I'm going to Lincoln on Saturday.
Anyone been? what's it loik?
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 17:30, archived)
Anyone been? what's it loik?
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 17:30, archived)
Never mind...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-47198502
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 17:35, archived)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-47198502
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 17:35, archived)
I lived there for two years
Unfortunately for the purposes of your enquiry those years were 1975-6 so I've not got anything helpful to report other than that the cathedral is at the top of one of the UK's steepest streets. It's called 'Steep Hill' I believe
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 17:49, archived)
Unfortunately for the purposes of your enquiry those years were 1975-6 so I've not got anything helpful to report other than that the cathedral is at the top of one of the UK's steepest streets. It's called 'Steep Hill' I believe
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 17:49, archived)
My brother claims to have gone mushroom picking near a 'Bell End' outside Manchester
He's an inveterate liar mind
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 22:10, archived)
He's an inveterate liar mind
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 22:10, archived)
Okay, have just read down the board. So tangles shacked up with rachel's wipe in the end?
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 17:49, archived)
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 17:49, archived)
Fucks sake
I've got a part time vacancy here which I'm trying to fill. I'm seeing quite a few applicants under 25 who have uploaded profile photos with their cvs, which look like snapchat bollocks, replete with stupid graphics and stuff. To fucking Reed.co.uk. The question I have for you trendy young people on here*, is whether that kind of shit is actually now acceptable in the workplace? Am I just an old cunt (I obviously am in general, but specifically with regard to what's appropriate in online recruitment)?
*lol
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 14:42, archived)
I've got a part time vacancy here which I'm trying to fill. I'm seeing quite a few applicants under 25 who have uploaded profile photos with their cvs, which look like snapchat bollocks, replete with stupid graphics and stuff. To fucking Reed.co.uk. The question I have for you trendy young people on here*, is whether that kind of shit is actually now acceptable in the workplace? Am I just an old cunt (I obviously am in general, but specifically with regard to what's appropriate in online recruitment)?
*lol
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 14:42, archived)
Anyone who uses a Snapchat filter on their profile picture for any intended use whatsoever
instantly marks themselves out as a wazzock in my eyes. Snapchat filter on your Facebook profile pic? Wazzock. Snapchat filter on your dating website pic(s)? Wazzock. Snapchat filter on your CV photo? SRSLY BRAH?
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 14:47, archived)
instantly marks themselves out as a wazzock in my eyes. Snapchat filter on your Facebook profile pic? Wazzock. Snapchat filter on your dating website pic(s)? Wazzock. Snapchat filter on your CV photo? SRSLY BRAH?
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 14:47, archived)
they're all fake tanned flids with two-inch thick eyebrows, pouting away like fucking fish
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 14:55, archived)
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 14:55, archived)
Ah, the famous "duck face".
Beloved of slappers and chavs the world over.
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 14:58, archived)
Beloved of slappers and chavs the world over.
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 14:58, archived)
If you can't handle them at their orangiest, you don't deserve them at their best.
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 15:07, archived)
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don't use profile pictures here
not looking for a tv presenter
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 14:51, archived)
not looking for a tv presenter
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 14:51, archived)
why would you need to be good looking to say, "here's your tv"?
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 16:54, archived)
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 16:54, archived)
Given that recruitment should generally be blind to things such as race and gender,
I'm not sure why a recruitment website even allows you to upload profile pictures.
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 14:55, archived)
I'm not sure why a recruitment website even allows you to upload profile pictures.
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 14:55, archived)
I saw plenty of applicants get rejected on the basis of their ethnic background, at my first office job.
"We won't be able to understand what he's saying!" be other such bollocks, which I really regret not speaking out against at the time.
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 15:01, archived)
"We won't be able to understand what he's saying!" be other such bollocks, which I really regret not speaking out against at the time.
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 15:01, archived)
my first job out of uni was working in an office with a Chinese woman, Nigerian and a Zimbabwean
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 15:14, archived)
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 15:14, archived)
Having returned to Kent, my job was in an office full of white people who couldn't stand the idea of sharing office space with any ethnic minorities.
We did seem to get a lot of white South Africans through the temp agency, though.
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 15:18, archived)
We did seem to get a lot of white South Africans through the temp agency, though.
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 15:18, archived)
because they're *a bunch of talentless murderers who smell like baboons?
*allegedly
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 16:07, archived)
*allegedly
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 16:07, archived)
not necessarily on the nails
mine have been confused for fakes plenty of times, people can't seem to get their heads round the idea that i can just grow my nails
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 16:09, archived)
mine have been confused for fakes plenty of times, people can't seem to get their heads round the idea that i can just grow my nails
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 16:09, archived)
i never understood why people do that
it's not as if they even taste nice
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 16:50, archived)
it's not as if they even taste nice
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 16:50, archived)
I would say wholly unprofessional.
