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Compo in real life (1991)
OK. Not 'shopped.
This was from back when I was a student at Bristol Poly (now UWE).
Me and a couple of mates were out late drunk on the Coldharbour Lane campus one Saturday night, and moving a picnic table past the bank (as you do). We stopped for a rest and looked up, then just got up and started yanking letters off for shits 'n' giggles.
Then decided to put some back. :)
What japes!! :D
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OK. Not 'shopped.
This was from back when I was a student at Bristol Poly (now UWE).
Me and a couple of mates were out late drunk on the Coldharbour Lane campus one Saturday night, and moving a picnic table past the bank (as you do). We stopped for a rest and looked up, then just got up and started yanking letters off for shits 'n' giggles.
Then decided to put some back. :)
What japes!! :D
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I'm using all the right letters - but not necessarily in the right order.
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Sport in Unexpected Places
Sport is unavoidable at the best of times, but let's make it even more inescapable by popping sport and sports stars into places they shouldn't be. Suggested by Scaryduck.
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Sport is unavoidable at the best of times, but let's make it even more inescapable by popping sport and sports stars into places they shouldn't be. Suggested by Scaryduck.
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set by monkeon on 24th Nov at 9pm
The Lovely Mrs Wizard Paints Three Seasonal Things I made this!
See all 20 popular links (3 made popular today)
- Birth of the Moon*
- Zombie Pumpkin
- French Alps
* Earth's significant axial tilt left over from the impact and Moon formation is why we have seasons at all, donchaknow
- Zombie Pumpkin
- French Alps
* Earth's significant axial tilt left over from the impact and Moon formation is why we have seasons at all, donchaknow
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created by Invisible Wizard on 24th Nov at 7pm
Replacement Fruit and Veg
Apparently, it's Veg Pledge month where you're supposed to replace meat with vegetables. Let's go one step further and replace other things with fruit and veg too.
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Apparently, it's Veg Pledge month where you're supposed to replace meat with vegetables. Let's go one step further and replace other things with fruit and veg too.
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set by monkeon on 16th Nov at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 969, out now
"DARLING, OPEN YOUR INBOX, YOUR INTERNET NEWSLETTER IS READY"
* TYPE-IN MAGAZINE - launched for your fingers
* AI SLOP - get ready to oink for it, piggies
* GET WELL SOON - Wishing well to Dave Bagpuss
Read newsletter 969
"DARLING, OPEN YOUR INBOX, YOUR INTERNET NEWSLETTER IS READY"
* TYPE-IN MAGAZINE - launched for your fingers
* AI SLOP - get ready to oink for it, piggies
* GET WELL SOON - Wishing well to Dave Bagpuss
Read newsletter 969
published by rob on 15th Nov at 7pm
TV Out Of Time
Show us how TV shows would look if they'd been made at a different time in history, whether that's a 1990s version of The Traitors, or Vera Lynn performing her 1939 chart topper on Top of The Pops. Suggested by brb.
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Show us how TV shows would look if they'd been made at a different time in history, whether that's a 1990s version of The Traitors, or Vera Lynn performing her 1939 chart topper on Top of The Pops. Suggested by brb.
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set by monkeon on 7th Nov at 11pm
B3ta newsletter 968, out now
"WRITING 968 NEWSLETTERS OVER 24 YEARS IS SOME SORT OF RECORD, WHERE'S OUR O.B.E. YOU ROYAL BASTARDS?"
* JOHN LEWIS AD - the inevitable jokes
* VAGINA MUSEUM - Offers you money off vag merch
* BAD USER INTERFACES - compete to make the worst
Read newsletter 968
"WRITING 968 NEWSLETTERS OVER 24 YEARS IS SOME SORT OF RECORD, WHERE'S OUR O.B.E. YOU ROYAL BASTARDS?"
* JOHN LEWIS AD - the inevitable jokes
* VAGINA MUSEUM - Offers you money off vag merch
* BAD USER INTERFACES - compete to make the worst
Read newsletter 968
published by rob on 7th Nov at 7pm
B3ta newsletter 967, out now
"Read whilst dressed as Flash Killer Steve Jobs for Halloween"
* FESSHOLE - we're doing gigs in Sweden (!)
* CELEBRATE AI BEING SHIT - terrible AI clocks
* NEW CHALLENGE - Let's make anagrams of signs
Read newsletter 967
"Read whilst dressed as Flash Killer Steve Jobs for Halloween"
* FESSHOLE - we're doing gigs in Sweden (!)
* CELEBRATE AI BEING SHIT - terrible AI clocks
* NEW CHALLENGE - Let's make anagrams of signs
Read newsletter 967
published by rob on 1st Nov at 4pm
Sign Anagrams
In tribute to Prunella Scales, let's do the Fawlty Towers sign gag and re-arrange the letters on whatever signage you want. Fawlty Towers rules apply, so you don't have to use all the letters. Suggested by hagbardsapple.
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In tribute to Prunella Scales, let's do the Fawlty Towers sign gag and re-arrange the letters on whatever signage you want. Fawlty Towers rules apply, so you don't have to use all the letters. Suggested by hagbardsapple.
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set by monkeon on 1st Nov at 8am
B3ta newsletter 966, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER OF RECORD IF YOU'RE UNWASHED AND STILL A BIT HUNG UP ON ZX SPECTRUMS"
* JESUS FUCKING CHRIST - it's a swearing Bible
* NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - two authors, one book
* CARTOONS - is Gary 'Farside' Larson back?
