morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 6:48, archived)

Wotcha

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Mar 2018, 7:06, archived)

check out the fucking state
of that shit
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 7:38, archived)

the three quando I've seen in real life lacked any kind of weather seal, utter garbage
morning
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 7:52, archived)

yeah, it's real bargain-basement stuff
but the weather here is harsh so I'd be regreasing the hubs each month either way.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 8:03, archived)

From the neglect in the pic the races are probably scarred beyond usefulness already, get yourself an mtb hub if you can find one nowadays with the right OLD and that isn't disc, will hopefully withstand rougher treatment

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 8:10, archived)

shut up m8

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 8:12, archived)

^^

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 8:13, archived)

It's a supermarket special I'm cleaning up to get myself outdoors this summer
I'm not planning to rip up the trails and splatter mud all over my lycra shorts.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 8:13, archived)

get the mcbeef look

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 8:15, archived)

the bike is bad enough as it is
some really ugly trainers and a dickhead top knot will just get me mugged
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 8:20, archived)

Waste of time doing bicycles.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Mar 2018, 7:54, archived)

Also, I was listening to the radio today,
And one woman you could hear all the smacking and wet noise of their lips and stuff moving about when she was talking. Why do the radio folks not tell them to sort it out and be less disgusting. It's really off putting.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Mar 2018, 7:56, archived)

you have to eat a green apple beforehand
but some mics are so sensitive it's really hard to avoid all that shit, especially in live broadcasts.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 8:05, archived)

It was awful to listen to.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 27 Mar 2018, 8:10, archived)

When I did my barge trip
I got stopped by some roaming beeb countryfile reporter doing talking heads, and she asked me for an interview. So I put on my best radio voice and her facial expression told me her clunge was wetter than the Caen Hill Locks.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 8:19, archived)

+and then someone dropped a cow onto me off a bridge

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 8:39, archived)

it would have made the trip more interesting.

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 8:44, archived)

When I drive my car, I am not driving.
I am participating in a conspiracy called 'traffic'. I will walk.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 8:52, archived)

you are the traffic

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 9:00, archived)

I ditched the car and walked the last bit today

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 9:08, archived)

oh

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 8:59, archived)

my

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 9:01, archived)

bottom

( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 9:19, archived)

toucher

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 9:21, archived)

Maybe Adrian Edmondson could do a sitcom where Eddie Hitler lives alone
called "Buttock".
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 9:25, archived)

morning
not feeling it today, can I go home pls?
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 9:47, archived)

well of course
literally no one is stopping you
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 9:50, archived)

Well, apart from my uniquely strong work ethic, of course

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 9:52, archived)

but that's not a person as such, so you are correct

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 9:53, archived)

so go home

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 9:54, archived)

cheers boss

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 9:55, archived)

nobody's your boss

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 27 Mar 2018, 10:04, archived)

I have a hallway with cork flooring tiles and the missus wants laminate crap on top of it.
i assume the cork is already floating on something. do i need another underlay for the laminate crap, or should i just shove it in and hope for the best? cheers.

alt: cheers
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 18:32, archived)

I don't really know anything about laminate flooring so I'm going to say yes.
We moved into our new surgery today. It's pretty nice but none of the computer stuff worked properly because NHS IT is shit and rubbish.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 18:42, archived)

is that yes i should shove it in and hope for the best, or yes it needs another underlay?
you know the telly that plays the same 5 minutes of shit animation and gormless public health announcements on a loop? could you turn that shit off please? thanks.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 19:03, archived)

There's usually an underlay you put down. I'd rip everything back to the boards and start again.
It comes in big sheets.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 19:05, archived)

Like ur nan, lol

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 19:07, archived)

i'd go further than that
burn the house down and start from scratch
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 19:08, archived)

christ
i'd rather you were all posting skinks than this bilge
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 19:08, archived)

I assume the snail is bait
www.goldcoastsnakecatcher.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/619.jpg
( mongychops, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 19:40, archived)

say whaaat?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 19:49, archived)

Madahooha?
www.zoochat.com/community/media/madagascar-giant-water-skink-amphiglossus-reticulatus.311200/full?d=1449179018
( mongychops, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 20:05, archived)

You have to go back to a good known solid surface
then lay a membrane and an acoustic deadener (cork, foam, whatevs) and then put your laminate on top of that. Otherwise it'll warp and split and look even shitter than laminate flooring and everything else in your life already looks.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 19:18, archived)

