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Morning campers

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 7:22, archived)
El Presidenté!
*salutes*
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 7:47, archived)
Good man
HAve an Order of Lenin and some beetroot
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 7:59, archived)
Fuck off

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 8:08, archived)
if you just talk the talk but don't wank the wank, something's wrong with you

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 8:15, archived)
Give me a minute

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 8:19, archived)
Bug powder dust an' mugwump jism
Morning, I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 8:22, archived)
I have that 12"

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 8:47, archived)
you wish you had 1.2"

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 8:52, archived)
7 inch pink vinyl

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 10:05, archived)
5 inch flexi

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 10:48, archived)
time to do our william tell routine

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 15:47, archived)
ARSEHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 8:53, archived)
The word "awardee" sounds like something made up by a child

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 12:22, archived)
I have never heard or seen that word used in my life.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 12:25, archived)
You know where you.heard it firstlyamemto

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 12:32, archived)
"awardoo" is the look of surprise on the face of someone who expected to win,
and was already halfway out of their chair to deliver their acceptance speech, when someone else's name was read out
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 12:49, archived)
awardoh!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 15:48, archived)
Long-overdue, afternoon-verging-on-evening thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 16:29, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 16:53, archived)
Piss off

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 17:18, archived)
Fuck you Hayers!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 17:25, archived)
Damn you, Tea!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 17:34, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8350955
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 18:16, archived)
Your lot all look the same

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 18:19, archived)
None of mine say monger

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 18:56, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8330130
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 19:13, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8350947
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 19:51, archived)
Bit rude.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 17:49, archived)
NOT SORRY.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 17:56, archived)
I'm very much enjoying this fifa world cup Qatar 2022

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 19:22, archived)
blame Canada!
thanks Terence and Philip
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 19:51, archived)
I like the bit where they fart on each other a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 19:55, archived)
so true

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 20:01, archived)
Canadians, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 20:11, archived)
My fiancée used to babysit one of the Canadian players.
He's as Canadian as haggis and the Gay Gordons.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 21:40, archived)
I had no idea haggis was Canadian

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 22:04, archived)
Yes, that was my point.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 6:30, archived)
unless your joke was that Gay Gordons is Canadian,
in which case STOP USING HIS NAME
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 6:31, archived)
So your point was that I had no idea haggis was Canadian, but I'm gay and I'm Gordon? Well you're wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 28 Nov 2022, 12:24, archived)
I liked the bit where Budweiser got screwed

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 19:52, archived)
I enjoyed getting 4 bottles of bud and two pizzas from the co-op

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 19:57, archived)
Good choice of supermarket

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 20:28, archived)
They're still happily selling canned piss pretty much everywhere else though
I've seen people at football games seemingly completely smashed on the stuff, maybe they're banging it into a vein
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 19:59, archived)
High on life

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 20:12, archived)
...and half a can of Bud injected into the veins in the back of the eye

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 20:16, archived)
I'd pay to watch that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 20:27, archived)
You couldn't look away.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 20:57, archived)
Lol Budhurt

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 20:23, archived)
Why isn't it the Queen Of Beers?
Typical patriarchy
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 20:29, archived)
Stella

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 20:32, archived)
If you lived in Stella Street, here are the wives that you could beat

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 20:46, archived)
McQueef of Beers

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 20:47, archived)
This country could save a fortune if Charles and William would just agree to be queens

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 21:00, archived)
Zir Majesty the Monarch, sorted

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 21:02, archived)
Someone tried to give me alcohol free Budweiser today.
I wanted to glass them.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 22:07, archived)
Bit ungrateful, they probably spent good money on that bottle of coloured water

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 22:39, archived)
It was my mother

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 23:02, archived)
Hopefully would have got you at least 6 months of incarcerated gang rape

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 22:48, archived)
I can get that any time I want you fool.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 23:02, archived)
morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 7:55, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 8:18, archived)
MORNING!!!!!

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 8:57, archived)
sundayning

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 8:59, archived)
Hello Scottish person

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 9:07, archived)
off to church
get involved
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 9:49, archived)
Of the Poison Mind?