Read newsletter 966
"THE NEWSLETTER OF RECORD IF YOU'RE UNWASHED AND STILL A BIT HUNG UP ON ZX SPECTRUMS"
* JESUS FUCKING CHRIST - it's a swearing Bible
* NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - two authors, one book
* CARTOONS - is Gary 'Farside' Larson back?
Read newsletter 966
published by rob on 27th Oct at 11am
Two Authors One Book
Let's halve the size of our bookshelves by combining any two books into one. 1984 : A Space Odyssey by George Orwell and Arthur C. Clarke - that sort of thing.
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Let's halve the size of our bookshelves by combining any two books into one. 1984 : A Space Odyssey by George Orwell and Arthur C. Clarke - that sort of thing.
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set by monkeon on 24th Oct at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 965, out now
"What's white and goes 'ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit'? A SOUTH-AFRICAN CHAS & DAVE COVERS BAND"
* BOOMER DEATH WATCH - interesting if a bit mean
* BOND CHALLENGE - lovely Photoshop results
* WEIRD FOREHEADS - cropped by the Guardian
Read newsletter 965
"What's white and goes 'ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit'? A SOUTH-AFRICAN CHAS & DAVE COVERS BAND"
* BOOMER DEATH WATCH - interesting if a bit mean
* BOND CHALLENGE - lovely Photoshop results
* WEIRD FOREHEADS - cropped by the Guardian
Read newsletter 965
published by rob on 18th Oct at 9pm
More Educational Posters for Hospitals
Rob reminds us "we once did a great challenge fucking with health posters you'd see in hospitals etc, given that was 15 years ago, maybe there's some new posters to fuck with". Let's find out!
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Rob reminds us "we once did a great challenge fucking with health posters you'd see in hospitals etc, given that was 15 years ago, maybe there's some new posters to fuck with". Let's find out!
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set by monkeon on 17th Oct at 12pm
B3ta newsletter 964, out now
"Open this newsletter and win the URL lottery"
* SITE - Can you beat the 1% battery challenge?
* CHALLENGE - Ruin a James Bond poster
* BOOK - 99p Fesshole kindle book offer
Read newsletter 964
"Open this newsletter and win the URL lottery"
* SITE - Can you beat the 1% battery challenge?
* CHALLENGE - Ruin a James Bond poster
* BOOK - 99p Fesshole kindle book offer
Read newsletter 964
published by rob on 12th Oct at 11pm
Ruin A Bond Poster
Amazon thought it would be a good idea to remove the guns from their Bond artwork, which went as well as you'd expect. Let's join in the fun and ruin all the Bond posters.
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Amazon thought it would be a good idea to remove the guns from their Bond artwork, which went as well as you'd expect. Let's join in the fun and ruin all the Bond posters.
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set by monkeon on 10th Oct at 12pm
B3ta newsletter 963, out now
"A smidgen of pigeon is just enough to give your kids a treat, full of feathery goodness, and a bit of beak"
* BUMPER ISSUE - Cassette Boy, Weebl & Matt Round
* TEXT ADVENTURE GAME - Can you strangle a horse?
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - let's make pop music 'spooky'
Read newsletter 963
"A smidgen of pigeon is just enough to give your kids a treat, full of feathery goodness, and a bit of beak"
* BUMPER ISSUE - Cassette Boy, Weebl & Matt Round
* TEXT ADVENTURE GAME - Can you strangle a horse?
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - let's make pop music 'spooky'
Read newsletter 963
published by rob on 3rd Oct at 5pm
Spooky Pop
It's spooky season, but which graveyard smash is going to get that coveted Halloween number one? Let's spookify the world of pop music. Suggested by HappyToast.
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It's spooky season, but which graveyard smash is going to get that coveted Halloween number one? Let's spookify the world of pop music. Suggested by HappyToast.
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set by monkeon on 2nd Oct at 7pm
B3ta newsletter 962, out now
"ASDA was named after its founders: Agnetha, Senny, Djörn & Anni-Frid"
* PIGEON SONG - Yes, a song, about pigeons
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Happy B-day Mario
* 90s GIFS - Would it be B3ta without them?
Read newsletter 962
"ASDA was named after its founders: Agnetha, Senny, Djörn & Anni-Frid"
* PIGEON SONG - Yes, a song, about pigeons
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Happy B-day Mario
* 90s GIFS - Would it be B3ta without them?
Read newsletter 962
published by rob on 26th Sep at 5pm
MAGA TV
Disney and Paramount have recently caved in to Trump's demands over what they should be broadcasting. Show us how TV would be if it was all made for (or starring) our beloved MAGA gang.
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Disney and Paramount have recently caved in to Trump's demands over what they should be broadcasting. Show us how TV would be if it was all made for (or starring) our beloved MAGA gang.
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set by monkeon on 25th Sep at 10pm
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- * TYPE-IN MAGAZINE - LAUNCHED FOR YOUR FINGERS
- * AI SLOP - GET READY TO OINK FOR IT, PIGGIES
- * GET WELL SOON - WISHING WELL TO DAVE BAGPUSS
Sport in Unexpected Places
Sport is unavoidable at the best of times, but let's make it even more inescapable by popping sport and sports stars into places they shouldn't be. Suggested by Scaryduck.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Coin Stack Challenge
Two players, one pot of coins - who can stack them higher?
Jeff Minter
Legendary 1980's computer games designer Jeff Minter tells b3ta about changing technology and his pet llamas.
