well my stepdad's just diedthanks Friday. You were doing so well.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:44,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:47,
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my step-father is a difficult manbut I'd be heartbroken to see him go. All the best x
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:53,
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it's harshed my Friday buzz tbh(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 17:58,
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Soz to hear mate, I'm out with Jim , we go from laughs to tears currently, deaths a bitch (
mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 18:02,
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yer, same deal, knock one back for Colin, he'd have drunk you under the table(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 18:38,
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cheers allsomeone start anew thread, this one was unnecessarily grim
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 18:03,
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biscuit chat gets no traction hereWeekend plans?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 13:57,
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They've started a darts team up my local, but it looks like another pub team has just been drafted in for it, right bunch of weirdos, it's Mondays if you fancy it (
mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:11,
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he has his life drawing class on Mondays I think(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:14,
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2 for 1 burgers on thursdays(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:28,
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Buying more Warhammer paints. The boys have decided to collect 40k orks and plague marines, and I don't have much in the way of greens or yellows.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:11,
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Nothing a can of Lynx Africa can't cover up. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:07,
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just doing this all day longmedia.giphy.com/media/10KO3cfACY0YPS/giphy.gif
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:16,
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See, I was thinking of doing thiswww.picgifs.com/graphics/d/dancing/graphics-dancing-836956.gif
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:23,
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if anyone can pull off that move, it's you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:27,
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Good luck getting your light source to change sides whenever you move. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:27,
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I only want the best for you. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:35,
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Now I have that fucking music in my head, fuck you(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:28,
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It's Mr. Six, from the Six Flags ads from ages ago.I don't know what the music is but it's annoying as fuck and it's a terrible ear worm.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:42,
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I didn't even know that we had a 6 Flags over hereTIL
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:44,
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waiting for my furniture tomorrow (between 11 and 5, fucking cunts)family get together on sunday
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:20,
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RIP this godforsaken message board. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:59,
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sorry, browsing fontawesome was more fun than replying to people on here(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 15:01,
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 15:55,
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Got some mates coming round. They're bringing massive drugs. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 15:15,
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Watching films and moaning Just been to pick up my prescription and saw the most blatant display of shoplifting I have ever witnessed
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 15:56,
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morninggood luck everyone, let's make it through the day in one piece
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 7:28,
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Bike didn't want to start this morning.2 clicks and dash lights dropped as if it was a dead battery, 3rd try and it gets going. What's that about? Just wet?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Apr 2018, 8:06,
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Demonic possession. Best consult a priest.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 8:12,
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Did it rain last night?Might be moisture getting into an electrical connection somewhere
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 8:21,
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Yeah, it was soaked.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:15,
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might be a cracked distributor cap (if you have one), and a few spins is enough to get the water off itI had an old ford escort with a similar problem.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:26,
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Yeah, didn't even sound like it was spinning up.The indicators work better with the headlight off so I might have a dodgy battery
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:06,
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ah yeah, you said it only clicksAnother option can be corroded relay terminals (if it's got the solenoid separate from the starter).
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:11,
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No dizzy cap, all done by crank position sensors(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:12,
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I'm not used to this level of modern tech(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:15,
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Your bike is as wet as a spastics chin.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:28,
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Friday, huh? Whodathunkit?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 8:00,
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This week has raced by for mewhich is funny since I've had fuck-all to do workwise
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 8:03,
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Last morning thread ever. Let's hope it's a good one, without any fear.xx
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 8:08,
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what, am I scheduled for death today?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 8:22,
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I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 8:24,
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can you tell me if the answer is yes?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 8:26,
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There's a Russian bloke swimming in the north sea right now with a pair of scissors, ready to cut off the UK's LIFE FORCE at a minute's notice(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 8:30,
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Ha ha ha, now you've tasted the power of the red cyclone!
Then Mikhail Gorbachev comes in on a helicopter and they do Russian dancing next to M Bisons prone body.