Take the cork and peel it back, now isn't your laminate better

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 19:42, archived)

Yeah everyone take advice from the guy living in a country where they hang rugs on walls.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 19:55, archived)

^ can't afford flock wallpaper

( mongychops, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 20:19, archived)

Bubble wrap will do

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 19:19, archived)

Andrew lloyzzzz

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 19:24, archived)

Underlay, underlay! Arriba, arriba!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 19:39, archived)

^gratuitous rug reference

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 19:43, archived)

I always think this when I hear 'underlay'. It's impossible not to.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 22:46, archived)

same

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 23:01, archived)

cheers

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 19:52, archived)

shit on the floor

( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 20:14, archived)

open the door+

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 20:16, archived)

take off your pants and your panties

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 21:12, archived)

You could try fucking off, you fucking cunt

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 20:35, archived)

Anyone got a good idea for a thread?

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 14:11, archived)

Yes but I'm saving it for a special occasion

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 14:18, archived)

i approve of this
too many people these days squander thread ideas by just blurting them out willy nilly.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 14:27, archived)

pls can you put it on /calendar?
I'd hate to miss it
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 14:34, archived)

prick

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 14:25, archived)

wanker

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 14:26, archived)

post your ideas here and we'll pick the best one at the end of the week
b3ta.com/talk/threadsyoudliketostart/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 14:32, archived)

bedsyoudliketoshart, more like

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 14:40, archived)

b3ta.com/board/11251049
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 14:41, archived)

Benny Harvey RIP

( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 14:42, archived)

Happy Bangladeshi independence day!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 14:43, archived)

thank you!
I feel under-represented on this forum
( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 14:47, archived)

you dudes fought for it, and ya got it!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 14:49, archived)

did... did he run himself over again?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 15:07, archived)

Open carry in the workplace

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 14:46, archived)

78.media.tumblr.com/a90c02e248c92b017684ada947ded0a4/tumblr_o1l0gzHdeU1s52q75o2_1280.jpg
( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 14:48, archived)

cheaper than kevlar

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 14:50, archived)

callofduty.wikia.com/wiki/Two_Birds_with_One_Stone
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 15:09, archived)

360 no scope headshots

( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 15:12, archived)

shit
I should have replied with "Sounds like someones got a case of the Mondays!"
( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 15:11, archived)

getoboys.gif

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 15:14, archived)

Benny bum botter wood I queer whore ass head, more like

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 15:08, archived)

so true

( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 15:12, archived)

funny how it seems

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 15:14, archived)

survival plans for the half term

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 15:36, archived)

i'd be up for that one

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 17:30, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 7:37, archived)

Grrrmt+1

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 7:54, archived)

that time shift messed me right up

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 7:59, archived)

i didn't really notice
there's only one clock in my flat that doesn't update on its own
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 10:06, archived)

l
lol
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 10:10, archived)

lol

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 10:11, archived)

!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 10:15, archived)

SPRING HAS SPRUNG!!
Yahoooooooooo
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 26 Mar 2018, 7:59, archived)

monday's are not meant for this level of enthusiasm

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 8:01, archived)

On the way out the door I tripped over a chick riding a lamb with a daffodil in its mouth

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 8:10, archived)

I hope the police pulled her over for having a bulb out.

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 8:11, archived)

 
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 8:12, archived)

ha....bulb

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 8:45, archived)

lol, like a glans!!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 11:20, archived)

lol, i bet you do!!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 11:53, archived)

how dare you

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 8:52, archived)

It had to be done

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 8:53, archived)

yeah so what?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 8:56, archived)

so do something about it you wanker

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:03, archived)

bite me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:03, archived)

you're too chewy and tasteless

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:15, archived)

Fuck BST.
I want my hour back.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:05, archived)

you can have it back in six months
Greenwich is holding it as collateral
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:11, archived)

and the interest accrued in 6 months is fucken staggering

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:15, archived)

It'll be past its use by date.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:36, archived)

I'm not sure how having sex with Bonnie 'Sauce' Tyler is going to fix that

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 10:41, archived)

in b4 two hats

( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:18, archived)

gutted

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:25, archived)

that's a shame

( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:32, archived)

b4
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:50, archived)

Ok, I'm worried now
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/health/freemasons-donate-1-088-toward-da-vinci-robot-appeal-at-qa-hospital-1-8431319

Freemasons donate money for a robot called 'Da Vinci'?? I bet they fucken do.
Also, look at the amount they donated! It's so obvious!!
10, as in the Ten Commandments.
8 + 8 = 16. Then 1 + 6 = 7. Get it??? THE 7 CREATIVE POWERS OF THE GODHEAD!!!

