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Spooky Pop
It's spooky season, but which graveyard smash is going to get that coveted Halloween number one? Let's spookify the world of pop music. Suggested by HappyToast.
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It's spooky season, but which graveyard smash is going to get that coveted Halloween number one? Let's spookify the world of pop music. Suggested by HappyToast.
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set by monkeon on 2nd Oct at 7pm
The Department of Peace I made this!
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After Pete Hegseth's Department of War speech in front of his generals, I've gathered the world's peace activists, for a message from The Department Of Peace.
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created by Pig Face Turnip on 2nd Oct at 5pm
B3ta newsletter 962, out now
"ASDA was named after its founders: Agnetha, Senny, Djörn & Anni-Frid"
* PIGEON SONG - Yes, a song, about pigeons
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Happy B-day Mario
* 90s GIFS - Would it be B3ta without them?
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"ASDA was named after its founders: Agnetha, Senny, Djörn & Anni-Frid"
* PIGEON SONG - Yes, a song, about pigeons
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Happy B-day Mario
* 90s GIFS - Would it be B3ta without them?
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published by rob on 26th Sep at 5pm
MAGA TV
Disney and Paramount have recently caved in to Trump's demands over what they should be broadcasting. Show us how TV would be if it was all made for (or starring) our beloved MAGA gang.
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Disney and Paramount have recently caved in to Trump's demands over what they should be broadcasting. Show us how TV would be if it was all made for (or starring) our beloved MAGA gang.
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set by monkeon on 25th Sep at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 961, out now
"A hill I'll die on is Muswell Hill, just after I've climbed up it, to buy cakes from the nice cake shop Dunns"
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Most popular one in yonks
* SHED OF THE YEAR - We have a winner
* GAME - Are you sure you're not a robot?
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"A hill I'll die on is Muswell Hill, just after I've climbed up it, to buy cakes from the nice cake shop Dunns"
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Most popular one in yonks
* SHED OF THE YEAR - We have a winner
* GAME - Are you sure you're not a robot?
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published by rob on 22nd Sep at 10pm
Happy Birthday Mario
Everyone's favourite Italian plumber turned 40 this week, so let's plug Mario Paint into our SNES and make some pictures to celebrate Mario and the Mushroom Kingdom gang.
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Everyone's favourite Italian plumber turned 40 this week, so let's plug Mario Paint into our SNES and make some pictures to celebrate Mario and the Mushroom Kingdom gang.
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set by monkeon on 17th Sep at 9pm
B3ta newsletter 960, out now
"MySpace Tom doesn't call for *anything*, as he's a chill guy taking nature photos"
* RELOAD CLICKER - Can you hammer a million F5s?
* CYRIAK - Now making videos for Adam Buxton
* NEW CHALLENGE - Kids TV at the movies
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"MySpace Tom doesn't call for *anything*, as he's a chill guy taking nature photos"
* RELOAD CLICKER - Can you hammer a million F5s?
* CYRIAK - Now making videos for Adam Buxton
* NEW CHALLENGE - Kids TV at the movies
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published by rob on 14th Sep at 10pm
Children's TV At The Movies
They're making a film of Bagpuss, which everyone of b3ta age is hoping they don't mess up. Let's show them how it should be done by taking the saggy old cloth cat and other childhood favourites and putting them in the movies. Suggested by Simon Pegg (not that one).
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They're making a film of Bagpuss, which everyone of b3ta age is hoping they don't mess up. Let's show them how it should be done by taking the saggy old cloth cat and other childhood favourites and putting them in the movies. Suggested by Simon Pegg (not that one).
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set by monkeon on 10th Sep at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 959, out now
"I'd give it 5 mins if I was you. I was defecting to Reform in there"
* INTERNET ART - The image challenge you want
* MONKEON - He advises you on what TV to watch
* HAPPY TOAST - Makes pop video for pop star
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"I'd give it 5 mins if I was you. I was defecting to Reform in there"
* INTERNET ART - The image challenge you want
* MONKEON - He advises you on what TV to watch
* HAPPY TOAST - Makes pop video for pop star
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published by rob on 6th Sep at 7pm
Internet Art
We love the web, obviously, but we also love art. So this week, fire up Yahoo! Graffiti and combine internet ephemera with classic works of art.
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We love the web, obviously, but we also love art. So this week, fire up Yahoo! Graffiti and combine internet ephemera with classic works of art.