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 11:14, archived)
Charlotte

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 12:18, archived)
Cor!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 12:51, archived)
With her web?
Bit weird m8
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 14:09, archived)
That's not a web

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 15:16, archived)
Buttsucker

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 10:21, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8350962
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 13:20, archived)
I'm supposed to be out for a work do
But I have a possibly broken finger.

What have you possibly broken?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 20:14, archived)
Too many hearts, in the world

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 20:31, archived)

How old is Jason Donovan now?
Is Jason Donovan still married?
How tall is Jason Donovan?
How many heartbreaks does a person experience?
When was too many broken hearts released?
Did Jason and Kylie break up?
Did Jason Donovan lose his hair?
How much is Kylie Minogue worth?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 20:35, archived)
Yes to all

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 20:46, archived)
I think we should be there for one another
After all
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 21:05, archived)
Kylie Minogue's ass and feet

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 21:36, archived)
You broke them?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 22:13, archived)
In a RV

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 22:16, archived)
I spunked on them

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 22:20, archived)
In a RV?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 22:20, archived)
In AN RV
You illiterate baboon
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 22:24, archived)
So he spunked on Kylie's ass and feet in an RV with an illiterate baboon?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:39, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:45, archived)
arsebaboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:49, archived)
This post sounds like something that might be read out in a future court case.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 10:47, archived)
So does your mum

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 19:53, archived)
A broken finger is stopping you from getting on the pop and the Lemo???
Fuck me
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 21:33, archived)
"getting on the pop and the Lemo???"

Fuck me
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 21:36, archived)
Alright PRICKly cunt.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 22:30, archived)
i have these things at home

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 21:43, archived)
Aslo, knowing my work colleagues
The status of my finger will provoke vigorous handshakes, pull her finger scenarios, and general bodily malices against my person
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 21:46, archived)
I don't know how I coped before google

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 21:53, archived)
You probably didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 21:53, archived)
Are you sure you are alright typing?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 22:30, archived)
I wouldn't mind some help
Not from you, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:11, archived)
Cheer up, it's possibly not broken.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 21:54, archived)
Could it possibly stop hurting for twenty minutes?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 21:55, archived)
I'll chop it off and Toucan will reattach it
In the intervening time you also get morphine.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 22:18, archived)
I would like much more phine.
I want it all. And I want it now.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 22:28, archived)
In a IV?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 22:56, archived)
Pffft!
You glorious monger
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:05, archived)
This is a hell of a coincidence. I'm enjoying some morphine right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 7:54, archived)
Very possibly but that's possibly a bad sign.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 22:19, archived)
Like eating fruit and vegetables is a sign of madness?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 22:26, archived)
I'm a madnesserian

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 22:43, archived)
Shut Up.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:13, archived)
Touché or summat

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:21, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:24, archived)
Double deep fried BOLLOCKS in a toss sauce

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:29, archived)
No returns

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:29, archived)
Excuse me
I'd like to return my Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:31, archived)
Your mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt bollocks?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:38, archived)
Oh I'm terribly sorry for troubling you
I think I actually returned them already. Here's Β£20 for the inconvenience. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:46, archived)
Here's 11p

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 23:55, archived)
The owners of this wholesome family forum will get fined if they allow posts telling racists to kill themselves
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63768496
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 0:11, archived)
what about avocado farmers?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 0:28, archived)
They should kill themselves twice.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 0:31, archived)
I hope brb sees this and realizes how divisive his rhetoric is

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 0:49, archived)
Hola smeg-head's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 15:43, archived)
Hi QR lol

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 15:44, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 15:45, archived)
Mrs is away, plan is to record a mix
Mind you, best laid glans and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 15:47, archived)
Get on it, 2 hours of mid 00s tech house, breakbeat and future garage please

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 15:49, archived)
no fucking way meit!
jungle and dnb 1991-1995
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 16:12, archived)
Metalheadz rollers all night long

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 16:24, archived)
Gabber, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 16:27, archived)
Fuck no

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 16:35, archived)
alright, "Tony Eurodance"

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 16:56, archived)
Put a bangin donk on it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 17:48, archived)

Netsky Essential Mix
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 21:04, archived)
Put it this way, if you don't drop Physical 2000 by Peter Dildo then it's a waste of time

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 15:52, archived)
Oh ok

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 16:03, archived)
A fly on the wall would be disgusted by all

