Oi oi, look lively, hang abaaht, apples and pears, have a shuftie at this.
Thursday arvo is upon us once again. Has the week lived up to your expectations so far? Do you have any expectations for the weekend?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 14:08, archived)

your wankery has lived up to depressing expectations.
My prediction for the rest of the week is that you will continue to be a wanker.
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 14:11, archived)

As Fox Mulder said, "I'd hate to disappoint you by not disappointing you."

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 14:14, archived)

it's been shit, much as expected
weekend should be better I hope

Taking the nipper to Horrible Histories Live on Sunday Morning, she'll love it
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 14:16, archived)

Your host a talking rat

( mongychops, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 14:19, archived)

I think it's a brilliant show and a great way to get kids interested in history

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 14:30, archived)

It's a fucking powergrab by the rats, they're rewriting history, WAKE UP SHEEPLE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 14:40, archived)

they want their revenge
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y67yy3iniI
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 14:40, archived)

hahaha wutisthat? Sounds like The Residents

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 14:43, archived)

A classic bit of mid-60s US garage punk

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 14:52, archived)

Yeaaah Kevin

(97800, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 18:06, archived)

That looks like some quality edutainment.
Do they do like a potted history of everything?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 14:19, archived)

On the TV show they flick between different periods, this theatre show is specifically about Ancient Egypt

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 14:31, archived)

Just make sure it's not a pyramid scheme.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 14:35, archived)

please die

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 14:41, archived)

I think that's referred to as Multi Level Marketing now. It's a shit name, but your joke is a shit joke, so it kind of evens out.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 14:41, archived)

Yeah, it's all MLM these days.
I thought such a shitty practice deserved an appropriately shit joke.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 14:48, archived)

I would enjoy that
Been fascinated by egyptology since I was a kid
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 14:51, archived)

same here

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 14:55, archived)

Had a conversation with Zahi Hawass a couple of years ago
He was monumentally pissed off with Germany for not returning the bust of Nefertiti
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 15:17, archived)

I have to say I really don't like him, he's a self-publicist, a huge exaggerator and a bit of an all-round prick.
I get that his job was to promote Egypt but I feel his relentless hyperbole and wild speculation concerning what were routinely minor discoveries ultimately did damage to his cause. I think he fell out of favour in his own country following the Arab Spring, due to his close ties to the preceding regime.

I've seen that Nefertiti bust first hand in Berlin and it's truly amazing. As I understand it the reason it's unfinished is that it was merely a working sketch for a larger, stone monument (it's tiny)
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 15:32, archived)

he's biting your style you mean

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 15:51, archived)

precisely so

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 16:14, archived)

He is a bit of a rabid nobber
But I do kind of agree that Egyptian artifacts should be in Egypt
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 16:01, archived)

Nah, I don't subscribe to that at all
The Greeks can fuck off for the Elgin Marbles and all.

Different times when these things were spread across the world and too hard to untangle ownership, who paid whom for what and so on. They had the same issues after the war regarding confiscated/sold/looted property, it's ten times harder with stuff acquired a hundred years earlier
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 16:13, archived)

Looted stuff is a bit different
Grave robbery is basically how a great many pieces were acquired, I really do think those pieces should be returned
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 16:21, archived)

You're spot on about Hawass imo, reality show archaeology

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 16:01, archived)

he reminds me of Mohammed al-Fayed
That is not a good thing.
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 16:09, archived)

His son was shagging Diana?

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 16:23, archived)

Cor busts, eh lads

(97800, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 18:05, archived)

I hope they keep the bit in about when the aliens visited.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 15:07, archived)

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 16:15, archived)

Week has been fairly shit so far
Got the ex calling in tonight, chill tomorrow, work Saturday and off to the parents' house Sunday
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 14:27, archived)

Alright, Craig David.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 14:34, archived)

I didn't expect to have to go to London today but I did have to go to London today

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 15:20, archived)

Why did you have to go to London today?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 15:23, archived)

he owed me £10 for that whizz from last Saturday

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 15:33, archived)

drug debts

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 15:48, archived)

that's jenkem for you

( $$ ✅, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 15:52, archived)

don't judge me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 16:17, archived)

Sadtiems

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 15:24, archived)

Morrisey considers re-write.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 20:06, archived)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hola, bummer's, Richard here with a frickin cool new thread.

