palindromic barcodes
what are your favourites?
( brb pussy in bio, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 17:07, archived)

QRcodez4lyf

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 17:13, archived)

pissoffyoustupidcuntnucdiputsuoyffossip

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 17:15, archived)

Not even a photo in that article?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2018, 17:21, archived)

Top thread, dingus

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2018, 17:19, archived)

cheers

( brb pussy in bio, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 17:23, archived)

This is for you, and your shit thread.
scontent.flhr3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/30706680_1757963910929428_2052976637863002112_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeGFZGuNbJ8eyVaRvQex5HTIDwI0r74_On2D3Zog93khxHi-LfCyZ59lqpmbCsHCZ1cz46-ZSC1OahjB1tHPOsqoVWAVg0-9Ge-Lyy1F9zaRXw&oh=50e987a787cb250be2a87a1a1293ee3b&oe=5B675D45
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 19:27, archived)

Brings a tear to my eye.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 19:33, archived)

You'll be on its enemy's list, I'm still No1 it seems , good times

( mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 19:40, archived)

wouldn't it be better if we all got along?

( brb pussy in bio, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 19:50, archived)

cheers

( brb pussy in bio, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 19:51, archived)

Turtle power
Inb4 Drimble.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 17 Apr 2018, 17:25, archived)

Didn't even spot that, nice work

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 18:07, archived)

Entercourse Of The New Age

( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 20:05, archived)

"I shagged Wendy up the arse on Brighton pier after she'd had seven Bacardi Breezers"
It's not quite a palindrome but it's close enough.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 20:21, archived)

Afternoon cool thread.
How is it going cool dudes?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2018, 14:22, archived)

très très très branché

( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 14:23, archived)

I don't know what that means, but it must be cool if it's here

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:08, archived)

Yeah alright
bit of a headache, but nothing major. Fish & chips round mums tonight.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 14:24, archived)

fucking chips, yes!

( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 14:29, archived)

make sure your bellend doesn't get stang off the vinegar

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 14:55, archived)

Ooh yah!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 14:57, archived)

that's the best bit

( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:03, archived)

Bellsamic probably
lol
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:06, archived)

lol

( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:07, archived)

Poor daddy.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 14:32, archived)

Have an aspirin

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:08, archived)

Got a new side job, hopefully that'll be good for a few beer tokens

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 14:37, archived)

Anything exciting?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:09, archived)

well, it's not Demolitions Expert or Playboy Model Lubricator or anything
but it's got potential
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:12, archived)

It's warm here, nice spring day

( mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 14:46, archived)

Yeah, pretty nice here too

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:09, archived)

Mid twenties come Thursday, soon be time to get down the lake and fill it in

( mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:12, archived)

Sounds good, there's some bloody speeding crackdown here in the Thames valley this week,
So I'm going to have to try a new county for a hoon.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:44, archived)

Can't you just get those flip up plates ?

( mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:46, archived)

Can't you just obey the speed limits, like a responsible grown-up?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 16:10, archived)

Don't be a fucking wally.
This is a cool thread not a plod thread.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2018, 16:18, archived)

Just try to ensure that you don't take anybody with you when you misjudge a corner and distribute your body parts along that quiet country lane.
There's a good lad.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 16:25, archived)

Fuck off you sanctimonious fun sponge.
I hope you get a really nasty cancer.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2018, 16:33, archived)

Rude.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 16:43, archived)

do him over

( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 16:46, archived)

do run

lol
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 16:53, archived)

lol, apposite

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 16:56, archived)

speeders are cunts

( brb pussy in bio, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 16:51, archived)

swings and roundabouts, innit?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 14:54, archived)

Probably, I dunno

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:09, archived)

best keep out of the playground, then

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:17, archived)

cool as a cucumber

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:05, archived)

I really like cucumber.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:10, archived)

youtu.be/cPIFMCKpqFU
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:11, archived)

i was really excited to try a cucumber scented bath oil
but when i opened it it actually smelled of watermelon. total con.
( brb pussy in bio, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 16:52, archived)

busy but I'm just about managing to retain an air of coolness

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:13, archived)

Super cres

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:45, archived)

Not bad, Windles, not bad at all
Two thirds of my new PC have arrived, final parts should arrive tomorrow then I need to wait until I have an evening free to get it all built and set up :D
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:27, archived)

would it not be quicker just buying a ready made one?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:31, archived)