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 19:43, archived)
Battle physically, conquer mentally

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sun 27 Nov 2022, 8:39, archived)
morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 8:48, archived)
mirnong

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 9:05, archived)
morninh

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 9:08, archived)
Lolpops

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 9:30, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 9:07, archived)
Aye it is

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 9:08, archived)
I believe the argument sketch is on /links

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 9:28, archived)
/links via the missus introduced me to beeta

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 9:31, archived)
A work colleague showed me this
b3ta.com/board/4466861
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 11:29, archived)
most of those people are either dead, forgot about their b3tadays or carn't be arsed to post anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 12:01, archived)

Gone off to join the Huddle
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 12:15, archived)
The wonderful huddle of limbs

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 12:19, archived)
Cowabunga carapace

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 12:23, archived)
Loved that game

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 13:35, archived)
You know, I have absolutely no idea how I found out about this place.
I remember lurking in the image challenge pages for months, and couldn't work out how people posted things until I discovered /board.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 18:05, archived)
Crivens and help ma boab it is

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 9:29, archived)
Ok then
Foreigner
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 9:28, archived)

Good bastard freezing morning
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 7:53, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 21:31, archived)
0:0, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 21:38, archived)
BOLLOCKS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 21:38, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 21:38, archived)
Half-time England 0 USA 0
90 minute predictions here you bunch of incels.

I am going 2-0 England
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 19:57, archived)
Anal.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 20:14, archived)
Everyone will die

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 20:29, archived)
This is historical fact

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 20:54, archived)
Not if you're multibillionaire transhumamist vampire Peter Thiel.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 20:56, archived)
MMMMNNNGH I AM A GAY TRANSHUMAMIST WHO LIKES IT UP THE BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY TRANSHUMAMISTS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 21:12, archived)
Something I've never told anyone here
is that I'm Ray Kurzweil.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 0:01, archived)
Well doesn't that make you a massive cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 0:16, archived)
In my defence it's not something I've ever gone out of my way to deny.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 0:17, archived)
Somebody will kick a ball

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 20:33, archived)
A bold prediction

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 0:00, archived)
Shove a trifle up your cock and shit out the custard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 20:51, archived)
I can't tell you how much I admire this flawless piece of craftsmanship

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 23:34, archived)
Seriously though wouldn't b3ta be a lot funnier if popular talk posts had a little place on the fp, just like the entirely reasonable links board does

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 23:42, archived)
Splendid work

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 8:13, archived)
^ next newsletter tagline right here.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Nov 2022, 21:55, archived)
3/7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-63726935
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 17:23, archived)
1/15 gnome with a hardon

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 17:35, archived)
Srsly check for dwarfs it can't always be a gnome

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 18:03, archived)
I gnome

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 20:54, archived)
2/7
I'm a foreigner :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 18:02, archived)
5/7
Best performance yet.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 18:17, archived)
5/7 three correct guesses

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 18:42, archived)
I'm not doing that
It would take up valuable forum banter time
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 18:53, archived)
pushing that arseboon dilbaro down the board

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 14:06, archived)
arseboon dilbaro?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 14:25, archived)
you rang?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 14:35, archived)
alright, "Lurch"

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 14:41, archived)
alright uncle fister

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 14:55, archived)
shut your fucking face uncle fister

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 15:39, archived)
Are you real?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 16:24, archived)
pumaha

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 17:12, archived)
mofauxha

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 23:24, archived)
No, I'm pretty sure it's one of mine.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 17:13, archived)
WRONG ACCOUNT

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 23:17, archived)
Great arseboon bantero

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 15:43, archived)
PUSHING THAT SHITHOLE-LIVING PRICK DOWN THE BOARD

(BouGPT, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 11:54, archived)
this is the sort of Great Forum Banter b3ta is famous for

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 11:59, archived)
Poor Wales :(

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 12:02, archived)
Better team won

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 12:06, archived)

When England beat Iran 6-2, Welsh fans said:
"It's only Iran"
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 13:05, archived)
Nye Bevan, Neil Kinnock, Tom Jones, John Cale, Dylan Thomas, Shirley Bassey.... your boys took a hell of a beating

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 13:41, archived)
Iran 4 lyf

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 12:31, archived)
I ran for love

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 12:32, archived)
(So far away)

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 13:06, archived)
I'm offended
And as a woman i'm taking this personally, out of context and assuming it's the patriarchy.

