I'll take responsibility for my drinking this weekend. That's as good as you're getting.
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The captain Kidd is a nice pub.
I drank there with some people. They were not pricks.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 18:19, archived)
I drank there with some people. They were not pricks.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 18:19, archived)
It's not , it's a tourist pub in the middle of a shit hole, at least go drinking on wapping high st with the proper east end scum cunts , no offence yeah ?
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 18:22, archived)
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Not sure that counts for fuck all you millwall loving scum cunt , no offence yeah ?
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 18:42, archived)
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this morning i was mostly throwing up so much
that i swear my stomach just started making things up
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 19:13, archived)
that i swear my stomach just started making things up
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 19:13, archived)
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/customer-reviews/R3KF26XERA3XK3/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_rvw_ttl?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B00XBM04UK
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 19:22, archived)
Er, they're two completely different things
That's much like saying that snooker is the thinking man's bermuda shorts
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 19:37, archived)
That's much like saying that snooker is the thinking man's bermuda shorts
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 19:37, archived)
They both fall within the 'children's tabletop game purview'.
More like sending your kid to grammar school in Bermuda shorts instead of them weird shorts they make kids wear instead of long trousers.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 19:43, archived)
More like sending your kid to grammar school in Bermuda shorts instead of them weird shorts they make kids wear instead of long trousers.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 19:43, archived)
Operation is a glorified wire loop steady hands game, Pop Up Pirate is a random 'will I be the one to trigger a pre-determined event' toy
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 19:48, archived)
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 19:48, archived)
Alright, 'that one adult in games workshop, surrounded by spods, when it's open late at night'.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 19:56, archived)
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 19:56, archived)
Can confirm, have ginger ponytail, NHS specs, body odour and BMI of 55
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 19:59, archived)
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 19:59, archived)
Fuck off. I've been hammered since lunchtime and I don't even have to start sobering up until sometime on Tuesday.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 22:17, archived)
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What's the best Bond theme, eh?
I quite like 'Nobody Does It Better' and 'Live And Let Die', but then 'Goldfinger' is a stone cold classic.
Look, I don't seen anyone else stepping up with anything better. Get fucked. Prick.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 13:56, archived)
I quite like 'Nobody Does It Better' and 'Live And Let Die', but then 'Goldfinger' is a stone cold classic.
Look, I don't seen anyone else stepping up with anything better. Get fucked. Prick.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 13:56, archived)
Dunno, fella I went to school with got 113 votes , think he lost
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 13:57, archived)
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 13:57, archived)
Alright Mongy, I got a letter from the government[1] the other day[2], I opened and read it, it said they were suckers[3]
1) Parcel Force
2) This morning
3) I need to pay customs £16 to get my watch.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 14:10, archived)
1) Parcel Force
2) This morning
3) I need to pay customs £16 to get my watch.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 14:10, archived)
Custom duties are a cunt , used to be you could just pay at the sorting center
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 14:11, archived)
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I did it online.
The fee was £8, fair enough, I resent the £8 PF handling fee though, pricks.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 14:12, archived)
The fee was £8, fair enough, I resent the £8 PF handling fee though, pricks.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 14:12, archived)
That is a bit steep, I remember paying the postie once for a load of stussy stuff , I suppose it goes to auction if you don't pay, might look in to that
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 14:15, archived)
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'Live And Let Die' probably gets my vote as well.
I thought Adele did a more-than-passable Shirley Bassey impression with 'Skyfall'.
That Sam Smith excretion was utterly fucking awful in every way.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 14:00, archived)
I thought Adele did a more-than-passable Shirley Bassey impression with 'Skyfall'.
That Sam Smith excretion was utterly fucking awful in every way.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 14:00, archived)
The Brosnan era of Bond films passed me by without leaving a single enduring memory.
Generic action films, all of them, with nothing of the spirit of the original franchise.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 14:18, archived)
Generic action films, all of them, with nothing of the spirit of the original franchise.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 14:18, archived)
Oh y definitely
Although I did play more Perfect Dark, practically the same game though
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 14:44, archived)
Although I did play more Perfect Dark, practically the same game though
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 14:44, archived)
but that wasn't the question
come on lads, I'm very tired today
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 14:11, archived)
come on lads, I'm very tired today
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 14:11, archived)
Goldeneye is probably the ultimate.
I also like your suggestions, and forgotten "The World is Not Enough" by Garbage
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 14:00, archived)
I also like your suggestions, and forgotten "The World is Not Enough" by Garbage
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 14:00, archived)
I've always had a thing for Rita Coolidge's "All Time High" from Octopussy.
Then I read that it's rated 22nd of the 23 themes on Digital Spy. Faced with the opprobrium of not agreeing with that barometer of all-things-tasteful, Digital Spy, my REAL favourite is...
*scrolls*
well, obvs, it's Louis Armstrong's 'We Have All The Time In The World'.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 14:27, archived)
Then I read that it's rated 22nd of the 23 themes on Digital Spy. Faced with the opprobrium of not agreeing with that barometer of all-things-tasteful, Digital Spy, my REAL favourite is...
*scrolls*
well, obvs, it's Louis Armstrong's 'We Have All The Time In The World'.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 14:27, archived)
all of this album
youtu.be/gEr3PAQNG8s?list=PLVTu3z4l9QOlgWKfNIQP-sgC54VCAK_9Y
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 14:34, archived)
youtu.be/gEr3PAQNG8s?list=PLVTu3z4l9QOlgWKfNIQP-sgC54VCAK_9Y
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 14:34, archived)
Uh, not a single person in this thread has got it right.
