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B3ta newsletter 965, out now
"What's white and goes 'ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit'? A SOUTH-AFRICAN CHAS & DAVE COVERS BAND"
* BOOMER DEATH WATCH - interesting if a bit mean
* BOND CHALLENGE - lovely Photoshop results
* WEIRD FOREHEADS - cropped by the Guardian
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"What's white and goes 'ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit'? A SOUTH-AFRICAN CHAS & DAVE COVERS BAND"
* BOOMER DEATH WATCH - interesting if a bit mean
* BOND CHALLENGE - lovely Photoshop results
* WEIRD FOREHEADS - cropped by the Guardian
Read newsletter 965
published by rob on 18th Oct at 9pm
Trio per Uno
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Bambabambababababambabambabambababababam.
Great, but best wait until you've got rid of the hangover.
Great, but best wait until you've got rid of the hangover.
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linked to by evil_andy on 18th Oct at 9pm
More Educational Posters for Hospitals
Rob reminds us "we once did a great challenge fucking with health posters you'd see in hospitals etc, given that was 15 years ago, maybe there's some new posters to fuck with". Let's find out!
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Rob reminds us "we once did a great challenge fucking with health posters you'd see in hospitals etc, given that was 15 years ago, maybe there's some new posters to fuck with". Let's find out!
See all 25 images (open)
set by monkeon on 17th Oct at 12pm
B3ta newsletter 964, out now
"Open this newsletter and win the URL lottery"
* SITE - Can you beat the 1% battery challenge?
* CHALLENGE - Ruin a James Bond poster
* BOOK - 99p Fesshole kindle book offer
Read newsletter 964
"Open this newsletter and win the URL lottery"
* SITE - Can you beat the 1% battery challenge?
* CHALLENGE - Ruin a James Bond poster
* BOOK - 99p Fesshole kindle book offer
Read newsletter 964
published by rob on 12th Oct at 11pm
Ruin A Bond Poster
Amazon thought it would be a good idea to remove the guns from their Bond artwork, which went as well as you'd expect. Let's join in the fun and ruin all the Bond posters.
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Amazon thought it would be a good idea to remove the guns from their Bond artwork, which went as well as you'd expect. Let's join in the fun and ruin all the Bond posters.
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set by monkeon on 10th Oct at 12pm
B3ta newsletter 963, out now
"A smidgen of pigeon is just enough to give your kids a treat, full of feathery goodness, and a bit of beak"
* BUMPER ISSUE - Cassette Boy, Weebl & Matt Round
* TEXT ADVENTURE GAME - Can you strangle a horse?
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - let's make pop music 'spooky'
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"A smidgen of pigeon is just enough to give your kids a treat, full of feathery goodness, and a bit of beak"
* BUMPER ISSUE - Cassette Boy, Weebl & Matt Round
* TEXT ADVENTURE GAME - Can you strangle a horse?
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - let's make pop music 'spooky'
Read newsletter 963
published by rob on 3rd Oct at 5pm
Spooky Pop
It's spooky season, but which graveyard smash is going to get that coveted Halloween number one? Let's spookify the world of pop music. Suggested by HappyToast.
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It's spooky season, but which graveyard smash is going to get that coveted Halloween number one? Let's spookify the world of pop music. Suggested by HappyToast.
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set by monkeon on 2nd Oct at 7pm
B3ta newsletter 962, out now
"ASDA was named after its founders: Agnetha, Senny, Djörn & Anni-Frid"
* PIGEON SONG - Yes, a song, about pigeons
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Happy B-day Mario
* 90s GIFS - Would it be B3ta without them?
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"ASDA was named after its founders: Agnetha, Senny, Djörn & Anni-Frid"
* PIGEON SONG - Yes, a song, about pigeons
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Happy B-day Mario
* 90s GIFS - Would it be B3ta without them?
Read newsletter 962
published by rob on 26th Sep at 5pm
MAGA TV
Disney and Paramount have recently caved in to Trump's demands over what they should be broadcasting. Show us how TV would be if it was all made for (or starring) our beloved MAGA gang.
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Disney and Paramount have recently caved in to Trump's demands over what they should be broadcasting. Show us how TV would be if it was all made for (or starring) our beloved MAGA gang.
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set by monkeon on 25th Sep at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 961, out now
"A hill I'll die on is Muswell Hill, just after I've climbed up it, to buy cakes from the nice cake shop Dunns"
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Most popular one in yonks
* SHED OF THE YEAR - We have a winner
* GAME - Are you sure you're not a robot?
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"A hill I'll die on is Muswell Hill, just after I've climbed up it, to buy cakes from the nice cake shop Dunns"
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Most popular one in yonks
* SHED OF THE YEAR - We have a winner
* GAME - Are you sure you're not a robot?
Read newsletter 961
published by rob on 22nd Sep at 10pm
Happy Birthday Mario
Everyone's favourite Italian plumber turned 40 this week, so let's plug Mario Paint into our SNES and make some pictures to celebrate Mario and the Mushroom Kingdom gang.