Pure messageboard sexism and i'll be speaking to HR.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 12:04, archived)
HR stands for: Hi Rob!
the correct method of address for our Ginger Fuhrer
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 13:03, archived)
#intimidating #unwelcoming

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 13:08, archived)
Do you live in my street?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 13:14, archived)
No we don't want the toilet cam videos you piss fetishist

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 13:42, archived)
from Bad Brains?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 16:57, archived)
No, the Swiss weirdo.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 17:14, archived)
The Kanye West Wing
Ye/N
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 12:28, archived)
How come every other rapper gets shot dead but he just keeps on living?
The Jews need to try harder.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 12:33, archived)
How long before Trump has him assassinated, brags about it on twitter
and gets away with it
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 12:46, archived)
When you can sic every gun-totin' patriot in the country on the legal institution of your choosing, they let you do it

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 12:58, archived)
You can kill anything

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 12:59, archived)
If it bleeds, we can kill it.

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 13:11, archived)
Thats you back on Father Christmas's nice list then

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 13:02, archived)
Some of my neighbours are currently fighting in the street
Now, i'm totally okay if cavemen want to beat each other to a pulp, but its so noisy and it's not good for the young kids at the nursery down the street.

Won't somebody think of the children?
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 10:36, archived)
you must live in a proper shithole, just sayin

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 10:49, archived)
Its one of those areas where the street i live on is fine,
but the adjoining street is not gentrified yet and so there are old skool people still in there with their old skool ways.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 10:52, archived)
so it's a shithole then, thanks for confirming

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 10:55, archived)
Its only 10% shithole
but today is the 10% day
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 11:11, archived)
10% shithole is still a shithole
sux 2 b u lol
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 11:18, archived)
Fuck you, Tony.
And i mean that sincerely.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 11:33, archived)
Are you still transcribing the street fight?
I hope so.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 11:35, archived)
I did video a bit,
but i'm not giving Radio 5 style commentary.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 11:38, archived)
I meant "Fuck You, Tony. And I mean that sincerely."

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 11:39, archived)
No, i was just calling Hayers a cunt.

I'm sure you would have done the same.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 11:42, archived)
bit harsh, compy

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 11:43, archived)
I see.
I apologise for deliberately misinterpreting your post for comedic effect on a comedy website.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 11:45, archived)
:(
It's my comedy failure. I'll write to the PM advising my resignation.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 11:52, archived)
Not necessarily, I mean they might get some useful fighting tips by watching.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 10:52, archived)
"Thats what we call an uppercut children"
"Can you say 'um gunna fuckkin kill ye, ya bam' kids?"
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 10:54, archived)
Classic Glasgow!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 10:55, archived)
When I had the boozer, if it kicked off I just let them get on with it.
Anything got broken, I threatened to give Old Bill CCTV unless they paid up in cash and a bit extra for me.
I'm a lover not a fighter :)
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 11:19, archived)

lover grass
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 11:25, archived)
What was your markup?
Given the circumstances i'd be looking at 150%
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 11:39, archived)
so you ran a pub in a shithole, gotcha

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 11:44, archived)
You're obsessed with shitholes in the same way Swagatha Christie is obsessed with minorities, jussayin'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 11:46, archived)
Guilty as charged.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 11:53, archived)
stupid sexy shitholes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 12:41, archived)
morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 7:18, archived)
old eddie hitler, running down the track
burning things and seeing birds
in his anorak
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 7:28, archived)
Wee Willy Winkie is there in solidarity

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 7:36, archived)
And indeed in physical form too

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 7:59, archived)
Hello matey

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 7:35, archived)
Fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 8:01, archived)
I will gaz you an Advent Calendar
To make you a better person
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 8:06, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 7:46, archived)
Morning Dozer.
What do you have planned this Friday?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 8:05, archived)

He will be downblousing like a chimp on whizz before it is illegal
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 8:07, archived)
Just work 2day lol

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 8:10, archived)
Friday is my admin day innit

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 8:53, archived)
Alright iddi