Its obviously this one for absolute classic James Bond Jr.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 15:13, archived)
Its obviously this one for absolute classic James Bond Jr.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 15:13, archived)
What I love about this, is that it drastically changes gear about half way through
So much so, that it makes me feel slightly queasy
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 15:17, archived)
So much so, that it makes me feel slightly queasy
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 15:17, archived)
Ah, so proud
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/pictures-video-shows-group-assault-driver-as-he-arrives-to-vote-at-havant-polling-station-1-8001812
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 15:58, archived)
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/pictures-video-shows-group-assault-driver-as-he-arrives-to-vote-at-havant-polling-station-1-8001812
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 15:58, archived)
6/7 muthafuckaaaaas
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-40205908
Doing anything nice this weekend?
Im of to see Elton John tomorrow. Y' Know, just incase I wasn't feeling gay enough.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 11:49, archived)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-40205908
Doing anything nice this weekend?
Im of to see Elton John tomorrow. Y' Know, just incase I wasn't feeling gay enough.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 11:49, archived)
Alright Jase, I'm going to clean some records, bottle my homebrew and maybe have a go at making an iskander kebab.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 11:50, archived)
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Got two people coming to look at the house
so I shall be spending the morning keeping my fingers crossed
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 11:52, archived)
so I shall be spending the morning keeping my fingers crossed
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 11:52, archived)
I'll mention this to the agent when she arrives
*whips it out*
'Do you think this will affect the value?'
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 12:03, archived)
*whips it out*
'Do you think this will affect the value?'
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 12:03, archived)
Oh, I won't be there
That'd be weird, wouldn't it?
'WHY? WHY DON'T YOU LIKE MY HOUSE? BUY MY FUCKING HOUSE!'
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 12:02, archived)
That'd be weird, wouldn't it?
'WHY? WHY DON'T YOU LIKE MY HOUSE? BUY MY FUCKING HOUSE!'
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 12:02, archived)
i went to a couple of viewings where the owners were there
it is weird. one tried to get me to buy the place by offering to throw in their cat
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 12:15, archived)
it is weird. one tried to get me to buy the place by offering to throw in their cat
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 12:15, archived)
I know someone who had a cat thrown in, it was mandatory or something.
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We sat and had a coffee with one house we were considering buying.
Then the guy dragged his feet answering questions.
Probably homophobic.
His decor was shabby anyway
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 12:34, archived)
Then the guy dragged his feet answering questions.
Probably homophobic.
His decor was shabby anyway
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 12:34, archived)
If I spent ages doing my house up I wouldn't want to give it to people who'd put pink glittery wallpaper up either
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 12:38, archived)
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 12:38, archived)
I'm driving to the arse end of Poland for a wedding
however, unlike usual Polish weddings, this one's not religious and has a barbeque and campfire for a reception. I might actually enjoy it.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 11:53, archived)
however, unlike usual Polish weddings, this one's not religious and has a barbeque and campfire for a reception. I might actually enjoy it.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 11:53, archived)
Are you still socially forced into stumping up cash to go to the barbeque.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 11:55, archived)
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yer, but its still family stumping up for the Married Life Together fund
so it doesn't hurt so much. And it's easier than buying a toaster.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 12:02, archived)
so it doesn't hurt so much. And it's easier than buying a toaster.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 12:02, archived)
Yeh I got 4/7 on this.
Going to a folk concert tonight, getting up at stupid o'clock tomorrow to help a mate move house, going to a triple birthday party tomorrow night and going to another concert on Sunday. Yeh.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 12:05, archived)
Going to a folk concert tonight, getting up at stupid o'clock tomorrow to help a mate move house, going to a triple birthday party tomorrow night and going to another concert on Sunday. Yeh.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 12:05, archived)
Elton John doesn't seem to get mentioned as a gay icon much, despite being a massive screaming bender.
Maybe it's because he's a man.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 12:15, archived)
Maybe it's because he's a man.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 12:15, archived)
This.
Quite enjoyed the dejected tory doctor trying to frame the cuts to elderly stuff as a thing for young people.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 9:21, archived)
Quite enjoyed the dejected tory doctor trying to frame the cuts to elderly stuff as a thing for young people.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 9:21, archived)
look at the size of him, $$
I'd already need an acro prop to keep his arse cheeks apart as it is.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 8:48, archived)
I'd already need an acro prop to keep his arse cheeks apart as it is.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 8:48, archived)
hey, who wouldn't want an early 90s wwe tag team running the country?
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 8:26, archived)
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that's a coaltion we can ALL agree with
otherwise they might kill us
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 9:54, archived)
otherwise they might kill us
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 9:54, archived)
I had Reflex stuck in my head earlier this week
dunno how that got there, I haven't even watched Venture Bros in ages.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 8:45, archived)
dunno how that got there, I haven't even watched Venture Bros in ages.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 8:45, archived)
Noel is fractionally less of an undeservedly arrogant mancunian chimpoid
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 8:34, archived)
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I'd like a house with a garden where I can build a Tinyhouse or workshop or similar
but then I realise it's fucking pointless if I've already got a perfectly good house to spend my time in.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 8:46, archived)
but then I realise it's fucking pointless if I've already got a perfectly good house to spend my time in.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 8:46, archived)
It keeps you apart from the spoilt brats that you never bothered to establish boundaries with so they think that any room is their room.
A woman I know seems to be proud that her young boys constantly walk in on her when she's in the bath or on the toilet. At what age does that start to become massively fucking awkward for both parties?
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 8:51, archived)
A woman I know seems to be proud that her young boys constantly walk in on her when she's in the bath or on the toilet. At what age does that start to become massively fucking awkward for both parties?