Illuminati is alive and well and living in Portsmouth.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:30, archived)

Even posting this has probably put me, and anyone around me, in great danger

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:31, archived)

b3ta has been under their control for a long time
rob is definitely one, possibly manolith too
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:35, archived)

Ok, get this
The hospital is named after Queen Alexandra, right? The SAME Queen Alexandra who was married to Edward VII, of the house Saxe-Coburg and GOTHA, yeah?

Go back in time to the late 18th century, where Adam Weishaupt, the man widely believed to have started the Illumanti as we know it, is banished from Bavaria, to spend the rest of his life, where? A UNIVERSITY IN GOTHA.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:44, archived)

and Weishaupt translates to wanker in english

( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:51, archived)

Really makes you think

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:53, archived)

it certainly does

( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:56, archived)

so adam weishaupt is...
batman?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 10:06, archived)

alright 'not edward nygma'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 11:22, archived)

alright

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 11:53, archived)

THANKS MAT8

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 10:05, archived)

I'm just glad I moved off the island

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 10:09, archived)

i'm glad you did too

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 10:33, archived)

they're not even trying to hide it now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:32, archived)

we're through the looking glass, m8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:34, archived)

Funhouse mirror, more like.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:39, archived)

cor those twins though eh!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:41, archived)

you know what they say about twins, right? eh? hmm?
there's two of them!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 10:09, archived)

COR

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 10:28, archived)

Why am I finding this so funny?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 10:28, archived)

u r fucked

( $$ ✅, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:34, archived)

This goes all the way to the Lord Mayor, m8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:46, archived)

keyword: jowls
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 10:08, archived)

yikes
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 10:12, archived)

morning

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:50, archived)

finally, a sensible reply.

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 9:58, archived)

i just dun ein ploppenshite lol

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 10:23, archived)

Don't lie, it was eine splattencacken

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 10:30, archived)

Blimey, were you there?

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 10:34, archived)

I could hear the backsplash from here

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 10:39, archived)

Morning
It actually looks like spring today
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 10:23, archived)

I thought so too
but I went out on the balcony and my nips stiffed up immediately
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 10:43, archived)

It's still cold
But I definitely need to weed and sort my pots this week if I want any salad ready by mid may
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 11:05, archived)

d and sort my pots this week if I want any salad ready by mid may
lol
( broadsword w⚓, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 11:10, archived)

lol

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 11:13, archived)

Lol

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 11:14, archived)

Hiya

( mongychops, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 10:25, archived)

coo-ee

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 10:43, archived)

alright m

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 11:13, archived)

alright mano

( mongychops, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 11:18, archived)

evenigh

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 25 Mar 2018, 23:43, archived)

sympathy reply

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 26 Mar 2018, 7:37, archived)

Morning.
4 day week! I'm a happy camper.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 26 Mar 2018, 7:41, archived)

afternoon

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 25 Mar 2018, 13:25, archived)

Luverly.
How hangeth it?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 25 Mar 2018, 13:31, archived)

alright

( mongychops, Sun 25 Mar 2018, 14:26, archived)

Ow do

( H.B.Mupps, Sun 25 Mar 2018, 14:30, archived)

Hi hun

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 25 Mar 2018, 14:33, archived)

aight

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Mar 2018, 15:03, archived)

it is indeed
snooker final is on
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Mar 2018, 15:09, archived)

Benny Harvey RIP

( $$ ✅, Sun 25 Mar 2018, 15:42, archived)

Gone but not forgotten

( mongychops, Sun 25 Mar 2018, 17:10, archived)

REST IN PEACE, BIG MAN

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Mar 2018, 17:18, archived)

did he run himself over again?

