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morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 7:35, archived)
Hi.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Apr 2018, 7:47, archived)
cycled my child to nursery again today
this exercise malarky is knackering
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 7:56, archived)
I don't do any

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Apr 2018, 7:58, archived)
your job is occassionally physically demanding though
the most exercise I usually get is carrying a fresh cup of coffee upstairs from the kitchen to my office.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 8:06, archived)
And I'm the fat one.
Go figure
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Apr 2018, 8:07, archived)
the other cyclist in my team just bought a Batavus
so you've got that in common
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 10:06, archived)

?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 9:38, archived)
Alright.
Not sure what to do, today. Bit fed up with this shitty weather, so might just stay in and bully the kids into doing their homework.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 8:01, archived)
I thought you worked in an office these days?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 8:07, archived)
Few days off
Would have taken the whole week, but I'm working my notice, so have limited days owing.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 8:59, archived)
so you took that promotion you interviewed for the other week?
congrats
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 9:05, archived)
Ta.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 11:23, archived)
Ohayou

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 8:15, archived)
is that a greeting or a sneeze?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 8:25, archived)
It's the familiar good morning in Japanese

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 8:27, archived)
fuucking weeb

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 8:31, archived)
My daughter was conceived in shibuya

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 8:35, archived)
starting to think your daughter is just one of those terrifying lifesize anime pillows now

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 8:42, archived)
There she is as a toddler in her kimono, shame she's all grown and moody like her mum
imgur.com/a/uaxEB
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 8:56, archived)
she looks like a young Julia Stiles

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 9:09, archived)
mellow greetings, sir

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 8:28, archived)
my coffee is pretty mellow
not the acidic assault on the throat it usually is
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 8:32, archived)
it's a rainy day sunshine girl

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 8:48, archived)
20 degrees and not a cloud in the sky

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 8:49, archived)
dirt

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 8:57, archived)
Alice In Chain's best album

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 9:09, archived)
mooooorning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 9:34, archived)
alright br[comedy-sequence-of-Os]adsword

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 9:37, archived)
hello friends

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 9:41, archived)
hello aquaintance

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 9:43, archived)
bit over familiar m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 9:49, archived)
sorry
how would you define our relationship?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 10:01, archived)
well wisher, at best

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 10:01, archived)
*throws coin down your throat*

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 10:07, archived)
that's my lunch money
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 10:08, archived)
change comes from within
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 10:45, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 10:15, archived)
there he is!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 10:43, archived)
I don't like to make a big song and dance about these things

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 10:59, archived)
wotcha

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 10:45, archived)
Morning
Feeling curiously in need of exercise today, might go for a walk down the beach
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 10:19, archived)
can you touch your toes?
touch see
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 10:31, archived)
Yes, but I'm double jointed
So I can touch the back of my head with my feet, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 10:42, archived)
what do we want?
more ning
when do we want it?
now!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 10:35, archived)

now after lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 10:46, archived)
new thread because it's been nearly 5 hours
come on, guys. fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:41, archived)
come on
I made a vaguely racist joke. What more do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:43, archived)
so you did, hmm
well i hope you're velly solly
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 16:02, archived)
come on, you didn't need to take it there

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 16:03, archived)
china?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 16:04, archived)
china

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 16:14, archived)
i have just been given what i can only describe as a catheter bag for wine

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:43, archived)
do you piss and/or shit wine then?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 16:03, archived)
later

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 16:24, archived)
While Rob or some other cunt with too much time on their hands messed around with the site
why couldn't they just delete /links? It's fucking pointless and full of cunts. A bit like my office hahahaha but seriously though, /links really should be deleted.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:55, archived)
i don't go there anymore, it's 'too internet'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 16:05, archived)
fair enough if you don't like it but in terms of visits to the site it's
1. front page
2. links
3. board
4. links/popular
5. talk

and if you add the two links pages together it's about equal with front page.