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 8:51, archived)
different cultures, innit
I feel bad enough walking around without my tshirt in front of my parents, whereas my wife will walk out of the bathroom naked in front of hers, and have a chat with her mum while still dripping on the lino.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 8:56, archived)
I feel bad enough walking around without my tshirt in front of my parents, whereas my wife will walk out of the bathroom naked in front of hers, and have a chat with her mum while still dripping on the lino.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 8:56, archived)
Yeah but no-one wants to see a topless english bloke and eastern european women tend to be pleasing on the eye
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 9:04, archived)
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 9:04, archived)
tell you what
the amount of landwhales in England has skyrocketed, it's a fucking national embarrassment. I have never seen people that fat in Poland.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 9:06, archived)
the amount of landwhales in England has skyrocketed, it's a fucking national embarrassment. I have never seen people that fat in Poland.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 9:06, archived)
I get the exact same impression every time I go back to Blighty.
English girls have a monopoly on...pastiness.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 9:07, archived)
English girls have a monopoly on...pastiness.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 9:07, archived)
The Poles are doing all our manual jobs, all we 'natives' do nowadays is sit in offices and complain about stuff on the internet ... oh
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 9:09, archived)
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you've also got chain all-you-can-eat all-day-breakfast places bolted onto the sides of pubs
That's a calorific tragedy in the making.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 9:13, archived)
That's a calorific tragedy in the making.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 9:13, archived)
My dad's neighbours used to take family showers.
The mum, the dad and their 12-year-old son. Even as a 15-year-old I found that suspicious.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 9:02, archived)
The mum, the dad and their 12-year-old son. Even as a 15-year-old I found that suspicious.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 9:02, archived)
That's not right.
I can't remember when I last shared a shower with mine.
One of my earliest memories is of taking a bath with my dad, when I was little. I took a shit in the bath, and I have never seen him move so fast since.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 9:14, archived)
I can't remember when I last shared a shower with mine.
One of my earliest memories is of taking a bath with my dad, when I was little. I took a shit in the bath, and I have never seen him move so fast since.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 9:14, archived)
lol
Seems unjust that I moved out before the old man lost control of his bowels, really.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 9:47, archived)
Seems unjust that I moved out before the old man lost control of his bowels, really.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 9:47, archived)
Think this is my fave image of
last night. To be honest Lord Buckethead looks a more strong and stable leader.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 9:12, archived)
last night. To be honest Lord Buckethead looks a more strong and stable leader.
( , Fri 9 Jun 2017, 9:12, archived)
I took the dogs over to the park and then to vote.
4 different people told me I should post a photo on Twitter with a "dogs at polling stations" hash tag.
Why are the people you're forced to be near utter cunts?
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 19:21, archived)
4 different people told me I should post a photo on Twitter with a "dogs at polling stations" hash tag.
Why are the people you're forced to be near utter cunts?
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 19:21, archived)
Tory safe seat due to nearby toff towns, no-one else sees any point going along
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 19:24, archived)
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 19:24, archived)
PR would stop all this apathy but they're hardly gonna bring that in
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 19:25, archived)
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 19:25, archived)
You can't even be intimidated outside these days, it's political freedom gone mad
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 19:43, archived)
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 19:43, archived)
There was a man with a UKIP placard dangerously close to the car park leading to the polling statiom
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 19:53, archived)
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 19:53, archived)
"How about I take a picture of you and tag it #cuntsatpollingstations"
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 19:54, archived)
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 19:54, archived)
How about I just politely smile and say that sounds nice, so as not to cause upset to people who are local to me and probably quite nice all told.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 20:01, archived)
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 20:01, archived)
nah
you wanna be seen as the local nutter. No one fucks with a nutter.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 20:04, archived)
you wanna be seen as the local nutter. No one fucks with a nutter.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 20:04, archived)
yeah, it's a 'thing' apparently
no more or less pointless than any other hashtags i s'pose
#guffs
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 19:58, archived)
no more or less pointless than any other hashtags i s'pose
#guffs
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 19:58, archived)
I left the dogs behind and took my kids along to the polling station.
I took no pictures and posted no hashtags.
Quite relieved that my daughter had switched to urging me to vote for "the red one”.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 21:11, archived)
I took no pictures and posted no hashtags.
Quite relieved that my daughter had switched to urging me to vote for "the red one”.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 21:11, archived)
You may as well have done.
Your 'dogs' are probavly the gayest thing that would have been posted today.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 21:45, archived)
Your 'dogs' are probavly the gayest thing that would have been posted today.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 21:45, archived)
Hulk sized, bearded and voted for the first time today.
How're your brood?
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 19:04, archived)
How're your brood?
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 19:04, archived)
And me, bought a lasagne pie to keep me going and burned me tongue
#streetlife
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 18:54, archived)
#streetlife
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 18:54, archived)
Nah, not yet.
I did vote earlier though, after still being undecided last night.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 17:13, archived)
I did vote earlier though, after still being undecided last night.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 17:13, archived)
Just noticed that rob's stopped advertising PACT coffee and is now selling "trust me" trousers.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 17:44, archived)
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 17:44, archived)
Apparently bubbles doesn't do liquor and whores the song anymore, fuck that
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 18:32, archived)
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 18:32, archived)
Where will we buy tickets for their 2013 tour now??? 🤔😭👨‍👨‍👦‍👦
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 18:57, archived)
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 18:57, archived)
I should've left ages ago.
This is all NHS Digital's fault.