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The word "paraskevidekatriaphobia" (fear of Friday 13th) was devised by Dr. Donald Dossey who told his patients that "when you learn to pronounce it, you're cured!"
Wasn't he a card? Ha ha ha said his patients. Ha ha ha ha ha Donald. Ha ha ha. Ha.
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Not funny in the slightest, what's his username?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 8:20,
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that just sounds like the old Italian song joking about what English sounds like to foreignersPrisencolinensinainciuso
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 8:24,
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if we don't make it I just want you all to know that I love you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 8:42,
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b3ta.com/talk/8164324
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 8:44,
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love like between a man and a woman, or between a father and sonor between a cowboy and his horse?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 8:45,
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"Bravestarr After Dark"(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 8:52,
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that's what people call a certain model of BMWthe flids
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:53,
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like comrades in arms who see no shame in sharing body heat during the long cold winter nights, comforting but not in a gay way(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:03,
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Morning Friday the 13th has always been lucky for me
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:01,
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"found a fiver" luckyor "my mortal enemy died of a heart attack" lucky?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:03,
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^ got trapped at Camp Crystal Lake, but was lucky enough to be the "final girl" (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:19,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:35,
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Can of coke at pontin's shop £2.80.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:42,
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I feel no pity for repeat visitors They know what kind of hell they're coming to and they decided it's worth paying for.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:48,
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Yeah, you should expect higher pricesbut £2.80. Bloody hell.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:49,
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Those 10p carton drinks cost 70p (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:52,
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I used to go to a festival at a pontinsimagine how expensive that was
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:59,
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The place is a shithole People take sleeping bags with them because the beds are filthy
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 11:16,
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I play video games, watch wrestling and wear t-shirts with cartoon characters on themyou tell me
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:56,
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I had a mate whose girlfriend wouldn't leave the house on Friday 13thShe also believed that her dreamcatcher kept bad dreams away. Grown woman.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:30,
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Old mate of mine believes in crystals She bought a shitload of baby boy's clothes because her crystals told her she was having a boy. This is despite the fact that her scan told her it was a girl. Fuckwit.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:45,
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I love people who think they know what the gender of a baby will beThey're always 100% sure. A friend of a friend predicted that both of ours would be girls. Definitely. No question. You can tell by the way you're carrying them.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:47,
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Two Hats' kids? (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:48,
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one of my girlfriends would be taken by her mother on Eurostar to Brussels for crystal healingevery time she got a cold.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:12,
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Definitely more money than sense (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 11:18,
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more than 18,000 people die every year from injuries that take place in the home This makes it the second most common location for such fatalities
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:46,
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Is the most common location "outside of the home"?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:48,
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no, it's actually "inside bad dreams", so your mate's girlfriend was on the right track there(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 11:00,
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you spend up to 2/3rds of your day in the place ffs(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:13,
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TILa 10 year guarantee on double glazing is non-transferrable to new owners of the property. Being a grown up is fucken shit, m8.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:56,
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I bet you've got some fucking shit UPVC.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:08,
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woah, why would think that?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:09,
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Portsmouth (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:14,
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I don't live in portsmouth(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:18,
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Bullshit(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:22,
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it's truehe ran away scared. so with baldnonkey dead, and two hats in exile, i run this city now
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manolith hooray for me, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:57,
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those firms all go bust every 5 years for tax reasons anyway(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:14,
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True enoughI think that's why that general rule is in place. As it happens, this place is still in business, they just won't honour it.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:19,
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Have you got a blown pane? Because locks and stuff they would quibble over anyway(
mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:28,
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it's the gear motor in a small bathroom window, apparentlyit's not a huge deal, just another bloody thing to fix, you know.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:31,
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You have motorised windows? (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:52,
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so that he can flip them around when one side's fully licked.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:59,
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no it's just a bit frost on his moustache!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:57,
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bung the previous owner a few quid to housesit for the week while they replace them all(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:28,
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They are normally not, some companies let you pay a fee to transfer it to you, but they'd still ask for proof of maintenance which you won't have (
mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:24,
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The previous occupant of my house left a half-empty gas bottle for the stove.When it was empty and I tried to foist it on the local DIY store, they said I had to have the contract to prove it had been bought from them in order to get the deposit back. I told them I didn't care about the deposit and they still wouldn't take it.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:45,
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then what happened?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 11:06,
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Teh B3ter appears not to be blocked in the office.So that's noice.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:34,
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I am.Tbh I think the regular site would work as well. Probably.