I'm not really in the mood for working today but I have lots to do, which is rather a shame.

Might research some obscure drum breaks. Discovered this beauty from Fleetwood Mac's tedious warbler Christine McVie the other day, it's a great tune

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOW8uyldFw4
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 10:59, archived)

I'm on a bus
It's cold and I have no coffee.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 11:09, archived)

i am in france. i listened to that. i didn't like it.
You're dead-on with all those 'z's, though: I have just literally fallen asleep in the office in front of my colleagues, and looked a proper nana.

I cannae be arsed either today. I don't have a great deal to do, but I am supposed to look busy regardless. I've just put on a Melbourne shuffle playlist on Spotify to liven up the day a little.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 11:12, archived)

*bums*
I'm having a slow day too - Nothing to really do as my replacement is trained up and taking over my work, I'm now in that weird limbo before you leave a job where someone else is doing your old job and you don't really have anything to do for the last few days
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 11:22, archived)

Password protect all your files

(97800, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 11:44, archived)

I've already done that, and left a sequence of clues and riddles that my replacement will have to follow in order to unlock everything
I've been that bored this week
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 11:46, archived)

Your replacement is gonna fucken love you in their first few weeks

(97800, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 11:51, archived)

It'll prove that all the training I've given them has sunk in
Especially when they get to the end and find the logic bomb that will wipe the server drives and backups if they cut the wrong wire
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 11:57, archived)

preach Christianity to them

( $$ ✅, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 11:52, archived)

Done, now I have a flock
What do I do now?
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 11:59, archived)

kill all the non-believers

( $$ ✅, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:05, archived)

But that would include me, that doesn't sound like a good idea

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:24, archived)

RIP Mupps ;(

( $$ ✅, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:36, archived)

^ trips

( $$ ✅, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:36, archived)

vg

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:56, archived)

Incite them to overthrow the government

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:12, archived)

They say I should forgive the government for their transgressions and realise everyone makes mistakes
I might have preached a bit too hard
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:24, archived)

Torch them
It's for the best.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:27, archived)

Couldn't clarify if you meant my flock or the government, torched both
Utopia achieved
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:34, archived)

Happy days

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:50, archived)

have a line of billy

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:15, archived)

^ Now THIS I can get behind

( H.B.Mupps, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:25, archived)

Poor Billy never saw it coming

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:38, archived)

Start a commune in Guyana.

(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:17, archived)

Start a
ommune +um
ana +s
( H.B.Mupps, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:26, archived)

kidnap Carol Vorderman

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 12:35, archived)

Morning
Busy day ahead?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 6:57, archived)

morning will
not necessarily, but Thursday is when I get things done
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 7:13, archived)

So many work, so few time
How r u lol
(97800, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 7:19, archived)

Probably.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 7:48, archived)

Hi will
Got to start going through cv's for a part time vacancy and looking at demos for a bulk stock upload tool

lol tool
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 8:13, archived)

give the job to smasho

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:32, archived)

I will never again in my life employ someone I know outside of work
eff that, recipe for disaster
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:42, archived)

Good call

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 10:54, archived)

Morning, the Will.
I've got some stuff to do but it's not a completely crazy day, so far. How's your Thursday shaping up?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 8:21, archived)

dunno

( $$ ✅, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 8:23, archived)

Morning will
Stupid job fair today, they're utterly pointless
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:21, archived)

who's that writin' will the non-responder
who's that writin' will the non-responder
who's that writin' will the non-responder
wrote the morning thread on b3ta talk
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:30, archived)

coincidentally I am in the process of writing a will at the moment
I'm having some wanker come round my house to process it
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:46, archived)

who is going to inherit your vinyl?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:48, archived)

me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:57, archived)

the British Museum

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 10:23, archived)

alright will

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:37, archived)