So that's your answer.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 16:28, archived)
Well I suppose if you have absolutely no morals then visits from disgusting internet paedophiles are just as good as those from anyone else

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 18:30, archived)
if you delete /links you just move the problem elsewhere m8.
What rob is hopefully doing is collecting as much incriminating evidence about them as possible before handing it over to the internet paedo-police.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 18:33, archived)
I was appalled by the racist comment in the last thread
so I refused to participate any further
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 15:57, archived)
rikewise

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 16:00, archived)
maybe if you paid us more

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 16:00, archived)
pretty sure you're already overpaid

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 16:04, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 6:14, archived)
Hello.
A trip back home looms, today. /blog
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 7:50, archived)
where's back home? Kentwards?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 8:01, archived)
Aye.
Back to Maidstone. Chavtastic.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 8:06, archived)
Nice. I don't really know the place, but my grandad's second family* all live there
*the one he made when he had an affair and divorced my nan in the mid 1960s.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 8:14, archived)
Ooh, drama! Assume you don't have much to do with that side of the family?
This still exists, which pleases me, even though I don't want to buy a jewel-encrusted clown pendant.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 8:18, archived)
nah, I only found out that branch existed when my mum went off on a semi-drunken rant a few years ago
My family tree is more like a family bowl of noodles.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 8:20, archived)
My dad's the product of a second marriage, but he's never really kept in touch with his half siblings, so my family tree is more of a stump.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 8:24, archived)
I've reached the age where all my families skeletons come tumbling out of their closests
my other grandmother had a first marriage and gave birth to stillborn twins, which is why the marriage failed. Her father (a knight) disowned her after she shacked up with my granddad, which is why we're the poor arm of the family.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:40, archived)
thanet funerals sound pretty rough

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:53, archived)

jelly.b3ta.com/talk/7895406
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:55, archived)

            Proper indented reply.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 8:25, archived)

                        probably not the right amount
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 8:48, archived)

                                    but 'morning'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 8:48, archived)
I approve of this Cansei Ser de Sexy modification

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 8:52, archived)

            Serious as cansei ser
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:16, archived)
^happy with indented servitude

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:50, archived)

            Tab QUEER more like
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:58, archived)
I was an indentured apprentice

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:01, archived)
and look how you turned out!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:10, archived)
I did get an excellent apprenticeship out of it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:13, archived)
you lost your teeth as well as your fingertip?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:42, archived)
My eBay got hacked.
It was surprisingly efficient to get it all sorted on the phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Apr 2018, 8:58, archived)
that is surprising
I've always found ebay an absolute nightmare to deal with
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:01, archived)
One phone call, reset my email and password within 15 minutes.
All activity back to a specified purchase removed
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:04, archived)
nice one
I found them to be utter pricks in a dispute, sellers have no rights on there these days. I only use if for cheap chinese electronics now.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:11, archived)
Oh, I've had no end of trouble buying and selling.
Seems their account security lot are not pricks
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:12, archived)
maybe it's just that YOU'RE a nightmare to deal with, so it just seems to you like every interaction is torturous

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:10, archived)
more bank holidays please

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:07, archived)
I've got a week off in May because of all the bank holidays

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:15, archived)
shalom

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:16, archived)

            Shout out to all our skiing onion boarders
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:20, archived)
don't know much about jews tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:31, archived)
happy unicorn day to our horny boarders

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:53, archived)
Can you fix the mobile view?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Apr 2018, 9:59, archived)
nope
i don't do web shit, man
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:08, archived)
how come /board get to dictate to us?
aren't there more of us?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:40, archived)
there are, but rob has never loved us as much as his other kids
we don't make him any pictures to put on the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:58, archived)

            more like frenzied marker pen activity on the walls while he's popped to the shops
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 11:01, archived)
*m'ladies*

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:01, archived)
is there a Narwhal day too?
otherwise this event is a bit hydrophobic tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:04, archived)
november the 19th

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:09, archived)
Stupid pointy horses

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:08, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:05, archived)
alright Sm

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:16, archived)
Just making a space invaders baby blanket

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:34, archived)
does your knitting go faster the closer you get to the bottom?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 10:38, archived)
Yes
It also reverses direction
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 11:12, archived)
i believe in eggs

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 16:06, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rGKXner5Ig
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 16:15, archived)
more importantly, they believe in you
__()__ you can do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 16:29, archived)
cor, this place looks much better on mobile now
thanks rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 16:30, archived)
what kind of wanker looks at b3ta/talk on their phone?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 16:32, archived)
Exactly.
Sent from my iPhone
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 16:41, archived)
I don't own a computer, haven't for years now, don't need one

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 17:02, archived)
good man

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 17:03, archived)
I smashed around 10 laptops in 5 years, that's new watch money

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 17:31, archived)
You know you can operate the keys with a fairly light tap of the fingertip, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 18:56, archived)
*invests in replacement phone screens*