The department that shared the open-space with us has moved to another building, and been replaced by another department.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:40,
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he uses vaselineyoutu.be/cvfxKbpoxRE
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 11:02,
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If she don't use jelly, no wonder her lips are flaming.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 11:06,
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Fewer poo WAR THREADyoutu.be/dlPA2yxa6Z4
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 23:28,
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no poos is good newseverything is under control, situation normal.
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brb shitting dahlias, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 17:50,
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client of the day:Jason Blazejewski
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 18:00,
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typical plastic poleprobably pronounces it blazejewski instead of blazejewski
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 18:50,
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?www.redditchadvertiser.co.uk/news/local/9803422.Bailiff_cleared_by_jury_of_stealing_cash_while_caught_up_in_armed_robbery/?ref=rss
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 20:28,
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Think I preferred your dustbin chat(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 18:10,
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Oh, isn't this where he tells us about his shitting in a wheelie bin The LOVELY Drimbley?'Ning /talk I'm downloading Nier Automata onto my new laptop, because I like pixel bumholes.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 12 Apr 2018, 18:34,
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is this some filthy hentai smut rape game or sutin? (
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 18:52,
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It's a supposedly non-hentai game about some robot bint with a really, really nice bum Grrry.I don't know anyfing about it other than that. I just saw pictures of her hypnotic robobum on that there internet and thought, "I'm getting that." It's taking fucking EONS to download.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 12 Apr 2018, 19:03,
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I still prefer the grape coloured one I've got , but the black one is a nice watch eh brb www.ablogtowatch.com/rolex-oyster-perpetual-39-114300/
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mongychops, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 18:42,
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I had to get a new strap for my Aeromatic Sturmtiger mongy.Couldn't find one that matched the original so I had to go with plain black.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 12 Apr 2018, 19:26,
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gy
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 19:34,
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"I had to get a new strap on mon"? You really believed I was Jamican Grrry?(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 12 Apr 2018, 19:38,
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Already? Grrry, I haven't been sober all week.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 12 Apr 2018, 19:49,
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Also have you image searched Nier Automata yet?There are some awsomely hypnotic webms out there. Honestly, and don't tell mrs stuj this, but I think robobint has the best hypnobum since Alizee's
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 12 Apr 2018, 19:52,
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Right, who wants duffing up?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 19:25,
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I know a couple of bunny boilers you could satisfy(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 19:40,
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I don't think you've understood the question m,hhèè'hht.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 19:46,
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come over here and say that(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 21:38,
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I'm mildly concerned you might hit me with a log into which a man-baby face has been carved.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 22:05,
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It looks like you're writing a letter.With your face.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 22:43,
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there's someone on the team call who's typing quite loudlythe boss has already asked for them to mute their phone three times. Literally the most interesting thing that's happened in the whole of today.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 14:46,
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might start wanking and see if anyone notices(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 14:47,
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us early birds (hours 6-12) are done for the dayit's over to the afternoon shift (hours 12-18) now
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 14:54,
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I wonder why nobody posts here anymore(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 15:05,
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it's because all the decent posters left(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 15:10,
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No one wants to make any talk/efforts. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 15:32,
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youtu.be/0_Pqb7PAFvc
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 15:41,
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Hurtful(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 15:58,
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We all got lives Nah, only joking
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 16:18,
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And by "I", I do, of course, mean 'baldmonkey'.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 12 Apr 2018, 18:35,
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pushing that shit down the boardI'm off to Stratford tonight to see doctor who playing Macbeth.