I'm
l
+y
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 10:24, archived)

Mornin'
Just eaten a jacket potato
( arsefez is back, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 21:01, archived)

alright brian

(97800, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 21:12, archived)

Oh man, I miss jacket spuds
With loads of butter and sour cream
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 21:20, archived)

Cheese and beans

( arsefez is back, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 21:39, archived)

i miss baked beans
but they give me terrible heartburn
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 21:47, archived)

Beans are wrongness personified

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:12, archived)

they're not people, dear

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:13, archived)

They're nasty
The mouth feel is horrendous and gritty and the skins stick to the roof of your mouth
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:41, archived)

this sounds like the bad School Dinners Beans

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:44, archived)

I really dislike them

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:54, archived)

Cheap beans.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:53, archived)

It's a bit obscene, don't you know it's 'cos I'm a human bean

(97800, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:42, archived)

alright pythagoras

( $$ ✅, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:50, archived)

I haven't mentioned triangles once

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:55, archived)

refried > baked

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 23:15, archived)

Jacket spuds, with the innards scooped out, mashed and mixed with fried bacon and leek, topped with cheese and grilled.
YES I.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 21:40, archived)

'Patatas bravas'-style, with spicy tomato sauce, fried onions and a shedload of melted cheese.
GET IN.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 21:43, archived)

Now you're talking

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:12, archived)

foo0od

(97800, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 21:47, archived)

¯\(º_o)/¯

( mongychops, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:19, archived)

just had to call avon's head office to complain
as they keep sending threatening letters over my dead sister's so-called debt of £9.25, which got paid off a month ago. last thing my mum needs is these cunts saying they'll send debt collectors to the door to chase a dead woman.
what has made you want to kill someone today?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:12, archived)

wow what cunts
My kid's mum and her shitcuntery are beginning to put a strain on my marriage and on my wife's relationship with my daughter and if either of these things get worse I will fucking swing for that bitch so help me god
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:14, archived)

that's probably what she wants
push all your buttons till you crack, then it'll strengthen her case in court. just imagine slowly feeding her still conscious body into a woodchipper
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:17, archived)

she's a partially-sighted type 1 diabetic with stage 4 kidney disease
won't be too long before they start lopping off extremities which will cheer me up immensely
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:18, archived)

plus, she won't have a leg to stand on

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:21, archived)

heh

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:39, archived)

Might be time to hire a hitman (or woman)
hashtag inclusive.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:42, archived)

I could do with the money

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 18:40, archived)

Pete Waterman's too busy playing with trains these days.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 21:39, archived)

Lesbian daughter, lol

(97800, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:43, archived)

lol

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:45, archived)

lol picks up the rice in a church etc
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 18:54, archived)

Lives with mcbeef

(97800, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 18:59, archived)

That is cunty.
Avon is shit and for cunts.
Next time one knocks on my door, they're getting a kettle full of boiling water over em.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:41, archived)

Their stuff causes rashes

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 18:39, archived)

I've got the sniffles, and I'm not a good sick person, I get angry, I've even walked off jobs before because of it

( mongychops, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 18:52, archived)

Colds make me very bad tempered

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 20:02, archived)

Post on social media about it and tag them as much as you can. They don't give a shit about your late sister but you can bet they give a shit about their reputation.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 19:33, archived)

Oh, I have

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 20:02, archived)

And every reply tries desperately to drag it over to private messages

(97800, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 20:07, archived)

Dear Mash,
Thank you for getting in touch. We're sorry to hear about your experience and understand that it. So we may better facilitate your enquiry, please ask your sister to send us a private message containing her name and address so we can apologise to her directly for the delay/ incorrect goods [delete as appropriate].
Rgds
Shaz

How did I do today? Don't forget to leave feedback on reviewmonkey.com
(97800, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 20:20, archived)

Sounds about right

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 20:50, archived)