Yeah, but also much more expensive considering the parts I've got
Looking on prebuild PC sites I'd be looking at £800+ for the same spec whereas I've got the lot for just over £500, if you're willing to build you can save a couple of ton at least.
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:41, archived)

Sweaty nerds aren't cool.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:45, archived)

If they were, they wouldn't be sweaty

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 15:53, archived)

could be a cold sweat

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 16:09, archived)

Cold is not cool either. It's cold

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2018, 16:19, archived)

This seems awfully exclusionist
What temperature range are we talking here for cool?
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 16:20, archived)

this should make things clearer
youtu.be/mjXWpK2YqQE
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 16:27, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8
( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 16:29, archived)

yeah but what's cooler than being cool?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 17:05, archived)

He's registering on the coolometer at over 10 mega-fonzies!

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 17:07, archived)

I hope you install Encarta '95 on it

( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 16:22, archived)

Already have the CD-ROM
Mind Maze on a 1440p monitor is going to be sweeeeeet
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 16:26, archived)

i need a shit but i'm too busy
but not too busy to tell you cool dudes all about it in detail
( brb pussy in bio, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 16:42, archived)

You're not cool and not welcome in this thread.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2018, 16:55, archived)

lol
i dun the poo now anyways.
( brb pussy in bio, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 17:02, archived)

STOP THE FUCKEN PRESS
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/to-me-to-you-chuckle-brother-spotted-dining-in-portsmouth-1-8461440
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 17:00, archived)

wow
WOW
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 17:39, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 6:21, archived)

Yes

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2018, 7:35, archived)

up at at 'em, scrappy

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 7:48, archived)

another opportunity to make things better

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 7:50, archived)

after so many wasted opportunities
will this one be any different?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 7:54, archived)

not if you take that approach, no

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 7:57, archived)

What it is

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 8:05, archived)

alright sn0tters

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 8:45, archived)

alright old person

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 9:11, archived)

Oi oi

( mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 8:08, archived)

fix up look sharp

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 8:57, archived)

touch me

( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 8:17, archived)

^ diana ro$$

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 8:18, archived)

$$am fox more like

( mongychops, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 8:24, archived)

don't really want to feel your body tbh

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 9:11, archived)

yeaux heaux meaux

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 8:43, archived)

more than one yeau?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 9:12, archived)

of course
one for each of my forum chums
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 9:14, archived)

cheers

( $$ ✅, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 9:17, archived)

Could this be any more of a morning thread?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 8:44, archived)

OH
MY
GAWD
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 9:12, archived)

hi

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 8:57, archived)

finally, a sensible reply.

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 9:12, archived)

i'm a highly sensible dude
hey, did you know that the bloke in the harry and the hendersons 'harry' suit also played predator?
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 9:52, archived)

he died of AIDS at our age, poor bloke

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 9:58, archived)

he clearly knew how to live though

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 10:18, archived)

A run down his filmography turns up Highway To Hell,
featuring Gilbert Gottfried as Hitler.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 10:25, archived)

OK, now you have my attention

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 10:26, archived)

Ok, turns out it's exactly what you would expect
youtu.be/BSBaJrbsgzw?t=67
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 10:27, archived)

"gilbert godfrey"

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 10:36, archived)

I knew that

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2018, 10:03, archived)

ooh look at me, i'm know-it-all windy
*minces around*
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 10:19, archived)

i.imgur.com/WFrX0Mr.gifv
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2018, 10:23, archived)

haha, aww
imgur.com/gallery/XYw4U
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 10:31, archived)

That's a bit unusual

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Apr 2018, 10:34, archived)

I like this.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 11:03, archived)

a highly sensible dude
hey, did you know that the bloke in
also played predator?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 10:06, archived)

hey!

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 10:19, archived)

I knew that.
He replaced JCVD.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 10:16, archived)

knew that
he replaced JC have
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 10:20, archived)

How quaint.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 10:24, archived)

oh hi

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 8:57, archived)

oh hi-i-i-i-i
do do do piece of toast etc
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 9:13, archived)

Just pushing that prick down the board, alright ?

( mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 18:42, archived)

Yes thanks
alright?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 18:45, archived)

Yeah all cool

( mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 18:46, archived)

Someone had to

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 18:48, archived)

Sweet

( mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 19:06, archived)

alright

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 19:01, archived)

Hey mano, yeah all good

( mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 19:05, archived)

Alright, chongymops

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 19:06, archived)

Haha, good stuff

( mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 19:06, archived)

lol, right laugh here, etc

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 19:53, archived)

hiya

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 19:12, archived)

Ola ss

( mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 19:19, archived)

booking my flights back to the UK
it's cheaper to buy a kid's carseat than to rent one from Hertz for a week.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 19:23, archived)

1 gazillion pounds, lol, jks, sweet

( mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 19:37, archived)

Yeah, not bad, not bad
You?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 19:35, archived)

Cool and his gang

( mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 19:37, archived)

Alright, butt pirates.
Did I miss anything exciting today?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 19:42, archived)

Very much not.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 21:01, archived)

Dunno , soz

( mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 21:19, archived)

Easy

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Apr 2018, 21:11, archived)

Is his name and the boys coming straight outta COMPTON

( mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 21:18, archived)

Yo, can I hear this record by Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 21:34, archived)

i hope you die soon.

( brb pussy in bio, Tue 17 Apr 2018, 13:19, archived)

$$ is a liar
know any other liars? who are they and what did they lie about?

alt: the \ key is where the / key should be on this keyboard. sucks.
( brb pussy in bio, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 17:47, archived)

Well I don't want to name names, but basically, I had a look in my mum's cupboard and all the biscuits are still there.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 18:05, archived)

Last thread of the day

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 16:47, archived)

yeah I know

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 16:50, archived)

it's a big deal for me

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 16:54, archived)

well you've worked hard to get to this point
enjoy it!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 16:56, archived)

Cheers

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 17:14, archived)

Here I stand, I can do There is
+like mother
+so treat her right
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 17:09, archived)

damn right

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 17:14, archived)

tl;dr

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 17:30, archived)

Phew. Got here just in time.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 17:43, archived)

RISE AND SHINE, LADIES!
Hands off cocks and on with socks, you little maggots.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:01, archived)

*eats his own gun*

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:04, archived)

alright 'prince'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:06, archived)

I've changed my name to an emoji.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:30, archived)

💩
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:39, archived)

clicked this

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:42, archived)

Comfortingly inevitable.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 8:58, archived)

it's one of the few that'll work on desktop and mobile browsers, y'see
that's why i used it

also, you're shit
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:01, archived)

I thought emojis conformed to a standard, these days?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:05, archived)

nah, some just appear as boxes or whatever when i'm on a desktop

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:27, archived)

Chortle.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:42, archived)

what is your major malfunction, numbnuts?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:42, archived)

merry morrow

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:10, archived)

I bet you could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:42, archived)

I don't think I've got the sucking abilities for that

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 8:26, archived)

that's not what I heard m8

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 8:29, archived)

I love my willy

( $$ ✅, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:30, archived)

I didn't know they stacked shit that high

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:42, archived)

Ethel from Eastenders.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:43, archived)

turtle power

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 8:10, archived)

It's everywhere!

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Mon 16 Apr 2018, 8:22, archived)

It's a monday

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:42, archived)

well give this man a fucking medal, what an observation

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:42, archived)

Don't start.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:47, archived)

Holla

( mongychops, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:53, archived)

You don't scare me. Let me see your war face

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 7:54, archived)

SIR, YES SIR

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 8:13, archived)

well thank you, can I be in charge for a while now?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 8:17, archived)

If God wanted you to be at the top of the popular page he would have miracled your ass up there.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 10:48, archived)

Hello, yes
Ah, what's the expression? Oh yeah...ugh
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 8:46, archived)

You move like old people fuck

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 8:50, archived)

that IS true

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 8:57, archived)

I'll put on socks but you'll have to pry my cock from my cold dead hands

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:00, archived)

this is my cumsock, this is my gun
this is for wanking, this is for fun
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:12, archived)

ok, just seen the news and now i understand why you're doing this

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:01, archived)

I'm upset that this wasn't the top story on the Today Programme.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:04, archived)

it's purely coincidence

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:13, archived)

no it isn't you fibber

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:28, archived)

You killed him!
Nice one, Private Pyle.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:34, archived)

I thought it was a reference to A Kestrel for a Knave

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:31, archived)

you would

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:36, archived)