Please update your blog below.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:17,
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in future, could you refer to it as 'the scottish doctor' please(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:20,
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given the number of Scottish actors they've had playing dr whom it's odd that they've gone for one of the English ones for this production(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:23,
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fucken pertwee(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:24,
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took my kid out for chicken wings at the weekendbut like that youtube video, she THREW IT ON THE GROUUUUNND
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:31,
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she ain't a part of your system, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 14:25,
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braw! have chips with that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:32,
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It's buy one get one free on all burgers up my local , so I'll have to just have a pint (
mongychops, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:34,
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eating is cheating anyway(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:36,
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they can't be that hard up if they can afford to go drinking in mongy's local(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:46,
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I need to build a portfolio website so that I can link to it on my business cardsso that I can hand them out over coffee and biscuits at a conference next month. I am well out of my comfort zone here.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:30,
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no one bothers with websites or business cards any moreall business is conducted via facebook and whatsapp these days
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:33,
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I used LinkedIn to find hot singles in my area(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:37,
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alright Alexander Carter-Silk(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:39,
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I had to Google it.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:41,
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you kids with your googles and your bings, always asking jeeves to tell you the answerin my day you had to just know these things
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:44,
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dunno, I've had to go to work related stuff at the embassyat you still have to put your business card on a platter like some sort of 1970s keys-in-a-bowl soiree
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:39,
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Going to wash my motorbike. Then dinner (or tea if you prefer, or even supper if you're a fruit) and then watch a movie. Probably Paddington 2
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:37,
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do you wanna go see The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society with me?(
$$ ✅, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:45,
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What are you on about?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 13:07,
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Got to go to the launderette Stupid mattress topper won't fit in my machine
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:45,
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Cut it in half (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:47,
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then she won't be able to fit anything in it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:54,
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TILMaurice Gibb was buried with a dvd box set of Father Ted
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 13:05,
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TILTwo Hats has exhumed the body of Maurice Gibb.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 13:10,
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well those box sets are dear(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 13:11,
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I'm taking mine with me toodid his include the christmas special?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 13:12,
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dunno probably not(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 13:13,
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he'll like thathe loved the IT Crowd one I gave him for christmas
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 13:19,
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Blood sacrifice or GTFO(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 13:24,
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meanwhile, on Imgurimgur.com/gallery/ORd8P9N
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 13:31,
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brave of you to admit it m8(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 13:35,
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Haha, as if married women give blowjobs! (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 13:38,
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me specifically?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 13:45,
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the yellow poo was quite thinsubsequent poos have been softer, wider and browner.
stand by for further updates....
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brb shitting dahlias, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:11,
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That's enough morning thread for anyone.One of the guys I went to school with has messaged me to help me plan for the oncoming apocalypse. Apparently I need to go buy a gun and get loads of dry rations and leave civilisation.
