:51, archived)
there is a new Amiga game out,
i thought it might be right up your street
nitta.sakura.ne.jp/gloom-mod/ultimate-maze/ultimate-maze.main.html
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:59, archived)
alright MGT you horrendous fishwife

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:06, archived)
what is this I don't even

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:07, archived)
Why the fuck are people still making Amiga games?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:21, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:22, archived)
I mean, after Supercars 2, there's not really any need

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:43, archived)
Alright you sexy bastards

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:31, archived)
You're right, I am sexy.
Thanks for noticing.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:34, archived)
I meant everyone BUT you obviously

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:39, archived)
bored of that now, might have a coffee

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 19:50, archived)
oh hi frank yeah no that isn't a good idea since it's nearly eight o'clock and you shouldn't drink coffee that late unless you want to be up all night do you want to be up all night because that isnt healthy

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 19:52, archived)
haha when you say up all night do you mean willies like all night with an erection, lol

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 20:11, archived)

don't be daft i obviously mean awake all night caffeine makes you stay awake you dumb fuck lol

Yeah totes
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 20:17, archived)
epic bantz

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 20:17, archived)
<hashtag>ladbantz

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 20:19, archived)
Oh okay I'm going to have a beer

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 20:33, archived)
I have some vodka.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:32, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:39, archived)
It's been in the freezer for a week.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:58, archived)
I bought a new van today, its alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 20:45, archived)
what van?

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 20:51, archived)
the van with the power steering

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 20:52, archived)
what power steering?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 20:58, archived)
the power of daewoo

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:01, archived)

daewoo love, a force from above
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:07, archived)
don't need no credit card to ride this train

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:10, archived)
it's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:20, archived)
that's how i like my coffee

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:29, archived)
yeah come on mongs don't leave us hanging here I really wanna fucking know about this new van right.

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:18, archived)
I'm going to have a posh fancy whisky

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:18, archived)

whisky wank
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:31, archived)
that's a given

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:43, archived)
Same
but not so posh or fancy
and more Irish
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:51, archived)
This one feels Irish even though it's not
it's a limited edition Ardbeg.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:59, archived)

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