Billy Casper was a prick.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:37, archived)

Billy
prick friendly ghost
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:39, archived)

Casper died of pneumonia, just like R Lee Ermey.
Conspiracy?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:58, archived)

yes

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 10:13, archived)

i thought YOUR FACE was etc

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 9:58, archived)

Your anatomy lessons aren't paying off, are they?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 10:09, archived)

Well it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 10:15, archived)

You seem tense
Go and have a wank
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 10:23, archived)

choke yourself

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 10:29, archived)

remember to put your bins out
it's recycling this week.
( brb pussy in bio, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 22:43, archived)

lol i forgot tonight but i'm going to do it first thing in the morning lol

( brb pussy in bio, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 22:44, archived)

lol

( brb pussy in bio, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 22:44, archived)

haha! oh you!

( artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 22:45, archived)

in um
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 22:47, archived)

Nah m8 it's week 1 this wednesday which is bins, garden and food waste, next week is week 2 which is recycling.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 23:37, archived)

School tomorrow

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 20:41, archived)

Bunk off.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 15 Apr 2018, 20:47, archived)

Defo
Street Fighter 2 round Rich's house? His mum leaves at half 8
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 21:01, archived)

But you're 43.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 20:47, archived)

Maybe he's a teacher

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 20:56, archived)

I'll teach you in a minute sunshine

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 21:01, archived)

I am not

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 21:00, archived)

I ain't going

( $$ ✅, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 21:16, archived)

You most certainly are, young man

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 22:48, archived)

Innit doe.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 21:37, archived)

Inset day for mine.
Smug little shits.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 21:38, archived)

morning

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 6:29, archived)

I'm up watching the F1.
It's a bit poo so I'm reading up on gear driven camshafts as I might have to help a mate with his new 1987 VFR
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 Apr 2018, 7:38, archived)

Gear driven cams?
As in cams with a reduction gearset, or a cam linked to the crank with sprockets instead of a belt/chain?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 7:48, archived)

Cams linked by a set of sprockets instead of a chain.
It's hideously packaged, but it saves a lot of the cam chain and tensioner problems. Plus it sounds cool.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 Apr 2018, 7:52, archived)

Don't see how a sprocket would help.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 8:09, archived)

This is why no one likes you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 Apr 2018, 8:13, archived)

Yeah, but they all love me.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 8:53, archived)

Excellent.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 15 Apr 2018, 10:03, archived)

I bet it sounds really cool with all the backlash clattering around all the time

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 10:14, archived)

You're such a car knob sometimes.
I bet you don't like a dry Ducati clutch clattering away.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 Apr 2018, 10:36, archived)

cog-driven cams do sound cool as an idea
it's just like shaft-drives on a bike; it's awesome when you see one, but all that weight and complexity sort of goes directly against the point of owning a bike instead of a car.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 10:45, archived)

The VFR was one of the most balanced bikes of its generation, power delivery and handling were almost unmatched.
For riding on the road, it's perfect. Very few people do track days and need the pure performance of an r1 or something, I got schooled yesterday by a bloke on a big heavy R1150r, big boxer twin with a shaft drive, his lines and ability to carry speed was amazing, I was working my bike as hard as I could and struggled to keep up, he was on a Sunday pootle.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:30, archived)

sounds awesome
I'd like to get into them but it's absolute suicide over here.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:39, archived)

Roads here are so bad that you can't risk going too quick, a pothole or some gravel in a bend and you are in trouble.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:58, archived)

I'm struggling to reconcile 'new' with '1987'.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 20:51, archived)

6 hours at the nerd shack, yesterday.
Made the most of the sunshine, I don't think.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 7:57, archived)

I sat out on my balcony for the first time in forever
still haven't made use of the other balcony yet though
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 10:15, archived)

I'd love to do that
Just sit off in the early morning sunlight having a coffee, watching the world go by.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:06, archived)

alright, "Smug Bastard"

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:41, archived)

in this case, it's watching pensioned idiots failing at parking at the nearby hospital

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:46, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 9:53, archived)

Morning.
Had my feet violently assaulted in the middle of the night by my usually placid cat. It was a genuinely terrifying way to be woken up.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 15 Apr 2018, 10:09, archived)

It would terrify me
I haven't got a cat.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:04, archived)

unexpected morning tiger

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:05, archived)