What absolute fucking prick.
I bet they've already spent way more than that on admin costs trying to recoup it.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 20:16, archived)

It's already been paid, that's what annoys me most

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 20:51, archived)

Good Evening
alt. Good Evening
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:12, archived)

sorry jase

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:12, archived)

It was a desperate attempt anyway

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 17:43, archived)

afternoon

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 12:09, archived)

bent

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 12:12, archived)

broady

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 12:16, archived)

oh yeah, re. Gayle San, a big fat sideways opening Y

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 12:25, archived)

I met her about 25 years ago
even if I would, she probably wouldn't
( broadsword w⚓, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 12:34, archived)

don't do yourself down mate, she'd probably love a bit of broadsword porksword

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 12:37, archived)

Gayle Daniel-
(97800, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 15:16, archived)

bent

( $$ ✅, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 12:56, archived)

Konnichiwa, bento-san
べんと-​さん
( H.B.Mupps, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 13:09, archived)

get bent

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 13:11, archived)

morning

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 14:17, archived)

isn't it just?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 15:57, archived)

Morning all.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 5:43, archived)

Good morning!

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 6:23, archived)

W1llz0rz
You sound chipper this morning.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 6:33, archived)

I'm having my pint of strong black coffee
I also slept well
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 6:39, archived)

Ah, nice.
I'm having a Monster Energy Ultra after a solid but unspectacular night's sleep and a working day that started an hour and a quarter ago.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 6:39, archived)

caffeine addiction is nearly as big a social problem as foood addiction

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 9:27, archived)

I love food, me, but I could quit anytime.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 9:50, archived)

Hullo

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 7:06, archived)

Wotcher, Richard of Naddingham.
Have you mixed up a little something sampling the Dawson's Creek theme to make b3ta user git happy yet?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 7:20, archived)

I'm afraid not

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 8:21, archived)

Probably for the greater good.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 8:30, archived)

It is, isn't it?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 7:48, archived)

Oh, it certainly is, yes.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 7:58, archived)

Yetsin

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Feb 2019, 7:56, archived)

Karl Porx

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 7:58, archived)

hola, mrs holly

(97800, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 8:17, archived)

I don't know what that's a reference to but you have my good morning.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 8:26, archived)

wanker

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 8:22, archived)

alright binned pasta dozer

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 8:26, archived)

alright

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 8:27, archived)

Yo

( mongychops, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 9:06, archived)

Wagwan MC

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 9:10, archived)

pearoast, as they used to say on qotw
youtu.be/SP4G0rFyPfY
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 9:23, archived)

ASBO Rekkids still going strong, I see.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 9:30, archived)

music made by middle class white boys is always so much better

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 9:37, archived)

ikr?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 9:40, archived)

morning

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 9:18, archived)

Good morrow, broadest of swords.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 9:35, archived)

good morning b3ta poster dotyetidot and other slashtalkers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 9:21, archived)

What a tangled fleb we weave.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 9:36, archived)

Did you ever start running across a field so fast then hit a steaming pile of dogshit and wipe out tumbling? Tell me a personal ybf moment, pls

( mongychops, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:03, archived)

Just after christmas I was drunkenly looking across the road while walking forwards, possibly whilst checking my phone, anyway I splatted face first into a bus shelter.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:05, archived)

alright Mr magoo

( mongychops, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:12, archived)

Slipped over in a field, landed in a cowpat.
The kids thought it was hilarious, until I threatened them with my "poo hand". I then got to chase them around the field whilst bellowing "poo hand" for all to hear.
#maturity
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:09, archived)

I'm surprised one of you didn't fall in more shit

( mongychops, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:11, archived)

I was running behind the beach huts near Margate to sneak up on a mate and surprise her
Except i hadn't accounted for a cast iron pipe running into one of the huts at nose level, which i ran full force into and broke my nose.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:09, archived)

It's a gas gas gas, I got done on the snoz by a golf wood , stood too close

( mongychops, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:14, archived)