What would you do in the event of a nuclear strike? I imagine our pompey boarders and London boarders would be wiped out first. Let's pray for them.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:36,
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The threat of war is a never-ending topic over herethe wife and I agreed that we'd flee to the lake district where she grew up, and bunker down in one of the wooden shacks on the islands.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:37,
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It's a long way from Poland to the lakes.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:40,
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Poland's lake district is about 300km north of Warsawand there's forests too for partisan shenanigans
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:43,
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Oh, I thought you meant THE lake district, not some polish knock off.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:46,
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Kind of him to think of youI'd just sit back and wait for it to happen. I wouldn't particularly want to survive the blast. As long as my family were with me when it hit, I wouldn't do anything at all.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:38,
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Could you and the wookie not become kings of Portsmouth in the wasteland aftermath.Like master blaster, except you're both the big stupid one.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:41,
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no, probably not(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:41,
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Fair.Well, I'll miss you. When the fallout clears I'll drive down and put some flowers on your corpse
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:43,
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please don'tit's bad enough that people do that on the motorway now
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:46,
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There is pretty much a shrine down here where some knob smashed his shit Renault sport clio in to a brick wall at 100mph,Killed himself and his girlfriend.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:47,
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Yeah, I hate themNothing says "loving tribute" more than some cheap, rotting posies, wrapped in plastic, and sellotaped to a bollard.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:56,
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he means he is planning to sneak into your bedroom at night(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:53,
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soft centre more likelol
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:03,
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:45,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:46,
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Just doing what he can with what he got (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:35,
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Wet myself. At least I'd be immortalised on imdb.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:44,
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I'm not sure I get the reference (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:45,
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Still a better filmography than Adam Sandler: m.imdb.com/name/nm1856457/
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:47,
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Still dunno(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:51,
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This actress has a credit on IMDBwww.youtube.com/watch?v=MrHoMSRZOS4&feature=youtu.be&t=1m11s
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:49,
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Now I get it.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:53,
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I'd write a very strongly worded letter to the local newspaper(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:59,
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Coventry will survive(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:05,
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of coursesurviving wars and rebuilding is what we do best
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:44,
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my kid's migrated from Monsters University to Zootopiaand there's a pygmy shrew in there serving the role of Godfather, who threatens to "ice" his enemies and makes people kiss his ring etc. I thought it was a classic Sicilian role, but his daughter
fulfills the stereotypical Jew role, with the twangy accent and the wrist movement* so now I don't know what to think.
*and the fucking massive nose
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:27,
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I'd reckon that the Jewish diaspora takes in both Italy and the US. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:38,
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well really it's just a celebration of the US of A's glorious cultural mishmash and I'm just a dick for stereotyping a fucking animated vole. But I thought it would invigorate the thread a bit.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:42,
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Racism is always a good wheeze(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:49,
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I'm not up to date with all this racism malarky(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:53,
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That isn't a Jewish twang, it's Italian new Jersey or Brooklyn (
mongychops, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:04,
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Go round the sing centre They've got strong gates, metal shutters, a fully stocked kitchen, several bathrooms and even exercise mats that can double as makeshift beds. This is my zombie survival plan, but I think it'd work.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:33,
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isn't that the plot of one of Romero's zombie movies?Move into a shopping mall, joyride a VW scirocco, watch your fiance get eaten and then get some mad dick from a black helicopter pilot?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:44,
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Dawn of the dead One of my favourites
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:46,
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it was supposed to be a satire on the rise of consumerismyou weren't supposed to start preparing for dead people to come to life and start attacking people
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:50,
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I know My mate works there and we came up with this plan when we were shitfaced one night
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:55,
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I've seen enough zombie fiction to know that this plan is doomed. Particularly if your mum insists you take your crazy aunt with you.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:53,
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End of the world, m8 Every bitch for herself
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:56,
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^ Definitely going to meet a vaguely ironic end. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:02,
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let's just hope that no one else thinks of hiding in the shopping centre(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:02,
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Might head for the military base. Or that abandoned farmhouse.
I don't think there are any other options.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:12,
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Military base won't end well Someone will go nuts with a gun. The abandoned farmhouse poses risks of its own, not counting being unmasked by scooby doo.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:16,
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He'What news from Po-Land?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 6:15,
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Ten years ago yesterday, the President died in a plane crashThe government (led by DeadPrez's twin brother) unveiled a controversial memorial in Warsaw. However, the limelight was stolen by this ridiculous wooden carving that some bloke donated. Polish internet is on fire with related memes.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 7:12,
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it's worth notingThat birch log is 4metres long and weighs nearly half a ton.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 7:43,
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this one's my favi.redd.it/3k0sy8vke8r01.jpg
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 7:44,
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Log! youtu.be/-fQGPZTECYs
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:57,
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Don't forget the new high fashion log for girls (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:22,
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Well, you're hairy and you smell like piss.So, maybe you are.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 7:55,
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only one of those is factually correct(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:02,
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Pop goes the naked mole rat, then(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:03,
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a fair price to be cancer free, I reckon(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:07,
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Watch more 'alpha' males have regular sex while you never get a look in.Spend all day every day doing household chores and babysitting other people's kids. Rarely see daylight. Most importantly, know your place.