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:05, archived)
Mods 111!!!!!1¹!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:45, archived)
Oops, there goes another one.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:55, archived)
*cashes in*

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 22:03, archived)
^ this is a very clever joke about global econmics

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 23:55, archived)
Mods can triangulate you, scary

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 18:56, archived)
google knew approximately where i lived, a few weeks ago,
now it thinks i'm in the City of Westminster though.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 19:27, archived)
False sense of security, I'm sure they really know exactly where you are

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 19:35, archived)
I decided to get Google calendar to remind me when my ma's birthday was.
Unfortunately I didn't change the default reminder so it reminded me as they were calling last orders in the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 20:35, archived)
He's fucked it all up the ginger wanker.
He wrote an article about wanting the BBC doing video game streams. What a complete shit cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Apr 2018, 17:12, archived)
So what happens to the right hand side now if there's no scrolling
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 20:59, archived)
Oh right, forced wrapping

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:00, archived)
chevron? >>
:(
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:07, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:17, archived)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:21, archived)
We

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:47, archived)
Must

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:48, archived)
Be

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:48, archived)
Able

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:48, archived)
To

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:48, archived)
chevron

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:49, archived)
if

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:52, archived)
only

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:52, archived)
we

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:52, archived)
believe

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:52, archived)
:o|

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:55, archived)
QA is a vital part of the software life cycle

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 22:11, archived)
A column of single letters is definitely a massive improvement

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 22:16, archived)
Especially if the reply is lengthy
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 22:39, archived)
I thought something was different

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 21:40, archived)
well, the yolk's on you

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 16:35, archived)
happy orthodox easter!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 16:59, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 17:00, archived)
chevrons are gonna be so much more effort now
i'm not sure if we'll ever see one here again :(
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 18:21, archived)
i only signed up for the chevrons

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 18:22, archived)
# me too

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 18:25, archived)
and me

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 23:06, archived)
I'm eggnostic
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 18:24, archived)
haha good one

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 18:33, archived)
+Gr

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 18:46, archived)
alright MGTDM

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 18:51, archived)
They don't believe in you.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 8 Apr 2018, 22:02, archived)
come true
They say the egg is ending
Let's watch the egg go down
And plan an egg a day for two
For all eternity
We'll ride an egg so you can see
The egg that I created just for you

I saw you standing on the egg
I wanted to meet, just stop a while
You give me an egg to say hello
(doo do-do-dooo)
Eggs make me feel so good inside
That I realised that I couldn't hide
The egg that came when you failed to say

I Believe in Eggs
I Believe in Eggs
I Believe in Eggs
Don't you?

Lalalala-lala lalalalaaa...
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 0:11, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUBq5RsIYDg
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 0:42, archived)
You believe they're flat?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Apr 2018, 3:14, archived)
afternoon
uuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 12:06, archived)
Ugh
Woke up fully clothed.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 12:18, archived)
Did you bring out the stars, women, cars and cards?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 13:41, archived)
Nah.
Got banjoed last night and got talking to some middle-aged conspiracy theorist while some blues band strummed away in the pub. At some point he invited me out for a joint and to tell me his theory on how this Russian murder was an inside job to promote Teresa May. At that point I just started feeding him egregiously made up theories on the spot but he didn't seem to pull me up on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 13:44, archived)
Sounds like a fantastic evening.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 13:50, archived)
London stabbing victims are all paid actors there to push the government social media snooping agenda

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 13:52, archived)
The sudden proliferation of Fake News is a tory plot to push the government social media snooping agenda

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 13:54, archived)
rob fiddling about with the beter CSS is etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 13:56, archived)
i had my own stupid theory
that actually the EU did it to make us all pull together against Russia and stop Brexit
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 16:20, archived)
Alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 8 Apr 2018, 12:49, archived)
Windy

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 13:10, archived)
The afternooniest

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 13:22, archived)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 15:05, archived)
I feel a bit bleurgh too
I have over-consumed
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 15:35, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 7:52, archived)
Sunday, woo!
Probably going shoe shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 8:07, archived)
mcbeef knows a guy