I wasn't going to flash my willy at her
Well, not just then anyway. Later that evening possibly, can't remember now
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:17, archived)

Could just send a sick pic now

( mongychops, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 21:07, archived)

Grrrmachine walks into a bar

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:44, archived)

Ouch, he said

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:52, archived)

rosalicious is a manky lurker and her breath smells like trout farts

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:19, archived)

Something about running through wheatfields lol

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:20, archived)

cor whigfield, member

(97800, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 22:48, archived)

Her and her plaits, lads eh lads.
Her music was shit and she was responsible for a lot of terrible dance moves up and down the land, but she was quite fit.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 22:58, archived)

there is nothing like a dane

(97800, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 23:16, archived)

That song still makes me feel a little bit ill when I hear it.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 23:53, archived)

Loads of times

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:20, archived)

I slid off lion ( its lino, bit gutted i spotted it) at a young age into dogshit, tbf my grandad did call it dogshit park

( mongychops, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:51, archived)

Can't say I have tbh

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:23, archived)

Have you ever done anything?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:53, archived)

I developed a reputation at school for having a hard head, and would happily put dents into the lockers with it, or bounce it off the plywood desks.
Put a decent sized dent into a car park ticket machine, then got cocky and slammed it into a lamppost. The lamppost won, and the pointing and laughing that followed was richly deserved.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:29, archived)

This explains a lot.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:31, archived)

No doubt all those braincells just grew back stronger.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:39, archived)

Never skidded in shit
But I did fall off a chair changing a lightbulb and shattered my wrist
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 21:06, archived)

¯\(º_o)/¯

( mongychops, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 21:26, archived)

I fell out of the same tree a lot of times to9

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 23:56, archived)

I'm looking for a song that ALL internet search engines can't find
If one of you nerdy geeks can help I will suck your dick or lick a minge
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:23, archived)

ok what is it?

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:24, archived)

Hip Hop tune that samples the Dawsons Creek theme
Pretty old now if that helps
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:25, archived)

that...doesn't sound very good m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:25, archived)

It's not but I'm trying to prove that it exists
Or maybe it doesn't
I have very vivid dreams
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:27, archived)

see below

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:28, archived)

Ok yup, think I know it, this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:29, archived)

I am so disappointed
I was hoping for a rick roll
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:31, archived)

that reminds me
i got rickrolled by the co-op the other day, surely it's illegal to play it in supermarkets that's just not fair lmao
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 19:50, archived)

The Tesco near me banned its employees from playing last Christmas for the whole of December
Which I thought was damned sporting of them
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 19:56, archived)

Does tesco hate George Michael, then?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:07, archived)

Possibly

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 21:05, archived)

It's a good song and he had a good voice

( mongychops, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:00, archived)

Seems like a lovely chap and all
Humble and grateful for his moment in the sun
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:02, archived)

but bent

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:08, archived)

Even though you would, he probably wouldn't.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:09, archived)

and dead

(97800, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:24, archived)

yeah i would invite him to my birthday party tbh

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 20:37, archived)

it's Get Stoned Ezy by High Speed and the Afflicted Man
You're welcome
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:25, archived)

not really
It's 'Permanently Scarred (I Don't Wanna Wait)' by Tragedy Khadafi
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:27, archived)

Nope
Waaaaay older
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:28, archived)

I'm stumped then, sozz-o

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:32, archived)

your the fucken tragedy m8

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:37, archived)

Are you sure it was a released song and not a bootleg?
www.whosampled.com/Paula-Cole/I-Don%27t-Want-to-Wait/
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:39, archived)

Nah I searched all of those
Thanks tho
shit maybe I did dream it :(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 17:41, archived)

Is it All Hiphop is Shit by The Breakbeat Wankstains?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:18, archived)

hahaha, nice one!
So droll!
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:25, archived)

Mongychops autocomplete

(97800, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:30, archived)

I know literally nothing about hip hop

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:30, archived)

What is this, hipster hop?