( manolith hooray for me, Sun 25 Mar 2018, 17:43, archived)

Been in the pub since lunchtime.
Some twat keeps trying to sell me raffle tickets. First prize is an Easter egg from Aldi. It's shaped like a hot air balloon. What the fuck that has to do with chocolate zombie jew day, I don't know.
Mrs stuj bought a ticket a couple of hours ago and has told the bloke to fuck right off every time he's come back since. tbh I feel a bit sorry for the cunt, I think he might be a bit special needs.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 25 Mar 2018, 19:15, archived)

Lick the tickets
Then tell him they belong to you now
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 25 Mar 2018, 19:33, archived)

Totally stealing "chocolate zombie Jew day".

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 25 Mar 2018, 19:37, archived)

Turtle power

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 25 Mar 2018, 19:46, archived)

Ha!
Excellent.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 26 Mar 2018, 0:07, archived)

Gracefully glancing this, the dead man’s switch that is the ‘post this message’ button..
...to let you all know that I’m not dead.

JMG.

Sent from my iPhone.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 24 Mar 2018, 15:07, archived)

Alright JMG.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 15:29, archived)

Alright.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 24 Mar 2018, 16:22, archived)

nor am i
yet
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 15:31, archived)

Firm handshakes all round.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 24 Mar 2018, 16:23, archived)

jammin'

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 16:25, archived)

oh thank goodness
they'd probably have had to shut the site down if you were
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 16:55, archived)

Up the addicks

( mongychops, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 17:16, archived)

bald dole mum etc

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 17:30, archived)

Fuck Cambridge and fuck you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 24 Mar 2018, 17:42, archived)

Those cheeky Tabs, eh?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 17:48, archived)

Oh
shame
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 19:09, archived)

Wotcher! Or should that be 'Watcher!'? Lel.
Weekend plans?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 9:38, archived)

I've got to take my son to a party at 1, probably pop for a pint after , I've no idea what my daughter is up to or when she's coming to see her poor old dad, teenagers eh

( mongychops, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 9:53, archived)

They're a mystery to me.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:21, archived)

I'll be minding my own business, m8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:03, archived)

Ooh, handbags!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:21, archived)

Might give the meat a good old rub

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:06, archived)

Dry or wet rub?

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:15, archived)

Mmm, salty

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:53, archived)

got to put a curtain pole up
Dunno what that's a euphemism for.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:41, archived)

+ beef

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:53, archived)

nice one, now you've summoned him

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 11:18, archived)

If you say his name 3 times into a mirror
he'll appear and talk about trainers.

Then kill you with a flensing hook.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 24 Mar 2018, 11:36, archived)

ns bb
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 12:51, archived)

Beeflejuice

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 12:51, archived)

+my bum

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 14:20, archived)

lol

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 14:43, archived)

i plan to get asked what my weekend plans are

( manolith hooray for me, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 12:36, archived)

Not long woke up.
Going to have a couple of pints to shift my hangover, then go to the spice shop to get some bits in.

Later I might go the pictures and see that Nile Hilton Incident.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 12:52, archived)

The what now? I'm not familiar with that one.
Not one cinema within fifty miles of me is showing 'Ghostland', and I am gutted.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 12:56, archived)

It's an Egyptian thriller.
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_nile_hilton_incident
They've got an Ingmar Bergman on tomorrow and all.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 13:02, archived)

Ooh yes, that one came out over here a little while ago but disappeared from the radar pretty quickly.
Looks decent though.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 13:05, archived)

Where's 'here'?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 13:12, archived)

France innit.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 13:27, archived)

Seen.
I enjoyed the last series of Engrenages.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 13:35, archived)

Housework, job search, knitting and possibly drinking

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 13:03, archived)

Solid weekending in perspective here.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 13:27, archived)

I watched Bill Forsyth's housekeeping the other week. It were great.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 14:11, archived)

I'd watch anyone doing housework
As long as I don't have to do it.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 14:24, archived)

Tits

( broadsword w⚓, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 13:30, archived)

Titty

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 24 Mar 2018, 13:35, archived)

Titties

( $$ ✅, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 13:51, archived)

I'll also finish my baselworld round up I suppose, seems to go well

( mongychops, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 14:38, archived)

This is going to be a fluid post bet do join in and have your views
Baselworld 2018

Let's start in not Switzerland at all
hodinkee.imgix.net/uploads/images/1521131291757-cftz2zytc5o-7162c2ec6879e06adfd49cae0fb2767c/Blue_Ceramic_GMT_4.jpg