These kids just link their facebook profile, so the picture may just be what is on there.
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 15:12, archived)
These kids just link their facebook profile, so the picture may just be what is on there.
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 15:12, archived)
Or mcbeef is just cyber-stalking all the applicants, like the creepy weirdo we all know him to be.
The alternative being that you're right and people willingly link their Facebook profiles to their job applications, which just seems like career suicide.
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 15:15, archived)
The alternative being that you're right and people willingly link their Facebook profiles to their job applications, which just seems like career suicide.
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 15:15, archived)
if they apply via the app, it's easier to register via your facebook or google profiles.
Just the way the world turns now...
That, and they're leeching your data.
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 15:21, archived)
Just the way the world turns now...
That, and they're leeching your data.
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 15:21, archived)
*looks*
*tilts head and gets closer*
*flicks ash from Marlborough light*
....we're gonna need a bigger bung
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 15:15, archived)
*tilts head and gets closer*
*flicks ash from Marlborough light*
....we're gonna need a bigger bung
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 15:15, archived)
it's perfectly acceptable, move with the times or move on, you old cunt
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 15:31, archived)
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He's just bitter that he's career as an Instagram Influencer never took off.
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 15:40, archived)
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 15:40, archived)
my wife's mum tried to add her on linkedin
how's that for 'networking'
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 16:05, archived)
how's that for 'networking'
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 16:05, archived)
Having established that I'm going to live forever, I fully intend to make the most of my time on this earth
by hanging about on this dying website.
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 16:20, archived)
by hanging about on this dying website.
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 16:20, archived)
i fucking hate linkedin
some job centre cunt put me on it, it's fucking pointless
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 16:10, archived)
some job centre cunt put me on it, it's fucking pointless
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 16:10, archived)
It's never been a shred of use to me professionally, I have to say.
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 16:20, archived)
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 16:20, archived)
Same in Herts.
Annoying, as it means my wife isn't off when our kids are.
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 7:28, archived)
Annoying, as it means my wife isn't off when our kids are.
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 7:28, archived)
Hatflied, more like
I doubt school exchanges count for much tho
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 8:12, archived)
I doubt school exchanges count for much tho
( , Mon 11 Feb 2019, 8:12, archived)
Evenin all!
Due to poor timings and drunkenness I'm about to sit down to a roast dinner.
How's everybody's Sunday going?
( , Sun 10 Feb 2019, 21:19, archived)
Due to poor timings and drunkenness I'm about to sit down to a roast dinner.
How's everybody's Sunday going?
( , Sun 10 Feb 2019, 21:19, archived)
'S alright, yeh
Watched the rugby earlier with a colleague from work, now back in the crib, making the most of Sunday evening before Monday strikes again.
( , Sun 10 Feb 2019, 21:27, archived)
Watched the rugby earlier with a colleague from work, now back in the crib, making the most of Sunday evening before Monday strikes again.
( , Sun 10 Feb 2019, 21:27, archived)
Subcommander Kaol is a Romulan serving the Romulan Republic. He serves as a liaison for the player and the allied operations in the Solanae Dyson Sphere.
( , Sun 10 Feb 2019, 22:32, archived)
my day of relaxation is being ruined
by children and mentals fighting over malt loaf
( , Sun 10 Feb 2019, 15:39, archived)
by children and mentals fighting over malt loaf
( , Sun 10 Feb 2019, 15:39, archived)
I've eaten way too much spicy food this weekend
There's trouble at t'mill
( , Sun 10 Feb 2019, 9:03, archived)
There's trouble at t'mill
( , Sun 10 Feb 2019, 9:03, archived)
Almost committed a hate crime by agreeing to my daughter getting "box braids" in her hair.
Whoops.
( , Sun 10 Feb 2019, 9:55, archived)
Whoops.
( , Sun 10 Feb 2019, 9:55, archived)
Just got up, time for a cheeky pint and some spicy noodles then off to watch the rugger.
( , Sun 10 Feb 2019, 10:34, archived)
( , Sun 10 Feb 2019, 10:34, archived)
Children today often have mobile phones, but so too do paedophiles using Text Message Slang. And because they're on edge, they dial wrong numbers, so watch out for these.
( , Sun 10 Feb 2019, 11:00, archived)
( , Sun 10 Feb 2019, 11:00, archived)
NEW SIM: New Sudoku in Metro
That means that in the window of his 1980s Austin, a paedophile has just posted personal details for nine children of every age from 1 to 9.
( , Sun 10 Feb 2019, 11:13, archived)
That means that in the window of his 1980s Austin, a paedophile has just posted personal details for nine children of every age from 1 to 9.
( , Sun 10 Feb 2019, 11:13, archived)
an excellent plan, with only two drawbacks.