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:42, archived)

Wangsta Rap.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 18:50, archived)

It’s “Cheers” by Cheers
Cheers
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 19:20, archived)

cheers

( mongychops, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 19:38, archived)

Cheers

( $$ ✅, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 19:41, archived)

Cheers

(97800, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 19:46, archived)

alright

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 16:11, archived)

yeah
apart from getting white paint on my brand new black coat
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 16:21, archived)

Right that’s it, I’m off out to cosh some black bastard

( mongychops, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 16:26, archived)

alright liam neeson

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 16:33, archived)

Tell me about how you've been recently.
Are you ok?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:15, archived)

alright windy, touch of the lurgies but y'know me, I'm not one to complain. Yourself?

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:18, archived)

Pretty good.
Been super busy, mad really.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:23, archived)

You know what?
For the first time in a long time, I am *not* ill, and can actually breathe. How r u doing?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:23, archived)

Feeling fine, just not g oit much time.
Glad you're well
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:38, archived)

I'm good, soon be my birthday

( mongychops, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:24, archived)

Lash up?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:38, archived)

Always

( mongychops, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:39, archived)

Hi Winders
Yeah ive been good, ta.
Im low key looking for a new job though. times are changing.
Have applied at HMRC, So I'll be after you lot soon enough
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:33, archived)

Taxation is theft

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:38, archived)

Alright, TurningPointUK.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:45, archived)

alright chompy nice to have you back

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:47, archived)

you are mistaken, chompster was a firm believer in the redistribution of wealth via taxation

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 11:13, archived)

not keen on residential property ownership tho
he's dead now anyway
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 11:15, archived)

Is he dead?
I thought he survived the attempt
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2019, 12:57, archived)

I'l still be paying it, hun

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:48, archived)

um, Jase m8, I think you should know something
HMRC doesn't stand for 'Homosexual Men Recruitment Company'.
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:54, archived)

Bugger...
I'll need to rethink my interview outfit.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:56, archived)

I'm fine thanks
How's the missus?
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:33, archived)

Healing slowly. Just going a bit mad stuck indoors

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:39, archived)

same as mine then

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:45, archived)

Silly Billys

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2019, 12:58, archived)

same old

( $$ ✅, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:35, archived)

Yo

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2019, 12:58, archived)

I've been ok recently and I am still ok now
it's nice to know that you care, I hope you are ok too
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:45, archived)

ok

( $$ ✅, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:46, archived)

alright algernon

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 11:04, archived)

:)

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 11:19, archived)

This is great news.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2019, 12:58, archived)

Bit chesty
But I've got cough medicine and lozenges, so I'm fine
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:51, archived)

cor, tits and stuff!

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 11:35, archived)

But let's not talk about work

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 11:39, archived)

arf

( broadsword w⚓, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 12:00, archived)

hi Windy Pig

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 10:52, archived)

You know what, how about an honest answer, it's like living in a fucking madhouse here, it's doing my head in

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 12:45, archived)

Have you considered moving out?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2019, 12:57, archived)

of america? no, kind of tied here at the moment.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 13:05, archived)

chill out to some cool tunes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=txW7l78yLB0
( $$ ✅, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 12:57, archived)

fackin caaant

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 13:05, archived)

That ent jazz.
That's lift muzak.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 13:07, archived)

first

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 15:34, archived)

morning

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 8:52, archived)

morning

(97800, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 8:55, archived)

It's a good job banned poster dozer stepped up to bring his signature quality to what was a lacklustre morning thread.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 9:11, archived)

The secret is in the execution.
It's the same rules as 'alright':

No capitals.
No question mark.
No other words.
( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 9:29, archived)

strikey-g income tax, VAT

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 9:55, archived)

turtle power!