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 8:57, archived)
alright

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 9:01, archived)
Pushing that prick down the board

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 22:29, archived)
They all look the same to me,
I assume it's at least 2 or 3 people behind all these accounts, but their characterisation leaves a lot to be desired. It all comes across like one tedious nonentity with a hundred sockpuppets.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 22:39, archived)
You, mongy and Smash are the only ones I can be certain are separate, real people

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 22:54, archived)
What about 'arseboon dilbaro'?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 23:04, archived)
The real Arseboon Dilbaro or arseboon dilbaro?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 23:09, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 23:10, archived)
Fuck you, Hayers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 23:11, archived)
Alright baldmonkey

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 23:30, archived)
I saw him set fire to a railway sleeper once, old Eddie Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 23:39, archived)
Bit offended here, I'm very clearly a lone voice crying out in the wilderness

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 13:44, archived)
I have a strong suspicion that you might be real
But no proof
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 13:53, archived)
Are you depressed? Maybe I can help you
become more depressed.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 19:17, archived)
What about if I'm not depressed? What then? Eh? Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 19:25, archived)
Then I can also help you
stop deluding yourself
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 19:46, archived)
the art director on Clint Eastwood western classic High Plains Drifter was Henry Bumstead
tl;dr yes
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 19:56, archived)
Probably dead now
Clint isn't far off
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 21:33, archived)
Oh I was, but then a friendly passerby helped by bellowing CHEER UP MATE IT MIGHT NEVER HAPPEN

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 20:00, archived)
That was queef richard's m8

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 20:03, archived)
Then you met Queef Richard?
You may have a free hug you poor sod. Not with me, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 20:12, archived)
This Lad conquered mental illness in seconds. Psychiatrists hate him!

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 20:14, archived)
Of course they do. Everyone hates him.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 20:16, archived)
Chris Richard

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 20:17, archived)
Chris Peacock

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 20:18, archived)
Better than Peacock Chris
certainly if you're Chris,
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 20:19, archived)
Cliff

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 13:41, archived)
yes.
lol comedy forum
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 20:56, archived)
I'm considering killing myslef in my sleep
So I don't have to work tomorrow.

Do you hate your job? What is your job? Are you a jobsworth.

Are you worth your job or did you just luck your way in there by having a lovely face?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:03, archived)
My fantastic arse got me where I am today

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:04, archived)
Fucked beyond all recognition?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:05, archived)
It's very recognisable, due to its sound and aroma

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:06, archived)
Which one are you referring tro, Worzel Cummidge?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:09, archived)
dmedff

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:11, archived)

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b3ta.com user Cheers
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(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:15, archived)
lol member

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:31, archived)
You made me dun a larf you silly sausage

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:32, archived)
Ok cool. I'm temping at a motorbike repairer, not my dream job but it's ok

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:19, archived)
Do you do dealk with spanners and tough nuts?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:21, archived)
Just pull a sickie
Despite what that miserable git Dylan says death IS the end
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:20, archived)
In all honesty I'm looking to pull someone that's fairly healthy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:22, archived)
Yes I do have to phone customers ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:26, archived)
Well I posted that in the wrong place

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:26, archived)
WRONG APPLACE!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:27, archived)
Yes, I am a fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:29, archived)
Well I think you're lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:30, archived)
I SAID I THINK YOU'RE LOVELY
YOU COULD AT LEAST ACT A BIT COY AND BASHFUL AND TELL ME HOW YOUR NOSE IS ACTUALLY A BIT CROOKED EVER SINCE YOU TRIED TO PICK A COCAINE BOGEY OUT OF IT WITH A HAMMER WHEN YOU WERE AT A FRIEND'S TEENAGE BIRTHDAY PARTY YOU TWATWEASEL
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:37, archived)
You absolute cretin

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:58, archived)
fUCKOFF bOLLOCKS

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:59, archived)
calm down spanf

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 25 Nov 2022, 13:43, archived)
I've had a drink!
Tell me to go home because I'm drunk and ruinging everyone's time.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 17:08, archived)
ruinging

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 17:18, archived)
Oh shove off. Which spelling bee did you get runner up prize in you acidic twerp.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 17:25, archived)
The monster munch spelling olympics

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 17:32, archived)
Honestly? trying to spell Archaeopteryx
Whilst being chased by a t-rex with a massive erection over hurdles is fuckign tough.