1. we don't have any whisky
2. what the fuck are you talking about why would i mix vodka with whisky
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 15:11, archived)
1. we don't have any whisky
2. what the fuck are you talking about why would i mix vodka with whisky
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 15:11, archived)
this is an incorrect opinion.
although i do like a bit of cider, too.
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 15:52, archived)
although i do like a bit of cider, too.
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 15:52, archived)
I kind of want to attempt a K Cider (or Merrydown) and Super T snakebite.
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 16:43, archived)
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 16:43, archived)
oh yeah?
and are you an abstract concept mate? are you? cos if you are, i am too
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 16:42, archived)
and are you an abstract concept mate? are you? cos if you are, i am too
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 16:42, archived)
Morning.
No. 2 son has reached the age where he starts to smell a bit if he doesn't shower regularly, as I found out when he climbed into bed with me this morning. Thanks, puberty!
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 8:14, archived)
No. 2 son has reached the age where he starts to smell a bit if he doesn't shower regularly, as I found out when he climbed into bed with me this morning. Thanks, puberty!
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 8:14, archived)
My dad taught me how to wank, it's only right that I pass his technique on.
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 8:44, archived)
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he's probably been rolling around in foxes poo outside
they do that sometimes
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 8:33, archived)
they do that sometimes
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 8:33, archived)
Morning all.
I got into the liquor cabinet last night and ran amok, I can feel my brain bumping against my skull.
What's everyone doing then? Now that Albert Finney's dead?
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 9:29, archived)
I got into the liquor cabinet last night and ran amok, I can feel my brain bumping against my skull.
What's everyone doing then? Now that Albert Finney's dead?
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 9:29, archived)
Morning and ting.
I've just taken the bins in and am going to a cat bar later on. Rock the cat bar, etc.
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 9:41, archived)
I've just taken the bins in and am going to a cat bar later on. Rock the cat bar, etc.
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 9:41, archived)
It's a café where you can have a coffee and a slice of cake or whatever,
and play with the cats that live there. They have 5-6 resident cats with their own toys and cat trees and so on. It's, like, therapeutic and stuff.
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 11:19, archived)
and play with the cats that live there. They have 5-6 resident cats with their own toys and cat trees and so on. It's, like, therapeutic and stuff.
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 11:19, archived)
I love combining the stroking of cats with putting food into my mouth.
Cats that lick their own arseholes and cover their fur in fish-flavoured saliva.
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 12:42, archived)
Cats that lick their own arseholes and cover their fur in fish-flavoured saliva.
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 12:42, archived)
The scent marking on the chelsea buns was top notch. Five stars.
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 13:12, archived)
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I love dogs but the recent trend of allowing them to wander around cafe bars is a bit much.
Still less annoying than people using cafes as a free creche though.
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 13:59, archived)
Still less annoying than people using cafes as a free creche though.
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 13:59, archived)
Urgh
My work had a big party that I fucked off from around 10 when the 'rockoke' band came on. I went to the pub on the way home and ended up chatting to the DJ. Went on the piss with him and bumped into one of the bigwigs and a colleague and ended up in a gentleman's club (the kind that isn't a strippers) until about half 4.
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 13:35, archived)
My work had a big party that I fucked off from around 10 when the 'rockoke' band came on. I went to the pub on the way home and ended up chatting to the DJ. Went on the piss with him and bumped into one of the bigwigs and a colleague and ended up in a gentleman's club (the kind that isn't a strippers) until about half 4.
( , Sat 9 Feb 2019, 13:35, archived)
My mate made his fortune selling white goods.
He's a fridge magnate.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 22:55, archived)
He's a fridge magnate.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 22:55, archived)
I've been diagnosed with a rare form of amnesia which means I have no recollection of 1980s goth bands.
There's no cure.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 22:57, archived)
There's no cure.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 22:57, archived)
i tried pulling my eyelid down as far as it will go,
and then blowing my nose
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 20:19, archived)
and then blowing my nose
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 20:19, archived)
My eyelids don't go down very far
But that's because i had them glued to my face while my forehead was being drilled into
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 22:17, archived)
But that's because i had them glued to my face while my forehead was being drilled into
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 22:17, archived)
apparently a dog has done a shit on my train, a couple of carriages down.
lol
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 18:15, archived)
lol
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 18:15, archived)
I'm on a train too.
Some cunt keeps doing farts that smell of burnt peanuts.
To make matters worse it's not even me.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 18:26, archived)
Some cunt keeps doing farts that smell of burnt peanuts.
To make matters worse it's not even me.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 18:26, archived)
Wow what a load of shit
Come on you knobkin's, you can do better than this.
Oh no, hang on, no you can't.
Planning on catching up with /chat #ledge Mr Tea later following some fiery Szechuan tucker. Fiery's an odd word isn't it? It should be firey.
