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Weapons Amnesty
Remove or replace the weapons from action films, games or anywhere else, and show us the world where there's no guns or other armaments. Suggested by Chris Weston.
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Remove or replace the weapons from action films, games or anywhere else, and show us the world where there's no guns or other armaments. Suggested by Chris Weston.
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set by monkeon on 10th Dec at 10pm
Vivaldi on marimbas
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happy vibes
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linked to by custard on 11th Dec at 5pm
Animals at Christmas
How do our furry, scaled and feathered friends celebrate Christmas? What gets to play Jesus in the zoo nativity? Show us! Suggested by Tinglto
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How do our furry, scaled and feathered friends celebrate Christmas? What gets to play Jesus in the zoo nativity? Show us! Suggested by Tinglto
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set by monkeon on 4th Dec at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 931, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT STILL PUBLISHES DESPITE THREE SIGNATURES ASKING US TO STOP"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Ronseal pop, that is, literal music
* COME TO FESSHOLE LIVE - London, this week
* YES IT'S A MONDAY NEWSLETTER - We were busy
Read newsletter 931
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT STILL PUBLISHES DESPITE THREE SIGNATURES ASKING US TO STOP"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Ronseal pop, that is, literal music
* COME TO FESSHOLE LIVE - London, this week
* YES IT'S A MONDAY NEWSLETTER - We were busy
Read newsletter 931
published by rob on 3rd Dec at 8pm
Ronseal Pop
Take a band or singer name (or song / album title if you prefer), and depict the world of pop as literal-mindedly as possible. Suggested by The Twisted Omentum.
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Take a band or singer name (or song / album title if you prefer), and depict the world of pop as literal-mindedly as possible. Suggested by The Twisted Omentum.
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set by monkeon on 26th Nov at 7pm
B3ta newsletter issue 930, out now
"JOIN THE 3 PEOPLE WHO'VE DELETED THEIR TWITTER ACCOUNT AND NOW POST ON B3TA"
This Week:
* LISTEN - to all the people swearing on social
* CHALLENGE - Bad guys in unexpected places
* A TOOL - to help you find local cinema
Read newsletter 930
"JOIN THE 3 PEOPLE WHO'VE DELETED THEIR TWITTER ACCOUNT AND NOW POST ON B3TA"
This Week:
* LISTEN - to all the people swearing on social
* CHALLENGE - Bad guys in unexpected places
* A TOOL - to help you find local cinema
Read newsletter 930
published by rob on 22nd Nov at 9pm
Fruit and Veg Movies
Let's take a trip to the greengrocers and make whimsical Photoshops about our favourite fruity (& vegy) products starring in the movies. Suggested by Richard Tingley.
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Let's take a trip to the greengrocers and make whimsical Photoshops about our favourite fruity (& vegy) products starring in the movies. Suggested by Richard Tingley.
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set by monkeon on 18th Nov at 10pm
Bad Guys in Unexpected Places
Take famous villains and put them in inappropriate or unexpected places. Show us how Pennywise goes down at a kids' party, or how the Corleones do on Family Fortunes.
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Take famous villains and put them in inappropriate or unexpected places. Show us how Pennywise goes down at a kids' party, or how the Corleones do on Family Fortunes.
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set by monkeon on 10th Nov at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 929, out now
"ONCE AGAIN THE HAM MARKETING BOARD REJECT OUR SLOGAN: SNORTY BUT SLICED"
This Week:
* LOST CONSONANTS - legendary B3ta challenge back
* PRIME NUMBER PROJECT - can you count? Then count
* OFFICIAL AMSTRAD NOSTALGIA SITE - thanks Alan
Read newsletter 929
"ONCE AGAIN THE HAM MARKETING BOARD REJECT OUR SLOGAN: SNORTY BUT SLICED"
This Week:
* LOST CONSONANTS - legendary B3ta challenge back
* PRIME NUMBER PROJECT - can you count? Then count
* OFFICIAL AMSTRAD NOSTALGIA SITE - thanks Alan
Read newsletter 929
published by rob on 8th Nov at 7pm
B3ta newsletter 928, out now
"FRANKIE SAYS EX-LAX: SHART THE UNEMPLOYED"
This Week:
* ARE HOLIDAYS GOOD? - find out now
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - sitcom monster mashup results
* CONTROL PACMAN - with your own face, at last
Read newsletter 928
"FRANKIE SAYS EX-LAX: SHART THE UNEMPLOYED"
This Week:
* ARE HOLIDAYS GOOD? - find out now
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - sitcom monster mashup results
* CONTROL PACMAN - with your own face, at last
Read newsletter 928
published by rob on 1st Nov at 11pm
More Lost Consonants
Let's pay tribute to Graham Rawle with another game of Lost Consonants. Remove a single letter from anything you like... with hilarious results.