Sounds great, sign me up!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:15,
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that sounds painfully familiar(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:16,
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The stretched twig of peace is at melting point(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 7:43,
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syrian gas attacks can't melt peace twigs(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 7:46,
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My favourite bit is a child boasting about how big and shiny his conker is and how it will beat all other conkers#satire #fppleaseht
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 7:52,
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what's got you grumbling, SM?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:46,
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Despite knowing how miserable being the mental's carer made me My mum is trying to guilt me into doing it again. She's even resorted to lying to me.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:50,
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lie back and tell her you have a really promising job interview lined upthat'll buy you some time
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:56,
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Oh, I did She used the old "family comes first " bit. I told her if she's so worried about mental bitch, she can look after her.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:13,
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Go tell it on the mountain over the hills and everywhereGo tell it on the mountain that Grrrmachine said 'morning'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:42,
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primary school kids should be taught my opinion on things(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:44,
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is that where you picked them up?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:05,
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Morning. I have to go to work, today. This means my wife will have to take the kids to their ice skating lesson, instead, which will be a waste as she won't appreciate the instructor's bum like I do.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:01,
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Ordered some furniture yesterday afternoonthey said they'd contact me within the hour to arrange delivery, and I've still heard nothing. Why does life have to be so bloody HARD?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:06,
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meet you at the crown at 12(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:12,
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because your voice is all thin and wimpy so everyone treats you like a pushover(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:16,
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it's the only thin part of you, to be fair(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:23,
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I think you are forgetting about his hair(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:29,
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mind you, he probably has too(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:30,
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LONG forgotten, m8(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:31,
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Went to a 70th birthday party recentlythe lady who organised it put up loads of old photos of the birthday boy. She said to me "I found a really old picture of you...you had HAIR!"
:(
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:32,
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Aw, you don't look a day over 65.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:34,
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the problem with these furniture retailers is that they're run by ham obsessed old soaks who are only interested in their celebrity customers and are too busy dicking around on the internet to care about the little people like you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:22,
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I wonder how you register as a celebrityMaybe if I get one of those blue ticks on the twitter
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:23,
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but how will you prove to twitter that it's really you?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:30,
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my avatar speaks for itself(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:32,
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Go and get it yourself you lazy bumm(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:07,
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I don't think they have a shop(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:08,
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also, I don't own a truck(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:09,
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you don't deserve new furniture with a defeatist attitude like that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:14,
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*cancels order**sits on floor, crying*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:15,
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Thread thread.He's it going? The apprentice has been getting on my nerves today, he's like a really stupid monkey with some tools.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Apr 2018, 13:49,
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it's getting really hot herebut I've got no actual work today so I'm not feeling the metaphorical heat, just the weather.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 13:58,
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Good Headwww.youtube.com/watch?v=CCNAxFcIATM
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 15:41,
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I started at the bottom, m8(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 14:12,
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I don't understand this referencesorry
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 15:15,
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i didn't think you wouldit's a song by popular recording artist 'drake'
i only know it because of this scene from broad city
youtu.be/tUhPvuMjfkU
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 15:16,
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I'm not clicking that, might be music with which I'm completely unfamiliar(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 15:17,
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Sorry to hear that loveDifficult thing to approach, isn't it. Can you maybe ask him why he's struggling? Sort of subtly mention that you've noticed.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 14:10,
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Shit teacher probably, many of these so called tradesmen haven't even done an apprenticeship themselves, imagine that ...lol (
mongychops, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 14:12,
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my old man learned his trade off his old man who was self taught so if you live in Worcester there's a possibility you may live in a house built by someone who was just winging it.