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 12:00, archived)
Sunday, funday...let's have a pint and watch something good.
I saw "The Void" last night...surprisingly decent for a sleeper indie horror.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 8:45, archived)

surprisingly decent for a sleeper indie horror and the void saw me.
#FilmsreviewedbyNietzsche
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 9:08, archived)
I'll give you a sore void in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 9:10, archived)
Vervoid, more like.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 9:55, archived)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 9:14, archived)
I don't like the new reduced indents, I feel this might be the death of /talk

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 9:03, archived)
it's harder to tell which posts align with which as threads and subthreads get longer
so it shouldn't really be a problem here anymore
oh hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 12:01, archived)
also seems like we're suffering for the good of /board
twitter.com/b3ta/status/982629840137400320?s=19

boo. shame. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 12:05, archived)
time to hit the flakka

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 9:05, archived)
"morning"

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 12:06, archived)
Hi
There’s people on here! Shame about QOTW eh!
(kendohmassif Fritzl Burger Monkey Chode, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 23:16, archived)
Great stuff, I'll look forward to the 2024 post

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 23:21, archived)
I’m not people

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 23:34, archived)
It is a shame, and it reminds me of a story about something that happened to me a while back that I made up

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 5:20, archived)
happy International Pillow Fight Day
gettin' bollocks-faced pissed up tonight? 'avin' a puff? taking the kids out to the zoo/museum/insane asylum? none o' yo' god damn business?
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 14:43, archived)
Dunno

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:00, archived)
Peter Kay hailed as 'comedy genius' over Car Share finale

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:04, archived)
The man is a national treasure
How many people came to your stand-up gig at Wembley Arena?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:06, archived)
74,000

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:11, archived)
I normally find stadium comedy cold and lacking atmosphere, but you made it like an intimate gig where we all felt involved

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:59, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 16:12, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 16:50, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 16:51, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 17:43, archived)
I do think Phoenix nights was genius, he peaked then

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:07, archived)
I loved phoenix nights

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:11, archived)
Send the bugger's back

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:55, archived)
I just don't get his humour

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 16:41, archived)
humou're

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 17:44, archived)
I've just made friends with my new neighbour,
when I heard him arguing with the sour old cunt who lives at the end of the road. I told him not to mind anything the old git said, and helped him take his bins back in.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 15:18, archived)
i like this

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 17:15, archived)
Watching telly, bit of knitting
Trying not to hurl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 16:41, archived)
hmm, the site looks like shit on my phone now
does it look like shit on other devices too?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 16:42, archived)
Yes
I can't embiggen it on my phone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 16:44, archived)
Switch from mobile to desktop view

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 16:51, archived)
Ah, right

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 16:52, archived)
It was shit, then I switched to desk top and it's the normal old school shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 16:50, archived)
ok yeah that did it
cheers m. should have just gaz'd you innit
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 19:03, archived)
Yeah. Changed in mobile view and it's awful.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 7 Apr 2018, 17:43, archived)
Still the 1 minute refresh time issue

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 18:41, archived)
When the fun stops. STOP

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 18:51, archived)
Ok, I'll get the paddling pool filled with jelly, you get nekkid.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 8 Apr 2018, 22:02, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 6:37, archived)
Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 7:40, archived)
painting your figures?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 7:44, archived)
Not today.
Off to that London for art galleries and sushi.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 8:01, archived)
Tokyo diner is nice, good sushi , and a lovely katsu curry

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 9:04, archived)
Cheers.
Current plan is Sushi Cafe, based on proximity to wherever it is that we're visiting.

Our Art Passes have just arrived, too, further cementing my status as a middle class prickster.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 10:35, archived)
Where are visiting in battersea?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 11:12, archived)
Tate Britain.
As usual, 2/3 of my kids are loving it.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 16:24, archived)
Strikethrough knife and bullet wounds

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 14:44, archived)
Morning
How's the weather?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 7:54, archived)
sunny and crisp

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 8:37, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 8:03, archived)
cooee

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 8:37, archived)
crivens!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 8:09, archived)
cripes!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 8:38, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 9:14, archived)
It's a corker out there this morning.
Might take the bike to the park.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 10:26, archived)
Pushing the morning envelope

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 11:43, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 11:46, archived)
C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know
How to become number one in a hot party show
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 12:16, archived)
Nah, I'm tired

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 12:40, archived)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 13:57, archived)
No joke bloke in the pub has just said 'you're not allowed to say baa baa black sheep or blackboard any more'.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 14:16, archived)
Who the fuck uses a blackboard these days?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 14:41, archived)
Guess rob has got bored and started fiddling, the formatting of this site has gone all weird

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 14:42, archived)
smaller indents
coz trying to get site to display better on phones - which it does now - a bit
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 20:13, archived)
This doesn't go as far to the right as it used to
www.b3ta.com/talk/7668785
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Apr 2018, 23:37, archived)
yes
indents have been reduced. This makes longer threads work a bit better on mobile.