Like his penis. Third place on the podium? Get fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 17:38, archived)
Top level pissed-up bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 17:41, archived)
Pissoff
Also: Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 17:47, archived)
Cheers.
(ps)
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 17:28, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 17:32, archived)
When we're all old
Will life still be as shit as it is now, do you think Putin will be launching laser pedos at children from his moon base? I hope not.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 17:41, archived)
Pfft. You said moon.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 17:41, archived)
We're doing moon things at the moment
HAVEN'T YOU READ THE SCIENTIFIC SPACE PAPERS?

not the ones with the tits, the broadsheet space paperss.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 17:46, archived)
TY for the idea

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:22, archived)
I want money
You can't have ideas without giving me money
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 18:25, archived)
CAMEL KNOBBERS ONLY THREAD

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 12:26, archived)
Hello, I am posting on b3ta to inform everyone of my non-camel-knobbing status. Thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 12:34, archived)
nobody believes you mate

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 12:45, archived)
Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt the secret to waking up pretty, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 17:57, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 12:43, archived)
hiya

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 12:45, archived)
How many camels do you have to knob to be a camel knobber?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 12:48, archived)
you see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it's the best dock in town.
But do they call me 'Tony Hayers the dock builder'? No! And you see that bridge over there? I built it. Took me two months, through rain, sleet, and scorching weather, but do they call me Tony Hayers the bridge builder? No! And you see that pier over there? I built it, and it's the best pier in the country. Do they call me Tony Hayers the pier builder? No!

But you knob one camel...
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 12:57, archived)
wers darude stuf

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 12:54, archived)
Like and subscribe for more mirage puns

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 13:52, archived)
I'm not a camel knobber, I'm a camel knobbers son

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword wβš“, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 13:25, archived)
Your mothers really gonna get the hump about this post m8

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 13:49, archived)
You're only knobbing camels because camel knobbing's fun

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 14:04, archived)
Morning.
I have to pick up a parcel from the post office, which is apparently a shop called "PriceKracker". Has anything made you start considering a killing spree recently?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 7:02, archived)
morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 7:32, archived)
Fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 8:08, archived)
The M60 yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 8:07, archived)

rambo.fandom.com/wiki/M60
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 8:24, archived)
The music they play at my gym

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 8:31, archived)
Fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 8:36, archived)
If it's not the Benny Hill music, you need a new gym.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 8:47, archived)
+uri

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 8:54, archived)
^ bender

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 8:57, archived)
"guriym"?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 10:13, archived)
^ don't like it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 11:06, archived)
Yes.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 11:06, archived)
Ask them to loop 'Breaking the Law' and Come on Eileen'
The 2 greatest tracks ever
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 9:00, archived)
TRUE STORY
I once got threatened with violence because I put Ring of Fire on the jukebox.

This was in a pub where there are 'house rules' when you play pool.
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 9:24, archived)
That was my juicer m8
What were the house rules?
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 9:34, archived)
fuck knows, you know, two shots don't carry, nominate a pocket for the black etc

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 9:35, archived)
*klaxon*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 9:42, archived)
be right back!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 9:54, archived)
Standard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 9:46, archived)
also that really stupid one where you have to pot the black by coming off a cushion first

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 9:55, archived)
Pink or brown first?

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 10:02, archived)
er, it was pool, not snooker

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 10:05, archived)
b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 8:34, archived)
Fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 8:36, archived)
start with /links please, society will thank you.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 8:47, archived)
Does it contain sex 'toys'

(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 8:58, archived)
Man I want one of them
If only to freak out the dog
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 9:05, archived)
He will soon be with you - cuddle him!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 9:05, archived)
I feel dirty
In a good way
(DazSampson riding along on Jeremy Vine's penny farthing, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 9:32, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 11:20, archived)
Might start off a facebook chain letter-style status update
Reposting, don't know if genuine but best to be safe xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 11:25, archived)
A delivery guy knocking at 8:00am to deliver a parcel for the brass/OF girl next door.
I was in the middle of morning wank time.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 12:11, archived)
walmart I guess
and schools
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 24 Nov 2022, 12:19, archived)

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