Fiery. Fiery...FLAVORTOWN!!!!
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 12:34, archived)
Come on you knobkin's, you can do better than this.
Oh no, hang on, no you can't.
Planning on catching up with /chat #ledge Mr Tea later following some fiery Szechuan tucker. Fiery's an odd word isn't it? It should be firey.
Fiery. Fiery...FLAVORTOWN!!!!
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 12:34, archived)
My dream night out would be a massive shoe&brew session with Danny Dyer and Guy Fieri
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 12:41, archived)
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 12:41, archived)
I'LL BE LOOKIN FOR YOUR RECTUM
IN TOILETS, NIGHTCLUBS AND DIVES
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 14:26, archived)
IN TOILETS, NIGHTCLUBS AND DIVES
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 14:26, archived)
Ever chewed raw Szechuan pepper on its own?
It's like your mouth is tripping out while the rest of you is wondering what the fuck is going on.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 12:57, archived)
It's like your mouth is tripping out while the rest of you is wondering what the fuck is going on.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 12:57, archived)
Seest thou yon dreary Plain, forlorn and wilde,
The seat of desolation, voyd of light,
Save what the glimmering of these livid flames
Casts pale and dreadful? Thither let us tend
From off the tossing of these fiery waves.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 13:04, archived)
The seat of desolation, voyd of light,
Save what the glimmering of these livid flames
Casts pale and dreadful? Thither let us tend
From off the tossing of these fiery waves.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 13:04, archived)
yes m8, what a morbund web forum needs to thrive is the banning of popular and 'well rofl' posters.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 14:13, archived)
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 14:13, archived)
Yeah you being a cunt has certainly improved this place to the point nobody wants to post in your shadow
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 14:22, archived)
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The fact that it only cost £30 should tell you how small it is
She still whinged like a bitch
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 15:57, archived)
She still whinged like a bitch
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 15:57, archived)
My sister's name
She's terrified of needles and my nephew filmed her swearing at the tattooist
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 15:55, archived)
She's terrified of needles and my nephew filmed her swearing at the tattooist
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 15:55, archived)
oh man this place looks fucking awesome
www.thesichuan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/The-Sichuan-2017-Menu.pdf
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 15:43, archived)
www.thesichuan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/The-Sichuan-2017-Menu.pdf
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 15:43, archived)
Prawn cocktail, please.
Gammon with a slice of pineapple for me main, and a slice of black forest gateaux for afters.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 16:01, archived)
Gammon with a slice of pineapple for me main, and a slice of black forest gateaux for afters.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 16:01, archived)
Aw man, pig's kidney with cucumber and fungus!
Ants climbing up a tree!
Translationlolz aside, though, that does look fukken incredible.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 16:03, archived)
Ants climbing up a tree!
Translationlolz aside, though, that does look fukken incredible.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 16:03, archived)
"Also offering top quality Karaoke systems with most up to date Chinese and English songs"
I think we've found where you can take Danny and Guy.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 16:14, archived)
I think we've found where you can take Danny and Guy.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 16:14, archived)
Go to pub (do do do do do do)!
Go to pub (do do do do)!
Go to pub (do do do do do do)!
Go to pub!
Drink in pub (do do do do do do)!
Drink in pub (do do do do)!
Drink in pub (do do do do do do)!
Drink in pub!
Stager home (do do do do do do)!
Stagger home (do do do do)!
Stagger home(do do do do do do)!
Stagger home!
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 10:09, archived)
Go to pub (do do do do)!
Go to pub (do do do do do do)!
Go to pub!
Drink in pub (do do do do do do)!
Drink in pub (do do do do)!
Drink in pub (do do do do do do)!
Drink in pub!
Stager home (do do do do do do)!
Stagger home (do do do do)!
Stagger home(do do do do do do)!
Stagger home!
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 10:09, archived)
Morning all.
The weather is rubbish. Time for hibernation and films, and soup.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 10:21, archived)
The weather is rubbish. Time for hibernation and films, and soup.
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 10:21, archived)
What up bruv.
I've been coughing my guts up and leaking various fluids all week. How are you?
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 10:30, archived)
I've been coughing my guts up and leaking various fluids all week. How are you?
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 10:30, archived)
i'm ok ta, on the lookout for the next hilarious beeter catchphrase, u no me m8 lol
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 10:36, archived)
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 10:36, archived)
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( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 8:26, archived)
Some of these are nice, I don't know much about this sort of thing tho
onlineonly.christies.com/s/deep-impact-martian-lunar-other-rare-meteorites/desert-glass-asteroid-impact-earth-39/67005
( , Fri 8 Feb 2019, 9:37, archived)
onlineonly.christies.com/s/deep-impact-martian-lunar-other-rare-meteorites/desert-glass-asteroid-impact-earth-39/67005
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