Ceramic blue bezel, standard
But the blue center links are ceramic blue too? Oh yeah
It's metal is full titanium, what even the blue on the case you say? Oh yes, they infused or oxidised the titanium to be that blue

I'm giving it 7.7 fingers, because of my finger
( mongychops, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 21:58, archived)

I really like that blue GS.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:00, archived)

The GS on the dial are wonderful design

( mongychops, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:01, archived)

Yeah, gorgeous

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:04, archived)

heavy though?
i'm still looking for a viable replacement for my citizen titanium eco-drive
(ozof, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:10, archived)

No titanium weights fuck all, ceramic even less

( mongychops, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:17, archived)

yup, titanium is great
i was thinking more of the weight of the kinetic movement, which always seemed to add a lot of bulk to the seikos. i'd love it if was about as skinny as the eco-drive.
(ozof, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 23:10, archived)

So let's go french next, after the massive success of the in house movement last year, where mext
Well Chanel gave us this re take on a classic
www.chanel.com/wfj/product/medias/boy-friend-skeleton-watch/H5254-default-0-1540-grey-nocrop-1519279463607.jpg

What can I say about Coco, she knew fashion and design. A classic shaped watch from a non watch design house. The skeleton of the dial is sublime, the movement reliable, and this brown gold tinge something I've never seen.

7.9
Fingers iñnit
( mongychops, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:14, archived)

Interesting. Not for me

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:30, archived)

Looks pretty nice.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:22, archived)

Grand Seiko's are all a baby of one watchsmith, they do all the building of a movement

( mongychops, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:33, archived)

I can't keep this all upbeat, so what have we seen here?
www.omegawatches.com/media/gene-cms/s/p/sp_dsotm_apollo8_31192443001001_ambiance_small_13.jpg

Apollo 8 orbited the moon, they wore omega watches, allegedly. I don't like the cut out moon design or the ceramic.the movement is outstanding and the chronograph great.i find the yellow makes the dial too busy.

4.2 member digits
( mongychops, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:45, archived)

See, I like that a lot

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:48, archived)

Too busy, like the yellow though

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 23:03, archived)

Got any understated numbers

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:46, archived)

where I got the picture says it all, why wouldn't you want to buy it , a classical watch from a high end watch makee
hodinkee.imgix.net/uploads/images/1521737402937-268b80wtph3-d17400eea16ffb3c5a85b131137ee75d/B89A0247_copy.jpg
( mongychops, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 23:02, archived)

Eat my spam, you muthas!
www.b3ta.com/links/Another_reworking_of_a_killer_rap_tune
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:01, archived)

what's the vegetarian option?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:12, archived)

cigarettes, hopefully

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:16, archived)

with a dash of coffee and side order of anal sex
hopefully
( $$ ✅, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:17, archived)

#noir

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:17, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:19, archived)

That's reet nice, that.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 20:19, archived)

Crayons

( H.B.Mupps, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:16, archived)

not clicking that, might be a /links

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:19, archived)

i'd rather not
i don't know where it's been
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:20, archived)

you beaky fucking beaker cunt

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:20, archived)

He's nearly as bad as me

( mongychops, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:28, archived)

you just had to make another thread all about you again, didn't you

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:37, archived)

It's my mo innit

( mongychops, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:39, archived)

so you keep telling us, you self-obsessed fruitcake

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:49, archived)

If I don't insist upon my self I wither

( mongychops, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:43, archived)

Existential uncertainty is a bugger

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 20:57, archived)

lol, "mo"

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:07, archived)

And it was because of this post, that monster munch lost his job as "Stevie J", producer of posthumous hippetty hop album "Life After Death"

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:26, archived)

i dunno, we'd have to ask brb

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:39, archived)

One day he'll get his revenge on me

( mongychops, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 19:01, archived)

I are ver maximum creative!