That's the web design for you - you trade off various things and make a compromise.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 8 Apr 2018, 11:45, archived)
well that one-shot bellend ruined a good Friday
What makes a great Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 16:39, archived)
Tits

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 16:39, archived)
Tats

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 16:40, archived)
having a lovely little tug on my penus until all the spunkem comes out the end

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 16:46, archived)
you better stuff it all back inside

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 16:53, archived)
Well I'm fucken trying ain't I

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 17:00, archived)
my neck my back my pussy and my arsecrack.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 16:56, archived)
Nothing.
All is misery and despair. Only the sweet agony of the blade puncturing my veins can bring any semblance of joy, and even then it is only fleeting, swiftly to be chased away by the ever present darkness.

Might have a lie in on Saturday, though.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 17:32, archived)
Ballbag

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 17:40, archived)
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 17:42, archived)
We've all heard the lamentation of your woman.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 19:09, archived)
It sounded more like a sort of derisive jeering laughter to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:00, archived)
Hard to believe, but we were actually in love once.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:31, archived)
This comment
makes me sad.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 7 Apr 2018, 1:12, archived)
Lager

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:01, archived)
Gin and cheesecake

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 20:29, archived)
Snoop Dogg'szzzz

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:11, archived)
Portmanteau = Snooze

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 23:13, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:27, archived)
who are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:44, archived)
hiya

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:46, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 14:47, archived)
what if it's not alright?

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 15:12, archived)
Aft'noon

(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 15:30, archived)
hai BD
I only had 4/7 in the quiz below
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 15:30, archived)
Sorry, this site is for Adults Only.
Please click here to confirm you are over 18.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 15:34, archived)
Don't do it. It's a trap. 'here's' just a hole he sticks his bellend through to make it look like a button.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 16:14, archived)
bit awkward
that's not his bellend. it's his entire noblet
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 16:21, archived)
oh aye, the old post & run
you're still a cunt then?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 16:20, archived)
"the stamp that's also a laxative"

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 16:30, archived)
Penny cack

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 16:33, archived)
Twopenny poo

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 16:33, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 16:37, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 6:50, archived)
the sun is blasting
good morning Grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 7:01, archived)
sun's out but there's a chill with it
stiff nips today
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 7:04, archived)
I've put some washing out on the line.
Exciting, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 7:27, archived)
I've got laundry on the go because it's a FRRRIIIIIIIDAAAAAYYY

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 7:28, archived)
I do at least 5 loads per week.
Must spend a fortune on running the tumble dryer outside of summer.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 7:32, archived)
tumble driers are the sort of machine I'm idealogically against
I can't believe your life is so urgent or fast-paced that your clothes can't air-dry 24 hours in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 7:56, archived)
Much as I'd love to fill my entire house with drying laundry and live my life under a coating of mould,
I just can't seem to give up using that tumble dryer.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 8:00, archived)
aren't there about 5 people in your household?
i hate tumble driers too but can absolutely see why some people would need one
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 8:41, archived)
7, although I'm not responsible for the in-laws' laundry.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 8:52, archived)
that's too many
kick 'em all out and say it's because of the tumble drier
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 8:56, archived)
Be easier if I just left.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 8:58, archived)
^flounce

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 9:03, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Apr 2018, 7:42, archived)
affirmative

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 7:48, archived)
I'm off to a Ned's Atomic Dustbin and Wonder Stuff gig tonight.
I hope Ned's go on first so I can go home early tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 8:34, archived)
just sack the whole thing off and watch telly in your pants instead

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 8:41, archived)

watch telly in your pants instead
Kill

your
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 8:54, archived)











Television
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 8:55, archived)
alright emvee, don't forget your balloon hat

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 8:52, archived)
The music of Ned's has not aged well.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 8:56, archived)
that's nice, I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 9:06, archived)
yes hello

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 8:38, archived)
oh, sorry to impinge on your time demands