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Let's pay tribute to Graham Rawle with another game of Lost Consonants. Remove a single letter from anything you like... with hilarious results.
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set by monkeon on 1st Nov at 9pm
Goodbye Legless
Sorry to share this news - from the email: "Hi B3ta. Bit of sad news, Joe Thompson aka Legless passed away last week. Thought you might want to post something, better coming from you instead of some random lurker. The funeral will be webcast. Whack it in /links for a suitably tasteless send off :)" If you want to leave a comment - stick it on the thread.
Sorry to share this news - from the email: "Hi B3ta. Bit of sad news, Joe Thompson aka Legless passed away last week. Thought you might want to post something, better coming from you instead of some random lurker. The funeral will be webcast. Whack it in /links for a suitably tasteless send off :)" If you want to leave a comment - stick it on the thread.
posted by rob on 28th Oct at 10am
B3ta newsletter 927, out now
"ASCII NEWSLETTER FLASHES SIDE-BOOB AND REVEALS PERKY URLS"
This Week:
* QUEEN RESPECTS - how your fave brands paid them
* JUST OUT OF SHOT - image challenge
* SHANNON MATTHEWS THE MUSICAL - on your telly
Read newsletter 927
"ASCII NEWSLETTER FLASHES SIDE-BOOB AND REVEALS PERKY URLS"
This Week:
* QUEEN RESPECTS - how your fave brands paid them
* JUST OUT OF SHOT - image challenge
* SHANNON MATTHEWS THE MUSICAL - on your telly
Read newsletter 927
published by rob on 25th Oct at 10pm
Horredy
Halloween is approaching, so lets make horror versions of classic comedies. Only Ghouls and Corpses, Fiends, Hellfrasier etc. Suggested by Captain Howdy.
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Halloween is approaching, so lets make horror versions of classic comedies. Only Ghouls and Corpses, Fiends, Hellfrasier etc. Suggested by Captain Howdy.
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set by monkeon on 23rd Oct at 9pm
B3ta newsletter 926, out now
"THE SEMI-OFFICIAL NEWSLETTER OF THE URL FANCLUB"
This Week:
* ADRIAN CHILES - fake column machine
* CHALLENGE RESULTS - opposite games
* FESSHOLE LIVE - coming to LONDON in December
Read newsletter 926
"THE SEMI-OFFICIAL NEWSLETTER OF THE URL FANCLUB"
This Week:
* ADRIAN CHILES - fake column machine
* CHALLENGE RESULTS - opposite games
* FESSHOLE LIVE - coming to LONDON in December
Read newsletter 926
published by rob on 18th Oct at 5pm
Just Out Of Shot
What is happening just off screen during iconic film or TV moments? By the power of Photoshop, extend the shot and let us know. Suggested by Afinkawan.
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What is happening just off screen during iconic film or TV moments? By the power of Photoshop, extend the shot and let us know. Suggested by Afinkawan.
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set by monkeon on 15th Oct at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 925, out now
"YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO DOG SHIT MONTHLY HAS EXPIRED"
This Week:
* FANTASY WILBURY GENERATOR - One for each year
* A DEAL NOT TO BE MISSED - Mediaeval weaponry
* 14 SECONDS OF SPARKY GOLD - Just watch it
Read newsletter 925
"YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO DOG SHIT MONTHLY HAS EXPIRED"
This Week:
* FANTASY WILBURY GENERATOR - One for each year
* A DEAL NOT TO BE MISSED - Mediaeval weaponry
* 14 SECONDS OF SPARKY GOLD - Just watch it
Read newsletter 925
published by rob on 11th Oct at 7pm
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- * CHALLENGE - RONSEAL POP, THAT IS, LITERAL MUSIC
- * COME TO FESSHOLE LIVE - LONDON, THIS WEEK
- * YES IT'S A MONDAY NEWSLETTER - WE WERE BUSY
Weapons Amnesty
Remove or replace the weapons from action films, games or anywhere else, and show us the world where there's no guns or other armaments. Suggested by Chris Weston.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
How To Poach An Egg
Tackling the controversial subject of poaching eggs. Including the revolutionary "clingfilm" method.
Tony Hart
Tony Hart is an inspirational figure in Childrens TV. We spoke to him and got the low down on Morph, losing his virginity, and whether he could do fellow TV Artist Rolf Harris in a fight.