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$$ ✅, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 14:14,
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As long as you pay for a guild of master craftsman sticker for your van you can do anything (
mongychops, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 14:36,
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so if you live in Worcester there's a possibility you may live in a house built by someone who was just winging it.
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 15:13,
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I'm an awful teacher.It would be easier if I didn't think he was a fucking knb5
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Apr 2018, 14:45,
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is this a clever way of saying he's a sap?(
manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 15:22,
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finished a blanket this morningbeen round the streets, handing out my cv to uninterested business owners
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 15:08,
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Hi pet!Life is going well here. Been busy at work so not been on much.
Bought a house in North Manchester. Will be moving there at the end of july
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 15:14,
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He'd better not be talking about Jermainemotherfucker's solid as a fucken rock
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 16:24,
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you mean Titania?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 16:43,
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bitch and a half, that one(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 16:57,
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dudewe're, like, all stupid monkeys with tools, man
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 15:15,
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Don't start hippy(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Apr 2018, 15:19,
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he's having a go at the flowers now!(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 16:09,
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My best mates wife has died , rip debs, you were a wonderful person and nuts in a great way (
mongychops, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 16:13,
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well that sucks(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 16:43,
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been in meetings all bleedin' afternoon and now I'm going home(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 16:31,
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Pertinent, timely thread reply.I became the voice of an advert today. Then I did some sports and had a barbecue.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 21:25,
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I recently planted some of those pink and black spotted beans we all planted at primary schoolWhat primary school thing have you done recently?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 11:29,
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pissed myself and fell asleep on a rug(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 11:30,
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the people at Carpetland were furiouslol
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 11:31,
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carpetland sounds like a Turkish theme park(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 11:37,
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Here, what do you suppose this means?i.imgur.com/dnfjsnB.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 11:45,
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i think he injected himself with that stuff that turns your arm into a babyduh
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 11:47,
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ohyeah, I knew that
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 12:00,
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there's spunk in the syringe(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 11:53,
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because injecting room-temperature semen is really unhygenic(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 12:04,
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Those are runner beans , you'll need to build a tall frame for them (
mongychops, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 11:32,
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apparently they grow tall and will have lots of flowers on themthat's all my kid wants.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 11:37,
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They can't support themselves , you need to tie them up (
mongychops, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 11:38,
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I don't see how tying my kid up will make her a more productive member of our household(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 11:39,
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Down at the bottom of the garden, among the birds and the beesdisgusting
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 11:36,
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Nothing, 'cos I'm well mature. Does anyone know which pub Windy drinks in? I'm hoping to drop my kids off with him while me and the missus go and wander around a museum or something.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 12:03,
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I think he usually drinks at the Punter, not sure tho(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 12:07,
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I hope his DBS is up to date. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 12:08,
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I want to ask what a DBS isbut I don't want to be asked what's the DBS with me
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 12:54,
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he told me to tell you to drop them off at Magdalen Collegehe'll pick them up from there
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$$ ✅, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 12:09,
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I pronounce it "magdalen". (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 12:12,
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Got no choice now the castle is a straight pub
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Apr 2018, 12:59,
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he just checked in there on facebook(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 12:12,
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Punter is the local,Might be in town tonight though, so probs the Wheatsheaf or the Grapes
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Apr 2018, 12:58,
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I called someone a big poo head(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Apr 2018, 12:33,
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Coloured in in my colouring book I didn't even go outside the lines!