My apologies to mongy.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 17:58, archived)
This is all NHS Digital's fault.
My apologies to mongy.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 17:58, archived)
just got some new glasses, and you know what they say;
"new glasses, new prime minister"
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 18:24, archived)
"new glasses, new prime minister"
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 18:24, archived)
At lunchtime,
I saw a woman with a lipoma over her left clavicle that was the exact size and shape of a bollock. Medicalols chat.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:03, archived)
I saw a woman with a lipoma over her left clavicle that was the exact size and shape of a bollock. Medicalols chat.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:03, archived)
Of course, but it's OK because it just looks like an impenetrable squiggle.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:09, archived)
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:09, archived)
My dad's predecessor used to draw pictures of all his patients as animals in their records
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:25, archived)
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:25, archived)
This one time, I saw a young woman who couldn't be considered conventionally attractive
and thought "Chances are you'll never know love, and will die a lonely childless virgin and a massive disappointment to your parents". Lol!
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:09, archived)
and thought "Chances are you'll never know love, and will die a lonely childless virgin and a massive disappointment to your parents". Lol!
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:09, archived)
I just got a compensation payment after being hit with a rhythm stick.
That's right, I filed a personal Ian Dury claim.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:13, archived)
That's right, I filed a personal Ian Dury claim.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:13, archived)
Alright Tim Vine/Milton Jones/Gary Delaney/Stuart Francis/[comedian]
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:19, archived)
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:19, archived)
i'll be there
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/15333927.This_Bexleyheath_nightclub_really_wants_people_with_learning_difficulties_to_have_a_good_time/
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:13, archived)
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/15333927.This_Bexleyheath_nightclub_really_wants_people_with_learning_difficulties_to_have_a_good_time/
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:13, archived)
if you'd learn to read without running your finger across the page
you wouldn't have such difficulty learning now
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:17, archived)
you wouldn't have such difficulty learning now
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:17, archived)
Calling it something neutral like 'Shine' is just going to attract regular clubbers/gay people/Geoffrey Rush enthusiasts.
They should stick to their convictions and call it 'Mong' or something.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:25, archived)
They should stick to their convictions and call it 'Mong' or something.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:25, archived)
it's not much of a club, it was a snooker hall/ late night drinking den, then a cocktail bar, now a club, it is an old wooden hut that if memory serves was the old library when i was a kid
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:27, archived)
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:27, archived)
should knock the cunt down and put flats on it
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ce/Nyne%2C_Bexleyheath%2C_DA6_%283416168450%29.jpg/1024px-Nyne%2C_Bexleyheath%2C_DA6_%283416168450%29.jpg
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:35, archived)
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ce/Nyne%2C_Bexleyheath%2C_DA6_%283416168450%29.jpg/1024px-Nyne%2C_Bexleyheath%2C_DA6_%283416168450%29.jpg
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:35, archived)
you saw her as in you took her on a date?
what's her favourite colour?
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:25, archived)
what's her favourite colour?
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:25, archived)
It was tempting.
If she can get a bollock that far down her neck, she must be a champion at deep-throating.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:27, archived)
If she can get a bollock that far down her neck, she must be a champion at deep-throating.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:27, archived)
Tell her she smells nice then ask her if she prefers her hair stroked or pulled.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 14:33, archived)
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Mods are posting nsfw gifs without warning, so it's a free for all
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This is dumb for even your Talk/efforts.
Show some respect to those who still have some time and love this place.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 13:17, archived)
Show some respect to those who still have some time and love this place.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 13:17, archived)
and free breakfast and after school clubs for infants and primaries
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could they have them overnight a couple of nights a week and all?
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It's all about avocadoes on toast these days m8.
If you run down the shops and buy some you might be able to have some on fathers day weekend.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 12:32, archived)
If you run down the shops and buy some you might be able to have some on fathers day weekend.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 12:32, archived)
I had a breakfast burrito with smashed avocado at some fancy place in London when I saw my brother the other week.
It was fantastic
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It was fantastic
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 12:36, archived)
i recently saw how guacamole is made
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it's martial law in here, today
sorry. i mean marshall law. from tekken
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 13:08, archived)
sorry. i mean marshall law. from tekken
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 13:08, archived)
old fords bashed together by monkeys for straight line speed at the expense of handling
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one did it's job in beating the ferrari tho, and they seem to be quite popular
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I don't doubt their popularity, and I wouldn't turn my nose up at one
but the Americans have never been one for technical excellence; they just do basic stuff on a much larger scale. 4litre V8s that put out less than 200hp ffs.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 12:47, archived)
but the Americans have never been one for technical excellence; they just do basic stuff on a much larger scale. 4litre V8s that put out less than 200hp ffs.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 12:47, archived)
I discovered the Nissan pao the other day and am now oddly taken by them.
It's like a fiat panda gone wrong.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 12:42, archived)
It's like a fiat panda gone wrong.
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pictures mostly
tbh it was all a bit last minute and no one really bothers to read all that shit I write
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tbh it was all a bit last minute and no one really bothers to read all that shit I write
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 12:28, archived)
Compulsory participation in online arguments.
monster munch: making Britain ^upset again.
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monster munch: making Britain ^upset again.
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I don't see a difference in a "none of the above" option and not voting at all.
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with not voting it is impossible to tell the difference between protest and apathy
which is also why munchy is wrong about spoilt papers
a 'none of the above' option is only worth it if it means that none of the above get in, in the event that a majority choose that
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which is also why munchy is wrong about spoilt papers
a 'none of the above' option is only worth it if it means that none of the above get in, in the event that a majority choose that
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It's hard to tell anyway because people who don't feel represented are going to be less inclined to get off their arses and make their displeasure counted, as it ultimately doesn't count for much.