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:01, archived)

beaky fucking beaker cuntles

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:53, archived)

Not listening to that: it might be rap.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:18, archived)

pub time then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:43, archived)

+e lol

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:47, archived)

lol

( $$ ✅, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:48, archived)

epub!
What other document formats are lol?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:49, archived)

I pronounces it 'gif'

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:50, archived)

yeah but do you put the cream or jam on first?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:52, archived)

yes he does

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:53, archived)

Cornish friend of ours has refused to remove her #jamfirst badge whilst working for the National Trust.
It's serious business.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:56, archived)

this story fell apart when it got to the bit about you having a friend

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:00, archived)

Not actually my friend, more the child of someone I met once,
but there's no word for that, and I didn't want to make a dull anecdote any duller by adding unnecessary exposition.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:02, archived)

phew, well you dodged a bullet there

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:06, archived)

Yeah, could have been really nasty.
manolith needs to be more careful, or I'll be pouring word after word onto this board, and I don't think anybody wants that.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:10, archived)

As much as I like visiting the National Trusts places
the people that run them are fucking cunts. Frankly.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:04, archived)

How do you feel about English Heritage employees?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:07, archived)

I've not visited any of their sites, as far as I'm aware
but they're probably wankers of some kind
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:08, archived)

my mum used to work for them

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:09, archived)

and how much of a wanker is she?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:12, archived)

you know what they say about apples and trees, mat8

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:21, archived)

Too many apples spoil the trees?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:21, archived)

an apple a day keeps the doctor a tree

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:26, archived)

An apple in time saves trees

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:33, archived)

an apple in the hand is worth 2 in the doctor

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:38, archived)

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:36, archived)

Disraeli Gears then All Mod Cons
lol
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:03, archived)

lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:51, archived)

oh, that'll teach me to refresh before posting

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:51, archived)

RIP all high street chain restaurants

( $$ ✅, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:48, archived)

what have those pesky millennials killed off this time?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:49, archived)

woah, this sounds like a hot scoop
What's the word on the street, dollars?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:49, archived)

Probably got himself banned from Wimpy.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:53, archived)

prezzo is no more

( $$ ✅, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:55, archived)

no strictly true
it will only have a few remaining
( $$ ✅, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:56, archived)

oh
never mind
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:05, archived)

I miss pubs

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:49, archived)

all the good ones have closed down anyway

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:53, archived)

bit special, m8e

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:53, archived)

*skanks*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:55, archived)

+e
congratulations, mat8!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:51, archived)

mods delete this repeat post pls

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:52, archived)

soz diamond level members' posts can't be deleted

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:53, archived)

lol members

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:54, archived)

mine shines like a diamond

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:01, archived)

because you keep rubbing it

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:03, archived)

I think so, I'm down to one snout so I've got to go out anyway

( mongychops, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:56, archived)

is it giro day?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:00, archived)

No I'm afraid not

( mongychops, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:02, archived)

have we got some cakes at least?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:17, archived)

giro White boy
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:06, archived)

I think I've still got half a pack in my tin, be dry as fuck by now though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:09, archived)

i wish

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:01, archived)

god I wish I'd put Mr Tea on ignore

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:04, archived)

5/7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-43505066
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:53, archived)

Scrambled egg on toast I reckon.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:54, archived)

Dont start

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:54, archived)

i'm torn between cheap tomato soup and slightly less cheap tomato soup with a dash of femme fresh

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:18, archived)

I'm 'heinz or don't bother' with tomato soup.
Also chuck a bag of ready salted in there.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:33, archived)

fuck

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:54, archived)

I couldn't do it

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:54, archived)

Kiera Knightley's tits 3/7

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:56, archived)

Not bad.
What's wrong with cup and cone bearings? You car blokes. Honestly.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:59, archived)

Cup I understand, but cones?
Is Keira doing a Madonna biopic?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:05, archived)

just no experience with 'em, that's all
I can imagine ball bearings pinging off all over the place
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:06, archived)

Put down a sheet and have a magnetic tool/screwdriver at the ready.
If you're really on the ball use a magnetic bowl.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:17, archived)

Proper thick grease sticks them all in to place as long as you're not a shaky handed spasmo

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:34, archived)

it's the "as long as" bit that bothers me
I'm clumsier than a spina bifida victim undergoing electro-shock treatments during an earthquake. On ice.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:36, archived)

Maybe bearings aren't for you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:41, archived)

yeah but you should see the state of this bike
it's like it was dipped in treacle and then ridden across some sand dunes
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 14:29, archived)

I've got a proper thick grease stick IYKWIM

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:55, archived)

Shame I had to drive down to Basildon just as Seagal chat was about to get going.
4/7, I expect.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:57, archived)

just as Seagal chat was about to get going.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:00, archived)

You said it, Windy.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:02, archived)

he was ok until he turned into a doughy, ponytailed tosspot

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 14:06, archived)

He was alaays a tosspot,
but now he's too fat to do any decent action scenes, he's a double tosspot.