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 13:15,
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grrrorning a rainy one at that. here at least.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 6:34,
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suns out againit's becoming a trend
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 7:29,
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how thoughtful of you to fully vocalise(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 7:11,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 7:18,
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I like chick peas, I don't like hummusthe texture's all wrong
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 7:38,
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My mum was convinced it's healthy, surely an oil sandwich can't be good though(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 7:48,
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depends how you view healthyit's prolly got lots of good vitamins and shit in it, so its better than a spam sandwich, but stuffing your face with carbs all day is now way to stay fit.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 7:53,
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Morning(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Apr 2018, 7:51,
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alright windus crispy pancakes(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 7:53,
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Yeah, got some new leathers yesterday,And planning a trip to a hillclimb on Sunday. Just got to get through the week.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Apr 2018, 7:59,
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you're nearly there, you can do it, I believe in you(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 8:21,
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Morning. Possible Oxford visit, today.
Back to work, tomorrow. :(
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 7:52,
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I played an oxford themed D&D oncemy character was a brogue.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 7:54,
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I'll be in the pub(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Apr 2018, 7:59,
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poor Zuckerberg he looked out of his depth and scared at the Senate hearing
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$$ ✅, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 8:08,
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he's no shkreli, that's for sure(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 8:13,
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5 kids got in trouble at my son's school, they were playing a word joke, Mac and ? Cheese. Salt and vin? Nigger, some coon over heard and complained and it all kicked off, lucky my boy was stumped by the Mac question lol(
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word play = hate crime now, it's the death of britain(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 8:52,
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wouldn't have been a problem if schools were segregated(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 9:14,
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wooooo, alright. wednesday!the big w. humpday. peak of the week.
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 8:45,
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nothing below this post is worth reading(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 9:12,
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but the 'above' post is below the 'below' postthat's how you create paradoxes m8
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 9:24,
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best kind, in my view(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 10:01,
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I've known some chav's with cracking titsburberry boobies, if you will
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 10:13,
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Wake up daddy, breakfast's ready!#member?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 10:03,
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noI only remember Daddy or chips
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 10:05,
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fuckbut she served him jam swiss roll and cold baked beans. For breakfast.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 10:06,
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actually, that sounds vaguely familiargot a youtube link?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 10:21,
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that's the cuntcheers mongy
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 10:32,
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^proof that I'm not making it upor group hypnosis
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 10:07,
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I've got salvia microphylla growing somewhere in my gardenso...y'know
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 10:29,
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hylla
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 10:36,
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at least it's growing(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 10:38,
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Has anyone seen Ghost Stories?Going to the cinema later and I've convinced myself it's pants.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 16:40,
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nobut it doesn't look that good, tbh
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 16:41,
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A Quiet Place seemed a bit mehA film where everyone is quiet until the end seemed a bit crap tbh
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 16:42,
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next thing i go to see will probably be infinity war(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 16:43,
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Spoiler: Jeremy Dyson was just a fiction dreamt up by Reese Shearsmith. The bit at the end where Martin Freeman breaks down the door and screams "here's [whatever his character from The Office was called]!" was dreadfully cliché, but in tone with the rest of the film.
In conclusion, I give it 🎬🎬🎬🎬 out of a possible 🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬🎬.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 17:08,
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Inside No. 9 is pretty good, although it gets more "hit & miss" as it goes. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 17:32,
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yeah, i like itoccasionally i won't like a gimmick as much, but i appreciate their commitment to the concept
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 17:54,
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My name is Jeremy Dyson and I live in Bristol(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 17:43,
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some kid used cyclonic separation on my neck, I didn't like it(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 18:11,
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If Dr Caroll is not extracted tonight, dataDyne will put him through mind conditioning, and we’ll lose our best chance of finding out what dataDyne are up to.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 18:18,
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Early draft of Katy Perry's next single said to "need work".(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 21:24,
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You don't *see* ghost stories m8You read them. Or hear them, I suppose.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 17:10,
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haharight up me!
#GhostDad
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 17:15,
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you don't *see* ghosts at all, mat8they're invisible
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 17:56,
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Are we allowed colour on /talk?(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 17:45,
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You never see black ghosts, do you(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 19:41,
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Don't call them spooks, though(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 19:52,
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Transparency is a different thing to colour(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 21:35,
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