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Not voting is not participating.
Voting "None Of The Above" indicates your dissatisfaction with the candidates on offer. Like I said, though, I've not really thought through what a win for "None Of The Above" would mean.
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Voting "None Of The Above" indicates your dissatisfaction with the candidates on offer. Like I said, though, I've not really thought through what a win for "None Of The Above" would mean.
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My manifesto would just be a screen, showing this video on a loop
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7x_lWJNnNg
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7x_lWJNnNg
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 12:38, archived)
Haven't voted yet, doing it after work as my polling station is on the way home
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if only Maccy D's had got involved in the referendum
you'd see what you little englanders are missing out on from the continent.
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you'd see what you little englanders are missing out on from the continent.
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I'll nip round after work and squander my vote on either Labour or the LibDems.
Thanks, First Past The Post! I really love having a Tory as my MP!
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:50, archived)
Thanks, First Past The Post! I really love having a Tory as my MP!
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:50, archived)
Check out North Thanet's previous election results
www.bbc.com/news/politics/constituencies/E14000852#election2015-logo
Clearly a hotbed of festering labour activists.
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www.bbc.com/news/politics/constituencies/E14000852#election2015-logo
Clearly a hotbed of festering labour activists.
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:'( 70% between the Tories and UKIP:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/politics/constituencies/E14000949#election2015-logo
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/politics/constituencies/E14000949#election2015-logo
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he's the king of kings, that's about as undemocratic as you can get
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i read that if you don't vote you are not allowed to talk for the next 5 years about anything
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It's sort of a moot point.
If the Tories stay in, you won't be able to talk about anything on the internet any more anyway.
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If the Tories stay in, you won't be able to talk about anything on the internet any more anyway.
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not gone out yet,
just got out the bath, but i'm seriously considering a strategic Labour vote, otherwise it would be SNP obviously
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 11:31, archived)
just got out the bath, but i'm seriously considering a strategic Labour vote, otherwise it would be SNP obviously
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the bbc kept saying that some of your lot were considering voting tory to prevent another independence referendum
I thought you'd all vowed never to do that
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I thought you'd all vowed never to do that
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by "my lot" do you mean "Scottish people"
or "SNP voters"? Cos i can tell you one thing, what you've just said is exactly what the Tory leaflets tell us to do.
They don't have an awful lot else to say for themselves tbh, they even prefer to put Ruth Davidson's picture on instead of the actual candidate, it's all a bit weird.
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or "SNP voters"? Cos i can tell you one thing, what you've just said is exactly what the Tory leaflets tell us to do.
They don't have an awful lot else to say for themselves tbh, they even prefer to put Ruth Davidson's picture on instead of the actual candidate, it's all a bit weird.
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Both Labour and the Tories have sent leaflets claiming "we're the only ones who can stop the SNP"
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yep.
they're both just competing to be the ones to represent Not Wanting Independence, which is a sorry state of affairs really, i want to vote Labour because of Jeremy Corbyn and his manifesto, not because of British Identitarianism. I stopped by their office the other day to tell them that.
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they're both just competing to be the ones to represent Not Wanting Independence, which is a sorry state of affairs really, i want to vote Labour because of Jeremy Corbyn and his manifesto, not because of British Identitarianism. I stopped by their office the other day to tell them that.
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I mean scotch people
I suppose with life expectancy being what it is up there, there aren't many left who remember the poll tax etc.
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I suppose with life expectancy being what it is up there, there aren't many left who remember the poll tax etc.
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there's always been some degree of conservatism in Scotland,
but after Labour's humiliation at the last election and the SNP taking on the left-wing mantle, the Tories here are positioning themselves as the true Unionist opposition.
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but after Labour's humiliation at the last election and the SNP taking on the left-wing mantle, the Tories here are positioning themselves as the true Unionist opposition.
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I'd probably do that and want to see labour do well down south but they can get fucked after what they did in the council up here.
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well it's for the only Labour MP in scotland,
who i feel a bit sorry for despite constantly putting me off him on Twitter, he's a good MP but he really ought to tone down the "vote for me to stop the SNP" schtick.
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who i feel a bit sorry for despite constantly putting me off him on Twitter, he's a good MP but he really ought to tone down the "vote for me to stop the SNP" schtick.
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In the bath at half eleven in the morning? You certainly sound like a Labour voter
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Just had the epc guy turn up, unexpectedly
Nice guy. MASSIVE nerd. AMA.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 11:35, archived)
Nice guy. MASSIVE nerd. AMA.
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Well I did make a twat of myself
I misheard him when he came to the door, thinking that he said something about the PC. First I told him he'd got the wrong house, then when he read my address and said my wife's name, I got ready to chew him out. Then he got confused and said 'no, I'm hear to check the energy rating'. Felt like a right cunt.
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I misheard him when he came to the door, thinking that he said something about the PC. First I told him he'd got the wrong house, then when he read my address and said my wife's name, I got ready to chew him out. Then he got confused and said 'no, I'm hear to check the energy rating'. Felt like a right cunt.
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What is the satisfactory equivalent?
I meant it to mean 'tell him to go away because I believe he is trying to rob me somehow'
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 11:46, archived)
I meant it to mean 'tell him to go away because I believe he is trying to rob me somehow'
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oh you actually meant to type that,
i thought it was autocorrect shenanigans or somesuch, never heard the phrase before
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i thought it was autocorrect shenanigans or somesuch, never heard the phrase before
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Ah, I see
Yes, it's what all the kids are saying. At least, I think that's what they're saying.