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Everyone's favourite Italian plumber turned 40 this week, so let's plug Mario Paint into our SNES and make some pictures to celebrate Mario and the Mushroom Kingdom gang.
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set by monkeon on 17th Sep at 9pm
B3ta newsletter 960, out now
"MySpace Tom doesn't call for *anything*, as he's a chill guy taking nature photos"
* RELOAD CLICKER - Can you hammer a million F5s?
* CYRIAK - Now making videos for Adam Buxton
* NEW CHALLENGE - Kids TV at the movies
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"MySpace Tom doesn't call for *anything*, as he's a chill guy taking nature photos"
* RELOAD CLICKER - Can you hammer a million F5s?
* CYRIAK - Now making videos for Adam Buxton
* NEW CHALLENGE - Kids TV at the movies
Read newsletter 960
published by rob on 14th Sep at 10pm
Children's TV At The Movies
They're making a film of Bagpuss, which everyone of b3ta age is hoping they don't mess up. Let's show them how it should be done by taking the saggy old cloth cat and other childhood favourites and putting them in the movies. Suggested by Simon Pegg (not that one).
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They're making a film of Bagpuss, which everyone of b3ta age is hoping they don't mess up. Let's show them how it should be done by taking the saggy old cloth cat and other childhood favourites and putting them in the movies. Suggested by Simon Pegg (not that one).
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set by monkeon on 10th Sep at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 959, out now
"I'd give it 5 mins if I was you. I was defecting to Reform in there"
* INTERNET ART - The image challenge you want
* MONKEON - He advises you on what TV to watch
* HAPPY TOAST - Makes pop video for pop star
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"I'd give it 5 mins if I was you. I was defecting to Reform in there"
* INTERNET ART - The image challenge you want
* MONKEON - He advises you on what TV to watch
* HAPPY TOAST - Makes pop video for pop star
Read newsletter 959
published by rob on 6th Sep at 7pm
Internet Art
We love the web, obviously, but we also love art. So this week, fire up Yahoo! Graffiti and combine internet ephemera with classic works of art.
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We love the web, obviously, but we also love art. So this week, fire up Yahoo! Graffiti and combine internet ephemera with classic works of art.
See all 119 images (open)
set by monkeon on 2nd Sep at 9pm
B3ta newsletter 958, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT HANGS ENGLAND FLAGS ON YOUR VPN FOR A PATRIOTIC WANK IN 'BELGIUM'"
* CHALLENGE - Sci-fi food is popular and good
* CLOCK - tell the time using Pong
* ACTUALLY OK HEADLINES QUIZ - if you can be arsed
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"THE NEWSLETTER THAT HANGS ENGLAND FLAGS ON YOUR VPN FOR A PATRIOTIC WANK IN 'BELGIUM'"
* CHALLENGE - Sci-fi food is popular and good
* CLOCK - tell the time using Pong
* ACTUALLY OK HEADLINES QUIZ - if you can be arsed
Read newsletter 958
published by rob on 29th Aug at 7pm
Sci-Fi Food
Show us the future of food, or just Photoshop a carrot into Star Wars. This week, we're mashing up sci-fi and grub.
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Show us the future of food, or just Photoshop a carrot into Star Wars. This week, we're mashing up sci-fi and grub.
See all 136 images (open)
set by monkeon on 24th Aug at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 957, out now
"BRITAIN'S OLDEST NEWSLETTER CELEBRATES STANDING UP WITHOUT GROANING"
* CRAP NOVELTY SONGS - Play them like MTV
* PROCRASTINATE - with random website generator
* CHALLENGE - Cartoon characters go on holiday
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"BRITAIN'S OLDEST NEWSLETTER CELEBRATES STANDING UP WITHOUT GROANING"
* CRAP NOVELTY SONGS - Play them like MTV
* PROCRASTINATE - with random website generator
* CHALLENGE - Cartoon characters go on holiday
Read newsletter 957
published by rob on 22nd Aug at 5pm
Join the finest internet newsletter in the land. Cool web stuff to your inbox every Friday. No spam. No gristle.
- * BOOMER DEATH WATCH - INTERESTING IF A BIT MEAN
- * BOND CHALLENGE - LOVELY PHOTOSHOP RESULTS
- * WEIRD FOREHEADS - CROPPED BY THE GUARDIAN
More Educational Posters for Hospitals
Rob reminds us "we once did a great challenge fucking with health posters you'd see in hospitals etc, given that was 15 years ago, maybe there's some new posters to fuck with". Let's find out!
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
B3ta Gift Guide
Still stuck for gift ideas? Why not give a loved one a a special b3ta moment...
Wes Cherry
If there were any justice he'd be richer than God, but he's not. Meet Wes Cherry, creator of Solitaire for Microsoft Windows, the most popular computer game in history. Probably.