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 8:43, archived)
well, as long as you're sorry. i guess i can forgive it
i was actually up earlier than usual today. had enough time to get coffee before work and still be in the office on time. imagine that
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 8:47, archived)
I can't imagine it, the concept is just too mind-blowing

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 8:50, archived)
i'm normally about 15-20 minutes late and still usually the first one in
so it's a big deal, i'm sure you can agree
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 8:54, archived)
fart on everyone else's seats to warm them up

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 9:07, archived)
big darts tournament round at TH's new gaff this weekend in honour of the crafty cockney
pass it on
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 8:51, archived)
he has a dartboard on every wall in the new place. it's mental

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 8:55, archived)
Nice one, anyone is welcome to have a go on my double tops

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 10:07, archived)
morning
saw a lad with all brown stuff on the arse of his jeans on my way in this morning, figured it was either McBeef or someone who'd "been to McB's for breakfast"
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 9:47, archived)
maybe he just sat on a bus seat that someone had spilt hot chocolate on
Don't be so quick to leap to shit-yourself conclusions
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 9:59, archived)
You could be right, I didn't lean in for a sniff to check

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 10:13, archived)
do a 'missed connection' thing in your local paper

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 6 Apr 2018, 10:17, archived)
I bought a new laptop today, because last night I thought my old one had finally died.
Turns out the power-cable had come loose from the transformer without me noticing. As in not completely unattached, but enough that no power was getting to the laptop.
Still, NEW LAPTOP!
How did you win today /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 5 Apr 2018, 22:24, archived)
In NEW LAPTOP news, I seem to have to click the mouse a LOT harder with this one.
Not even a new mouse, haven't unwrapped the one that came with it, just bunged the old one's usb in.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 5 Apr 2018, 22:34, archived)
Yeah, let's just say I haven't been entirely sober over the past week or so.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 5 Apr 2018, 22:54, archived)
I've been asked to train up a junior on my video creating expertise
What do you reckon you could train someone else to do? Are you an expert on anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 12:08, archived)
I've had apprentices in the past , some good , some shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 12:18, archived)
in fairness, this is some dickhead project manager who thinks he can get one of his juniors to do my job
for the fraction of the price of having me doing it. So while I'm flattered with the request, he's as cunning as lukewarm dogshit and I'm not teaching his lackey anything more than the absolute basics.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 12:24, archived)
you're fired, m8

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 13:11, archived)
You can't fire me, I quit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 13:32, archived)
What I do have are a very particular set of skills

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 12:24, archived)

arti e
+i
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 12:25, archived)

ski ba
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 12:35, archived)
I'm an expert at being myself

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 12:44, archived)
because no-one else would want to

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 12:52, archived)
I seem to get a steady parade of other people's kids wanting me to run a miniatures painting workshop, whenever I've got a few moments to myself during the weekly visit to the nerd shop.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 12:46, archived)
Either have a few parents present or put CCTV in, in preparation for the inevitable allegations

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 12:47, archived)
If you can think of a better way of demonstrating good brush technique than grabbing their willies, I'd like to hear about it.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 12:51, archived)
"A true master makes his brushes from his own pubes"
"As a padawan, you must start with a single pube, plucked by your master. With this pube you will learn the patience and skill needed to master this art".
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 12:54, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/8094254
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 12:55, archived)
Heh!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 13:08, archived)
WILLIES AND BUMS
pop music and drag queens
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 13:11, archived)
Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 13:19, archived)
not a car powered by leopard's fanny batter?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 15:42, archived)
turning the bass down by 6db, turning the wet ratio down on everything else

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 14:02, archived)
what for?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 14:24, archived)
more or less any demo or wip or whatever by anyone ever
people tend to mix the bass about 6db too loud and hide everything in fx. Turn that shit down, innit.

also turn everything down. headroom, dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 14:48, archived)
I try and set my gain so I've got a noise floor around -45db in Audacity
topping out at -6dB when recording. I haven't got much of a mixer, but the lows (80Hz are rolled back 6dB and the mids (2.5khz) by 3dB, with the highs just nudged up a little cos my voice isn't very bright.

I'm sure you can strikey-g the word "voice" for amusing effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 14:55, archived)
Sick gains, brah.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 16:01, archived)
knit, obvbiously
and bake cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 15:40, archived)
Well, y'know

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 16:11, archived)
^jenkem and blade

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 16:15, archived)
The crimebusters of the sea!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Apr 2018, 16:21, archived)

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