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Yes, it's what all the kids are saying. At least, I think that's what they're saying.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 11:48, archived)
it sounds a bit like
something you might do to a lady between the sheets
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something you might do to a lady between the sheets
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is it not normally 'chewed my ears off' or 'chewed his ears off' not sure you should be chewing people out , pervert
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It does sound dirty, doesn't it
I regret saying it now. Why couldn't I have just said "I was about to give him a piece of my mind"? Everyone would've understood what I meant, and this confusion would never have occurred.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 11:54, archived)
I regret saying it now. Why couldn't I have just said "I was about to give him a piece of my mind"? Everyone would've understood what I meant, and this confusion would never have occurred.
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lol you've reminded me of that aussie sports reporter who was ranting about a colleague and vowing to 'pull his fucking ears'.
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Nothing, what's a epc with you? hahahaha
Energy Perfomance Register. It hasn't been done in years, and we need it if we're going to sell the house. Just checking windows and insulation, etc.
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Energy Perfomance Register. It hasn't been done in years, and we need it if we're going to sell the house. Just checking windows and insulation, etc.
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He had a satchel
and camo shorts. And a long beard. And had (what is apparently called) a 'daith' piercing.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 11:41, archived)
and camo shorts. And a long beard. And had (what is apparently called) a 'daith' piercing.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 11:41, archived)
how does he feel that once awarded a breeeam certificate that the buildings will never be inspected again and can therefore make changes to increase the carbon footprint with risk?
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snotty cunts, i don't even take them out of the water just unhook them, i unhooked one and dropped the bait, stupid cunt went to eat it again
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Now we're talking
He said that he's hoping to get his appointments finished quickly today, as he has two different LARP weapons to repair. One of which is a two handed sword, the high density foam blade of which has started to come away from the metal core.
He also quoted Hitchhikers at one point. I am not kidding.
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He said that he's hoping to get his appointments finished quickly today, as he has two different LARP weapons to repair. One of which is a two handed sword, the high density foam blade of which has started to come away from the metal core.
He also quoted Hitchhikers at one point. I am not kidding.
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we can't discuss who voted for who under article 66A of the Representation of the People Act 1983
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Theresa May
But they named the research vessel after David Attenborough
The full title was Theresa May Day May Day Arrrggggghhhhhhh Alluhu Ackbar
I thought it might make a good call sign when they're coming in to port
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 11:52, archived)
But they named the research vessel after David Attenborough
The full title was Theresa May Day May Day Arrrggggghhhhhhh Alluhu Ackbar
I thought it might make a good call sign when they're coming in to port
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 11:52, archived)
Can we not have a boring politics thread today of all days.
Facebook is already a fucking no go for the day.
I don't care if you vote, no one cares. Shut up.
What are you thinking of treating yourself to? I'm quite tempted to buy a bike motorbike, the little one is fun, but I'm starting to miss getting over 60mph.
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Facebook is already a fucking no go for the day.
I don't care if you vote, no one cares. Shut up.
What are you thinking of treating yourself to? I'm quite tempted to buy a bike motorbike, the little one is fun, but I'm starting to miss getting over 60mph.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:10, archived)
can we get a maccys in poland, i want the big mac with the bacon in, and whatever the fuck this is
mcdonalds.pl/oferta/sniadania/kajzerka-wieloziarnista-jajko-i-pieczarki/?pokaz=wszystko
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mcdonalds.pl/oferta/sniadania/kajzerka-wieloziarnista-jajko-i-pieczarki/?pokaz=wszystko
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Kajzerki is the name of the bread roll (swirly top with spices on)
It's basically a veggie mcMuffin: grilled mushrooms, an egg, spreadable cheddar cheese, rucola and 'sandwich sauce'.
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It's basically a veggie mcMuffin: grilled mushrooms, an egg, spreadable cheddar cheese, rucola and 'sandwich sauce'.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:35, archived)
that sounds quite nice.
The spicy veggie wrap is basically some flat veggie pakora in a wrap.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:36, archived)
The spicy veggie wrap is basically some flat veggie pakora in a wrap.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:36, archived)
do they stop doing breakfast at 1030 too? as i've missed todays already
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dunno, last time I had one was August 15th last year
and that's a bank holiday
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and that's a bank holiday
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what's the excitement about grrr?
mcdonalds.pl/big-mac-bacon/?utm_source=mcdonalds.pl&utm_medium=slider&utm_campaign=big-mac-bacon
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mcdonalds.pl/big-mac-bacon/?utm_source=mcdonalds.pl&utm_medium=slider&utm_campaign=big-mac-bacon
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Celebrating 25 years in Poland
Queues out the door when they opened the first one in Poland, which is just down the road from me.
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Queues out the door when they opened the first one in Poland, which is just down the road from me.
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I barely go there these days, but they still do a wiesmac
are chicken wings available in a normal macdonalds?
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are chicken wings available in a normal macdonalds?
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not seen one, looking at the polish website i think they are having a party or something, big mac with bacon in, go get one
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the battered broccoli is just wrong, but they have launched fat chips, it's all go in maccys over there
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that's brocolli abuse, there ought to be a support hotline for victims
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I'm hoping to treat myself to a bigger house
'How big' depends on what people are willing to pay for this place
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:13, archived)
'How big' depends on what people are willing to pay for this place
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:13, archived)
I'm thinking of making my current house a bigger house
seems a bit less hassle to move the family out for a few weeks than to have to move all of our possessions
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:24, archived)
seems a bit less hassle to move the family out for a few weeks than to have to move all of our possessions
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:24, archived)
Just move your family out, the place will seem bigger as you'll need less space.