Sounds like a position from the kama sutra

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:07, archived)

or
xkcd.com/1412/
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:09, archived)

Pfff

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:11, archived)

Unpredictable evening dragon.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:14, archived)

alright SM pt.2

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 10:15, archived)

Alright grry
Third day in a row munted on these tablets. I could get used to this.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:05, archived)

yoe

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 10:18, archived)

helloe

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 10:45, archived)

ye olde morninge

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 10:48, archived)

Morn'ng.
I'm deciding whether to do a filmathon this afternoon or go to the park and play mölkky with a bunch of people.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 10:22, archived)

Finnish bowling?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 10:46, archived)

That's the one.
Everyone around here seems to have a mölkky kit in the garage that they drag out at the first sign of sunshine.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 10:46, archived)

IKEA must have had a sale on

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 10:49, archived)

Did resident evil 1-5 yesterday

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:09, archived)

If it was the games
I'm impressed.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:15, archived)

Haven't got the concentration for games right now

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:24, archived)

I've only seen the first one of those.
S'alright. Milla Jovovich though eh lads eh eh lads eh lads.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:37, archived)

They're all terrible

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 11:57, archived)

they're all rather silly
but i love a zombie film
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 12:05, archived)

Morning

( mongychops, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 15:09, archived)

Check em

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 17:50, archived)

jackpot

( $$ ✅, Sun 15 Apr 2018, 17:58, archived)

christ, just shut the fuck up will you, no one's reading all that shit you type

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 22:36, archived)

Beware!

(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 17:10, archived)

Hi.
goo.gl/images/T895hz
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 17:27, archived)

Hi.
epmusic.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/beware-the-march-of-ideas.jpg
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 17:57, archived)

Hi.
Www.goo.gl/images/pMPcyw
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 18:14, archived)

Horse an alien ?

( mongychops, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 18:25, archived)

*nods*

(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 20:10, archived)

Beware! High Fidelity,
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 18:25, archived)

Alright drimble

(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 18:27, archived)

$$

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 18:28, archived)

Why?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 19:55, archived)

Oh smash
if you don't know by now :(
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 20:09, archived)

:'(

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 20:21, archived)

I seem to be having a little difficulty getting my bombs to leave the hatch.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 13:58, archived)

This was intended to be a reply, but fuck it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 13:59, archived)

cigarettes and caffeine will shift that shit

( $$ ✅, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 14:55, archived)

Cold black coffee does the trick

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 15:40, archived)

Or you could lube up a spoon and go turd mining

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:12, archived)

Try turning on one of the taps in the sink, put your head under the running water, drown yourself, no offense.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:05, archived)

Swallow one small Major Kong

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 16:12, archived)

ground control to

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 17:01, archived)

Try double-dropping some pink Mitsubishis.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 17:01, archived)

So, did everyone die in a coalition airstrike?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 9:11, archived)

not quite
I need finishing off
( $$ ✅, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 9:29, archived)

Happy ending?
Explosive climax, etc.
(2X4B523P will have 2 and 1 half badgers please!, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 13:10, archived)

RIP teh syrian boarder's :'(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 9:39, archived)

Anybody got any tips for the grand national?

( mongychops, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 9:41, archived)

Bet on a horse.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 9:43, archived)

I just pick them at random
captain redbeard is what I've stuck money on
( $$ ✅, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 9:44, archived)

I got raz de maree in the pub sweep, might just back it too

( mongychops, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 9:48, archived)

Get trampled to death by whichever horse the queen has an interest in.
I'm sure we can pin a worthy cause on your sacrifice.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 9:48, archived)

I'm not going to liverpool

( mongychops, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 9:50, archived)

I doubt your commitment to the cause.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 9:57, archived)

Unless the cause is, not going to liverpool

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 14:21, archived)

Supposed to be tidying the house while she's out
But playing VR with the boy instead lol
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 11:05, archived)

you stand up to the matriarch mate

( $$ ✅, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 11:22, archived)

She ain't the boss of me

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 11:24, archived)

Bet you won't say that when she's around.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 12:40, archived)

I'm meeting my mates after the football.
Going to have to squeeze in tidying up, bacon sandwich and a hair cut though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 11:22, archived)

I usually shave my head of a saturday
But I'm leaving it until tomorrow this week. Imagine that.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 11:25, archived)