I think it was Into The Sun where all the action was handled by his body double, it's hilariously awful.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 14:21, archived)

i love bad films, but i can't bear to watch him any more

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 14:22, archived)

Me neither.
I did sit through some film where that wife beater from Eastenders was an evil henchman, but it was totally shit.

Also, Against The Dark, where he stands around and does nothing. Epic stuff
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 14:27, archived)

if you want something with epic levels of weird, watch body melt
fucked up aussie horror
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 14:40, archived)

Street Trash

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 14:44, archived)

watched that after a couple of mitsubishis
never again
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 14:59, archived)

Had that on VHS.
Harold Bishop was the villain!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:47, archived)

I've got The China Syndrome downloaded for a rainy day as well.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:03, archived)

ok way to spend a couple of hours
not great, not terrible
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:33, archived)

Unless you meant me, in which case that's very hurtful.
Albeit accurate.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 14:22, archived)

you were always a tosspot,
but now you're too fat to do any decent action scenes, you're a double tosspot.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 14:24, archived)

i don't know you well enough to comment on your tosspottery levels

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 14:25, archived)

That's never stopped anybody else.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 14:32, archived)

^tosspot

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 14:42, archived)

^tosspot

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 14:44, archived)

if i call someone a tosspot, i like to have definitive proof

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:00, archived)

Proof
jelly.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=2663&board=talk
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:02, archived)

compelling

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:14, archived)

"Shit on a dog's tits" Your score: 4/7

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:04, archived)

Tangle isn't a wangle

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:44, archived)

Just the 2

( mongychops, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:06, archived)

Anything else good from Baselworld

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:44, archived)

I've not really looked today , doesn't look like I'll be getting either of the one's I wanted yet again, I'm fairly disillusioned with what's going on at the moment, I've put my name on 2 waiting lists , still waiting on 3 from 2 years ago tho :(

( mongychops, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:49, archived)

"Spit on your dad's cock" 2/7
and one of them was a guess.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:17, archived)

Don't.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:45, archived)

don't what?

( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:02, archived)

4/7
can't believe i got the rhino one wrong
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 14:05, archived)

f0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0d
soon it will be lunch. maybe you are already having lunch. maybe you have already had lunch. maybe you are reading this long after lunch. i'm going to have some soup or maybe a bowl of cereal for lunch. what are you fine people going to do for lunch? or what did you have for lunch? what do you think alternative dimension you had/is having/will have for lunch?
( brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:40, archived)

As flat as a pancake 3/7

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:54, archived)

fucking fucking FUCKING hell

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:54, archived)

official morning thread

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 6:58, archived)

I preferred the other one.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Mar 2018, 7:28, archived)

that was yesterday
it's time to move on
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 7:31, archived)

Ok. Bye

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Mar 2018, 7:38, archived)

don't let the googly-eyed fern hit you on the way out

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 7:46, archived)

+ cotton

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:28, archived)

I appreciate the intent,
but it's not a good way to go about things. It's kind of confrontational and it makes everyone start being nasty to one another.

And the Marzipan thing. What was that all about?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:26, archived)

I've got nothing against marzipan

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:30, archived)

Alright, Strong Bad

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:00, archived)

nice try, he does have something against marzipan though

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:11, archived)

I thought he liked marzipan?
Haven't watched it in a while, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:15, archived)

bit wordy for the official version

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:42, archived)

patent trolls making it harder for the honest worker m8

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:48, archived)

Bootleg response.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:43, archived)

arrrrrr m8ey
(pegleg response)
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:48, archived)

hi

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:50, archived)

looking sharp, TH

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:53, archived)

oh, this old thing?
*pinches penus*
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:00, archived)

cool shit

( $$ ✅, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:54, archived)

hot shit m8
positively steaming
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:59, archived)

i dunno, doesn't look that official
i reckon you might be a knock-off nigel
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:59, archived)

who told you about my mechanical pencil?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:00, archived)

strikey-g

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:01, archived)

^ making plans

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:01, archived)

ici

^up to the guts
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:55, archived)

make a soup out of it brah

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 10:05, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 10:09, archived)

alright SM II

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 10:18, archived)

official bottom of the morning thread

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 10:35, archived)

official bottom ruiner

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 10:37, archived)

rip my bottom :'(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 10:42, archived)