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 9:59, archived)

Too much morning for me to handle.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 9:19, archived)

2 Morning 2 Curious

( $$ ✅, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 9:36, archived)

Once you go Grrr you never go brrr

(97800, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 9:39, archived)

Always bet on gak.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 9:53, archived)

g'day

( $$ ✅, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 9:37, archived)

Kung hei fat choi

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 9:59, archived)

Morning thread
Wake up, brew up and have some breakfast
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 6:31, archived)

will

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 7:06, archived)

Morning Will.
I'm hard at it already, currently brewing up and scheduled to wake up at some point in the next ten minutes.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 7:13, archived)

Coughing up fewer lumps, this morning.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 7:46, archived)

Eni

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Feb 2019, 8:04, archived)

um

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 8:16, archived)

Hi will

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 8:11, archived)

will is ill
as in dope, fresh, "a cat"
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 8:17, archived)

what are all these crazy slang words people are using?

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 8:33, archived)

just william

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 8:47, archived)

not so epic

(97800, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 8:52, archived)

Epic lurk.

(mingeswingers, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 23:01, archived)

alright shambles

(97800, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 23:04, archived)

The epicest

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 23:10, archived)

e uri
(97800, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 23:15, archived)

Bit late for food chat

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 23:37, archived)

nah, almost time for breakfast

(97800, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 23:46, archived)

here
www.b3ta.com/board/10614411
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 0:04, archived)

Classic /board!!!

(97800, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 0:10, archived)

I'm still wondering what the fuck it was all about

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 1:33, archived)

I miss "jedis knocking shit over"

(97800, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 0:11, archived)

There was nothing left standing, they had to quit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 1:22, archived)

Liam Neeson lols
When was the last time you put your foot in it?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 22:27, archived)

Bons mots or bon mots?
Come on prick's an internet argument is at stake here
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 22:42, archived)

I'm not here to be your Mike Winters, lad.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 22:52, archived)

Bons mots innit.
You've got to make your adjectives agree with your nouns.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 5 Feb 2019, 6:56, archived)

This morning
It was a sock
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 23:10, archived)

alright

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 15:46, archived)

Bent

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 15:51, archived)

muppso xx

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 16:16, archived)

bent

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 15:52, archived)

broaders xx

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 16:17, archived)

BENT

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 15:53, archived)

bent jase xx

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 16:17, archived)

bEnT

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 15:53, archived)

wAnKeR

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 16:17, archived)

Give me my two kisses, you frigid tart.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 17:48, archived)

B E N T

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 16:00, archived)

cheers xx

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 16:17, archived)

get bent

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 16:03, archived)

bluey xx

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 16:18, archived)

bent get

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 16:06, archived)

emm emm xx

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 16:18, archived)

Comrade Bentovski

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 16:10, archived)

ess emm too xx

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 16:18, archived)

.-. .-')    ('-.       .-') _  .-') _    
\  ( OO ) _(  OO)     ( OO ) )(  OO) )   
 ;-----.\(,------.,--./ ,--,' /     '._  
 | .-.  | |  .---'|   \ |  |\ |'--...__) 
 | '-' /_)|  |    |    \|  | )'--.  .--' 
 | .-. `.(|  '--. |  .     |/    |  |    
 | |  \  ||  .--' |  |\    |     |  |    
 | '--'  /|  `---.|  | \   |     |  |    
 `------' `------'`--'  `--'     `--'

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 16:20, archived)

Yes thank you, Bent

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 16:44, archived)

queefy xx

( bent reznor the brownward spiral, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 16:51, archived)

Ben 10

(97800, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 17:26, archived)

tneb

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 18:28, archived)

lol

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 14:18, archived)

Pmsl

( mongychops, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 14:18, archived)

rofl

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 14:20, archived)

He does not delolt, and yet he lols.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 14:27, archived)

lmao

( $$ ✅, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 14:31, archived)

Queso.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 14:39, archived)

To quote the dandy
Guffaw
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 14:45, archived)

]0[
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 14:54, archived)

right laugh here etc

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 15:01, archived)

this is exactly why there needs to be a "best of" of /talk on the frontpage

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 15:35, archived)

Good idea, let's suggest it to our attentive ever-present mod

( broadsword w⚓, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 15:41, archived)

ting tang lolla lolla bing bang

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 4 Feb 2019, 15:41, archived)