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Definitely
Unfortunately that option isn't really open to me. It'd be a damn sight cheaper if it was.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:25, archived)
Unfortunately that option isn't really open to me. It'd be a damn sight cheaper if it was.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:25, archived)
nice work
my Dad openly shows his clients the material costs, his labour costs and his expected profit. Clients lap it up, even though the labour is his fucking profit in the first place, so he just whacks 3-5k on top for giggles and they always cough up.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:36, archived)
my Dad openly shows his clients the material costs, his labour costs and his expected profit. Clients lap it up, even though the labour is his fucking profit in the first place, so he just whacks 3-5k on top for giggles and they always cough up.
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nintendo switch
by having a zero hour contract and never going on holiday, i've accrued 108 hours of leave. gonna cash some in and buy a children's toy. yeah!
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:15, archived)
by having a zero hour contract and never going on holiday, i've accrued 108 hours of leave. gonna cash some in and buy a children's toy. yeah!
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:15, archived)
I'd like a switch.
There's a few second hand knocking about on gumtree
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:17, archived)
There's a few second hand knocking about on gumtree
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I don't even follow it anymore. I just don't play enough to worry about new releases.
Just have a look on Amazon every couple of months for older stuff that people have said was good.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:26, archived)
Just have a look on Amazon every couple of months for older stuff that people have said was good.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:26, archived)
This is a good question,
as I've got a bit of spare cash at the moment and a bit more coming in in the near future. I might splurge a couple of grand on a proper gamer PC, especially as a mate owns a computer shop and could probably do me a good price on one.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:16, archived)
as I've got a bit of spare cash at the moment and a bit more coming in in the near future. I might splurge a couple of grand on a proper gamer PC, especially as a mate owns a computer shop and could probably do me a good price on one.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:16, archived)
Yeah, i miss pc gaming,
I enjoy the ease of just sticking the console on and off you go, but it's not the same.
What sort of thing you be looking at? Some of the 4k render stuff looks amazing.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:20, archived)
I enjoy the ease of just sticking the console on and off you go, but it's not the same.
What sort of thing you be looking at? Some of the 4k render stuff looks amazing.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:20, archived)
I haven't had a proper look at specs or anything yet.
A couple of months ago I bumped up my existing setup to 12 Gb of RAM and it still wheezed and fell over when I tried to run DOOM on it, so it looks like I'll be going maximum hardcore on as many specs as poss.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:24, archived)
A couple of months ago I bumped up my existing setup to 12 Gb of RAM and it still wheezed and fell over when I tried to run DOOM on it, so it looks like I'll be going maximum hardcore on as many specs as poss.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:24, archived)
The new doom was good fun,
Very much like an old shooter. Story was a bit janky, but that wasn't really a problem.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:26, archived)
Very much like an old shooter. Story was a bit janky, but that wasn't really a problem.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:26, archived)
I didn't get on with it
Until I remembered that the way to play Doom, is to just run screaming until you get to the end.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:28, archived)
Until I remembered that the way to play Doom, is to just run screaming until you get to the end.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:28, archived)
Yeah, takes a bit of getting used to when modern games are so tactical and cover based.
That feeling when you enter a room full of ammo and armour and you know there's a big stupid fight coming up.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:35, archived)
That feeling when you enter a room full of ammo and armour and you know there's a big stupid fight coming up.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:35, archived)
lol
When I first played Skyrim, I would get to a big door, and there's not only loads of health potions lying around, but a crafting table and the ingredients to make MORE health potions. You just know that something REALLY nasty is on the other side of that door.
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When I first played Skyrim, I would get to a big door, and there's not only loads of health potions lying around, but a crafting table and the ingredients to make MORE health potions. You just know that something REALLY nasty is on the other side of that door.
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Is there a mod where you can defeat the monsters by talking to them and getting them to open up about their feelings?
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All of this is exactly why I want to play DOOM in the first place.
I could never be arsed with all those hyper-realistic CoD-style games (actually more because gaming is my most internet autism-y thing and I'd a million times rather play on my own than with other people). Painkiller was my go-to mindless shooter for ages but it's worn a bit thin by now.
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I could never be arsed with all those hyper-realistic CoD-style games (actually more because gaming is my most internet autism-y thing and I'd a million times rather play on my own than with other people). Painkiller was my go-to mindless shooter for ages but it's worn a bit thin by now.
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Couple of grand? You won't need that much unless you're buying all top of the range stuff
I could spec you one up if you want
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I could spec you one up if you want
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:47, archived)
I treated myself to about 15 things at the edinburgh fringe and a record cleaning machine this week.
I'm tempted to buy an old quad amplifier but keep not bothering to.
Gonna buy an LP by the funk band lettuce. Only seems to be on sale in america and with shipping it comes to about $40 which is a bit steep.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:20, archived)
I'm tempted to buy an old quad amplifier but keep not bothering to.
Gonna buy an LP by the funk band lettuce. Only seems to be on sale in america and with shipping it comes to about $40 which is a bit steep.
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Yeah, that's what I was thinking of getting.
They're good. Silly name aside.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:25, archived)
They're good. Silly name aside.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:25, archived)
piece of piss really
even auto-detected my NAS and works with the Kore app, so I was watching movies on it in about half an hour.
I need to find some skins/add-ons to make music playback a bit more user friendly though. I want a big grid of all my albums, not endless nested folders.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:40, archived)
even auto-detected my NAS and works with the Kore app, so I was watching movies on it in about half an hour.