Might trim my beard. The last couple of times the guard has fallen off and I've ended up with no beard.
I like going to the turkish barbers. They keep things interesting by doing stuff like setting fire to your ears.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 11:28, archived)

u maniac

( $$ ✅, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 11:30, archived)

I don't give a heck m8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 11:56, archived)

Not that I was aware of

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 11:20, archived)

U R in purgatory

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 12:39, archived)

No, just Liverpool
But close enough
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 13:28, archived)

^ kurd burglar

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 11:49, archived)

yes, but i got better
haha, like that film
( manolith hooray for me, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 12:55, archived)

Passion of the Christ?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 13:00, archived)

debbie does dallas

( $$ ✅, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 13:01, archived)

Tomayto tomahto

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 13:05, archived)

Fucking prats on my FB page getting all "omg we're all going to die".
Yes, Blue Star, I'm looking at you.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 13:50, archived)

Good news thread.
Come on, it's Friday. Someone must have some good news, surely?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 18:35, archived)

Dunno.
Condolences to Grrry. I also found out that B3ta is banned at work after all, thanks to a friendly pop-up window from the IT department saying "You are not authorised to access this website."
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 18:40, archived)

Whenever I walk past Sainsbury's, in the morning, my phone grabs the WiFi and b3ta gets blocked.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 19:29, archived)

*b3ta-blocker joke*

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 20:11, archived)

jelly.b3ta.com may work

( MrA, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 20:24, archived)

I was on jelly.
Their policy seems to be less in favour of banning access to certain sites outright and more in favour of saying "Feel free to keep surfing this website if you don't mind being fired."
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 20:35, archived)

How have they even heard of it, though?
It's not exactly high profile
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 20:45, archived)

That's what surprised me the most.
I was sure they wouldn't have had the faintest clue what it was. They probably didn't, but I'm sure they just went to it themselves, decided it looked like a chat site and decided it was banned.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 20:47, archived)

Your company has got WAY too much fucking money if they can afford to employ spods to sit and do nothing but decide whether to authorise every single url request in real time

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 20:49, archived)

Guys, Rachel from HR is browsing lingerie again. Anyone want to watch and see what she buys?
I'm all spent, five wanks already this morning after Janine updated her facebook album "On the beach in Turkey :)"
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 20:59, archived)

Oh, they have absolutely stupid money.
They've been hiring thirty people a fortnight for the past nine months and are showing no signs of slowing down. They subsidise the canteen so you can get a three-course meal for 70p, coffee is free, etc. I was asked to interpret for the CEO's weekly speech so I said I'd need a mic, and they bought me this fuck-off expensive professional jobbie and a portable mixing desk for the audio and video feed to go with it.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 21:00, archived)

tell them you need a two roland tb303s for your next job and give me one of them, cheers.

( brb pussy in bio, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 23:51, archived)

It's made its way into common filter lists.
At one temp job I had websense said it was blocked under the category 'tasteless'.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 21:45, archived)

Haha!
Surely not.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 21:47, archived)

Er, this is high culture compared to what some of my colleagues go on about

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 21:47, archived)

Yeah, the Barracuda filter at work picks it up.
Think it's in the "Adult" category.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 22:27, archived)

That'll be all the moser mentions
probably
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 23:04, archived)

Probably more that they don't have an "Infantile" category.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 8:04, archived)

FFS use TOR.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 14 Apr 2018, 3:00, archived)

New pills off the doctor have got me nicely monged

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 18:42, archived)

listening to barenaked ladies and I'll crack open the Laphroig later

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 18:43, archived)

It's all been done is a cracking song

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 19:02, archived)

running through the Pirate Ship album at the mo

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 19:03, archived)

in some brilliant sign from the gods
the weather's gone from clear blue sky all week to a raging thunderstorm.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 19:33, archived)

Thorly not?

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 13 Apr 2018, 22:15, archived)

This may be the most middleaged thing I've ever read on here.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 20:02, archived)

www.theguardian.com/money/2018/apr/07/i-started-my-business-from-scratch-and-now-work-two-weeks-a-month
( $$ ✅, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 18:49, archived)

Working 10 hours a day? Wow he puts in a shift

( mongychops, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 19:22, archived)

Advertising is easy money for dickheads?
Who knew?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 19:27, archived)