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set by monkeon on 2nd Sep at 9pm
B3ta newsletter 958, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT HANGS ENGLAND FLAGS ON YOUR VPN FOR A PATRIOTIC WANK IN 'BELGIUM'"
* CHALLENGE - Sci-fi food is popular and good
* CLOCK - tell the time using Pong
* ACTUALLY OK HEADLINES QUIZ - if you can be arsed
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"THE NEWSLETTER THAT HANGS ENGLAND FLAGS ON YOUR VPN FOR A PATRIOTIC WANK IN 'BELGIUM'"
* CHALLENGE - Sci-fi food is popular and good
* CLOCK - tell the time using Pong
* ACTUALLY OK HEADLINES QUIZ - if you can be arsed
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published by rob on 29th Aug at 7pm
Sci-Fi Food
Show us the future of food, or just Photoshop a carrot into Star Wars. This week, we're mashing up sci-fi and grub.
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Show us the future of food, or just Photoshop a carrot into Star Wars. This week, we're mashing up sci-fi and grub.
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set by monkeon on 24th Aug at 4pm
B3ta newsletter 957, out now
"BRITAIN'S OLDEST NEWSLETTER CELEBRATES STANDING UP WITHOUT GROANING"
* CRAP NOVELTY SONGS - Play them like MTV
* PROCRASTINATE - with random website generator
* CHALLENGE - Cartoon characters go on holiday
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"BRITAIN'S OLDEST NEWSLETTER CELEBRATES STANDING UP WITHOUT GROANING"
* CRAP NOVELTY SONGS - Play them like MTV
* PROCRASTINATE - with random website generator
* CHALLENGE - Cartoon characters go on holiday
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published by rob on 22nd Aug at 5pm
Cartoon Characters on Holiday
It's summer holiday time, so show us what your favourite cartoon and comic characters are getting up to on their getaways.
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It's summer holiday time, so show us what your favourite cartoon and comic characters are getting up to on their getaways.
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set by monkeon on 16th Aug at 9am
B3ta newsletter 956, out now
"MAKE YOUR OWN CHATGTP 5 BY DRINKING FOUR LITRES OF BIN JUICE AND SHOUTING AT A PIGEON"
* IMPROVE NEWS - with the solution of wolves
* VOTE NOW - in the Tiny Website awards
* B3TA RADIO - Remember that? Found old episodes
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"MAKE YOUR OWN CHATGTP 5 BY DRINKING FOUR LITRES OF BIN JUICE AND SHOUTING AT A PIGEON"
* IMPROVE NEWS - with the solution of wolves
* VOTE NOW - in the Tiny Website awards
* B3TA RADIO - Remember that? Found old episodes
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published by rob on 11th Aug at 5pm
Literal Movie Titles
Film titles often don't conjure up the movie you expected - The Elephant Man didn't even have a trunk. Show us what films could have been if you took their titles more literally.
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Film titles often don't conjure up the movie you expected - The Elephant Man didn't even have a trunk. Show us what films could have been if you took their titles more literally.
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set by monkeon on 7th Aug at 11pm
B3ta newsletter 955, out now
"THE OFFICIAL FAN NEWSLETTER OF [TABLE] TAGS IS IN YOUR INBOX ONCE AGAIN"
* DRAWING THING - Can you draw a face on a cloud?
* WHITTLING WORD GAME - Make long words shorter
* JOEL VEITCH - Has returned in canine form. Woof
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"THE OFFICIAL FAN NEWSLETTER OF [TABLE] TAGS IS IN YOUR INBOX ONCE AGAIN"
* DRAWING THING - Can you draw a face on a cloud?
* WHITTLING WORD GAME - Make long words shorter
* JOEL VEITCH - Has returned in canine form. Woof
Read newsletter 955
published by rob on 1st Aug at 7pm
Join the finest internet newsletter in the land. Cool web stuff to your inbox every Friday. No spam. No gristle.
- * PIGEON SONG - YES, A SONG, ABOUT PIGEONS
- * IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - HAPPY B-DAY MARIO
- * 90S GIFS - WOULD IT BE B3TA WITHOUT THEM?
Spooky Pop
It's spooky season, but which graveyard smash is going to get that coveted Halloween number one? Let's spookify the world of pop music. Suggested by HappyToast.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
2 cups 1 bag
One tea-bag makes two cups of tea. Nobody appears to know this, so we've made a guide.
Jeff Minter
Legendary 1980's computer games designer Jeff Minter tells b3ta about changing technology and his pet llamas.