I need to find some skins/add-ons to make music playback a bit more user friendly though. I want a big grid of all my albums, not endless nested folders.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:40, archived)
I think it'll natively do that once you have it index your music.
There's a 'library' view and a 'files' view.
Have you tried Exodus and SALTS for telly/film streaming? they have most stuff on there.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:44, archived)
There's a 'library' view and a 'files' view.
Have you tried Exodus and SALTS for telly/film streaming? they have most stuff on there.
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not properly fiddled with it yet
but that's the sort of stuff I'd be after, ta. The TV itself can already do Netflix and Youtube.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:46, archived)
but that's the sort of stuff I'd be after, ta. The TV itself can already do Netflix and Youtube.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:46, archived)
Now go onto one of the kodi support forums and see how popular Sam Nazarko isn't.
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The kid who maintains OSMC.
People get upset because he's monetised their open source project, I think.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:41, archived)
People get upset because he's monetised their open source project, I think.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:41, archived)
I'm going to treat myself to a ruddy great drink once I finish this course of antibiotics
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I'm going to go shopping for a better deal on life insurance.
Not what I'd call a treat, but I'll feel better for sorting it out. Likewise, I need to get a will written (if only so I can disinherit my daughter).
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:27, archived)
Not what I'd call a treat, but I'll feel better for sorting it out. Likewise, I need to get a will written (if only so I can disinherit my daughter).
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:27, archived)
I've just got life insurance and critical illness cover sorted.
Sounds stupid but it's a weight off my mind knowing no matter what happens to me, ladypig will be alright
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:34, archived)
Sounds stupid but it's a weight off my mind knowing no matter what happens to me, ladypig will be alright
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:34, archived)
I neglected to cancel a policy from a couple of mortgages back, so I've been thrown away money on a monthly basis.
I'm also not convinced that I need that Critical Illness cover that I've been paying for.
Exciting stuff!
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:47, archived)
I'm also not convinced that I need that Critical Illness cover that I've been paying for.
Exciting stuff!
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:47, archived)
I'm very aware of this,
but I've made all my children swear that they'll avenge my death, so they can only do me in if they all agree to it.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:58, archived)
but I've made all my children swear that they'll avenge my death, so they can only do me in if they all agree to it.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 10:58, archived)
Motorbike started first kick this morning.
This is a good sign for the rest of the day.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 7:56, archived)
This is a good sign for the rest of the day.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 7:56, archived)
The 175
I've barely started on the 250. I've got the wiring loom done, and the tank you got me is stripped and primed, but the rain has slowed me down as I've got nowhere in doors to paint.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 8:08, archived)
I've barely started on the 250. I've got the wiring loom done, and the tank you got me is stripped and primed, but the rain has slowed me down as I've got nowhere in doors to paint.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 8:08, archived)
yeah, paintings bollocks like that
even in a garage the moisture gets in and contaminates the surface, especially if you've user filler cos it sucks it up faster than a dockside whore. Never again.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 8:09, archived)
even in a garage the moisture gets in and contaminates the surface, especially if you've user filler cos it sucks it up faster than a dockside whore. Never again.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 8:09, archived)
Ha, I took it down to a bloke on the estate and he put it in some machine that sucked the dents out.
Or blew the dents out.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 8:11, archived)
Or blew the dents out.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 8:11, archived)
my cat died from that
well, no, she died from the lethal injection, but my point still stands.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 8:30, archived)
well, no, she died from the lethal injection, but my point still stands.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 8:30, archived)
i demand a return of the sunshine, it is a basic human right in june
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24's over my acceptance threshold
but Imma get drunk at a wedding this weekend to compensate
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 9:00, archived)
but Imma get drunk at a wedding this weekend to compensate
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 9:00, archived)
Mornin'
Bleedin' transport delays and no bleedin' information for love nor money. It's enough to make a man have a second cup of tea.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 8:35, archived)
Bleedin' transport delays and no bleedin' information for love nor money. It's enough to make a man have a second cup of tea.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 8:35, archived)
I'm always up at 6
Gives me time for breakfast, shower, etc before going to make breakfast for the mad auntie
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 8:44, archived)
Gives me time for breakfast, shower, etc before going to make breakfast for the mad auntie
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 8:44, archived)
Morning.
My daughter wants me to "vote for Theresa May". Her brothers have both switched from Green to Labour, so I'm claiming a 66% success rate as a parent.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 9:06, archived)
My daughter wants me to "vote for Theresa May". Her brothers have both switched from Green to Labour, so I'm claiming a 66% success rate as a parent.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 9:06, archived)
They've all based their decision on who will let them spend less time in school,
so talk of "cuts to education" has been the vote winner, for her.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 9:13, archived)
so talk of "cuts to education" has been the vote winner, for her.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 9:13, archived)
at least you'll only have to help fund your sons through university if she gets her way
as a neoliberal your daughter should provide for herself
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 9:10, archived)
as a neoliberal your daughter should provide for herself
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 9:10, archived)
No doubt paying for her education will fall under the "boy jobs" heading.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 9:15, archived)
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tell your children this is big boys shit and not to get involved
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When she grows up, insist she retrospectively pays for all the food she ate as a child.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 9:48, archived)
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I should put a lock on the fridge, until she starts contributing to the household finances.
I'd send her back, if I could.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 9:50, archived)
I'd send her back, if I could.
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 9:50, archived)
Hey, hey, we're the Mornings
And people say we morning around
But we're too busy morning
To morning anybody down
( , Thu 8 Jun 2017, 9:48, archived)
And people say we morning around
But we're too busy morning
To morning anybody down
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